195 Three days of newlyweds, no size
195 newlywed three days without size
As the saying goes, there is no size in the three days of the wedding, and there is no white or noisy. In terms of age, Song Jiang is also the oldest among the heroes in Liangshan, except for Chao Gai. After the square wax, more than half of 108 will die, and the living people know that "living" is the best thing in the world. Life is short, but we must be happy in time.
After the other people gave gifts and finished eating, they quickly left the table. None of the more than 20 brothers in Liangshan left, and they were ready to enjoy three days here in Songjiang. Song Jiang was very happy to see that his wife Zhen Jiang was beautiful and generous, and that she could get along with her brothers.
When everyone sees their sister-in-law, she is young, beautiful, and casual, and inevitably makes more jokes.
Li Kui was very energetic, poured himself three full bowls of wine, poured another bowl for his sister-in-law, and shouted: "Sister-in-law, my eldest brother is really blessed to please you such a beautiful wife!" Come on, come on, I've done these three big bowls, and you've drunk this big bowl! ”
After Li Kui finished speaking, a bowl of grunt, a bowl of grunt, a bowl of grunt, and after drinking, the bowl was buckled to the table. shouted: "Sister-in-law, I'm done drinking, it's your turn!" ”
Zhen Jiang watched Li Kui drink, as if he was drinking cold water, he was so frightened that he lost his face, and reluctantly said: "I don't know how to drink, what does it mean!" “
Zhen Jiang picked up the bowl, took a sip, and coughed twice.
"No, no! I've drunk three bowls, and you don't even drink one bowl, it's too bad for me to give Li Tieniu face. - Sister-in-law, if you don't drink it, I'll drink three more bowls. Li Kui poured three more bowls.
Zhen Jiang didn't know what to do, and looked at Song Jiang.
"Tie Niu, big brother will drink with you." Song Jiang took a sip of the wine from his wife, and drank the bowl of wine with three sounds.
"Big brother, you can't drink it! I can't replace it, just now I was a toast to my sister-in-law's wine, not a toast to you. If I can do it, I'll go into the cave for you in a while. Is the son born surnamed Song or surnamed Li? Li Kui had already been drunk for seven or eight minutes, and he had no size for three days of marriage, so he started talking nonsense.
Zhen Jiang's face turned red, and he didn't know what to say.
"Iron Bull, you're drunk! Don't dive nonsense! Wu Yong said loudly.
"Strategist, I'm not drunk, you're drunk! When you get married, I'll go into the cave for you, and I've heard that your tricks don't work. Wu is useless! Hahaha......" Li Kui laughed out loud after speaking, and drank another big bowl of wine.
One sentence made Wu Yong's face blush like a monkey's cheek, his own thing is really not easy to use, how could this guy know?
"Li Tieniu, sister-in-law will drink with you." Sister-in-law Gu came over with a large bowl of wine and called out.
"Drink it, who is afraid of whom!" Li Kui picked up the wine bowl and with Sister-in-law Gu.
Song Jiang saw Li Kui and Sister-in-law Gu struggling with each other, gently tugged at the corners of his wife's clothes, and went to another table. The Liangshan heroes at this table are relatively civilized. Although Lin Chong, Guan Sheng, Zhu Tong, Dong Ping, and Yan Qing can also joke, they are not as vulgar as Li Kui.
Zhen Jiang replaced the wine with tea and drank with everyone for a while. Just about to leave, the time moved over.
"Sister-in-law, you haven't toasted me yet!" Shi Qian held a small bowl of wine and screamed.
"Your sister-in-law, who is a little unwell, replaces wine with tea." Song Jiang hurriedly explained.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's just in the feelings, and everything you drink is wine. My sister-in-law drinks tea and I drink, and I have a son and daughter in October. ”
Shi Qian's words made everyone laugh. Zhen Jiang's face flushed slightly.
"Time has changed, what other 'subjects'? Hurry up! Dong Ping said with a smile.
"There are no other 'subjects', but there are 'subjects' in this regard. Dong Ping, you're also from here, you kid - there are a lot more than my 'farts department', you whole sentences. Shi Qian pointed at Dong Ping and said.
"It's not big or small for three days, don't be annoyed when you say it." Dong Ping smiled.
"As long as you don't force me to drink, it's okay to say anything." Zhen Jiang smiled generously.
"The embroidered pillow cushions cushion your waist, make sure you are born to the little tiger lamb!" After Dong Ping finished speaking, he covered his face.
Zhen Jiang just blushed a little bit, and he wasn't annoyed at all.
"Little sister-in-law, you ride a big horse in the cave house, and you can give birth to whatever you want." Shi Qian laughed after speaking, and everyone laughed too.
After hiring the sister-in-law to fight with Li Kui, she ran back to the table, pulled Zhen Jiang aside, and shouted: "If any of you want to bully my sister, I'm not done with you." ”
Shi Qian's eyes widened and said, "Hey, hire sister-in-law, she is not your sister, she is your sister-in-law." People are born tall and thin, and you don't dare to hug a blind bear. - My eldest brother Sun Xin can actually come back to life under your ravage, how hard that life is! ”
Sister-in-law Gu also glared, and went to catch Shi Qian, but he ran away.
She scolded with a smile: "Shi Qian, you sparrow bones, if you were my husband, I would crush you with one ass." ”
Shi Qian went to a safe place and said with a smile: "I'd rather go to the sea to be the eighth king than be your husband." I'm horrified to fall into that big funnel of yours......"
"This time has changed, not only a thief, but also a god's mouth." Song Jiang pointed at him and laughed.
"Where is my sister-in-law? I haven't had enough of it with you. I'll drink a bucket, you drink a bowl, it's all right. Li Kui carried a wine barrel and walked over crookedly.
"Sister, let's go! Don't play tricks on these rough guys. Sister-in-law Gu pulled Zhen Jiang and rushed to the cave room.
Song Jiang saw that his wife had left, and his heart was in his stomach. Deep in my heart, I am very grateful to Sister-in-law Gu, and I feel that this woman is very rough on the surface, but her heart is still quite thin.
Li Kui was drunk and drunk, so he had to go to the cave room to sleep. Several people subdued him, got him to Song Qing's house, and went to the corpse.
Song Jiang didn't want to drink more, but he was still poured a lot of wine by his brothers.
In the end, it was Wu Yong who relieved the siege and said in his ear: "Brother Gongming, Chunxiao is worth a thousand gold." It's getting late, so let's go into the cave quickly. Have you forgotten the four joys of life? ”
Song Jiang's tongue was a little hard, and he asked, "What are the four great joys?" ”
Wu Yong said with a smile: "A long drought is a rainy day, a foreign country meets an old acquaintance, the cave room spends candle night, and the gold list is inscribed." ”
After Wu Yong's reminder, Song Jiang remembered that today was one of the four joys of his life, spending candles in the cave room, and regretting drinking so much wine. However, it was too late. When he returned to the cave room, he threw himself into bed and slept like a dead pig.
The heroes of Liangshan did not leave the next day, and still ate, drank and had fun at Song Jiang's house. However, he didn't need Song Jiang to accompany him, he was just so busy that Song Qing hit the back of his head.
When Song Jiang woke up, it was already the evening of the next day, and he simply didn't go out to meet his brothers. I hid in the cave and ate something, and I was much more refreshed.
Zhen Jiang's personal maid Huanchun blushed slightly and said to Song Jiang: "Master, the water is ready." Madame told you to sit down and go in again. ”
Song Jiang's new house is located in the east wing, with a total of five rooms, and the door is opened in the middle. The two rooms on the south side were cave houses, and he lived with his daughter-in-law. The houses on the north side are surrounded by people. Chunhong left, and Song Jiang saw that a large copper basin was placed in the place, and the water in it was steaming. Seeing that the copper basin was not his own, he knew that his wife had brought it from his mother's house.
Song Jiang took off his clothes and washed them briefly, mainly to clean his lower body. I think this should be a rule, and my wife will wash it if she asks her to wash it.
A night of delay, and this night cannot be wasted. Naked, I opened the door and went in, lifted the curtain and went to bed. There was no wax, and it was pitch black. A warm-up man came up, and Song Jiang first bumped into two mountains of meat, and then felt that he was fully immersed in a steaming valley...... Wonderful, unusual, I don't want anything else.
Please look at the next time - the 196 cave house is really bizarre for seven days