Chapter 11 I'm Going to Jiangsu, Zhejiang!
"Although I am a relative of the emperor, I am also your wife of Cao Mengde."
Hearing his words, Cao Mengde, who was in tears, didn't know what to say!
This trip to the front position, Jiangsu and Zhejiang, it is difficult to say, there are many crises, maybe Liu Xuande is secretly ambushing, and Cao Cao's life is not guaranteed!
What are you afraid of, he is worried in his heart, if it is really Liu Xuande's doing, then this person's conscience is very bad, and he is not the peerless monarch that later generations said.
Cao Mengde didn't want to, when he thought about it, it was completely bad, and he was terrified in his heart, and when he was afraid, he was going to have a headache.
Oh no, my headache is happening again!
"Oops! My head hurts, kill me, I'm in so much pain. After Yun Dongshan finished speaking, he covered his head, looking extremely painful, and his face changed, as if he was about to die immediately!
"Madam, ...... to death"
The clouds moved the mountain and cried.
Yao was frightened, "Husband, what's wrong with you?" You can't have any three long and two short. ”
Chen took over and said, "Bah, bah! Unlucky! What did you say, our husband is a hundred years old, how can he live so shortly? ”
"Yes, yes, don't you know that my husband has always had a headache? The imperial doctor in the palace can't cure it, and if you are a little excited, you will have a seizure! Husband, he has such a bad headache, it must be this damn headache......"
The ladies nodded, and they didn't care about eating.
A Mrs. Chan shouted, "Hurry up and get the imperial doctor ......"
When Yun Dongshan heard this, he shouted and shouted: "I don't need an imperial doctor, I don't need an imperial doctor, that's a quack doctor, he wants to murder the true appearance, and the original appearance doesn't need him to heal ......"
"But, husband, I have a headache, I should treat it! ......," the lady said hurriedly.
"This man is a quack, I don't need him to heal, you women, want to murder the prime minister? Let's tell you the truth, that quack doctor was spanked by me, I don't know if he can get out of bed, I don't know if he can save his life, but he definitely won't come. ”
Yun Dongshan said.
Mrs. Chen didn't know that Cao Mengde had beaten the imperial doctor in the palace, so she only thought that Cao Cao was joking, and she didn't take it seriously, and turned her head to look at a guard.
"Something happened to Xiangye, you are all over the house! Don't go to the imperial doctor yet? ”
The guard was so frightened that he crawled and quickly went to the hall.
Sure enough, the guard quickly came to report: "Tell Madame, this imperial doctor was beaten by Xiangye's buttocks and blossomed, and he is dying, so he really can't come!" Even if you kill the minions, I can't help it. ”
Mrs. Yao hurriedly said: "Sister, this little guard is right, Xiangye was drunk and crazy, and he almost didn't kill the imperial doctor, if I hadn't stopped him, the imperial doctor would have fallen to the ground." Moreover, our husband Jun Ji people have their own natural appearance, his disease, the imperial doctor can not cure it, in the past ten years, the disease has been hundreds of times, and the husband is not alive and well. ”
Mrs. Chen patted Yao's hands with satisfaction: "My sister is right, Jiren has his own natural appearance!" Even in the battle of Changfengpo, Liu Xuande besieged and killed his husband, and his husband was not a big disaster! ”
Several people were immediately relieved.
Yun Dongshan was very entangled in his heart, he wanted to completely explain this trip to Jiangsu and Zhejiang to escape death, it is likely that he will never return, and he will be assassinated, he thought about it for a long time, sighed, this kind of thing is said, he is very happy in his heart, they must be very worried in their hearts, and they can't say it after thinking about it.
Because it will make them sad, worried, and psychologically burdened.
It is of no use except to add to the sadness.
Even if they are so strong-hearted that they swear that they must remarry and cuckold Lao Tzu, this is a great loss for Cao someone!
Such a beautiful wife, such a beauty, how can she be enjoyed by others?
The pain in Yundong Mountain is still attacking, but there are many things in my mind, and the trip to Jiangsu has a long way to go! There is no room for error!
In case of anger, even if Cao Mengde does not die in a catastrophe and his luck goes against the sky, his head will fall to the ground.
At that time, what beauties, what ambitions, what ambitions, and Lao Tzu's "Yong Canghai".
What Lao Ji Fu Fang, ambition for thousands of miles, ambition, great ambition, and poems and songs written by Lao Tzu, all have nothing to do with Cao!
Cao Cao is a loser, Lao Tzu is a failure against the sky, if I don't complete the task, the sky will kill me!
Lao Tzu is afraid, Lao Tzu is not only a handsome talent, but also a poetic god, a character through the ages, it's a pity to die!
Cao Cao's life must be saved no matter what.
I'm not afraid of making a comeback again, I'm afraid that once Cao Cao dies, Lao Tzu will also die!
Yundongshan and Cao Mengde are completely nepotistic, they can't run Cao Cao, and they can't jump Yundongshan.
Even if he was an air force in his previous life, he had to come according to God's arrangement.
What is Liu Xuande?
What is Maarten?
Liu Biao and Sun Quan, Lao Tzu is still not afraid!
Look at how I Yundongshan helped Cao Mengde to set the Quartet and unify the world......
At this moment, Yundongshan's heart is full of fighting spirit and infinite glorious mission.
The feeling of chicken blood is seriously explosive.
Soon, Cao Mengde's head pain slowly improved! Cao Cao was cured without treatment, and he healed himself without medicine, oops! Don't believe it, this world is so magical.
For example, Yundong Mountain, that is, myself, before crossing, on the earth, I had a cold and fever, I had never taken medicine, and I was completely cured by myself, and Lao Tzu thought that medicine was poisonous, chronic, and poisonous.
So, never eat.
Saying that Lao Tzu is not afraid of death, saying that Lao Tzu has a big life, it's okay, anyway, I never take medicine.
Completely self-healing, never taken a single pill, believe it or not, that's a fact.
It seems that the crossing has found the right person, this Cao Mengde and Lao Tzu are the same, how strange it is that Lao Tzu didn't throw me into Liu Bei's body, Liu Xuande is a medicine jar, although there is no Western medicine at this time, if you take Chinese medicine every day, you will also be poisoned.
It's medicine.
Yun Dongshan thought about it, and felt that it was glorious to cross Cao Mengde, and it was not so aggrieved to cross into a bullish character.
Things in the world are so magical.
Cao Mengde's head hurt and he immediately stood up.
The whole person has become a person, the sun is shining, and there is no longer the previous embarrassment.
Because, Prime Minister Cao Cheng is really embarrassed.
But he is the prime minister and the favored minister of the saint, and he will immediately send an envoy to Zhejiang, so no one dares to chew his tongue, talk nonsense, and tell right and wrong.
Cao Mengde stood up and comforted: "Madam, I'm fine." ”
The lady of the main palace, that is, the so-called imperial sister, saw Cao Mengde and suddenly became normal, and her heart was slightly relieved: "Husband, I heard that you are going to Jiangsu and Zhejiang, it must be that my imperial brother arranged something for you, and the imperial brother is really, knowing that you suffer from headaches and have attacks from time to time, I will go to him to settle accounts." ”
When the words fell, he immediately walked out the door.
Yun Dongshan heard this, this is not good, in case this guy lives or dies, then his status in Liu Long's mind is bound to decline rapidly, which is not what Cao Cao wants to see.
Now, the only way to do this is to use the bitter meat meter.
"Oh, my husband has a headache again! You can't go, if something happens to me, these ladies don't worry, and you're not there. You go, go, let me die. Yun Dongshan clutched his chest, looking like he was about to lose his breath.
The imperial sister hurriedly ran over: "Husband, you have a headache, why are you covering your stomach?" ”
Yun Dongshan was startled, knowing that things were going to be bad, so he even coaxed and deceived: "Madam, you don't know, my true appearance is dying recently, and my condition has worsened, not only my brain hurts, but my brain hurts, and my stomach hurts together, and it hurts me to death!" Oops...... Oops......"
"I'm dying, leave me alone, my brain and stomach hurt until I die, go find your imperial brother! Anyway, when my husband dies, you won't shed tears. Let's go, let's go......"
He groaned in pain, knowing that she was fooled, and screamed even more happily, while screaming in pain, he pushed her out: "Go to your imperial brother, as soon as I die, you will immediately remarry." ”
He was heartbroken, as if as soon as she left, he died.
The nervous imperial sister dared to leave, and never dared to take a step again, for fear of returning again, and saw her husband's body for the first time.
She has true feelings for Cao Mengde.
The Yundongshan plan worked, and I was overjoyed.
Sample, Lao Tzu can't play with you! As soon as you look for Brother Wang, I guess it's really over.
Yundongshan is joyful, if this is in modern society, it will definitely win the Oscar! The thought of the sudden crossing made him feel depressed in his heart, and he suddenly began to miss his hometown again.
"Earth, are you okay?"
The imperial sister hugged Yun Dongshan and sobbed: "Husband, don't go, don't go, I won't look for Brother Wang, I will only accompany you." ”