Chapter 536: I want to beat you up
PS. Present today's update, by the way, pull a vote for the "starting point" 515 fan festival, everyone has 8 votes, and the vote will also give the starting point coin, kneel and beg everyone to support and appreciate!
For scammers, in fact, the most difficult thing is the beginning, when it was the most dangerous, but as the scam progresses, it will not be so easy to be seen through, because the state of the scammer will get better and better, and the deceived person is more and more addicted to the scam.
Not long after the boat sailed, Han Yi and Ono got off the boat, but after a meal, the two separated again, Ono walked to the city, and Han Yi went to the lonely peak not far away.
He went there for no other reason, of course, he went to have a tryst with Xiao Wuyi.
It turned out that when Xiao Wuyi went to the training camp that day, the two secretly made an appointment to meet on Gufeng today.
Recently, Han Yi has been really busy enough, he hasn't been to Gufeng for a long time, whether it is physically or in his heart, he misses Xiao Wuyi very much, so after saying goodbye to Ono, he almost came to Gufeng with him.
At this time, the lonely peak was swept by the cold wind, which seemed a little depressed, but it was not difficult to find that a new round of life was already being born.
Coming to the middle of the mountain, Han Yi pushed aside a branch that blocked the way, only to see a woman sitting quietly in the pavilion a few steps away, with a beautiful and beautiful woman, her face was like a silver plate, beautiful and crystalline, she gently leaned on the guardrail, like frost and snow, her wrist held the head of the mantis, and her eyes looked at a green pine in front of her, a few strands of hair danced lightly next to her cheeks, and the turquoise shawl blended with the surrounding scenery, like a fairy in the mountains. Beautiful.
is just this one side, but it makes Han Yi look demented and stop moving.
I don't know why, every time I see Xiao Wuyi, Han Yi will have a sense of happiness and a sense of belonging, which he has never experienced in later generations.
I don't know how long it has been. The woman in the pavilion suddenly raised the corners of her mouth, revealing a small dimple that loomed, "Have you seen enough?" ”
This voice also made Han Yi wake up that she was not a fairy, but a queen. He stepped forward and said with a smile, "If I've seen enough, you'll have a headache." ”
This woman is Xiao Wuyi, she sighed, and said quietly: "You are flying now." I'm afraid my wretched wife is dispensable. ”
Han Yi was stunned when he heard this, his footsteps suddenly stopped, and his face gradually became solemn.
Xiao Wuyi turned his head curiously, and when he saw Han Yi's solemn face, he couldn't help frowning, and asked, "It seems that you really did something sorry for me?" ”
She was just a joke, but Han Yi showed such a face, it was inevitable that she wouldn't think much about it. That's a woman's intuition.
Han Yi was stunned again, it turned out that Xiao Wuyi was joking. reminded him of his father who abandoned his wife and children, stepped forward, and said with a wry smile: "The only thing that can make me look at the training camp is that I am afraid that it is lonely and moonless." ”
Xiao Wuyi sneered and said, "If it's Wuyue, it's okay." ”
Sure enough, it's a female devil. even encouraged her husband to take a crooked route. Han Yi glanced at her, sat down beside her gently, and reached out to take her hand.
Xiao Wuyi blinked her beautiful eyes, looked at Han Yi, and said, "Han Yi." Is something wrong? ”
Han Yi shook his head and said extremely seriously: "Wuyi, if I don't have the determination to stay with you for the rest of my life, I will never marry you, no matter whether you are fat or thin, beautiful or ugly, I will not abandon you." ”
Xiao Wuyi was stunned, but he was extremely moved in his heart, and a layer of mist gathered in his eyes, but it was not Xiao Wuyi's character to throw himself into his arms, and he curled the corners of his mouth and said, "You don't have the guts." ”
I don't have the guts? Han Yi laughed, stretched out his hand to take her into his arms, and asked with a smile: "Wuyi, do you miss me?" ”
Xiao Wuyi didn't twist, and leaned on Han Yi's arms very obediently, but a thin layer of blush floated on his face, and he said softly: "I was thinking about you just now." ”
Han Yi listened sweetly in his heart, and asked casually, "What do you miss me?" "I just hope I can dwell on this issue for a little longer.
"I want to beat you up."
Xiao Wuyi raised his head slightly and said with a sincere face.
Han Yi blinked, as if he couldn't believe his ears, "You-what did you say?" ”
Xiao Wuyi pouted slightly, and said thoughtfully: "It may be unfair to say this, otherwise, let's make a comparison." ”
What is the difference between this and the previous sentence, but it turns the law into legal, and does not treat you as a fool. Han Yi was horrified: "Why? ”
He's already a little messy.
Xiao Wuyi complained: "It's not because of Xiao Xiao's business. ”
She looks like a weak woman, but what she says is terrifying.
Han Yi said frantically: "I'll help you teach your younger brother, you should be very happy." ”
Xiao Wuyi nodded and said: "At that time, I was very happy to see Xiao Xiaoken reform himself, but when I thought of you playing with our sister and brother so badly, my hands were a little swollen, our sister and brother have never suffered such a big loss." ”
She really wasn't joking, she always thought that Xiao Xiao was made like that, but Han Yi was still so happy and proud, she was indeed a little unhappy in her heart, and her pink fist was indeed a little swollen.
"Ugh!"
Han Yi suddenly sweated profusely and said: "No clothes, calm down, you must be calm now, especially when you are alone and widowed." To tell you the truth, I'm a person who is very opposed to domestic violence, and you probably can't do that, it will ruin our relationship. ”
Xiao Wuyi glanced at him, saw him sweating profusely, sneered, and said, "Okay, okay, don't pretend to be a victim, it's our sister and brother who suffer, I just think about it occasionally." ”
"I can't think about it once in a while!"
Han Yi said immediately.
Xiao Wuyi glanced at Ailang slightly, suddenly grabbed Han Yi's neck with one hand, and said with a smile: "Thank you, if Xiao Xiao can be sensible, it can be regarded as my wish, you have to help me discipline him well." ”
Han Yi snorted: "Excuse me, I don't dare to discipline your younger brother, you better come by yourself." ”
Xiao Wuyi pursed his lips. With his eyes facing up, he said unhurriedly: "If you don't teach, you won't teach, anyway, he is also your brother-in-law, if you don't teach him now, when you come to my house in the future, hum." Hum. ”
Han Yi looked at Xiao Wuyi depressedly and said, "You are also cunning." ”
Xiao Wuyi said: "I don't see whose wife I am, even if I am not as cunning as my husband, I can always learn two or three things." ”
"You-!"
Han Yi blinked and said, "But what you said really makes sense, oops, I used the wrong trick." ”
Xiao Wuyi was stunned and said, "What did you use the wrong move?" ”
Han Yi said: "In this way, although Xiao Xiao may become more motivated, it doesn't mean that he won't hate me." Tsk, you should have done this at that time, if you go and beat him up and fall out with him, then he will definitely try his best to beg you to forgive him, and then I will jump out at this time and help your brother and sister reconcile, so that. He will be motivated and grateful to me. It's really a day. I didn't even think of that at the time. ”
Xiao Wuyi opened his eyes, looked at Han Yi and said, "Han Yi, how many bad ideas do you still have in your stomach." ”
He originally thought that Han Yi's strategy was already very clever, but as a result, he came up with another plan.
Han Yi said unusually seriously: "What a bad idea, this is a big deal." I've been able to get the upper hand in training camp a lot, and that's because it's my place, and when I go to your house the other day, it's his place, and he's going to use you to torture me. So what to do? ”
Xiao Wuyi's eyes flashed when he heard this, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously showed a strange smile.
Han Yi looked strange and panicked, and hurriedly said, "Hey, beauty, what are you thinking?" ”
"Huh? No, I wasn't thinking about anything. ”
Xiao Wuyi shook his head hurriedly.
Believe in you and you're done. Han Yi said: "Don't you want to unite with your brother to fix me, I am your husband, this married woman is just spilled water, you must not be cocooned and bound yourself." ”
Xiao Wuyi's two eyes as beautiful as stars turned around, shook his head and said, "No, how could I think so." ”
You don't think that, you don't think so, people will call you a female devil. Why do I have more mouths, I'm just cocooning myself! Han Yi said secretly, I have to guard against their sister and brother, it seems that I have to plan now, just in case.
Xiao Wuyi seemed to be in a good mood suddenly, holding Han Yi's arm with both hands, the towering crisp xiong clinging closely, and said with a smile: "Han Yi, I ask you a question." ”
Han Yi said cautiously: "I have the right to refuse to answer." ”
"You'll definitely answer that question." Xiao Wuyi said confidently.
Han Yi was curious: "Really?" Let's talk about it first. ”
Xiao Wuyi blinked her beautiful eyes and said, "If there is a very beautiful and kind woman who likes you, what will you do?" ”
Han Yi didn't think about it and said, "Of course it's a refusal!" ”
Xiao Wuyi was overjoyed when he heard this.
But I heard Han Yi say: "I don't care if I suffer alone, it makes no sense to pull others over and suffer with me, I can't do such a lack of morality." ”
Xiao Wuyi was stunned and said, "What do you mean by this?" ”
Han Yi smiled: "Then you should tell me, what do you mean by asking?" ”
Xiao Wuyi glanced at him and said, "It's not interesting, I just saw that other ministers have several concubines in their homes, and I wondered if I should help you find a few concubines." ”
Han Yi was stunned and said, "That's right! You can find a concubine these days, you are really a person who wakes up in a dream. ”
Xiao Wuyi smiled and said, "Then you plan to have a few concubines, so I can help you plan." But the corner of his eye was shining with cold light.
"Of course."
Han Yi suddenly hugged Xiao Wuyi with one hand, kissed her on the cheek, and said, "Of course I won't look for one, just you are eyeing her, do I dare to find it." I didn't forget to tease Xiao Wuyi.
Xiao Wuyi said: "That is, you have the heart and no guts." ”
Han Yi said: "I don't have this idea at all. ”
"Who believes."
Xiao Wuyi snorted and said: "I don't bother to talk about Meng'er and them, now there is another Gu Chengcheng, half of the city, most of the sons of Chang'an City are squeezing their scalps in order to see her, and Yuan Peony, but Chang'an's famous beauty sacrificed her life to save her, and there is also Yang Feixue, the confidant of this childhood sweetheart." If you don't have the heart, you won't provoke them. ”
Han Yi said depressedly: "Wuyi, you know the bottom line about my affairs with them, besides, I already have your wife, do you want them to be concubines, even if our husband and wife are willing, people will not be willing, this is simply impossible, you always think about something." ”
is still foolish, people Feixue has already promised you their hearts. Xiao Wuyi muttered to himself, "You can't say that, I think Uncle Yuan, many women from famous families don't seek fame, and they are satisfied when they stay by his side." ”
Han Yi's eyes widened and said, "So powerful." ”
Xiao Wuyi said: "If you want to apprentice, I can help you talk about it." ”
Han Yi really couldn't help it, he laughed, and said: "It turns out that I am so good, I can make the famous Xiao Wuyi worry like this, why didn't I find out before." ”
Xiao Wuyi said with annoyance: "Don't tell you, I used to think like this, look at you, you are not from a famous family, nor a child of a rich family, you are not literate, you can't do martial arts, you will be a little smart, it stands to reason, except for me, it is difficult to have a beautiful woman who is obsessed with you, don't you say?" ”
Han Yi was so angry that he couldn't speak, and said, "I refuse to answer." ”
Xiao Wuyi's eyes rolled and said, "But if you think about why I like you, you can also get a glimpse or two." ”
"That's pretty much it."
Han Yi felt that he was so coaxed, and suddenly said, "No, you mean that there are beautiful women who like me?" ”
"I- when did I say that."
"But that's exactly what you mean!"
"I-I just wanted to try you."
Xiao Wuyi said insincerely.
Han Yi said angrily: "Try me? Ouch, I'm going to spend it, I've already spent it, I don't need to try it. ”
"Who said that I didn't try you to pay attention, how can I Xiao Wuyi be such a stingy person."
"So what are you trying?"
"Cheeky."
"Ugh."
Xiao Wuyi saw Han Yi's deflated expression, and giggled happily, his waist trembled, his chest was chaotic, and he was extremely delicate and seductive.
Seeing Han Yi's eyes, a question suddenly came to mind, how long has it been since I had a wild cooperation?
Xiao Wuyi smiled and smiled, and suddenly felt that Han Yi was staring at him, his eyes flashed, and his heart suddenly became cautious, what kind of bad idea was this guy playing. "What are you thinking?" ”
"Field battles. Oh no - this, no clothes, do you know how humans lived thousands of years ago. Han Yi said seriously.
Xiao Wuyi shook his head.
Han Yi's eyebrows fluttered and said: "Thousands of years ago, human beings at that time had no clothes and pants, and there was no house, whether it was eating or sleeping, it was all in the open air. ”
Xiao Wuyi squinted at him and said, "What are you talking about?" ”
Han Yi smiled and said, "Why don't we follow the example of our ancestors today and return to the basics?" Ahh ”
A scream, that's earth-shattering!
PS: Ask for a monthly pass, ask for a recommendation, ask for a subscription, ask for a reward......
[It's about to be 515, I hope to continue to hit the 515 red envelope list, and the red envelope rain will be able to give back to readers and promotional works on May 15. A piece is also love, and it must be better! (To be continued.) )