"Oh, it's early in the morning, it's noisy, and you don't want people to sleep?"

Xiaoshuang yawned twice. There was a whining.

I used to have to go to work and had to get up early. Not going to work now? I can't sleep well. I got out of bed with my head down. When he heard this, his parents came to thank him, and his father stopped him in the hall to be polite.

But no one knocked on his door and called him, and I don't know if his father was afraid of disturbing his rest, or if he took his credit.

Xiaoshuang didn't bother to go out, and waited for the outside to stop, before opening the door and coming out to wash his mouth and face, but found that there was no toothpaste and toothbrush. Xiaoshuang could only make do with washing his face first, and just after wiping his face, one of his little sheep eggs came to him.

"Xiaoshuang, don't you know how to heal? I had diarrhea last night. Troubled all night. Can you cure me?

This one is easy to treat. Xiao Fang went directly to the kitchen and got a piece of charcoal for him.

"This can also heal." Sheep poop looked at a section of unburned pine charcoal in his hand suspiciously.

Xiaoshuang waved his hand and said, "If you don't believe me, there's nothing I can do." ”

Suddenly, the belly of the sheep poop egg was rattling again. He ran away with his stomach in his hands. I guess I went to find a toilet.

Xiaoshuang smiled knowingly, and when he returned to the hall, he found that his father had returned from sending the dog, and he seemed to be waiting for him at the table.

"What do you think of what you said yesterday about marrying your brother's daughter-in-law." His dad asked straight to the point.

"Listen to me."

"Of course, you are so old, you can also share your father's worries."

"Then what about the night, do you want to understand the chicken tassel problem?" Xiaoshuang asked rhetorically.

"I think you have a point, the rules are dead, people are words, and the rules set at that time are no longer suitable for the current situation, and they should be changed." His dad affirmed.

"That's right, Daddy, let's go on a blind date on the Huashan Festival, how about it!"

Xiaoshuang asked as he stared at his father with a wicked smile.

The name Huashan Festival was searched out of this kid's brain, and he didn't know what the specific situation was, but it was just hearsay that it was a festival for men and women to go on a blind date, and Xiaoshuang thought about it was almost here, and as soon as his father mentioned marrying a daughter-in-law now, he took the opportunity to mention it.

"Go to Big Flower Mountain or Little Flower Mountain." His father asked.

This little pair is really not clear, the Huashan Festival is also divided into large and small Huashan, think about it must be big, three-year-old children know it.

"Of course, I'm going to Dahua Mountain, and the small ones have something to do." Xiaoshuang replied assumingly.

His father was speechless for a while, his face showed a very unnatural embarrassment, thought about it, and said insincerely: "If I go to the nearby village to participate in Xiaohua Mountain, for the sake of the clansmen and your brothers, I will go out, if I go to participate in the Dahua Mountain of Yueguo, your father and I really can't afford to lose that person." ”

Speaking of shame, Xiaoshuang was interested again and asked with a smile. “

"What a shame, let's hear it."

"How not to be ashamed, our village is too small, only two or three hundred people, people are all big villages, are tens of thousands of people, people can afford us, just say that the nearest Wujia village from us, that is also a large village of 2,000 people, I and talented people sometimes go to buy some daily necessities, their owners are not careful, you said that you met the tens of thousands of people in the village, they will look at us."

After his father finished speaking, he gave him an innocent look.

As soon as his father said this, Xiaoshuang understood that this was a common problem of people born in a small place and had never seen the big world, but Xiaoshuang was a person who had seen the big world in the future, and it was not difficult to help his father overcome it.

He patted his chest confidently and promised: "Don't worry about this, everything is wrapped up in me, and when the time comes, you won't be ashamed to listen to me, and you can also be glorified." ”

"I don't believe it, the young people of Wujiasai will sing to each other, and when they start singing, they can be heard in ten miles and eight villages, and the singing is as tactful as a nightingale, and I heard that I didn't find a daughter-in-law when I went to Dahuashan. The young people of our village have a thicker voice than a cow, except for a tall man and a horse capable of farming, there is no handicraft, what do we compare with others, why do we turn those girls in the village into the little daughters-in-law of our village. It's better not to go than to be embarrassed. As soon as his father got the subjective and objective reasons, he retreated again.

"Didn't you say that the eldest husband should be able to bend and stretch! Now is the time to stretch your legs.

Rest assured, it's all on me, and it's all not a problem. First of all, we have to collect all the silver and cloth in the village, and get a set of clothes and jewelry for every man and woman who has reached marriageable age.

I am going to tailor a drama for them, so that each of them has the opportunity to show themselves, so that everyone will have to express their shortcomings individually, and there are still some times in Dahuashan that there is still time to train them. ”

"Yikes! Listening to your arrangement, I still think it's still the same! I don't know what the drama you are talking about, but it sounds doable, so I'll do as you say. In the end, if you have seen the gods and enlightened people, my father will listen to you now, but we still go to the back mountain to worship the old immortals, don't let you wait for a long time with things. ”

After finishing speaking, he picked up Xiaoshuang and left, and just went out, but he came back from sheep poop eggs, and his lips were pitch black, and it seemed that he had gnawed on the charcoal.

"How, does it work?" Xiaoshuang asked with a smile.

"Don't say it, it's really effective, I don't have diarrhea now, I'm here to thank you." Sheep egg said

"You're welcome, go back and recuperate, and you'll be able to recover."

"Well, can you show my dad too? He also has a bad belly. ”

"Okay, I went to the back mountain to worship the old fairy, so I'll go to your house to show your father."

"Then I'll thank you for my dad first."

Seeing that Xiaoshuang promised to treat his father, the sheep poop egg left happily.

"Dad, why do I think this name has to be changed, what sheep eggs, dog leftovers, urine jars, can this be called in front of people?"

This time I met this Fa Xiao, which made Xiaoshuang think of this again.

"That's these cheap names that I took for the sake of making a living, anyway, I've grown up now that I'm an adult, so change it if you want to! It's up to you, let's go. ”

"Okay."

Xiaoshuang quickened his pace and hurried forward.

In the middle of the huge moon-shaped mountain range of Liuzhai in Yueguo, on the second floor of a courtyard house with a stone wind and fire wall and an area of about two acres, two people were talking about it at this time.

"Qi Pu, the Huashan Festival is a major event every three years in the Yue Kingdom, this time it is your turn to hold the Huashan Festival, how are you preparing?"

A woman asked coldly.

"Please rest assured that Lord Yue will definitely do it properly, and will not disappoint Lord Yue, and please come and inspect it in person when the time comes."

The man, named Qi Pu, replied respectfully.

"Of course, such an important festival, of course this king will go, but you have to explain to me clearly about sending the tribute girl to the Great Xuan Kingdom this time, but you can't be sloppy." The female voice said coldly again.

"When I sent the tribute girl to the gate, I had already handed over to Fang Meng clearly, and the selected women this time will be sent to the six ministers of the Great Xuan Kingdom and their princes in strict accordance with the instructions of Lord Yue, especially the prince's East Palace, Fang Xiong has promised me that he will definitely send capable people to escort him, and there will be no loss, please rest assured."

"This is not a problem that I can't put it at ease, a lot of things in our Yue Kingdom are in the hands of others, if it weren't for the tribute girls who have been sent to these Daxuan ministers over the years, and let them influence the opinions of the Daxuan Emperor in the court, I'm afraid that we and Daxuan will meet each other again, how can we still live so peacefully, it's just that those girls have suffered, alas, ......." The female voice let out a long sigh, a little helpless.

"It is their sacrifice that has brought peace to the Yue Kingdom, so that the men and women of the Huashan Society can marry freely, and there is no way to do it, and Lord Yue Wang does not have to blame himself."

"What's the use of self-blame, only self-improvement is the only way out, it's a pity! The Great Xuan Kingdom is full of talents, but there is no talent in my Yue Kingdom who can help me, Liu Tan died too early! ”

A sense of desolation appeared in the woman's voice.

Seeing this situation, he didn't say much, and when he saw that the matter was properly discussed, he took his leave and retreated downstairs.