Chapter 292: I Got What You Mean
Chapter 292: I understand what you mean
The emperor obviously didn't have much to do with his daughter, and his favorite children were the eldest princess and His Royal Highness the crown prince. People in this era attach great importance to the distinction between concubines and concubines, and the emperor is no exception. Of these two children, the eldest princess is his first child, and the crown prince is his only son, not to mention.
When the emperor was still the fourth prince, although he was a prince, he had a deep relationship with his wife and was very cold to other women. The wife died not long after giving birth to a son, and the child could not be saved, so the emperor never remarried. Later, it was when the first emperor personally came forward and urged him to renew the princess that he met the current queen.
Emperor Yang Yi can be said to be the worst woman since the founding of the Great Sui Dynasty, although the number of concubines in the harem is also quite large, but the emperor will hardly favor women other than the queen. Therefore, the emperor's heirs are extremely thin, in addition to the eldest princess and the crown prince, there are only three daughters.
But the paternal love that these three daughters received from the emperor was almost zero.
From their birth to the present, they have not seen the emperor a few times. Although they are also princesses, they are too far behind the eldest princess.
Perhaps because of this, the eldest princess is also quite arrogant on weekdays. Everyone in the harem knows the temper of Her Royal Highness the eldest princess, and no one dares to disobey her. The queen is also very pampered by her, although the relationship between the eldest princess and the queen is not very good for some reason. But that's because the eldest princess doesn't seem to have agreed with her mother, the queen is a gentle and virtuous character, and she cares more about her than the prince.
After the emperor ascended the throne, the eldest princess's temperament became more and more indulgent. She wouldn't care about anyone's words except the emperor's. Although she maintains a seemingly respectful respect for the queen, in fact, the people in the harem are also curious, the queen has always been warm to her, but she still hasn't warmed her heart.
The emperor's doting on his children was well known, and although the arrogance of the eldest princess sometimes gave him a headache, he hardly punished him. For example, the last time, when the masters in the capital went up the mountain to find the wisdom of Tianzun and the wonderful monk, Her Royal Highness the eldest princess didn't know how to get the news, and clamored to follow.
Zhuo Buyi, Lizhu and others all knew the temper of Her Royal Highness the princess, and they couldn't persuade her. I had to agree first, and secretly sent someone to inform His Majesty the Emperor. So on the Half Moon Mountain, Her Royal Highness the eldest princess was picked up by the people who gave the camp. The eldest princess hates the most is the elite of the camp, because these people are always cold and emotionless. If you hit them, they won't fight back, scold them, they won't fight back. Even if you kill them, you won't get a wail.
These soldiers were loyal only to the emperor, and the emperor's orders they would carry out unconditionally. The eldest princess had no temper at all with these people, because in her opinion, the soldiers in the camp were not human beings at all, but just a group of killing machines loyal to the emperor.
Fang Xie naturally also heard of this eldest princess, when he was locked up in the secret prison of the Ouchi guard, he once used this princess to express his anger and dissatisfaction, and successfully vomited the eldest princess disgustingly. Then the eldest princess went to the emperor to complain, but the emperor did not deal with the other party's explanation. That was Fang Jie's initial attempt to use others to express his thoughts, and although the technique was very immature, the effect was barely achieved.
He let the emperor know the grievances he showed and his unwillingness.
Since then, Fang Xie and the eldest princess have not intersected. Today, in the Dongnuan Pavilion, when the emperor pointed his finger at Fang Jie, Fang Jie's heart chuckled...... Suddenly, he felt something was wrong.
"How are you?!"
The eldest princess Yang Qinyan looked at Fang Xie and was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly remembered the disgusting guy in the secret prison of the Ouchi guards. At that time, Fang Jie's words made her unable to eat smoothly for at least three days, and when she thought about it later, she would get goosebumps all over her body with nausea.
For Fang Jie, she is full of ...... Resentment.
"I'm going to kill you!"
Yang Qinyan suddenly roared, and then was about to rush over. Fang Xie hurriedly took a step back, while the eunuch Su Buxing took a step forward very appropriately. This step just separated Fang Xie and Yang Qinyan. Yang Qinyan also seemed to be a little jealous of this old eunuch, standing in place and turning back to the emperor and said, "Father, it's this guy who has made me sick for so long, I'm going to pull out his tongue!" ”
"Stop making trouble!"
The emperor put down the fold in his hand, looked at the eldest princess and said, "As the eldest princess of the Great Sui, she is making a lot of noise in my imperial study, wouldn't it be a joke if it is spread out!" ”
The eldest princess was stunned and stomped her feet resentfully: "I...... He ......"
She seemed to want to defend herself, but in an instant she remembered the words that she had forgotten so hard.
What's the most disgusting thing in the world? Ate a lump of. What is more disgusting than eating a piece of? Ate two pieces of. What about what's more disgusting than eating two pieces of? Stuffed teeth...... Fang Jie's words popped up irrepressibly in her mind, and as soon as that picture appeared, the eldest princess's stomach churned, and then she let out a wow...... Vomited again.
The Emperor glanced at it, then glanced at Fang Xie again.
Fang Xie smiled wryly, and said in his heart, I haven't given you the joke of comparing the two brothers to phlegm. Isn't it just a plugged tooth...... How disgusting it is.
If you are a woman from an ordinary family, you will naturally hear a lot of vulgar jokes on weekdays. If it were them, I wouldn't have seen such a strong reaction from the other party's disgusting words. But the eldest princess has been clothed and fed since she was a child, who would tell her such a thing? So these words became a nightmare for her, and occasionally she would vomit when she thought about it.
"The Guilty ......"
Fang Xie smiled and lowered his head, then peeked at the eldest princess and said, "Why don't I talk about helping the eldest princess recover?" ”
The eldest princess Yang Qinyan was stunned for a moment, and then became even more excited: "I'm going to kill you......"
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Fang Xie cautiously followed behind the eldest princess Yang Qinyan, always ready to turn around and run. In the Dongnuan Pavilion, this crazy princess almost lost her mind. Fang Xie could imagine from her performance how pitiful it was for a princess with golden branches and jade leaves to vomit every day when she recalled the topic of disgusting.
If it weren't for the last moment of Fang Jie, he had an inspiration and shouted that the minister would go to the southwest to solve problems for His Highness. I'm afraid that today's situation is really difficult to clean up.
Even so, the eldest princess's face is still not very good-looking.
Fang Jie...... Remember what you said in the East Warm Pavilion. ”
She said coldly as she walked: "Don't think that I can't do anything to you if my father supports you, now if I let the guards chop you with a knife, my father will scold me at most." ”
Fang explained: "The minister understands. ”
Yang Qinyan paused and asked, "I heard that you have met Luo Yao's son Luo Wen, this person ...... How is it? ”
When she asked this sentence, her tone was a little strange, girls are always like this, although they don't like it in their hearts, but they are still curious about what kind of character that man looks like. Fang Xie sighed in his heart, and said in his heart that if you can hear a word of praise from my mouth to praise Rowan, I am a fool.
"This person, not to mention his appearance, is definitely not worthy of His Royal Highness, who is as beautiful as a fairy. Just talking about his character, it is even worse. He relied on his family background and did not respect the law at all. It is said that this man was notoriously arrogant in the southwest, and when he went out on the streets, women between the ages of eight and eighty would flee back and close the doors. This person's numerous crimes are simply too numerous to mention! ”
"Huh?"
Yang Qinyan was stunned for a moment when he heard this, looked back at Fang Xie and said in surprise: "You...... Are you lying to me, my father loves me so much, how can he let me marry such a scum? ”
"Your Majesty has heard of Luo Wen's character that he sent his ministers to the southwest."
Fang Xie patted his chest and said with a righteous face: "Please rest assured, Your Highness, even if the minister fights for this life, he will find out Luo Wen's bottom carefully, if this person is really a villain who does all kinds of evil, the minister will have a horizontal knife on his neck and a long lance against his chest, and he will not tell lies with a clear conscience." ”
"You're a man...... It's not too bad. ”
Yang Qinyan was stunned for a moment, and the other party smiled: "It seems that it makes sense for my father to choose you." ”
"The minister has no other strengths, only courage and loyalty!"
Fang Xie said solemnly.
Yang Qinyan glanced at him and continued to walk forward: "You just said that your father sent you to the southwest precisely because he had doubts about Luo Wen's character? ”
"That's right."
Fang explained: "Your Highness, you think, if Luo Wen is really a good young man with a good character and good appearance, plus his father is the southwest barrier of the Great Sui, this family matter is also excellent." But Your Majesty's favor for Your Highness is unmatched, and naturally you don't want to be wronged, so I let the minister investigate in detail. The minister is trusted by His Majesty, the water and the water come and the fire goes to the fire, and the sword mountain and the sea of fire must also break through! ”
"Hmm!"
Yang Qinyan nodded and said, "It would be good if my father was surrounded by loyal courtiers like you." If you can do your best, I want to thank you too. ”
Fang Xie smiled proudly in his heart, and said in his heart that this child who grew up with a golden key really has a hard injury in IQ. Her Royal Highness, who looks like a domineering princess, actually doesn't have a city at all. Although she is an adult, she is still like a wayward child.
"Actually, Your Highness should be grateful to Your Majesty...... Your Majesty really loves you to the extreme. ”
Fang Xie slapped a sycophant without missing a trace.
This kind of sycophant fighting the old cow across the mountain generally works well. If Her Royal Highness the princess told the emperor what she said today, the emperor would be very happy to hear it.
"My father really cares for me......"
The eldest princess suddenly sighed, and then walked to the roadside pavilion and sat down: "But...... He's too busy, and I just want to see my father every day. ”
"Your Majesty's Day ...... a Thousand Opportunities"
Before Fang Jie's words could be finished, she was interrupted by the eldest princess, who shook her head and said, "I know, I don't have any excessive demands...... Actually, I just thought that my father could be with me for a while every day, even if it was only for half an hour. But since my father ascended the throne, he has rarely been playing with me. I still remember when I was a child in the palace, my father often accompanied me to fly kites, paint, and teach me to practice calligraphy......"
When she said this, her nose was sore, and her voice trembled slightly: "But after living in the palace, it is difficult to see my father." People say I'm rude and willful, but who knows what I think? Only when you always get into some small troubles can you see your father immediately. It's good to just listen to him reprimand me......"
Hearing this, Fang Xie suddenly felt that this unruly princess turned out to be a poor person.
"Your Highness...... Chan is an orphan. ”
Fang Xie stood in front of the eldest princess, was silent for a while, and said: "So since I was a child, I didn't know what my parents' love was, and I have fantasized countless times about what kind of warmth it should be. Whenever I saw other children pounce on my mother's arms and coquettishly, and when I saw my father striding with the child on his shoulder, I thought...... It must have been a great feeling. ”
He smiled: "So, the minister is very envious of you." ”
The eldest princess was stunned, and when she looked at Fang Jie, her mouth grew slightly: "You...... You are so pathetic. ”
"Because I didn't have it in the first place, I didn't feel so pitiful."
Fang Xie smiled and said, "What the minister wants to say is that the minister has never had that kind of experience, so I envy Your Highness that you have." And His Royal Highness is already an adult, and sooner or later he will get married. Have you ever wondered if your majesty would get bored if you messed around too many times? This time, the minister can help His Royal Highness not to marry so far to the southwest. But what about next time? If Your Majesty wants to marry off Your Highness because of your noise, there is no point in Your Highness making any more noise. ”
The eldest princess's face changed suddenly, and she looked at Fang Xie thoughtfully.
"I see what you mean."
PS: I saw that some people in the book review area questioned the title of the eldest princess, explain: In the Western Han Dynasty, the eldest princess needed the emperor's canonization, but it was not necessarily the emperor's sister. After the Han Dynasty, the system of the emperor's daughter being called the princess and the emperor's sister being called the eldest princess gradually took shape. Before the Western Han Dynasty, there was no such regulation. To put it another way, this book is not about Chinese history.