Chapter 52: Slapping the Face (II)
His Majesty Li Er looked at Li Chen on the field and then at the group of ministers, opened his mouth, and Cheng Yanjin continued: "Kong Yingda, why didn't you see you come out and fart when the Turkic envoys threatened me step by step just now, Datang, ?
Where you were then, where was the rites of sainthood then. ”
Cheng Yanjin turned around and knelt down to His Majesty Li Er and saluted: "Your Majesty, they all say that Marquis Xiaoyao's move is rude, but the minister thinks that this is his true temperament and is not informal. ”
As soon as Cheng Biting Jin's words came out, Wenchen was in an uproar, and His Majesty Li Er pursed his lips and said: The competition is on the soles of the shoes, and he has a true temperament, but he is really relieved.
His Majesty Li Er doesn't want to pick a bone in the egg now, after all, now Li Chen has done something that the Tang Dynasty's civil and military ministers dare not do, and it just so happens that this matter also makes His Majesty Li Er very happy, so now as long as someone intercedes for Li Chen, and it is reasonable.
Kong Yingda and other Wenchen were squeezed by Cheng Biting Jin, and they couldn't say a word, they stretched out their hands and pointed at Cheng Biting Jin tremblingly, but they didn't say a word for a long time.
On the field, Li Chen watched that the slap in the face was almost over, and turned Bordo around, Bordo's face was swollen like a hamburger, thinking that Li Chen was tired, and the next second he was desperate.
"If the little tree is not repaired, it will not slip straight, and the little donkey will not be honest if it is not beaten." As he spoke, he raised the cloth shoe in his hand and pumped it at Bordo's buttocks.
"Whew."
"Lame (me), we, ask (admit), apply (lose)"
"Skimming (don't), fighting, hungry (up)"
"Ask (admit), apply (lose)"
The two of them hurriedly admitted defeat, but their mouths were unfavorable, their teeth were knocked out, and their faces were swollen.
Li Tao saw that the fight was almost over, so he said to His Majesty Li Er: "Your Majesty, it's almost over, if you continue to fight, you will die." ”
Li Shimin looked at Xue Yantuo on the field and said, "Wang De, go down and have a look." ”
"Yes, Your Majesty."
"Your Majesty, let Zhou Dacai go with you, I'm afraid that Xiaoyao Hou will have red eyes, and then there will be no difference between the enemy and me." Li Tao said.
Li Shimin thought for a while, nodded and said, "Zhou Dacai, you go with Wang De, and you must bring Xiaoyao Hou back." ”
"Zhou Dacai's will."
Wang De, Zhou and Dacai walked towards the racecourse one after the other.
Zhou Dacai took the lead in coming to Li Chen: "Brother, brother, calm down, don't fight, I'll be killed in a while." ”
"Don't worry, I'm measured, I can't die, they can fight another ten yuan." Li Chen, who was playing happily, was suddenly stopped by Zhou Dacai, and he didn't turn his head.
"Your Majesty has come to deliver the decree, and you can't fight it." Zhou Da Caidao.
Xue Yantuo, Bordo heard Zhou Dacai's words and nodded hurriedly.
"Uh-huh, uh-huh."
Heart: Finally see the light, devil, I don't want to see him again in my life.
Zhou Dacai really couldn't look at it, these two people's faces were not the same, they were full of flesh when they came up, and now they were beaten with a face, and their faces were bigger than the original more than three times.
Bordo is even more miserable, not only has a big face, but his ass is worse than Li Chen's cane.
Zhou Dacai was sweating when he watched it, and Zhou Dacai hated it, but he was here to fight, not to beat people, so he must not beat him openly.
"Brother, it's almost enough, Your Majesty is watching." Zhou Da Caidao.
Li Chen looked at Zhou Dacai and nodded.
At this time, Zhou Dacai suddenly kicked Bordo's buttocks, and said while kicking: "Brother, don't fight, give face." ”
Li Chen looked at Zhou Dacai, who should have been an honest person, and his heart suddenly became sunny, and he said in his heart: A dog that can bark doesn't bite people.
Zhou Dacai pulled Li Chen up and stepped forward to help Xue Yantuo, Xue Yantuo was very happy, and finally got out of the palm of the devil's hand.
In the next second, Zhou Dacai slapped Xue Yantuo's big face.
"Brother, you're too ruthless, down, down, light, light, point, ah, ah." One word and one mouth, Xue Yantuo was about to collapse.
The people in this place in the Central Plains are too bad, and they are all bad.
Wang De came again, the teeth on Xue Yantuo's mouth also fell out, and his mouth was so swollen that it didn't look good, and he helped Xue Yantuo to walk in front of His Majesty Li Er.
Along the way, the more Xue Yantuo thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, he had never suffered this grievance when he was so old, and tears fell when he thought about it.
I don't dare to make too many expressions, it hurts too much.
After a while, several people came to His Majesty Li Er, looking at the two faces, His Majesty Li Er's face almost didn't hold back.
Looking at these two faces, I can't help but laugh.
"Come on, sit down." His Majesty Li Er said.
The two of them hurriedly shook their heads, and their buttocks hurt and they couldn't sit down.
"The consumption (good) of the pig (Lord) is one (meaning) ..............."
The two of them spoke and looked at Li Shimin as they couldn't understand the language.
"This?" His Majesty Li Er really didn't understand.
At this time, Li Chen stood up and said: "Your Majesty, the envoy said that the minister was beaten lightly, and he wanted to compete." ”
Xue Yantuo, who listened to Li Chen, closed his eyes and fainted.
"Someone, the imperial doctor, the imperial doctor."
After a while, the imperial doctor came to Xue Yantuo's side, he really couldn't bear to look at it, and said after taking the pulse: "Your Majesty, the envoy is just overworked, and there is no big problem. ”
"Oh, then send the envoy to the post station so that he can rest." His Majesty Li Er said.
People came from the left and right, put the two of them down, and ordered a special imperial doctor to take care of them, which was also the end.
At this time, a group of civil servants came to be able to endure again.
"Your Majesty, the minister wants to participate in the Xiaoyao Hou, and the Xiaoyao Hou's move will hurt the demeanor of my Heavenly Empire." Chu Sui is good.
"As a civil official, Xiaoyao Hou did such a rude thing, which is immoral and impolite."
"The court of the Marquis of Xiaoyao is untidy and despises the court."
Li Chen was stunned by this impeachment, how could he go up and fight, and the following will be fried.
looked at Cheng Yanjin, Cheng Yanjin glanced at Chu Suiliang, Li Chen looked at it and immediately understood.
Li Chen didn't argue, looked at Chu Suiliang and said, "Lord Chu, I have a poem here that invites adults to appreciate it." ”
Chu Suiliang nodded.
"The distant mountain chiefs are green and condensed,
Blooming tung blossoms in February.
Traveling all over the night of the lights of Jiuqu,
Return to the moon before hanging begonias. ”
After hearing this, Chu Suiliang looked at Li Chen suspiciously and said, "This is?" ”
Why do you mean to ask me in my poems?
"Master Chu, why don't you go home and ask your son." Li Chen said with a smile.
Chu Suiliang understood as soon as he could, and he was suddenly furious, and he was actually tricked by his son after living a long time.
Li Chen looked at the eldest grandson Wuji with a smile, and the eldest grandson Wuji smiled at Li Chen and nodded.
In the end, Li Chen said to Wenchen: "I didn't say that I am Wenchen, so don't use Wenchen's set to bind me, I won't eat." ”
His Majesty Li Er looked at everyone in the hall, waved his hand and said, "I'm tired, let's go down." ”
Some of them had to open their mouths, but they were also pulled down by their colleagues.
Li Chen walked out of the palace gate, stretched his waist and said, "Go home." ”
The two of them walked one after the other towards the princess's mansion.