Sprinkle, procrastinate, do as you like, and believe in the reins...... The book is finally complete.

The original plan was to divide the entire book into six volumes, each with thirty-six chapters. It was written and written, and it became eight volumes. That's not all, the eighth volume is written to the thirty-sixth chapter, and the car can't be stopped. Annoyed, he resolutely stretched his legs out of the car and rubbed the soles of his feet on the ground. Until it reached the root of the thigh, it finally came to an abrupt end.

From an expert's point of view: this book is nonsense, unbelievable, full of trains, subverting the three views, distorting history, and has no merit!

From the perspective of a bystander: the author of this book is like a naughty and curious child, disassembling and reconstructing an alarm clock that was originally beautiful in appearance and walking well, and made the ground full of parts and oil stains on one hand. Then, something magical happened: the alarm clock turned out to be moving again, just to the rhythm of a messy ghost walk. In a word: don't think too much, the private goods carried by the author in the article can be completely ignored, just have fun!

In everyone's childhood, there have been many colorful and boundless ideals of life. The author of this article is no exception: when he grows up, he wants to be a private detective who walks with a trench coat collar and sharp eyes; Be a bearded writer reclining on a couch, pipe in hand, and deep eyes, or simply a masked thief who walks on the wall, comes and goes without a trace, and is clever in robbing the rich and helping the poor.

After getting drunk once, he even had a very unconventional life plan: to smuggle himself into the United States to be a blonde haired, open-mouthed, spitting, surrounded by beautiful women, arrogant, and willful finger-pointing that no one dares to provoke......

The ancients said: Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory. In short, these great life ideals have been realized by others, and they have nothing to do with the author himself. Maybe it's because I'm too lazy! And the great philosophers of the East and the West have more than once roared from the graves: How many times have you told you, boy, that failure is success, and diligence is success! Mother, mother, after my son dies, please bury me in the winery, let my son's head face the wine vat, and drink two taels every day when I wake up......

Straight to the point. Staying out of the way, flipping through the book from the beginning, with the vicious and cunning eyes of an old bookworm, I found a lot of surprises. This evokes many fond memories of the author's school days:

My primary school Chinese teacher once praised the author of this book: The choice of words and sentences is still smooth, the so-called six tricks are all known, but only one is not. There is a lot of plasticity in the future: it can be used as cement for pouring, or as muck for paving.

My junior high school Chinese teacher did not hesitate to praise the Sprinkle family like this: In the east of the ancient earth, a new literary star is rising...... Who's that? Why is the power turned off at this stall? What a disappointment!

After my high school Chinese teacher covered the paper, he sighed and gave a thumbs up and said: Write a thousand words, digress a thousand miles! Let's go back and sweep the road honestly!

My university Chinese teacher...... Before I was so angry that I bled and died young, I didn't have time to leave a word. Actually, I still miss him in my heart!

With the experience gained from the first book, the author intends to write a second book in the near future. The requirements for self are: to put an end to laziness, to refuse to break off, and to rather be indiscriminate. The requirements for readers are: ladies and gentlemen, everyone who has money has a money field, some people have a personal field, and there is nothing...... Then go home and wash and sleep!

The second book is tentatively titled: "Dog's Eyes See People". Introduction: If someone points to your nose on the street and says with a serious face: It's a dog! You're going to be angry, and I'm definitely not. It's not because I'm thick-skinned, or super psychologically good, because I'm a dog! A thoughtful, maverick, lonely social stray dog.

But somehow before becoming a dog, I was a man named Sun Qiang. I was murdered, and I died a horrible death.

Who is the murderer? In the vast sea of people, can you find out the real murderer for revenge?

In an extremely cruel and harsh living environment, as a stray dog, how can you fight your way out of the encirclement, smile proudly, and find your own family, friendship, and love?

Suspenseful reasoning? Sarcasm spoof? Urban battles?

Alternative perspectives, reading the world, life variety; A different flavor, laugh at the vicissitudes of life, people are not as good as dogs!

A friendly reminder from the General Administration: This book is risky, and you need to be cautious when entering the pit!

Many years ago, there was a loud slogan in the land of China: Read for the rise of China!

Many years later, in order to realize the ideal of life, complete self-motivation, get something for nothing, and eat indiscriminately, I also have to shout a louder and more humane slogan: write a book to save high tuition for my daughter! Write a book that is full of indiscriminate! Conscientiously do a good job in garbage classification, not for eternity, just for the sake of leaving a stench for thousands of years. Laying cocks, fighters among cocks. Come on, Oye!

Tucao: In the middle of the first volume of "The Holy Hand of the World", Chapter 26 "The Strategy of Huai Rou", there is a description of the first round house between the male protagonist and the female protagonist, and the original text is already quite subtle, but it was blocked because of "pornography". racked my brains to revise it, removed some sensitive words, and still failed to pass the review.

There is nothing to be done, there are only two ways left: 1. 3000 words are omitted here, readers can guess casually, thank you. 2. Make the following modifications: ...... Guan Yu and Qing'er sat opposite each other, and at the same time lowered their heads and took out plastic gloves to put them on, shaking hands with each other. Qing'er said: Hello, Xianggong, good night. Guan Yu nodded solemnly and said: Hello everyone is really good. See you tomorrow, lady! The two of them lay down back to back, and after a while, they snored evenly at the same time. ……