Chapter 439: Chickens Fly and Dogs Jump
"Li Yifu, he doesn't distinguish between right and wrong, slanders the royal family, his crime is unforgivable, he thinks of the Tang Dynasty and works lightly, so the merits and demerits are offset, he is demoted to a commoner, and he will never be hired."
"Li Tai, the court lost his manners, and he was punished and grounded in the palace."
"Retreat!"
"Congratulations to Your Majesty!"
"Congratulations to Your Majesty!"
"Congratulations to Your Majesty!"
“……”
In the shouts of the crowd, everyone slowly left.
Lifted high and gently lowered.
Li Tai didn't have any.
He already knew that as long as he didn't kill people, Li Shimin would not punish him.
You must know that he is Li Shimin's most beloved good son.
In history, Fang Xuanling and others were disrespectful to Li Tai, and they were scolded by Li Shimin.
Slowly came to Li Yifu's side and squatted down.
A sneer appeared on his face and said, "Regret? ”
"I ...... I don't regret it! Li Yifu gritted his teeth and said, when he looked at Li Tai, his eyes were full of resentment and malice.
"You are a very ambitious person, for your ambition, you can distinguish between right and wrong, but you underestimate me Li Tai too much." Li Tai smiled coldly and said, "Do you know why no one helped you?" ”
"For ...... Why? Li Yifu was very puzzled.
Isn't what you do in the interests of the family?
"Don't understand, do you?" Li Tai smiled coldly and said, "Because you are so stupid, do you think you can knock me down and then step on me on the line?" Don't think about it, you're just an ant! ”
"It's okay to be stupid, you're stupid and self-conscious!"
He snorted coldly and walked slowly outside.
Grounded?
Inexistent!
Li Yifu is already on Li Tai's must-kill list.
However, it is not yet possible to kill him.
Lee Tae has time!
Midday.
Li Tai and Zhong Ling began to work in the Wei Palace.
A large flock of chickens, kept in cages, a large flock of dogs, led by people next to them.
There are also bags of realgar and herbs.
The realgar of the entire Chang'an City has basically been purchased.
and all the herbs that smoked and drove away poisonous insects were also bought.
Li Tai looked at Zhong Ling with a puzzled expression and asked, "Sister Ling'er, what is this?" Ready to kill to celebrate? ”
Herbs can understand, what are roosters and hens used for?
And those dogs.
"These chickens, the hens are old, and the roosters are also old, so they can't be used to make flower chickens and white-cut chickens, they can only stew soup, why don't they have geldings? Steered meat, that's delicious. Li Tai smiled a lot.
There are hundreds of chickens in large cages.
And dogs.
What the hell is going on?
"If you buy a chicken in the future, you will buy a steer, that meat is really nostalgic." Li Tai said: "This dog meat is good, but if you eat it, there will be someone in the future generations." ”
However, he forgot.
In this era, not only are there no geldings, but there are not even castrations.
The only animal that has been castrated is human.
Once upon a time there was a eunuch, but there was no one underneath......
"Brother Tai'er, do you just think about eating all day long?" Zhong Ling rolled his eyes and said.
"That's, don't you know, my only dream in this life is to eat the best food, drink the best wine, and sleep with a beautiful young lady like Sister Zhong Ling." After Li Tai finished speaking, he suddenly felt that today's sunshine was even brighter.
Zhong Ling couldn't help but glance at Li Tai.
With Li Tai's mouth open, she has begun to be immune.
"Brother Tai, do you know something, this chicken likes to peck centipedes, scorpions and other poisonous insects, it is the natural enemy of poison, and the dog is the most flexible nose in the world and the clearest eyes, when it sees poisonous snakes and the like, it will bite and bark, so with these two kinds of gods, plus realgar and herbs, the poison can be found today." Zhong Ling said.
"So what are we supposed to do?" Li Tai asked.
"Sprinkle realgar inside the house, and then we will light the herbs in the house to smoke away the poison, and then put the chickens and dogs outside the house, and as soon as the poison escapes, it will naturally be discovered, and then it will become food for the chickens." Zhong Ling said.
"Sister Zhong Ling, you are simply too smart!" Li Tai was overjoyed.
It seems that the wisdom of the ancients is still very powerful.
"So, let's get started!" Zhong Ling said with a smile.
The people let go of the chicken, and then led the dog to the eaves.
Some led the dogs into the house.
And there were others who took the brimstone and scattered it in the house.
Then, with the herbs that drove away the poison, he put it in the house and lit it, and smoked it.
There was a smoky smell in the air.
A large flock of chickens was outside the house, pecking in twos and threes, and they were not afraid of life.
From time to time, they also left some traces on the ground where they passed by.
In less than a moment, there was everywhere.
"There are more than 30 houses in this Wei Wangfu, as well as a few halls, I think it is better to take this opportunity to carefully inspect them." Li Tai said.
"That's exactly what I mean." Zhong Ling said.
"In the future, let's live in the Wei Palace." Li Tai took the opportunity to say, his eyes lit up, and he looked at Zhong Ling with hope.
I'm looking forward to it.
"Your brother is not in the mansion now, so it is better to live in the Wei Palace, and I can take care of you." Li Tai said.
Work confession, both are correct.
"No!" However, Zhong Ling shook his head.
"Why?" Li Tai was puzzled.
"I don't want to!" Zhong Ling said.
"Sister Ling'er, don't you still understand my heart for you?" Li Tai's face was resentful.
Said that the good husband is in love with the concubine, the love is agreeable, the embarrassment is the adulterer, and the adulterer **...... What about it?
Zhong Ling glanced at Li Tai.
If I don't understand, how much else do I do for you?
However, as soon as you enter the palace, it is as deep as the sea, and from then on, your relatives are passers-by.
"You guys, be careful, this poison may be some kind of huge poison that we don't know about, don't be bitten." Zhong Ling said.
"Zhong Zhutou, please rest assured, we are all rubbing medicine, and poisons dare not approach." One of them said with a smile.
"Exactly, with Zhong Catcher's medicine, even the most venomous snake will not dare to approach us."
"That is, Zhong Zhutou is a closed disciple of Divine Doctor Sun."
"Even if you are bitten, there is a clock catching your head, no fear, no fear."
“……”
"Where's the medicine?" Li Tai hurriedly said, there is such a medicine, why don't you hurry up and bring it over?
"Whoa!"
Zhong Ling took out a small box and opened it.
Inside was a large chunk of swarthy, stinking earth.
The smoked Li Tai burst into tears.
"Rouge?" Li Tai asked weakly, "Is the taste a little heavier?" ”
"Medicine!"
"Forget it, I still won't wipe it, I'm still next to you, you can protect me." Li Tai took the opportunity to take Zhong Ling's hand and said, "Sister Zhong Ling, I'm so scared, can you protect me......?"