Chapter 545: Lazy Monk
Zhihe Shang Shi Shiran walked in the door and sat unceremoniously as if he had just sat down.
Looking at the four walls of the living room, his tender white fingers gently tapped the table top of the Eight Immortals Table, and said with words in his mouth: "Your decoration here is much more atmospheric than before, is this to marry a beautiful lady?" Hey! However, some people marry a daughter-in-law and forget their friends, and they can't even see a cup of fragrant and delicious tea, so they really don't know if they are forgetful? Or do you turn a blind eye to your guests? ”
Li Yi couldn't help but be angry and funny when he heard this, and before he could speak, the one who had just walked to the door of the inner room seemed to hear it, and quickly turned around and said with a smile: "Master of Knowledge, don't be impatient, I'll let people make tea right away, and ah!" This time, Mr. Lin sent some spring tea that had just come down, and I will ask someone to get you more later, as long as you are not too little. ”
As he spoke, he grinned and went.
Li Yi sat down angrily, looked at this lazy guy, and said with a strong smile: "I haven't been able to visit my intellectual brother, I hope you will forgive me!" Hehe! Now that you've arrived, you're going to have a drink at my place anyway, and it's been a long time since we've sat down and talked. ”
Zhihe Shang sighed leisurely and said, "How dare you disturb the handsome Yunnan who has every opportunity!" You are busy with official business and many affairs, I can only take the time to come and take a look, but I dare not take up too much of the handsome's time. ”
"Alas! I'm a little monk, and I only have robes in my eyes! Tea or something, and I don't dare to have any extravagant hopes for anything else. Hehe! Don't be careful, brother! I'm just sitting for a moment and I'm leaving, and there are still guests waiting for me at home! ”
Li Yi smiled slightly and said: "You are alone in Yunnan, where do you have any friends besides me, what kind of guests do you use as prevarication, what excuse are you looking for!" ”
"To tell you the truth, I have always remembered you in my heart, afraid that you will not be used to living in Yunnan and your life will not be satisfactory, but I have been busy and have not been idle, and I haven't visited you yet. Hehe! Even if I don't do it well, your brother and sister are always thinking about you! ”
Zhihe Shang smiled and said, "What do you mean by this, do you think I'm lying?" Lying is going to hell! Hey! There are so many things you can't think of! ”
"To be honest, I did have a friend at home today, but he came all the way from Duanzhou to see me, so I can't treat this distinguished guest slowly. It's just that our family is still living in someone's temple, and we don't even have a decent guy, and we don't want anything, and the conditions are too poor, so I found you here, and I always have to deal with some food, use, and entertain other guests. ”
"Alas! I came here to find out that my brother is really a blessing, and he actually put aside his true love for so many years, and married a delicate and beautiful girl, I am not wrong! ”
"Hey, hey! I think that the love story of me and me, poignant and moving, is not worth mentioning now, and it is said that the wife of the chaff will not go to court, now? Hey! The past is just a passing thing. ”
Hearing this, Li Yi was already angry, and he wanted to explain but didn't know where to start, so he could only look at the intellectual monk angrily but couldn't speak.
At this moment, he walked out with a robe sewn for intellectuals and monks, and when he heard his words, he suddenly stepped forward with a smile and trembling flowers.
He said with a teasing smile: "Master of Knowledge, this official in our family is not what you think. He is out calling for wind and rain, commanding Ruoding, and cooking everything at home. It's just that the girl can't walk when she sees him, and there is no woman in the world who can't look down on him, so you can't just blame him! ”
"Hee-hee! To be fair, the girl newly married by the official must have been seen by you, who is the widow of the owner of Ran Village in Fengming Village. After the lord of Ran Zhai was poisoned by Wuli Lao Dao, he entrusted his little wife to the official before he died, and he didn't have this idea, but I was in the middle, and the two of them came together. ”
"Master of Knowledge, we officials are righteous men and gentlemen! How could you do something to rob while the fire is hot? You've wronged him. ”
When the intellectual monk heard this, he couldn't help but say, "So that's the case, hehe!" I wanted to be upset for my younger siblings! I didn't expect there to be such a twisty and bizarre and exciting plot in it! Cease! Cease! I have even seen the time when my intellect has gone away, so I have to make amends to the virtuous couple here. ”
"In short, the Li Yi brothers are eclectic, and it can be regarded as a beautiful conversation in the world, isn't it, hehe!"
Li Yi looked at his ill-intentioned sneer with a smile of tears, eager to tear his mouth apart to relieve the hatred in his heart. It's just that he knows that he doesn't have that ability, and with his amazing skills, he offended him, and it would be good if he didn't go out sideways.
At this time, Caifeng brought up the brewed tea, and Zhihe Shang couldn't wait to bring it up, fluttering his nose, taking a deep breath, and laughing with satisfaction.
Squinted his eyes slightly and smiled: "Sure enough, it's the best in tea!" That is, you can have such treatment here, you must know the deliciousness of this Yunnan black tea, I haven't tasted it for a long time. ”
As he spoke, he took a sip lightly, and said with a smile: "Good tea is good tea, it is really fragrant and clear, and the charm is endless!" Alas! It's just that I can't stay here for long, otherwise, Zhengyuan won't know how to make fun of me. ”
After saying this, Zhihe Shang reluctantly put down the teacup, stood up slowly, and took the burden in his hand, and it seemed that he didn't plan to try whether the clothes fit or not.
Li Yi hurriedly stood up and said, "It's only been a while since I came, and I haven't even finished a cup of tea, why are you in such a hurry to go back!" I don't know who this Zhengyuan brother is, so let's just invite him over, anyway, we haven't talked together for a long time, so it's the right thing to call him over for a few drinks together. ”
Zhihe Shang blinked, glanced at Li Yi thoughtfully, sighed and said, "Who is Brother Zhengyuan?" Alas! What the hell is wrong with you? Oh! Anyway, you have some kind of amnesia, and I'm afraid you don't remember him. Okay, I won't say more, if I don't go back, I'm afraid Brother Zhengyuan will go hungry. ”
"Huh! Brother and sister, we don't have outsiders, you can just hand over the tea to me, and then bring me two jars of wine, ask for the kind of high-grade 'Zhenghe wine', and get me some ready-made dishes to take back." Hey! Don't think the monk is insatiable! I'm so shy of money that I can't get a lot of money out of my pocket. ”
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