Empress Dowager Liu looked lazy again, stroked her chest and said: "You Xiaogao has got some things, but the queen is out of place, I ordered the harem to use it a while ago, and the palace is also in the affected category, so don't talk about it." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info This time she issued an edict again, saying that the mahjong atmosphere is excessive and detrimental to the normal affairs of the imperial city, and the fifteenth day of the first month is set as the day when mahjong is not allowed. ”

Gao Fangping Waterfall Khan, Queen Mother, she is also the same as my Xiao Gao, she does something hateful all day long, no wonder she is so unpopular.

Shaking his head, Gao Fangping said: "The Queen Mother doesn't know, distance produces beauty, and a proper truce can fight better." The boredom of the rest can make everyone better experience the fun of the war. ”

Empress Dowager Liu said unhappily: "You just said, is this a bad idea you gave the queen?" ”

How could Gao Fangping be fooled, no matter how this question was answered, the answer was no, she hated the queen, and the answer was no, then Lao Liu hated me rudely Xiao Gao.

So Gao Fangping simply spread his hands and said: "The Queen Mother, don't ask questions, or you will come and beat me directly." ”

Chen Miao looked at the bad boy with some horror, and sighed at his wit.

Empress Dowager Liu thought he was funny, and covered her mouth and sneered, but at the same time felt that his request was too weird.

"How dare the mourning family do anything to you, otherwise Cai Xianggong will be unbearable to roar again." Empress Dowager Liu said half-sarcastically and half-jokingly.

In this way, Gao Fangping was relieved, at that time, he dragged Lao Cai into the thief ship and brought it here to shock the scene, which was still a bit of a deterrent. In addition to Lao Cai being the prime minister or the prince, the emperor's teacher can of course supervise the bad atmosphere of the royal family.

Empress Dowager Liu touched her chest again and said: "It's not that this palace can't get along with the queen, it's just that this one doesn't rub mahjong, sitting here with nothing to do, and this palace is so nervously panicked." Kodaka: Do you have any good ideas? ”

Gao Fangping began to pull the calf and said: "Regarding this panic and chest tightness, it belongs to too much fat intake and insufficient exercise." The minister has a plan to solve. Put your fingers deep into your throat and pound it, spit it out, take a sip of tea, put on a fitness ring and go out to twist him a hundred times, and it will be much better. At that time, your eyes will be shining, and you will feel especially pleasing to the eye when you look at anything. ”

Empress Dowager Liu said with her mouth half open: "Are you drunk, and dare to say that this palace eats more and moves less." Is vomiting also a good thing? ”

Gao Fangping said embarrassedly: "The minister is serious. ”

Empress Dowager Liu was also flurry and began to think.

"Mother, you don't really listen to this calf's nonsense, do you?" Chen Miao didn't feel very good.

In the past two days, many people have gossiped about this big yin person, and Empress Dowager Liu has a lot of entertainment at the moment, so her dependence on him has been slowed down, so she doesn't like to listen to him, and she looks a little rebellious and says: "This palace still wants to try the truth, hurry up and get the spittoon." ”

Gao Fangping's eyes turned black, she really planned to try?

Shaoqing spittoon came, and Empress Dowager Liu deliberately waved her hand and said: "You wait to turn around, it is forbidden to peek at the indecent state of the palace and cover your ears." ”

Gao Fangping did so.

Chen Miao said: "The old servant has been serving the Queen Mother, so it shouldn't be among them." ”

Liu Qingjing was a little disgusted with him, it turned out that he was used to not saying anything, but when he was put together with Gao Fangping, he knew that he was beautiful and ugly when he was compared, and it was not that Empress Dowager Liu was not emotional, but that her appearance could really determine the degree of justice.

"You're no exception, turn around and cover your ears."

After Empress Dowager Liu gave the order, she cleaned her hands with warm water, and according to Gao Fangping's instructions, she reached deep into her throat to pound, this sticky and slippery feel was very weird and reminded her of the feeling of tinkering in other places.

But YY didn't finish a while of nausea, and wow, he vomited out a lot of things.

It seems that the spittoon is occupied by those indigestible big fish and meat, and the smell is unpleasant.

After rinsing his mouth and washing his hands with warm salt water, and wiping his mouth and hands with a handkerchief, he waved his hand and ordered someone to carry him down. And he commanded them to turn around.

And after feeling it carefully, it seems to be really comfortable.

"Niangniang is mighty, comparable to Guan Yunchang scraping bones to cure poison. The pain is gone, and the minister retires......"

But she couldn't finish talking, Liu Qingjing interrupted: "Don't run, it's your idea, follow the palace out, and wait for me to play in the fitness circle." ”

Gao Fangping shook his hand and said: "No, no, no, this is the responsibility of the eunuch and the minister, and it is none of my Xiao Gao's business." ”

"It's clearly related to you, this circle was invented and designed by you, no one can grasp the essence more than you, you are also a royal judge as a supervisor, and you have the obligation to do your best for the royal affairs, come out with this palace, and don't run."

Empress Dowager Liu walked out with the circle. Chen Miao was ignored again......

On the snow outside, Empress Dowager Liu took off her cloak and began to twist and twist, the technique was okay, and the circle was spinning in a hulahula.

"You have to watch carefully how Hongu is doing. in order to improve the guidance. She said as she writhed.

"Mother, you have to continue to speed up. It's okay, you're so young, you eat a lot of meat, you don't lack calcium, you won't flash your waist. ”

After Gao Fangping said this, he yelled at me to go, Empress Dowager Liu's aunt was too exaggerated, so she threw herself into the snow and fell into the snow, with her butt up and face down.

Gao Fangping was embarrassed for a while, this was really not intentionally tricking her.

At the same time, this shape made Gao Fangping discover that she was actually in good shape. is not bloated, if in the future life, she will change into a big backless black dress, and there is no need for black silk on her beautiful legs, just show her flesh, and then she will definitely be a very lustful and obscene and popular high-class social queen.

It's a pity that in Da Song, she can only scold all day long on the mahjong table.

After YY, I heard Liu Qingjing pounce in the snow and said angrily: "Gao Fangping, are you dead, don't come to help you when you fall in this palace!" ”

"No, no, no, my mother misunderstood, I didn't do it when you fell, it's none of my business." Gao Fangping shook his hand and cleared the way.

Empress Dowager Liu was almost angry to death, and the old lady didn't say that it was your responsibility, and I don't know where he came from.

But it's funny to think about it, just now his kid said, "You are so young", Liu Qingjing was very useful, so she didn't care, she didn't call Chen Miao, and she got up in the snow.

Gao Fangping is serious, she is only in her thirties, of course she is young.

However, "Old Liu Beauty" is in this era, everything she sees is conspiracy and dumping, and the women in the imperial city live very shortly, perhaps these are the main reasons why her thinking is deviated and she wants to use the residual heat to plan something without knowing the sky.

Some people are dying and their words are good. And some people are just the opposite, they are dying, and they don't do it in vain.

If Gao Fangping understands when she meets this kind of person, the way to deal with them is not to be hard, but to be soft, to make her look forward to life and feel that she will live a long life, she will most likely learn to play Tai Chi like Gao Yu's father, but ask about affairs.

After repeated defeats and battles, Empress Dowager Liu began to twist her ass again, and asked, "How about this time, is the action standard?" If you dare to fool this palace, I will hold a grudge, don't think I'm fooling. ”

Gao Fangping said: "Niangniang has obtained the essence. This action is not only an aerobic exercise, but also a regular circle rolling on the waist and abdomen, which is a good compression exercise, which can increase blood circulation in the waist and abdomen, reduce fat, and have a great body. I look after you. ”

This sentence finally hit Lao Liu's death hole. There is no woman who does not pay attention to the waist and abdomen, and the importance of these two parts is higher for them than the face.

The wife of Tao Jiefu's family is also fat, and she usually wraps it in a cloth to suppress the fat on her waist and abdomen. Actually, it's not useful, it's not good. And it is not said that the little feet are bound.

At that time, Gao Fangping's peerless cheats to Mrs. Tao included a fitness circle.

Regarding the wrapping of small feet, the Great Song Dynasty is still popular. However, according to the situation seen by Gao Fangping, it is mainly the upper class that is popular, and even if the women at the bottom are not liberated, they still have to do something, so they are generally not wrapped.

In addition, Gao Fangping has observed that Da Song's small feet are not excessive, the purpose is only to wrap them up at a certain time to restrict the feet from continuing to grow, the so-called three-inch golden lotus is not so exaggerated, for example, Jia Xiaohong's feet are only one size smaller than normal, and the function is not missing. Those wives with sick brains think it's good-looking.

The time when the little feet were really heartbroken was when the Manchu Qing Dynasty began. It was not a restriction, it was simply torture against the law, almost breaking one-third of the bones on the surface of the foot, folding it down the line of the little finger and the second little finger, like a transformer, that is, forming what appeared to be only three fingers on the surface of the foot, two-thirds wide, and then tightly tied.

After waiting for the injury to heal, according to the self-tolerance of the bones, it will really be permanently "folded".

Therefore, the appearance of women's small feet and shoes unearthed in later generations is completely different from that of the Ming Dynasty and the Song Dynasty. In the Ming Dynasty and the Song Dynasty, it was smaller, and it was still the appearance of regular shoes. But the shoes of the Manchu Gege were "super small pointed toes", which were no longer like shoes, just because they were all "three-toed", not normal feet.

At this time, the Empress Dowager Liu finished her exercise out of breath, took a few deep breaths, and really felt very good, not cold, her chest was not stuffy, and she really saw things more open-mindedly and pleasing to the eyes.

However, he looked at Xiao Gao in a daze, and looked at Empress Dowager Liu's feet very impolitely.

Empress Dowager Liu was a little annoyed, and scolded: "What do you see, this palace is indeed not ruthless enough to herself when she was young, and it is recognized that her feet are too big, why do you have an opinion?" ”

Gao Fangping replied embarrassedly: "Niangniang misunderstood, the feet are big and the foundation is stable, the bones are comprehensive, and they are stable when they do exercises." ”

"As soon as I hear you, you're fooling and pleasing this palace." Empress Dowager Liu said.

Gao Fangping said: "The minister is stupid, and he has always been ignorant of pleasing women, so if he says the wrong thing or does the wrong thing, he shouldn't ask me to take the blame." ”

When Empress Dowager Liu heard him say this, she had the urge to pinch him.

Gao Fangping was not stupid to say, seeing that she clearly felt like she wanted to take advantage, he secretly felt funny, and at the same time, he was weak-hearted, so he slipped away.

"Niangniang, the minister still has a lot of military affairs waiting to be planned, and he doesn't have much time, and it's not good to enter the palace for too long, so he retired." Gao Fangping said very kindly.

If he didn't want to stay, Empress Dowager Liu really didn't have much reason, so she could only reminisce about the wonderful meaning just now here, and at the same time she thought very obscenely, this kid must be going back again......