Chapter 818: Troublesome Things
As soon as he entered the house, Lu Guangtu saw that the Prison family was also present, and the tone that was about to ask the teacher couldn't help but change greatly, and said with a smile: "My brother and sister have always been good, hehe!" I'm here uninvited, please forgive me! ”
The Prison family smiled: "It turned out to be Brother Lu, but you can't invite a distinguished guest!" You may be seated! You may be seated! ”
Lu Guangtu said with a smile: "I'm ready for wine, my brother and sister don't have to be busy, let's sit down and have a drink together!" ”
It seems that the Prison family has long been familiar with Lu Guangtu's habitual set, and said with a smile: "Brother Lu, don't be polite, it's better to come early than to come by chance, just after the food was served, and you haven't moved your chopsticks yet!" Sit down and drink first, and I'll come as soon as I go. ”
Lu Guangtu said "no need to add vegetables" in a row, and sat down opposite Li Yi honestly and unceremoniously, put two jars of wine on the table, and beckoned Lian Jun to sit under Li Yi.
When the prison clan walked away, Lu Guangtu smiled and said, "Hehe! You two guys, let me tell you what's good! If I hadn't happened to meet Brother Lian, wouldn't I have missed the delicious food made by my brother and sister! ”
Li Yi shook his head slightly and said, "You don't want to talk nonsense with red mouths and white teeth!" I originally wanted to come over and talk to Yunzhang about something serious, but I didn't expect to eat here! Can there be such an occasion without calling you? ”
Lu Guangtu pursed his lips and said, "I know you have always been hard-mouthed, don't give me these useless things." Never mind! I don't care about you, it's better to meet by chance, let's still drink and come. ”
Zhong Yunzhang said with a smile: "Your house is not close to here, how could you meet Brother Lian so coincidentally?" ”
Before Lu Guangtu could speak, Lian Jun smiled and said, "Didn't I go to buy wine?" Who knew that there was no place to sell Zhenghe wine around this Baohe Fang, and it was hard to find a Jiahe shop, but I didn't expect Brother Lu to be inside, so didn't we come over together? Hehe! This wine was brought by Brother Lu, and he won't let me pay for it! ”
Lu Guangtu said: "Nonsense! That shop is mine, can I make you pay for it? ”
As he spoke, he lifted a jar of wine, slapped the wine seal, filled the wine bowl in front of everyone, picked up the wine and said, "I can have a leisurely day today, but tomorrow I will be busy." The emperor doesn't know what to think, he will return to the capital early tomorrow morning, and Lord Yang Quan Yang is still cultivating himself in his hometown! ”
"I'm in charge of everything! It seems that the poetry club on the day of the Lantern Festival may not be able to go. Come! Leave him alone, drink first! ”
After speaking, he took the wine and poured it down his throat, and because he drank too quickly, he couldn't help coughing continuously.
Li Yi teased and said with a smile: "A small deputy envoy of the outer palace gate, as if he was a first-class official in the dynasty, this capital will not turn around if he leaves you, hehe!" Don't think you're a big-tailed eagle! So many brothers have been waiting for this day for a long time, and they haven't been together for years! Don't make it the same! ”
Lu Guangtu glanced at Li Yi resentfully, sighed and said, "Runzhi's words are getting more and more cold!" Did I say no? It's just a possibility. You're good! Hold me a basin vigorously, I admit that I am a lowly official, you can't ridicule people like this! ”
Zhong Yunzhang smiled: "How can this kind of occasion be without you?" Without you, the atmosphere of this poetry club would not be able to be raised, Runzhi is just afraid that you will not go, and in the end it will be cold, you are our backbone! ”
Lu Guangtu sneered: "This capital is not without me, how can I have such a great ability?" Besides, this is organized by people who are guarding the middle, and they are dignified Hanlin bachelors, and the big red man in front of the emperor, which green onion am I! Never mind! I still have self-knowledge, can't I go? ”
After saying this, he made a gesture to get up and leave.
Li Yi hurriedly stood up and said with a smile: "Light map, hehe!" When my brother doesn't like what he says, please forgive me! I really don't mean anything other than to play a joke with you. Can we, brothers, hurt our peace because of a sentence or two? I don't think so, when my brother apologized to you! ”
Zhong Yunzhang persuaded while pulling Lu Guangtu to sit down, and Lu Guangtu said angrily: "I've been annoying for the past two days!" You're still blocking me! Alas! ”
Li Yi hurriedly said: "If there is anything troublesome about Guangtu, say it and listen to it, so that we can be happy!" ”
Lu Guangtu's eyes couldn't help but widen, and he stared at Li Yi fiercely, and then said with a smile: "Hehe! I now know what kind of person Runzhi is, I went to Yunnan, and since then I have not been kind, I speak sarcastically and thorny, I can't wait to stick a knife in other people's hearts, other people's pain is his happiness, what kind of person is this! ”
Zhong Yunzhang said with a smile: "My own brother, it doesn't matter if you're joking. You, a well-known earl, have a thousand acres of good land, a beautiful wife and a beautiful concubine, what else can you be unhappy about! I think you're well-fed! ”
Li Yi nodded again and again: "What Yunzhang said is very reasonable!" This is the so-called being in the midst of blessings and not knowing blessings! Originally, there were a group of wives and concubines, and the king of Qin gave him a beautiful Persian beauty dripping with water. ”
Lu Guangtu patted his thigh and said, "Damn! It's like you've seen it with your own eyes, but you're ready to speak. Isn't this so-called Persian beauty the most annoying thing for me at the moment? Alas! I knew that I couldn't bring her home by saying anything! ”
Zhong Yunzhang asked puzzledly: "It's still a worry to give a beautiful woman for nothing?" Why doesn't this kind of good thing fall on my head? ”
Lu Guangtu squinted his eyes and said: "You are just hard-mouthed, although Mrs. Zhong is famous for her virtuous and virtuous people, she probably can't allow you to keep concubines!" And it came from Persia. ”
Zhong Yunzhang said with words: "You don't understand this, it's not that I won't let it, but I can't afford to raise it at all, so I don't have any ideas in this regard." So, just keep annoying! Hehe! ”
Lu Guangtu sighed, and turned to Li Yi and said, "Didn't King Qin also send one to you?" If my sister-in-law didn't say anything? ”
Li Yi smiled slightly and said, "The situation of the two of us is one in the sky and one in the ground, hehe!" If you are as supportive as your sister-in-law, and let me take her into the room as soon as possible, am I not too interested? ”
Lu Guangtu said with an 'oops': "Hey, hey! If you don't brag about it, you can die! Who doesn't know what sand can be placed in the eyes of a sister-in-law's fierce and resolute temper? Is there any difference between the two of us? ”
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