"Are you saying I'm blinded and confused?"

"Don't dare."

"You are."

"I'm not."

"You are."

"Okay, I am."

"That's right, phew, what are you? Laugh at me? ”

"Well, that's not what you asked for!"

"What did I ask for? I'll let you die, will you go? ”

"Nature...... If you don't go, I'm not stupid! ”

"Ah...... Phew......"

"Vulgar, I heard that virtuous and virtuous are virtuous ......"

"Are you beautiful?"

"I'm a man, I dare not say beauty?"

"Am I beautiful?"

"Well, it's beautiful!"

"Thank you!"

"If a person is beautiful, he may be ...... elsewhere"

"I'm ......"

"Manners, manners......"

"You big-headed ghost ......"

"Why do you speak filthy words?"

"I'm ......"

A conversation that was originally prepared to be very formal, but under the stimulation of Liu Bei's perseverance and shamelessness, it finally deviated from the original trajectory.

As a county magistrate, he has no grace at all, and he doesn't care about official etiquette, like a rogue with a mouthful.

A dignified lady tore off her mask, and the shrew scolded the street and launched a counterattack.

For a while, in the house, you spit lotus flowers, I mouth honey belly sword, you insinuate, I move flowers and trees, you take care of me and I talk about him, you hide the knife in your smile, I turn into bones, you watch the fire from the other side, I stay out of the matter......

Everywhere outside the house, the subordinates who eavesdropped on each other listened to it like a mesmerized and dreamlike dream, secretly giving a thumbs up.

"Which one is strong in, Liu Mang, Huaixian County, Guanzhong, praise!"

As time passed, the two of them had dry mouths and kept drinking the tea on the low table to moisten their chapped throats.

Liu Bei was very surprised as he spoke: after talking for a long time, he didn't even know where this noble lady came from, and she failed.

Seeing that the sky was changing little by little, Liu Bei felt that as a county magistrate, he always had to do something serious for the people, and he couldn't take care of gossiping with people he didn't know, which was too sorry for the teacher's cultivation.

"Ahem, ahem, I said this lady, what kind of lady are you, what are you doing here?"

"Woo......" the lady purred, stretched her graceful body, stood up, and walked to the door.

Liu Bei was stunned, what is this going to do? Going? You haven't answered my question yet? Is my county order so statusless, you can come if you want, and leave if you want? Where will my face go?

As for the identity of the noble lady, Liu Bei has already figured out about it.

After all, in this Huai County, there are not many people who dare to walk into the county government office so disregardlessly, and their subordinates dare not stop those who come here as if no one else is around.

And dare not look at himself so seriously, his words are full of high-ranking people, counting and counting, there are only a few.

"Hmph...... Since you like to pretend to be mysterious, I will satisfy you...... I hope you don't regret it......" Liu Bei's evil thoughts rose in his heart, he likes to play, right, I'll accompany you.

"Someone, this person trespassed on the county office, was lawless, and even showed up and lost his body, take it down for me." Liu Bei also stood up, his face turned pale.

"Huh?"

Your lady had already walked to the door, and stopped when she heard the words.

"Huh?"

Hu Yu and the others outside the door, the little maids of the noble lady, flashed confused eyes with each other and exchanged ideas.

Hu: Are you calling me, are you trying to teach this lady a lesson?

Maid: Are you talking about your own wife?

Others: Is it so powerful?

Hu Hu: I may have been sleep deprived lately, auditory hallucinations.

Maiden: I may have arrived with moonflowers, tired and hallucinating.

Others: Then we- didn't hear anything.

Everyone nodded to each other: we have all lost our voices, yes, unanimously to the outside world, and never compromise, lest we suffer unjustified calamity, pass ...... Have some drinks together when you have time.

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Liu Bei didn't know that these goods outside the door instantly formed an alliance and unanimously dealt with him, so naturally he shouted a few times in a row, but no one answered.

The lady stood for a moment, silent outside the door, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but pull up slightly, it seems that your status is not high.

"Oh, I'm so scared of ......" The lady patted the front exaggeratedly, and in an instant the waves were turbulent one after another. (It's a pity that Liu Bei doesn't have that eye.) ）

Liu Bei saw that no one came in, his face was very dull, shame and anger filled his head, and his eyes were bloodshot.

Hearing the lady's teasing words again, the exaggerated body swinging, and the old shame and anger were even more angry, and I was a little anxious.

This anxious eye, Liu Bei's unstinting personality in his bones, broke out when he was stimulated.

"I don't care who you are, if you dare to pretend to be a big head in front of me, then wait for death!"

'Whoosh'

Liu Bei leaned over the table, and walked a few arrows with his legs to the back of the noble lady.

The lady heard the wind whirring and was very surprised: What do you want to do? What do you dare to do?

Her heart was full of disdain, and the noble lady turned around, wanting to see Liu Bei's embarrassed appearance when he was about to arrive.

As a result, as soon as his head was turned around, a dark shadow in his eyes quickly enlarged, and he couldn't dodge.

'Bang'

An old punch slammed into the eye socket.

"Woo......" The lady screamed sadly, and tears burst out of her eyes.

"You dare to ......" just came out of his mouth.

'Bang'

Another old punch slammed down.

'Rub'

This eye socket instantly followed in the footsteps and suddenly went black.

Left eye: Who did I provoke, what did I do, woo, it hurts.

Right Eye: Ahaha, you deserve it, look at you ugly...... Hiss, brother, I'm here to be your company, aren't you impressed?

Left eye: It hurts when you move, and you dare not move.

Right eye: Roll thick.

The lady's eyes quickly swelled and turned black, and the two waterfalls were large and full of water, with an invincible posture, and flowed straight down.

Pain, shame, shame, anger, all kinds of emotions quickly took over the noblewoman's heart.

"Ahh......hhh

As he spoke, he was hit a few more times on the head.

The lady was full of apricot blossoms, and her red head came to her head, and she was blown up by Liu Bei.

"Sure enough, it's a bad boy who lacks virtue and smokes, looking for death."

The lady didn't expect Liu Bei to dare to really make a move, and she was caught off guard and received a few black punches, stunned in her heart, and after a few more blows, she finally became angry, and 'hum' a pink fist with the wind, smashing at Liu Bei, wanting to get back on the field.

Liu Bei took a look, yo, look at the posture This has been practiced, hum, then it will be as you wish.

Thinking of this, Liu Bei shook his fist and greeted him.

'Bang'

The two fists met in the air, and it was very friendly contact with each other.

'Wow Wow'

The two of them each took a few steps back before they stood still.

Liu Bei bared his teeth: It seems that some strength has been put into it.

The noble lady raised her fist to watch, tears couldn't stop flowing down, and she scolded angrily in her heart: I'll go, you are like this, you still have to be shameless, hissed, and hurt......

It turned out that Liu Bei was irritated by the inappropriate person of the noble lady, and he became angry and angry, but he did not mess up the rules.

So, the fist that attacked the noble lady to make her look good actually wore gloves.

That's it, after all, there is a difference between men and women, Liu Bei is understandable to do this, and it is also to save all kinds of troubles in the future, which can be regarded as intentional.

However, it doesn't matter if you bring a soft glove made of animal fur, you wear a pair of hard armor gloves and sneak attack a woman, where does the so-called come from?

In this fight, two fists full of strength touched each other, and it was naturally not Liu Bei who suffered.

"You, you are shameless......" The lady could no longer see her graceful and luxurious appearance, and scolded angrily.

When Liu Bei heard this, his eyes flashed with grievances: There is a difference between men and women, I am wearing iron gloves and hateful shots, but I am also afraid of breaking your appearance, and I don't dare to use too much strength when I smash it on your face, it is you who come to the door by yourself, not only do you not thank me, but also humiliate me.

Oh, it's like you hit a tree while walking without looking at the road, complaining about the hardness of the tree, and it's you who is shameless.

"Shameless toad monster, looking for ...... death"

"Enchantresses with bad intentions will be punished ......"

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