Chapter 1: Winter Hunting
What kind of mountain is a mountain? What is water...... Water? The tree is ...... What tree......
The first time Yun Dongshan opened his eyes, he was not thinking about how to get promoted and make a fortune, but to think, where was he?
As far as the eye can see, there are endless mountains and towering mountains.
The land is suddenly infinitely fragrant, the green grass spits out the fragrance, what about the campfires I used in the camping field, what about the tents, and what about the space bags I left behind from my military service? I...... of the can...... Head Fish ...... Where did it go? ”
Yun Dongshan has no strength at all at this moment, he looks like a refugee who fled into the village in the eighties and nineties.
"Water...... I need some water...... "Yun Dongshan said as he climbed forward little by little.
said that it was too late, and suddenly there was a sound of footsteps behind him, but before he could see who it was, Yun Dongshan suddenly died in front of him.
"Prime Minister Cao doesn't know where to die...... Gone..."This was the last sentence in Yun Dongshan's mind before his consciousness disappeared.
Just when Yundong Mountain was dizzy, a large number of people suddenly came out of the mountains on the slopes, followed by the crowd shouting excitedly.
"Prime Minister Cao Cheng...... Where did the death go...... Why is Cao Aiqing missing? ”
This person is the Emperor of the Han Dynasty, that is, the descendant of Emperor Liu Che of the Han Dynasty, when he said a word, he didn't know that Cao Cao was dizzy, and he didn't know where he was at all?
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty was named Liu Long, and when he heard the report of the season official, it was a good season for hunting, so he took Prime Minister Cao Cheng to hunt together.
Emperor Liu Long of the Han Dynasty opened his bow and arrows, and shot an arrow quickly.
Immediately, a guard shouted: Congratulations to the emperor, congratulations to the saint, Your Majesty's divine bow is shocking......
"Your Majesty... Your archery skills are getting better and better, and you're the legendary marksman! …”
Liu Long waved his hand and reprimanded: "Wait for Hugh to pat the sycophants!" Why don't you see Prime Minister Cao? ……”
A guard stepped forward and replied: "Enlighten the saint, after Prime Minister Cao Cheng went to chase a pheasant, he suddenly disappeared......"
Damn, the prime minister is gone!?
Is this a big deal?
I saw Liu Long wave his hand and said, "Cao Cao is my right-hand man, the weapon of the country, if something goes wrong?" I asked for your head, and I didn't send someone to find it quickly. ”
"It's so unbelievable! The good prime minister is gone! If the prime minister makes a mistake, I'm afraid that the dragons will be leaderless, and my country won't be able to sit still......"
Liu Long was furious and roared: "Don't go and find Prime Minister Cao Cheng ...... yet"
Suddenly, after giving the order, the guards were scrambling to find it, shouting all the way, looking all the way.
"Prime Minister Cao Cheng...... Prime Minister Cao Cheng...... Prime Minister Cao Cheng......"
Soon, Liu Long's Imperial Forest Army also began to act!
"Lord Cao, please ...... on the Holy Shrine"
It just didn't work.
On this trip, Cao Cao did not have many entourage, Liu Long did not bring many guards, and there were only two or three eunuchs accompanying him, and the others were handless maidservants.
Cao Cao is missing!
It's a mess all at once!
Moreover, they all went out to look for Cao Cao, Liu Long's safety was not guaranteed, you must know that this is a taboo for soldiers!
If an assassin is killed at this time, Liu Long's emperor's life is estimated to be over!
Liu Long was upset when he suddenly heard a person shouting, "Your Majesty...... Your Majesty, Cao Cao has found ......"
A person ran over not far away, and said without rules.
Hearing this, Liu Long said angrily: "Bold! Prime Minister Cao Cao's name is also what you can call? Pull it out and cut it! ”
"Spare your life! No longer called Cao Cao! ”
Liu Long was angry when he heard Cao Cao's words, "Cut!" ”
He spat out a soft word.
The next moment, this person's head fell to the ground, and his eyes were like bull's eyes.
Liu Long stretched his dragon robe and walked to Cao Cao's side, only to see Cao Cao lying in rags in a pile of grass, no wonder more than a dozen guards searched for nothing to avail, Liu Long smiled awkwardly and said, "Prime Minister Cao, what's wrong?" Why is it embarrassing......
A guard bent down respectfully, and was about to spit out the word Cao Cao, when suddenly a chill in his heart occurred, and he thought that the cause of the guard's death was only because he called Cao Cao, so he hurriedly changed his words: "Cao ...... Cao Xiangye...... It may be that he was chasing a prey, and was led into the pit by a wild beast, touched his brain, and fell unconscious......"
Liu Long frowned, squatted down, touched it with his hand, and breathed?
Proof isn't dead yet!
"Someone, where is the imperial doctor?"
Soon, a gray-bearded imperial physician Ma Li rushed over to diagnose Cao Cao.
The imperial doctor had just put his hand on Cao Cao's arm, and suddenly, Cao Cao woke up, "Who are you?" I want to harm my own prime minister...... Get out of the ......"
……
Not dead.
Oops, not dead?
Yun Dongshan opened his eyes, looked at his clothes, looked at the big Han official next to him, and a middle-aged man in a dragon robe, and involuntarily said: "Damn, it can't be crossed, right?" …… Or...... This is the underworld of the Yin Dynasty, right? ……”
When the saint heard this, he almost didn't make Cao Cao angry! Through?
What the hell is crossing? The unseen, the unheard.
Yun Dongshan was a veteran who had just finished his career in the Air Force, and in order to dissolve his military complex, he decided for a long time, and he considered going to Mingshan Dachuan alone.
That night in the barren mountains and mountains, I didn't expect to wake up one night and become the ghost of I am the prime minister, I am the prime minister! And after being a eunuch, this reputation is too ugly! It's really fucked up.
"Prime Minister...... Prime Minister ......"
Someone shouted.
The clouds move the mountains, who is the prime minister? Which prime minister? Who is the Prime Minister?
Soon, he suddenly realized that when he swept his clothes, he saw that although the clothes were ragged, the luxury of the clothes was still clearly visible.
Liu Long walked over, helped Cao Cao up, and said, "No one dares to kill you!" With me here, who dares to be disrespectful to you? The royal doctor is giving you a pulse! ”
Yun Dongshan himself is an atheist, he has been emphasizing that it is impossible to cross through this life, but he didn't expect to be afraid of something, he may really cross over!
A big character "Cao" was written on the Chinese character flag next to it, and then I looked at the hundreds of soldiers accompanying him, none of whom I knew.
Where's the director?
Where is the producer......
Where are the cameras set up?
Why can't I see the camera......
Is it a new camera?
……
……
Yun Dongshan saw the emperor in the dragon robe again, "Are you the starring actor?" Who is the director......
Liu Long was speechless!
He was a little suspicious, Master Cao's brain was stupid!
What is Director?
He didn't understand at all.
This Huang Liang dream is like waking up from a dream.
"I'm the prime minister? I'm Cao Mengde, I'm the lord! ”
Yun Dongshan secretly muttered to himself, finally very clear.
I'm really Cao Cao.
"Come on, change clothes for Prime Minister Cao Cheng!"
Liu Long shouted to the guards.
The clothes were changed and put on, and this was an incomparably luxurious court dress, which was even more dazzling than the previous one.
Yun Dongshan never thought that the shit luck came to him, and he also had a time to cross, and the heavens probably saw that he was an air force before, a soldier, and had meritorious service in defending the country, so he was exceptionally good to him.
Yun Dongshan had just put on his clothes.
Liu Long said again, "Come on, lead the horse for Prime Minister Cao Cheng......"
Cao Cao was stunned for a moment, what was he doing with the horse, and soon, he understood!
The guards led a tall horse, which was imposing and unconvincing.
The beast is psychic, it can see it at first sight, this Cao Cao is not Cao Cao himself!
Therefore, as the mount of the Prime Minister, the horse is not allowed to ride by the owner, what is going on?
"Prime Minister, your horses are usually very quiet, why don't you let your master ride them today......"
Liu Long said: "Prime Minister, your war horse is not like this in normal times, right? ”
Heaven and earth, you really want to fix me......
It's not that Yun Dongshan is cranky, he really doesn't understand what to do! The most critical point is that he must not die, otherwise as long as Emperor Liu Long is annoyed with him, his head will have to move.
Regardless of whether Yun Dongshan is willing or not, the first road in front of him is to guarantee his life, no matter how he saves his life, he doesn't know if history will change, whether the country can be unified, and whether the seven kingdoms will be separated.
Whether his crossing will affect historical figures, he doesn't know.
But he knows one thing, he must save this life, otherwise once he dies, his head moves, and he doesn't know if he can cross again, but he definitely knows that he is dead!
The first task is to live, the first task, to live, if you don't die, you won't die, once you find death, Yundongshan is dead!
Fortunately, he is the prime minister of a country, and no one dares to commit an offense, as long as he gives an order, he will be a man, and he will not be opened!
Who else can I do with this kind of move?
Who is the master of the ups and downs......
For these, Yun Dongshan can see clearly.
Of course, he didn't dare to have two hearts, his brain was like a bomber spinning wildly, and at this time, it was like a mysterious Rubik's cube, quickly gathering.
Yun Dongshan smiled dryly: "Your Majesty, Weichen's waist is soft, and he can't get on the horse......"
Liu Long straightened out his dragon robe, looked at the Yezhao Lion King who didn't obey the call, and said to Cao Cao: "Prime Minister, why don't you ride my horse?" ”
When the words fell, he beckoned, and he brought over a horse, which was all silver, and it turned out to be a BMW from the Yelang Kingdom.
Cao Cao was shocked in his heart, and hurriedly waved his hand and said: "No, no, you are a saint, how can this horse be used?" ”
At this time, Imperial Doctor Wang came over to help Liu Long and said: "I see Prime Minister Cao Cheng, he should be angry, he forgot something, he experienced the impact, and hurt his brain, and now I am afraid that I can't remember who I am." ”
As soon as Cao Cao heard these words, he was immediately unhappy, "I'm the prime minister!" …… How can you not remember? ”
He pretended to be staggering, pointed at the imperial doctor and shouted, "I know you too!" Aren't you just a rebel and thief who wants to murder your true appearance, Your Majesty, kill this guy! ”
"Your Majesty...... Look at it, the prime minister is thinking nonsense again, and he is crazy about drinking! ……”
"Minion, I am loyal to you, and I will never dare to have two hearts!"
"Your Majesty, the Wang family has been a doctor for generations, and I implore you to be the master of the old slave!" When the words fell, Imperial Doctor Wang knelt down, and the old tears were rampant.
The sky is thick and the earth is thick, and the Wang family is loyal, and they can't stand this kind of humiliation!
Hearing this, Liu Long was rarely not angry, and stood up and spoke for the old imperial doctor. "Prime Minister, I can vouch for him, there is no problem with his treatment, it is better to let him get a doctor......
Yun Dongshan said: "Your Majesty, torture the courtiers!" How can Wechen stand this gift from you"......
Yun Dongshan said: "The death penalty can be avoided, the living crime cannot be escaped, you don't want to touch me!" Otherwise, even if the Holy One is here, I will destroy you! ”
The old imperial doctor hurriedly thanked him, shrunk his neck in fright, and never dared to cross the thunder pond again.
I heard that Cao Cao was too suspicious, and I didn't believe it at the time, but when I saw Prime Minister Cao Cheng today, the rumors were too much! If this continues, he must die at the hands of Cao Cao.