Chapter 3 Prime Minister Cao Cheng wants to eat crocodile meat
"Your Majesty, Prime Minister Cao Cheng is in a coma!"
The Imperial Physician quickly arrived, bowed, and said to the top.
Emperor Liu Long of Han Xian sat on the throne, stretched out his hand, and said: "The prime minister is in a coma, and he will not be treated quickly." ”
"Tell Your Majesty that Prime Minister Cao Cheng was frightened and should be fine."
When Emperor Liu Long of Han Xian heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Since there is nothing to do, I am also relieved." Come on, help Prime Minister Cao Cheng to go back to rest. He doesn't have to go to court these days. ”
As soon as this remark came out, everyone was shocked.
The people around him, those who envy, envy and hate all of them, Cao Mengde really took shit luck, and he didn't even use it to kneel down to worship the early dynasty.
And they have to suffer, the emperor in front of them is a bastard emperor, who doesn't know people clearly, uses people unclearly, and is simply useless.
How good is Cao Mengde?
The emperor said a word and exempted him from bowing.
This emperor is mediocre, and some ministers have a lot of discussions, and they kneel down to him, which is really not a good taste in his heart.
The ministers talked a lot, and Cao Cao was also helped out of the hall by the armor.
Liu Long cleared his throat and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, who else has this music?" ”
The head of the hall took a few steps forward and said in a sharp voice: "Your Majesty has a will, there is a morning music, and there is no book to retreat." ”
Seeing that no one stood up, Liu Long was about to ask the palace chief official to announce the dissolution of the dynasty.
A minister walked out, and Lang Lang said, "Your Majesty, the minister has a book to play!" ”
Liu Long was displeased, and said: "Aiqing is flat!" What is the starting point? ”
"There was a famine in Jiangsu and Zhejiang, corpses were everywhere, and the people had a dispute with the state capital, please ask Your Majesty to provide disaster relief and quell the trouble."
"Is this serious?" Liu Long asked.
The minister said, "Seriously? Seriously, of course! If the officials are forced, the people will rebel! It's about the stability of the country. ”
When Liu Long heard this, he stood up from the dragon seat at once, although he was mediocre, he was not completely unreasonable, and when he heard this, he immediately became nervous.
"Why didn't you report early?"
"Your Majesty Shengming, but Weichen also blames his subordinates for this, I just learned the news, for the sake of the eternal stability of the Han River, please Your Majesty Shengxuan!"
Liu Long hurriedly paced in the dragon position, half a sound, and said: "Spread my will, quickly send people to quell the war, open a warehouse to release grain for disaster relief, and transfer 10,000 taels of gold from the household department in case of emergency." ”
When the minister heard that their emperor was still a good man, he was not a dumb king, so he hurriedly paid attention to it.
But he still had questions, who was assigned as the messenger?
Who is in charge of escorting the money......
How will the officials involved be brought to justice?
"Long live the minister, how to deal with the state officials involved, please long live the holy judgment!"
Liu Long looked a little tired, and said word by word: "The officials involved will not be tolerated!" If there are corrupt and perverted people, they will be dealt with together! ”
"I pursue one word, heavy! If there is a person who withholds the money, there will be no forgiveness! ”
The minister was very satisfied when he heard Liu Long's ruling.
knelt down again, and said in a deep voice: "Long live you, long live the people of the world." ”
Liu Long looked a little tired and said, "Don't be polite." ”
He swept over the other courtiers and said, "Which of the Qing family still has this music?" ”
Seeing that no one stood up, no one played the book.
Liu Long said: "Retreat from the dynasty." ”
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Han capital city, Cao Cao's mansion.
Prime Minister Cao Cheng's house was noisy, and it was obvious that they were arguing about something.
Prime Minister Cao has amnesia and doesn't seem to know who they are?
Even his wives couldn't recognize him.
It's late at night, and it's not more than half of the night.
Cao Mengde entered Cao's mansion, sang drunk, and hurriedly came over to be supported.
The subordinates helped Cao Cao into the patio courtyard, and Mrs. Xu happened to pass by the house, saw this scene, and hurriedly ran over and took over Prime Minister Cao to support him.
"Husband, why did you drink so much! Isn't there something bothering you......"
Mrs. Xu said worriedly.
Yun Dongshan laughed, "I'm not drunk...... I'm not drunk...... Who said I was drunk! I was anxious to ...... him."
When the words fell, he almost fell to the ground.
Mrs. Xu blamed: "Drink and drink, why don't you drink to death?" …… You have lost your memory, and you are still running around outside, if you are discovered by the enemy, you will be hit in the head, and you, Prime Minister Cao, will not be able to come back! ”
Of course, Yun Dongshan knows that he is Cao Mengde, and whether he likes it or not, he needs to play this role well.
Upon hearing this, Yun Dongshan shouted, "Who doesn't know me? I don't know anyone? I'm the prime minister, who dares to disobey and kill his whole family......"
"No one dares to disobey you, among the big men, who doesn't know that you are Prime Minister Cao, don't be crazy about drinking! Beware of knocking ...... Touching ......"
"Hey, watch out for countertop......"
"Oops, there's a stone pillar ...... there"
"No, husband, there's a pond there, and it's full of crocodiles......
Xu was afraid of death, worried that something would happen to Cao Cao!
If something happened to Cao Cao, her other sisters, here referring to Cao Mengde's other wives, would not tear themselves alive......
She was cautious, guarding Cao Cao like an ancestor.
Although Cao Cao's body was swaying and swaying, his mind was very clear.
Damn, Cao Cao's yard is really big......
I walked for a long time and didn't finish it.
Moreover, he heard what Mrs. Xu had just said.
What the?
There's a pond in the yard and it's full of crocodiles?
Is Cao Cao a masochist? Love crocodiles......
Hearing the two sensitive words crocodile, Cao Cao suddenly cheered up, his body was excited, and his drunk brain immediately sobered up.
"Crocodile? Where are the crocodiles? ……”
"Husband, you ordered the crocodile to be released, why don't you remember! That's right, you've got amnesia! You probably don't even know me anymore! Xu's face was full of loss.
There were already many wives in the husband, but now he has lost his memory, and he is afraid that he will never be able to spoil himself in the future.
Thinking of this, she was very disappointed.
Cao Cao naturally didn't understand what she was thinking.
Cao Cao stretched out his hand and pushed her away, "I'm not drunk!" I can walk, but where is our crocodile? ”
Yun Dongshan said, looking hard at the pond in front of him.
I saw that the edge of the pond was heavily guarded, as if guarding the city, and the steel fence, like a guard, guarded the entire river.
Moreover, not to mention the security measures, there are two platoons of armored soldiers on duty day and night.
Yun Dongshan sighed that Cao Mengde had made full arrangements and security measures.
It seems that Cao Mengde is not a fool, he has made full preparations, has a foolproof strategy, and is not completely ignorant of treating people as people, and has done a good job of safety measures.
Even the fence structure is so domineering!
Otherwise these soldiers, otherwise they will have to feed the crocodiles.
Cao Mengde has done a good job, but this hobby of crocodiles makes people cry and laugh.
If so, it is estimated that Cao Mengde and these armorers will feed the crocodiles.
Yun Dongshan glanced at it by the candlelight.
The crocodiles stared at him with murderous intent on him.
For the first time in my life, I saw this kind of beast.
The frightened clouds withdrew more than a dozen feet.
"Mom, I'm scared to death baby!"
Yun Dongshan patted his liver, and Mrs. Xu hurriedly chased after him.
"What's so nice about crocodiles, husband, are you frightened?"
Yun Dongshan pointed to the crocodile pond and said in astonishment: "This is what I put it?" ”
Xu said: "You didn't put it in with your own hands, you ordered someone to put it......"
"What's the difference?"
Xu was speechless, there was indeed no difference.
"How long has this crocodile been raised? It's so big......"
"About 10 years."
"Really?"
"Yes, it's true."
"Good! The nature is decided! Tonight, add a meal and eat grilled crocodile meat. ”
Yun Dongshan said suddenly.
Xu: "........."
"How...... Is my decision bad? "The clouds move the mountain road.