Chapter 58 Chapter 41: The Unlucky Immortal
said that Liu Bei, all the way down the icy mountain road, the front was fine, and it was smooth, but after all, he was injured, and no matter what, he couldn't completely control the castration.
Liu Bei's heart churned:
"Haha, it's much more uncomfortable than jumping up and down on the wolf......
Ahaha......
It's exciting, let's be more violent......
Oops, there's a tree up ahead, and I'm spinning around......
Ah, a big rock, hiss...... Ahhhh......h
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Looking from a distance, I saw a figure on a mountain, sliding down from above, and the speed was getting faster and faster...... It's dangerous, a boulder in front of you...... Dodged ......
Then, the figure kept turning left and right...... Front and back side roll...... Gradually shrinking into a grunt...... In the end, it turned into a big snowball, the hands and feet disappeared, and the 'Hurumb' flew down......
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The Green Wolf King, the Black Boss and the Little Brother, with a group of younger brothers, stopped their figures, poked their heads and looked down, one by one.
"Arrogant, greasy and greasy!"
"I'll go, this technology, leverage!"
"What a hero, fart!"
"That's it, I've been practicing for many years."
"Boss, it's not practicing, it's practicing us for many years!"
"Yes, huh!"
"Ah, get out of the way...... Uh, hit the tree, can't bear to look at it! ”
"Eh, take back my last sentence, this is not a hero descending, this is a bear rolling mountain!"
"Uh-uh, it looks like I've fallen into a pit......"
"What can I do?"
"Let him die,!"
"Woooooooo
"Agreed."
Liu Bei was cursed by his dog friends and wolf friends, manifested his spirits, and finally lost control of his body.
The outer part of the body was covered with more and more snow, turning into a large round ball, and the hands and feet were gradually buried, and no trace was lost.
"Boom"
A huge snowball, with the momentum of crushing everything and being invincible, fell from the sky.
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within the valley.
The old immortal leans up to his immortal head and lifts his immortal claws, (cough clerical error).
Carrying his own cactus, (poof) there are words in his mouth.
"Old man, I pinched my fingers, just today, there will be someone who is destined to ...... from the sky"
'Boom'
'Crackling'
'Boom Click'
The earth shook and the mountains shook, and a majestic voice came out, vaguely mixed with countless small voices, approaching rapidly.
"Ah...... I, ahhhh......h
The sound was quickly muffled and disappeared into thin air.
'Bang'
'Gollum'
The big snowball smashed into a valley, jumped on the spot a few times, and continued to roll forward before it stopped for a long time.
Liu Bei's five organs were shifted, his blood was churning, and there was a golden light in front of him.
It felt as if it had stopped, Liu Bei endured the swelling pain in his head, the pain all over his body, and pulled hard, trying to drill out of the snowball.
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The old immortal was pinching the mantra and chanting the mantra, when suddenly there was a roaring sound in his ears, and he couldn't help but turn his head to look up, his mouth opened suddenly, and his eyes were stagnant.
Between the cliffs of the valley, a huge snowball, roaring, falling from the sky, rapidly magnifying in the eyes,
The old fairy's eyes were horrified, and as soon as he scolded his mother in his heart, he was smashed by a big snowball on his body, smashed into a 'big' cake, and spread it on the ground.
In the valley, because of the hot springs, where does the snow come from?
As a result, the old immortal's facial features landed on the ground, almost flattened, and the nasal cavity and ear holes were hot, and a stream of blood laboriously overflowed.
A mouthful of fairy blood spurted out of the old fairy's heart, and he scolded his mother in his heart:
"Unlucky, unlucky, I ran into an avalanche......
Uh-huh, fortunately, I have achieved success in cultivation, and if I were someone else, I would have burped and caught a cold......
Hiss, pain......"
The old immortal grinned, crawled out of a pit with the word 'big', and lay on the ground without any image, panting heavily.
is worthy of an old immortal, and in a moment, his breath is stable, and his breath is like a dragon.
Standing up, the old immortal shook his body, swept away the debris, and his eyes looked at the big snowball, and it was round in an instant.
"Huh? Why are you still moving?
It's a pity that I haven't learned the art of dividing objects and can't see clearly.
Could it be that ...... inside?"
The old fairy's eyes lit up, and he took a few steps to the front, and the snake staff in his hand was pulled to help remove the snow.
People are old and fine.
It is not easy for the old immortal to practice for many years, and his heart is clear, but by observing the movement of the big snowball, he draws at the position that seems to be his head, and does not move in other places.
Liu Bei tried his whole body to get out of trouble, but he fell all the way, and the snowball squeezed very porcelain, and he didn't see the effect for a long time.
Liu Bei's face was flushed, his eyes protruded from his sockets, and he was bloodshot, and he was about to be suffocated. ①
Liu Bei began to despair, and he finally paid the price for his ignorance.
Just as Liu Bei was about to wait for death, his eyes became brighter and brighter.
Liu Bei gritted his teeth, and the strength of his whole body surged to his head and slammed forward.
'Puff'
Liu Bei's head drilled out of a snowball, opened his big mouth, and desperately poured air into his mouth.
'Huhuhu'
After the chest and abdomen were much more comfortable, Liu Bei turned his head and looked around.
A two-foot-wide passage leads to the outside of the snowball, and the sun shines outside.
"Well, the beast doesn't have such a high level of intelligence.
That is to be saved. ”
Liu Bei's mind was in a hurry, and he quickly figured it out, feeling a little uncomfortable in his heart:
"But, why don't you keep digging, just dig out my head, what do you want to do? Eating monkey brains?
That's not a good habit. ”
Liu Bei was thinking about it, and it was dark at the entrance of the cave, so he hurriedly looked, and one head was on the snowball surface, looking inside.
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After getting used to the light, both sides could see each other's appearance clearly, both of them were a spirit, and they were all sour.
Liu Bei said in his heart: "He meows a meter, what is this, his eyes are narrow and long, his pupils are erect, and there is a green light."
Could it be that snakes are becoming sperm?
You don't want to eat me.
Alas, it's a beautiful snake, why is it an old man. ”
The old immortal shuddered in his heart:
"Old man, I have lived for six hundred years, and I look so outstanding, at first glance it is a non-human thing, and I have seen it for the first time.
Could it be that this is the person I am waiting for?
But, it's really bad. ”
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A big snowball, digging a hole, inside and outside the hole, staring at each other and being silent for a long time.
No matter how you say it, people have saved themselves first, and they can't lose their manners.
Liu Bei's bloodshot and bloated face struggled to squeeze out a smile, and his mouth opened with great effort:
"Much, thank you for saving me, the kid is grateful, can you help again, let the kid out, and officially thank you."
When the old immortal heard this, he nodded, he is a living human being, so he will help you.
Thinking of this, the old immortal put his hands behind his back, took a deep breath, raised his right leg, and kicked the big snowball fiercely.
"Walk you!"
'Gollum'
The big snowball began a new round of rolling.
Liu Bei was dizzy inside, and his throat and eyes were sour.
"I'm going to go, I can't get it right, as for being so lazy, so crazy."
The old immortal finally let out a sigh of relief, laughed, kicked like a ball, kicked the big snowball, and rolled all the way.
When I got to a spring, I put a lot of effort on my feet.
"Fly, young man!"
'Whoosh'
The big snowball flew up at once, drew a wonderful arc, and smashed into the spring, splashing in all directions.
"I, I'M XXXX, GOO-DONG, GOO-DONG, GOO-DONG, ......"
Liu Bei opened his mouth to scold, but he poured spring water into his mouth at once, and was almost choked to death, so he quickly closed his mouth.
"It's over, I have an injury, and now I'm soaked in water......
Writing books, I'm going to be cold, never to see again. ”
Little Doodoo Lagua:
(1) When a person breathes in the snow, the surrounding snow melts and the space expands, but to a certain extent, it will form a balance with the outside, and it will freeze into ice, blocking the air from the outside.
Everyone knows that reasoning, I'm just idle.