Chapter 18: I Am a Fish

Zhai Longbiao slammed his old fist into Guan Yu's chest, and then laughed, completely ignoring the painful expression on General Guan's face.

"But I am looking forward to your little two, and you and your third brother are in a hurry to die! Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Nie, I promise that I won't dare to touch a finger of the sixth brother in the future, don't cut me with a knife again! ”。

Nie Yunniang's face flushed, and she clenched her fists slightly and said, "Brother Zhai said that he laughed, he offended a lot last time." As for this General Guan, I am not familiar with him, and if you want to beat him in the future, you can call me, and I am willing to help you. ”

Guan Yu frowned angrily and glared at Nie Yunniang. But Yun Niang ignored it and didn't turn her face.

Zhai Longbiao was overjoyed, and said to Guan Yu with a smile: "How is it?" Sixth brother, I couldn't beat you before, but with Miss Nie's help in the future, you won't be my opponent! Hahahaha".

Ruan Wu smiled and waved his hand: "Okay, fourth brother, don't be stupid, it's hell that Miss Nie will help you in a real fight!" The military situation is urgent, I'm sorry for the two of you, I couldn't complete the wedding ceremony as scheduled."

Guan Yu smiled and said, "Don't mention this, let's talk about the situation of the hussar camp." ”

The four of them became serious, and Ruan Wu pointed to a slightly rough map spread out on the table with his hand and said, "After the hussar battalion soldiers left Feihong Pass, they moved quickly. A few days ago, we had seized the Yumen Pass that our army had previously occupied, and opened up the passage from Feihong Pass to Qingzhou Mansion. In the past two days, your fourth brother and I have been discussing sending heavy troops to recapture Yumen Pass and drive out the hussar battalion. ”

Guan Yu looked at the map seriously, thought for a while, and said with a slight smile: "Yumen Pass must be taken back, but not now." Our army had suffered great losses in the hussar battalions, and knew their tactics well. After so many years, they don't know anything about the changes in our strength, so we have to give them a reassurance pill first. In addition, Ma Yu is responsible for guarding Feihong Pass, the gateway of Daqi, and in order to prevent the sudden attack of the grassland tribes, he must hope for a quick victory, shorten the battle line, and return to defense in time. Our army must do the opposite, disperse its forces, lengthen the battle line, lure the enemy deeper, and break through one by one! ”。

Nie Yunniang smiled and nodded: "Yes, two brothers, we have already discussed on the road: we can only lose in the first few battles with the hussar battalion, not win!" Not only can they not see the clues, but they must give them two or three more cities."

Zhai Longbiao patted his head and said, "Fuck! The sixth brother really had a bad stomach. But my Lao Zhai can't fight this battle, he can't win if he loses, what the hell is this?! ”。

Guan Yu hurriedly said: "Fourth brother, don't listen to her, I am not familiar with this General Nie, and I have never discussed any tactics with her." ”

Nie Yunniang turned her head angrily and stared at Guan Yu with big black and white eyes, General Guan turned his face away, and admired the blue sky and white clouds outside the tent with leisurely feelings.

Xiao Chenggui clipped the helmet he took off under his armpit, his black and red face was full of smiles, and he walked into the Chinese army tent.

I saw him clasp his fists and salute, and said to Ma Yu, who was sitting in the big tent commander's seat: "General Qiyu, our army has a strong fighting spirit and is like a bamboo, and today we have captured a bandit city." In this way, in less than a month, the red turban bandits entrenched in Qingzhou can be wiped out. ”

There was no response for half a day. Xiao Chenggui raised his head strangely, but found that Ma Yu after the handsome case closed his phoenix eyes slightly, turned a deaf ear, and thought about it.

"General, general". Xiao Chenggui called softly a few times, and Ma Yu slowly opened his eyes, shook his head with his long hair, and said, "Something is wrong!" According to the news brought back by the fine work sent by our side in the early stage, including the latest intelligence analysis, the red turban bandits entrenched in Pingzhou's lair have sent a reinforcement army, plus the original men and horses of Qingzhou Mansion, the number of enemy troops is nearly double that of our side, how can they be so vulnerable? ”。

Xiao Chenggui breathed a sigh of relief slightly, and said with a smile: "General, this red turban bandit was originally a defeated general of our army. If it weren't for the previous Dazai's obstruction, our army would have scattered their souls long ago, how could it still be today's climate?! It is not surprising that these bandits will be frightened when they hear the name of the hussar camp! ”。

Ma Yu continued to twist his gray beard and shook his head: "That's not right. We did fight, but even the Red Turban bandits were not as vulnerable as they are today, not to mention that they have been fighting for years and years, defeating the Protector Army, and destroying the Black Flag Army, which has the advantage of soldiers and horses, can only get stronger and stronger, how can it get worse and worse? ”。

An adjutant general next to him smiled and stepped forward and arched his hand: "Your Excellency General is too worried!" Who is our army's opponent at Feihong Pass? fierce and treacherous steppe barbarians; Who is the opponent of the Red Turban Bandit? The dizzy Protector Army, and the rabble Black Flag Army! The so-called strong is strong, and weak when weak, they are lucky to succeed, and there is no need to worry, and there is a world of difference between them and the strength of our army. ”

Xiao Chenggui also stepped forward and said, "The last general asks to lead a team of men and horses as a pioneer. If the general has any concerns, he can personally supervise the battle with the army, and go to the front of the battle to see the ridiculous faces of the bandits fleeing from the wind. ”

The hussar pioneer battalion led by Xiao Chenggui encountered the men and horses led by Guan Yu in a wilderness, and General Ma Yu did not supervise the battle with the army.

Both sides had an equal number of men and horses, and they all set up their positions in an orderly manner to prepare for the fight.

To the rumbling drums of war, the hussar battalion charged. In the face of the tsunami-like onslaught of his opponent, Guan Yu's men and horses remained incredibly silent.

When the knights of the hussar battalion rushed into the range of their bows and arrows, the Red Turbans fired thousands of arrows. The hussar battalion soldiers who rushed to the front screamed and fell off their horses, but the knights who followed closely behind were unmoved and still moved forward.

When the archers were unable to play their role, the foot soldiers in the front row of the Red Turban Army suddenly rioted, and some even dropped their weapons and turned around and fled.

"Don't panic, hold on to me! Hold it up for me! ”。 A little white face under the Chinese army shouted hoarsely.

His roar attracted Xiao Chenggui's attention, and he recognized at a glance that this was the little white face who had a black gun in his back back that year, and he couldn't help but itch his teeth with hatred, and he didn't hesitate to lift the lance and kill it.

The men and horses of the two sides collided together and started a fierce fight. In the midst of the chaos, Xiao Chenggui waved his lance and went straight to the little white-faced general. In the panic, Guan Yu's hands trembled slightly and raised his gun to fight.

Xiao Chenggui sneered in his heart while fighting: This little white face who makes a gun, his marksmanship has not improved in the slightest: he pokes and pokes randomly, and there is no order at all. There were a few times when Xiao Chenggui's lance almost took his life, but he was able to avoid it with a panicked expression.

After dozens of moves, Xiao Chenggui suddenly exerted his strength, suddenly changed his moves, and accelerated the speed of his attack. The little white face obviously couldn't bear it anymore, and staggered on the horse. Xiao Chenggui finally seized the fleeting opportunity, and the long lance poked out again, going straight to the other party's eyebrows. The other party screamed "ah", although it was extremely thrilling to dodge, but the helmet was knocked off with a "dang chang".

The little white face was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he shouted left and right: "Ben Shuai is in danger, come and save me!" ”。

A general rushed out on the right side, brandished his knife to block the way of the long lance, and the little white face took the opportunity to flee to the side, still panting in shock. At this time, a general with a gun rushed to Xiao Baimian's side and shouted loudly: "General, our army's formation has been disrupted, and the enemy army is too fierce, it is better to preserve your strength and withdraw your troops!" ”。

Xiao Chenggui turned his head when he heard this, and the other party's men and horses were really staggering, and the formation was chaotic.

Xiao Bai's face was furrowed, and he was obviously hesitating.

The enemy general who was inseparable from Xiao Chenggui and wielding a long knife couldn't help but turn around and shout at this time: "General, the thief general's martial arts are so strong, I can't hold it anymore!" I'm sweating on my forehead! ”。

Xiao Chenggui raised his eyes and looked, the enemy general on the other side was really sweating profusely, desperately parrying, and struggling to cope.

Xiao Chenggui was secretly happy in his heart, he had more strength in his hands, and the speed of wielding the long lance was faster. The opponent's enemy will be in a hurry, gritting his teeth and desperately resisting so as not to be defeated.

At this time, a short and fat general danced two big copper hammers, rushed to the front of the little white face and shouted with a crying voice: "General Guan, we are going to be defeated, while the whole army is not yet annihilated, hurry up and retreat!" ”。 After speaking, he left the little white face and the others, dangled his two little short legs, and galloped away from his horse.

The little white face finally made up his mind, and the six gods shouted ownerlessly: "Mingjin collects the troops, withdraw quickly!" ”。

At an incredible speed, the Red Turban bandit army dropped countless flags and horses, and fled like a low tide.

The thief with the knife shook his two tricks, and in a panic he turned his horse and fled.

Xiao Chenggui laughed secretly in his heart: The master of the fish belly, a group of cowards! Little white face, this time you are lucky to escape quickly, let me meet it next time, and you will take the life of the dog you are waiting for!

The morale of the hussar battalion was greatly boosted, and the shouts of killing shook the heavens and the earth, and the horses chased wildly.

Xiao Chenggui had a lot of thoughts, for fear of being ambushed, so he immediately ordered the poor Kou Mo to chase after him, and Mingjin withdrew his troops.

The hussar battalion rejoiced in collecting the spoils of war that the bandits had discarded in their panic as they fled.

Nie Yunniang, who was riding on a horse and standing on a small hillside watching the battle from afar, couldn't help but laugh out loud, and muttered to herself: "It's so bad to die!" ”。

After the victorious hussar battalion slowly left, Guan Yu led a group of people to join Nie Yunniang on the hillside.

General Guan commented unashamedly: "General Ben's performance is the best, and the heat is very good. Brother Bai Qian and Brother Zhongnian are also good. I especially praised Brother Zhongnian, the sweat was just right, and the filling was also very timely. ”

Du Zhongnian took off his helmet, wiped the sweat from his forehead and said with a wry smile: "General Guan, this work is too tiring!" My sweat is real! ”

Guan Yu smiled and nodded, and said, "Yes, Brother Zhongnian really does a fake show, and he can win the Academy Award!" ”

Zhang Baiqian Qi said: "What is the Oscar? ”

Guan Yu explained: "Oscar is just a group of fools sitting together and pretending to evaluate a group of crazy people. ”

After speaking, his face suddenly changed, and he reprimanded Yao Taihe: "It's only you, a little fat man, your acting skills are too exaggerated." How can we shout so early that we are defeated? Isn't that suspicious? Also, you have to act like you and evacuate with the coach, how can you turn around and run away?! Punish you for drinking two fewer bowls of wine when you return to camp! ”。

Yao Taihe, who had a fat head and big ears, spread his hands, grinned widely, and couldn't cry or laugh.