Shocking
The old part of the city has only four streets, three horizontal and one vertical.
The three horizontal refers to the three streets in the east-west direction, namely Jiefang Street, Jianshe Street, and Landlord Street, which are lined up from south to north.
Ichizong refers to the north-south Xingfu Road that runs through the three streets.
If you look down from the air, you will find that the old town of Liangcheng seems to be in line with the Kun hexagram in the I Ching Bagua, which shows the wisdom of the ancients.
Xiaoshuang was parking at this time and walked into the Happy Birthday Cake Shop on Xingfu Road.
The layout of the store is very simple, enter a business counter, behind the counter is placed a row of display cases, the display cabinet is obliquely placed outward various styles of cake models, easy for customers to see and choose, the model is prominently inserted in the middle of the label, writing the style, taste, and price of this type of cake.
"Welcome! How can I help you? ”
As soon as Xiaoshuang entered the store, he was greeted sweetly by an eighteen or nineteen-year-old waitress behind the counter, with a mechanical stiff smile on her face.
"I'm going to buy a medium-sized birthday cake, you can recommend one," Xiaoshuang also replied with a smile.
The waitress turned from behind the counter and pointed to a few medium-sized cakes in the display case in front of her.
"We have pineapple, papaya, strawberry, chocolate, I don't know which one you need?"
Xiaoshuang scratched his head, thought about it, and remembered that Xiaofang liked to eat pineapples very much, and it was right to choose pineapple-flavored, so he pointed to the pineapple cake in the display cabinet and said, "I want that pineapple-flavored one."
"What is the name written on the cake and how many birthdays it is, we can prepare it for you in advance, so as not to miss it."
How to write it? Xiaoshuang scratched her head again, she didn't notify her of her birthday this time, and she was going to give her a surprise, if she had a good birthday this time, she was ready to propose to her, anyway, she had been talking for so long, so she would be bold and confess her heart.
"Just write to wish my wife a happy birthday, she is twenty-four years old this year"
After Xiaoshuang finished speaking, he looked proud.
"Then please ask Mr. to pay a deposit of seventy yuan first, and come to get the cake at noon tomorrow."
The operator's reminder, Xiaoshuang's heart panicked, and then he remembered that the cake needed to be ordered in advance, but he couldn't just give up this hard-won opportunity, and if he missed today, he could only wait for next year, which was not what Xiaoshuang wanted.
"That's not going to work, I'm going to do it now"
Xiaoshuang demanded a little arrogantly and unreasonably.
"Birthday cakes are to be ordered in advance, sir, you should know this, you want it now, we can't do anything about it, sir."
The salesman said neither humbly nor arrogantly, and it was reasonable, which made Xiaoshuang feel desperate, but he couldn't just give up.
"I'll add money, it's okay to add money, I have an emergency, you help me, help!"
The salesman saw that Xiaoshuang's tone softened, and said to add money, for Grandpa Mao's sake, his tone also eased.
"Since you said to add money, then I'll go to the back and ask the master if he is willing to do it."
With that, he turned around and walked back into the small hallway against the wall of the display case.
Since the salesman said this, it means that there is a show, and it is really money that can make the ghost grind. It seems that this time I am going to be slaughtered happily, but as long as I can get the cake now, it will be worth spending a few extra dollars, Xiaoshuang thought excitedly.
Sure enough, the salesman came out after a while, and said with a smile: "The master agreed, add thirty yuan, and wait for two hours." ”
Xiaoshuang took out a hundred-yuan bill from his pocket and handed it to the salesman and said flatteringly: "You tell the master to hurry up, and he will definitely rush me out before nine o'clock." ”
The salesman nodded, took the money and went to the back, I don't know whether to supervise the work, or to learn technology, Xiaoshuang saw that she didn't come out for a day, so he found a chair to sit on, took out his mobile phone and started the Internet.
Philip Bin is anti-China again, the United States is driving an aircraft carrier to the South China Sea to conduct military exercises with South Korea, the DPRK has carried out another nuclear explosion, and Japan has sent people to the Diaoyu Islands.
The saleswoman handed over the packaged cake, blocking Xiaoshuang's view of her phone.
"Sir, Your Cake"
"Oh, it's done. Thank you! Xiaoshuang politely took the cake. When I returned to the homepage of my mobile phone, the time was 9:25.
"Alas! Oh no, there are only five minutes left", after reading the time, Xiaoshuang hurriedly picked up the cake and ran out, and the salesman came from behind him: "Welcome to the next time." echoes.
I saw a black broken electric car on Xingfu Road, rushing left and right in the crowd of shopping, accompanied by a loud horn sound from time to time.
With a s......queak, the car braked sharply and stopped on the side of Xingji Women's Street south of the intersection of Xingfu Road and Jiefang Street, and almost hit a white BMW X6 parked in front.
Xiaoshuang grabbed the side support of the electric car with one foot, lifted the birthday cake and jumped on the brick road in front of the store about ten centimeters above the street, and raised his head to see a pair of tall men and women coming out of the clothing store with a smile and a smile, which seemed extremely intimate.
Seeing this, Xiao Shuangzhi felt a surge of blood surging towards his head, and angrily rushed over to stop the two.
Xiao Shuang pointed to the elegant and tall man wearing gold wire glasses who was hugging Xiao Fang's waist, and shouted in a trembling voice: "Xiao Fang, who is this little white face?" ”
Xiao Fang obviously didn't expect Xiao Shuang to come tonight, and her eyes looked a little surprised and flustered, but she immediately calmed down and replied:
"My boyfriend!"
"Bang" Xiaoshuang was angry, the muscles of his whole body trembled, slid the cake out of his palm, trembling and pointing at himself and shouting hysterically:
"What about me! Who am I? You tell me, who am I?
”
"You're my ex-boyfriend!" Then he persuaded him: "Xiaoshuang, I don't think we are suitable, you must be able to find someone more suitable for you than me in the future, let's break up!" ”
"Why, why? If you don't say it sooner, you won't say it later, and you will break up at this time, have you ever tested my feelings. ”
Xiaoshuang looked a little out of control, some danced with his hands, no matter how he spoke, tears seeped out of the corners of his eyes.
Xiao Fang was obviously unprepared for this sudden incident, so she just stood in place, lowered her head, and raised her eyes from time to time to look at Xiao Shuang, who was blushing with anger and having a thick neck.
There was such a big commotion here, and suddenly there were people who were shopping for clothes, and those who passed by after dancing the square dance and exercising, and came to see the excitement in twos and threes.
The man with glasses saw that Xiao Fang was at a loss, and was so stunned by Xiao Shuang that he couldn't speak, so he thought about helping his girlfriend out of the siege, and stretched out his right hand to push Xiao Shuang.
"Xiaofang is now my person, you hurry up and get out of Lao Tzu, be careful ......."
"Bang"
Before the glasses man could finish his words, an angry straight punch crossed Xiao Fang's shoulder and smashed into the bridge of the glasses man's nose.
The man with glasses was shot out by a punch under Hao's defenselessness, lying on the ground on all fours, like a turtle on his back, scratching out with his feet facing the sky, trying to turn over. The gold-rimmed glasses on his eyes also flew away, and two shades of red flowed out from under his nostrils, like two small streams, flowing slowly.
Dare to dig the corner of Lao Tzu's wall, even if you are the king of heaven Lao Tzu, today the lord will beat you all over the ground to find teeth, press you to the ground and rub you, otherwise you really don't know that Ma Wang Ye has three eyes.
Xiaoshuang turned his heart sideways, and swept the copycat Bruce Lee sportswear on his body from the waist over his head, and threw it on the ground casually, revealing his round little belly, and he moved forward bare-chested, with a fierce spirit.
Xiao Fang flashed and inserted herself between the two, obviously to maintain the little white face.
"What are you going to do?"
"Get out of the way, or I'll fight you." Xiaoshuang roared with red eyes.
"Come on, then! Hit me! I'll just stand here and let you fight it. ”
"Ah......h
Although this woman has betrayed herself now, her education over the years has told her that she must not beat a woman, she must not!
By this time, the man with glasses had already gotten up from the ground and walked this way.
"You little ruffian, no one has ever dared to beat me in Liangcheng."
"Lao Tzu is fighting a hypocrite like you, don't hide behind a woman if you have the ability, let the horse come!"
Xiaoshuang squatted and walked provocatively.
The man with glasses touched a handful of nosebleeds and rushed over angrily.
Xiaoshuang waited solemnly and shouted in his heart: "It's just right." ”
If he doesn't rush over and hit himself, he won't have a reason to fight back. The reason why he dared to do it just now was because the glasses man pushed himself, and in the eyes of others, it was the glasses man who made the first move, so that even if he entered the game, Xiaoshuang also occupied the theoretical high ground, and the punishment would be lighter.
Unexpectedly, Xiaofang turned around and stretched out her hand, stopped Jin Youcai, and pushed him towards the BMW.
"If you have money, let's go, don't pay attention to people like him"
Jin Youcai leaned forward, as if he was advancing, but his steps were two steps back and backwards, until he retreated to the side of the car door, opened the door and said a cruel word.
"Little ruffian, you wait for Lao Tzu"
was pushed into the car by Xiaofang and closed the door.
A clear-eyed person knew at a glance that Jin Youcai was scared of being punched, and with him as a man, it was impossible for a woman to be stopped by Xiaofang, just to find a decent step in front of so many people.
"I'll wait for you here, what's the matter, you can still eat me."
Xiaoshuang didn't give up, seeing that the car had started, he sounded a few horns, dispersed the crowd of onlookers in front of the car, and slowly moved forward. I didn't understand my hatred, and I saw the cake on the ground at a glance.
"Smack"
The cake exploded on the glass window of the moving car, bringing up the splash of cream, and the air was immediately filled with a fragrance of pineapple mixed with cream, and the crowd who watched the excitement were stained, but looking at Xiaoshuang's angry frame, most of them dared not speak, for fear that Xiaoshuang would vent his unfinished anger on his body, and he would suffer from unwarranted disasters.
"Young man, go quickly, that Jin Youcai is not something you can afford to mess with."
In front of Xiao Shuang's eyes, a kind old man wearing a Tai Chi shirt and carrying a Tai Chi sword on his back persuaded, obviously knowing the details of Jin Youcai, but he was reluctant to say more. After all, he is not related to Xiaoshuang, and he is also dedicated to persuasion.
Xiao Shuang gave a kind look, nodded, and prepared to put on his clothes and go back.
"Hey, why are you so immoral!"
An incongruous female voice came from behind Xiaoshuang.
"Are you underwhelmed
。 ”
Xiaoshuang responded casually and turned around.
I saw a square dance aunt, generally thick from top to bottom, like a gas canister, wearing colorful clothes, holding two handkerchiefs in one hand, and crossing her waist with both hands, standing there forever.
"Come on! Let the horses come! The old lady is waiting for you. ”
Xiaoshuang looked at this posture and stopped talking. Xiaoshuang, who is familiar with ancient books, knows very well how many Liangshan heroes are folded in the hands of the aunt, how can he fight, he hurriedly picked up the clothes on the ground, and rode away in a gray manner.
"Fight with the old lady, you are still a little tender"
"Ha, ha, ha.........
”
There was a burst of unbridled laughter from the crowd behind them.
Xiaoshuang felt as if the whole world was laughing at him
。
"Oh my God! What's wrong with me, I just want to find a good job, earn a few small money to support my family, marry a wife and have children, do my filial piety, spend my old age for my parents, and provide for the elderly, why is it so difficult!
”
Thinking of this, Xiaoshuang picked up a bottle of Shanshui beer and blew on the bottle.
He really didn't have the heart to think about the gold and wealth at this time.