Respect the 185th chapter of the mountain ghost to pray for blessings (please pay attention to the WeChat of 孑 and not 2)

The "Taichu Calendar" has not yet been truly implemented, so the astronomers of the Great Han Kingdom are very depressed.

Then, he came up with a good way to promote the "Taichu Calendar", that is, the New Year.

Nian is a beast of prey, specializing in eating children, and can also bring disasters to the world, and everyone must defend against it.

Facts have proved that the means of falling into Hong are successful, whether it is the first day of the first month, or the second day of February, or the third day of March in the "Taichu Calendar...... Until September 9, these days are the days of the extreme sun.

It is not a good day to celebrate, but a time for everyone to resist disasters in various ways.

In the Han Kingdom, where witches are rampant, people's belief in witches has reached a very high level.

Ten days before the first day of the first lunar month, Liu Po and Liang Weng went to Luoxia Mountain to invite a god and witch who could fly sand and stones to come to the Yun clan to pray for everyone.

In order to show their reverence, the two of them drove the carriage with dry food on their backs, and the two servants and two craftsmen went to the mountain on foot.

At the same time, he also took away a box of money, two sheep, and a donkey from the Yun family.

On the first day of the first lunar month, the witch called the mountain ghost came, and the moment Yun Lang saw the witch, his eyes were about to fall.

As for Cao Xiang, Li dared to drool, only Huo Quzhi was still cold, and he didn't have any intention of being moved in the face of a naked beauty.

Yun Lang was dressed as thick as a bear, this mountain ghost beauty was only covered with a light veil, and the two red grains on her chest seemed to attract the soul of a man, walking barefoot on the snow, like walking on the softest carpet.

Gillian, a boring person who was holding a little tiger, glanced at the mountain ghost invited by the Yun family, and after asking in detail how much courtesy was given, he said, "It's okay." ”

Yun Lang asked Gillian in a low voice: "Isn't she too cold?" ”

Gillian glanced at Yunlang and said: "When the ghosts and gods possess the body, it is called cold, if their bodies are warm, that yin god dares to go up?" ”

Da Changqiu said with a smile on the side: "These women themselves are extremely yin people, walking in the mountains and wilderness on weekdays, with tigers and wolves as companions, blind dates with birds, thirsty for morning dew, hungry for food and clouds, and intersecting with heaven and man in the dark, not to be blasphemed." ”

Gillian threw the little tiger to the palace maid, took off the silk gloves on her hand, reached out and grabbed the hand of the mountain ghost and said, "There are no senior seniors in this family, so I will entertain you." ”

The mountain ghost nodded slightly, and followed Gillian to the room prepared by the Yun family for the mountain ghost.

Cao Xiang swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "Your family can invite such a mountain ghost with that little money?" Have you seen it, her skin and flesh are almost transparent, and the whole person is like a jade beauty carved out of jade, cold and cold, I don't know what it feels like to hold it in my arms. ”

As soon as the words fell, the back of his head was slapped hard by Da Changqiu, Cao Xiang knew that he was speechless, so he quickly shrunk his neck and didn't dare to say a word, hiding behind Yun Lang and peeking at Da Changqiu.

"I don't know what to do, I don't respect ghosts and gods, and I expect you to have a lot of reverence for Your Majesty? Hum! ”

Da Changqiu was not only dissatisfied with Cao Xiang, but even Liu Po, who bowed to Cao Xiang on weekdays, Liang Weng glared angrily.

Obviously, the status of the mountain ghost is very high, even if it is dressed in immorality, it is a very normal thing for everyone.

Li Kang was very happy, obviously he also wanted to say what Cao Xiang said just now, and now he has the answer. The advantage of having a bad friend is that he can do the wrong thing before himself, and then step on the corpse of the bad friend to live a good life.

As soon as the first month of the first month arrived, spring officially began, but the heavy snow outside was still flying, indicating that the second year of Yuanshuo would be a bumper harvest year.

The most joyful thing about a huge Zhuangzi is that there are many people, and even the most humble celebration will set off a great climax.

The Yun family itself has nearly 500 people, plus more than 800 Yulin soldiers, and more than 500 Changmen palace guards, nearly 2,000 people crowd the Nuoda grain field.

Gillian also brought the palace maids, eunuchs, and guards in the Changmen Palace to play with the Yun family.

In a place convenient to see the excitement, Da Changqiu spread a thick woolen carpet, and put a huge soft collapse on the carpet, and finally, Gillian wearing a white fox fur wore a fur hat and lay lazily on the soft couch, just on the wooden shelf at her feet, there were four burning charcoal basins.

In order to reward the servants who have worked hard for a year, the Yun family has prepared a huge amount of food today, especially all kinds of pastries, which are the only ones that everyone has ever seen in their lives.

Yunjia's pastries are actually white flour steamed buns, white bread, millet buns, millet cakes, white rice cakes, fried twist flowers, fried fritters, noodles, hard-boiled eggs, fried eggs, pickled salted eggs, salted duck eggs, and some braised meat, some fresh vegetables that can be eaten as fruits.

The steamed bun is inlaid with some red dates, the bad is inlaid with some red dates, and the millet bun is also inlaid with some red dates...... Then, these things become very high-end pastries, which are not only beautiful to the touch, but also delicious.

Gillian grabbed the steamed red dates on the steamed buns, and ate four or five in a row before asking Yunlang: "The cost is not thin, right?" ”

Yun Lang shook his head and smiled: "Don't talk about the cost when you're happy." ”

Gillian took another twist flower and took a bite and said, "Crispy, huh?" Not meat oil? ”

"Soybean oil, most of it is soybean oil, and a little bit of rapeseed oil, the family has planted less rapeseed this year, and next year I am going to sprinkle some seeds in the field, and the government will want you to come out, lest I be arrested by Zhang Tang and go to Chang'an to parade the streets."

Gillian nodded and said: "The matter of sprinkling a handful of seeds on the wasteland is all for an extra bite of food to eat, who dares to ask?" ”

"There are some things that you can do appropriately, and it will be miserable if I want to do it, haven't you heard that the former prime minister Tian Wei occupied a little wasteland and was dismissed from office?"

"Tian Wei, when some people deserve to die, even if they take the wrong step, it is a reason to kill them, and people who don't deserve to die are okay with anything."

"You should send someone to sow the seeds, I'm really afraid."

After eating the twist flowers, Gillian wiped her mouth elegantly and said: "It's right to have awe, if you don't have awe, you should kill it, this kind of person is a scourge to keep it."

Anyway, I will send people to sow the seeds, and I will also send people to harvest them, and I will give me half of the harvest, and I will also get some vegetable oil to eat, and eat too much meat oil to grow my stomach. ”

"Why didn't you see Dongfang Shuo?" After Yun Lang talked to Gillian about planting rape indiscriminately in the spring, he looked around to find Dongfang Shuo.

"What are you doing when you don't finish it, you can't see it, this Dongfang Shuo is still very capable.

Let me ask you, is it your idea for Nagato Palace to collect the coal and stone of those savages and sell it? ”

Yun Lang nodded and said: "Dongfang Shuo is a talent, and he needs a reason to rise. ”

Gillian smiled: "That's the wrong person, I don't interfere in the government now is the best way to protect myself, more than two thousand official positions need to be appointed by His Majesty personally, I don't have the ability, and I can't do it."

The real culpability of the Tian Wei you just mentioned is not that he has encroached on the land for the mausoleum of the former emperor, but that he has acted recklessly, so that His Majesty needs to wait until he completes his appointment to appoint an official position.

If such a person is not killed early, will he wait for the festival?

If Dongfang Shuo can handle the matter of buying and selling coal and stones, and then build that small town, His Majesty will naturally be able to see his talent, and will naturally give him a higher official position to display his talent.

If you can't even do this little thing, you'd better die of this heart.

Okay, now that I'm done, don't stand in my way to watch the mountain ghosts and pray for blessings. ”

When the graceful figure of the mountain ghost appeared on the screen window, the party was about to begin.

Seeing the mountain ghost writhing his body casually in the house, Yun Lang understood one thing - the witch dance!

No wonder Liu Po, Liang Weng has no problem with the exaggerated dress of mountain ghosts, no matter what era, artists can always get more tolerance.

As soon as it got dark, Liang Weng couldn't wait to light a huge bonfire.

Two strong men with torches were naked, with two silk silks tied around their waists, and a large leather bag behind their waists.

Yun Lang listened to Gillian's screaming, and for the first time felt that this world was not bad.

The tiger was very puzzled, lying between Yun Lang and Huo Quai, very dissatisfied with the guy wearing his mask, but seeing that this guy would make a big canopy of flames, he lay on the spot and didn't dare to move.

The mountain ghost is a good match for the tiger, and I have long heard that when the mountain ghost walks in the mountains, her mount is a fierce tiger, or a giant bear, so when the mountain ghost appears and begins to twist his waist, his eyes always fall on the tiger.

Yun Lang understands the mood of the mountain ghost at this time, if she has a tiger as a companion, it is estimated that the Yun family will invite her to perform on the stage, and it will probably cost ten times more money to succeed.

However, she soon set her eyes on the body of a little tiger lying at Gillian's feet, this little tiger was chained to it, and it was about to be trained by Gillian to become a dog.

"If someone is in the mountains, he will be taken by Xue Lixi. is both embarrassed and smiling, Zi Muyu is good at smiling. Take the red leopard from the civet dog, and the Xinyi car is tied to the laurel flag. was taken by Shi Lanxi to Du Heng, and he was left behind. The rest of the secluded place will never see the sky, and the road will be dangerous and difficult to come alone. The table is independent of the mountain, and the clouds are tolerant and down. The day is dark......

I don't know how it happened, the mountain ghost just started singing, but Gillian started singing first, and she sang well.

Seeing that the nobleman was interested, the mountain ghost stopped singing, but came to the master's seat, waving his white gauze sleeves and dancing more and more vigorously.

A faint voice sounded in Yun Lang's ears: "The mountain ghost was originally a loveless resentful woman...... It's not bad for Gillian nobles to have such a feeling. ”

Yun Lang turned his head and saw Dongfang Shuo sitting behind him, drinking wine and tea, which seemed to be very leisurely.

"Riding the red leopard from the civet dog, I like this sentence very much, you think, a beautiful woman riding a tiger...... How? Wrong? ”

Yun Lang saw that Dongfang Shuo's eyes were wrong halfway through speaking, and hurriedly asked.

Dongfang Shuo snorted and looked at Yun Lang disdainfully: "Lend you a word, to your sister!"

This phrase means that the strong mountain people are driving away the red leopard and chasing the spotted tiger.

It was the men who showed off their physical skills and asked for merit from the beautiful "mountain ghosts", how did your teacher explain to you that the mountain ghosts like to walk on the mountain streams on tigers and leopards?

For that reason alone, a certain family thinks that your teacher is not good enough to go there. ”