Chapter Seventy-Six: Skin

"Dad, I have another name for this Buddha jumping over the wall, so I'll make a perfect tonic soup." Li Tai began to talk nonsense again: "This soup, nourishing the body and raising people, men drink women know, women drink beds know, men and women drink and neighbors know." ”

"A-Niang, drink more, drink more, beautify your face." Li Tai gave a big bowl to the eldest grandson queen and said: "Mother, after drinking this soup, my aunt is the most beautiful woman in the world, and she will definitely be able to fascinate Daddy's fans, and let some fox spirits know that Ah Niang will always be the queen of the Tang Dynasty!" ”

As he spoke, Li Tai glanced at the other woman with bad intentions.

What he said was really unkind, a little pampered and arrogant.

Although I am also a big radish, I am still very dissatisfied with Li Shimin's big radish, you said that you have such a virtuous wife and a filial son like me, why are you still messing with flowers and grass everywhere, what a big radish.

"You, you." Empress Eldest Sun smiled very satisfied, picked up the spoon, took it gently, took a sip, and then her eyes lit up.

That's right, except for herself, all the women who are close to the second brother are vixens!

In the past, Empress Changsun disdained to compete with these people for favor, but what these people are doing today makes Empress Changsun very dissatisfied.

If it were any other woman, they would have been swept out.

The soup is sweet and refreshing, and it is really a treat.

"It's delicious, it's delicious, I didn't expect my green finch to have such ability." Empress Eldest Sun is very happy.

Everyone has a son, but your son is compared with my son, obviously my son wins, see no, what this palace drinks is not soup, it is the son's filial piety!

"It's really delicious, Qingque has a heart." Li Shimin stroked his beard with satisfaction and said. It was the first time he had drunk such delicious food.

The concubines next to them listened, their hearts were full of envy and jealousy, and their saliva was also left.

"Come, this big bowl belongs to Sister Xiangcheng, Sister Xiangcheng, you are too thin, you have to drink one more bowl. In the future, if Xiao Rui's kid dares to bully you, you just tell me, and I will help you get angry. Li Tai gave the eldest sister Xiangcheng a bowl.

"This bowl is beautiful, my eldest sister, you have to eat more, otherwise you will be bullied by the big fat man of Changsun Chong in the future, come on."

"This bowl is my lovely sister Gao Yang, Gao Yang, it's not for my brother to say you, don't worry, don't worry, add an extra egg to you."

"This bowl belongs to my beautiful eldest daughter-in-law, drink more, and give my father and mother a grandson next year."

"This bowl belongs to my lovely little daughter-in-law, little daughter-in-law, my lovely and beautiful little daughter-in-law, you can eat more, we will have a child of the army in the future."

“……”

Li Tai smiled and distributed soup to many people present, such a big pot Buddha jumped over the wall, naturally it was impossible to eat, so the younger brothers and sisters were given a bowl, and the mouth was really greasy.

However, I don't know whether Li Tai forgot it, or deliberately, and didn't give a bowl to Li Shimin's concubines who came to see the excitement.

Not to mention a bowl, not even a bite.

Those concubines were smelling the fragrant smell next to them, watching the people next to them eating, and their saliva was dripping.

It's not to go, it's not to stay.

Li Shimin looked at it, and he couldn't stand it anymore.

He looked at Li Tai and said, "Qingque, it's better to be happy alone than to be happy with everyone." ”

"Dad, in fact, I like to eat alone after all." Li Tai rolled his eyes, finished the bowl and filled himself with another bowl.

"Qingque, there are so many, you should honor and honor your aunts." Li Shimin said with a straight face.

"No more!" Li Tai said.

"Are you blind to me?" Li Shimin's eyes widened, obviously there are so many, I have seen them all!

"Karma...... Bah! Li Tai spit directly into the jar with a mouthful of saliva, then looked at Concubine Yin and the others, and said, "Do you still eat?" ”

"You...... You...... Damn it! ”

Seeing Li Tai like this, Concubine Yin and the others turned blue one by one, and their foreheads were about to burst blue.

Abominable, abominable, abominable!

You've spat in it, who can eat it?

It's too much to deceive, too much to deceive!

It's too indifferent to us!

"Don't eat it? Sentimental! Li Tai said with a smile: "If you don't eat, then these will be rewarded to Li Zhong and Li Cheng, they have helped me a lot today." ”

Li Tai was very proud.

Let me see Lao Tzu's jokes, huh!

Let you be sarcastic!

Let you look down on the master!

Hum!

"Qingque, manly man, it's not good to hold grudges too much. Older men should be broad-minded. Li Shimin shook his head and said, his son is fine, but he is too stingy and resentful, which is not good.

It's so nonsense, it's a bit lawless!

However, it seems that from Li Tai's body, Li Shimin saw what he looked like when he was young.

Li Shimin is not a person who follows the rules, if he follows the rules, the old Li family will not be able to be the emperor.

"Dad, don't worry, I'm not a grudge, child." Li Tai showed a bright smile on his face and said, "It's generally revenge, I'll take revenge on the spot!" ”

"Like me, like me, hahaha......" Li Shimin laughed loudly, how similar is his son's personality to himself?

Now that he has successfully lost weight, he is exactly the same as when he was young.

"Your Majesty!"

Concubine Yin and the others looked at Li Shimin with a look of grievance.

"Okay, okay, a few of you go and order the imperial dining room, make another dish of this dish, and then send it to the concubines' bedrooms." Li Shimin said helplessly.

"Your Majesty, this ...... This ......," a royal chef standing next to him looked a little embarrassed.

"What's so hard to say? What King Wei did just now, don't you all remember? Li Shimin's brows furrowed slightly. If your own son can make it, can't you experienced chefs make it?

"Back to Your Majesty, we have already remembered, but the production of this Fushouquan requires a lot of materials, and everything takes a long time to prepare, just put it in the wine vat to stew, it took two hours." The waiting imperial chef next to him showed a hint of grievance on his face, and said, "Moreover, most of the ingredients have been sent to the Wei Palace. ”

"Qingque, what are you going to do with the ingredients?" Li Shimin looked at Li Tai, what kind of moth is this kid doing?

"Feed the dogs, feed the pigs, feed the chickens, feed the ducks, feed the geese, feed the cows, feed the sheep, feed the horses, feed the donkeys." Li Tai said lightly.

Even if I don't eat it, I won't give it to you!