Chapter 31 The teacher is not good
Tang Wannian, the king of Pingnan of Great Chu, who was determined to win, never expected that in the first confrontation with the remnants of the Ma family army who fled back to his hometown in a hurry, his own men and horses would lose their troops and generals.
The cannon roared, and in the smoke of gunpowder, the arrogant Great Chu people shouted and launched a fierce attack on the camp of the Ma family's army.
In the opposite camp, the "hairy worm" sitting firmly on the horse did not show any panic on his face. I saw him brushing his beard in one hand, holding the long knife in the other, and squinting slightly at the other party's fierce and rushing people. In his eyes, it was as if those who rushed over were not people, but a group of hungry and crazy little wolf cubs.
Behind him, Ma Rushuang, who was dressed in military uniform, had a solemn face, a spear lying across the saddle bridge, and there was no timidity or hesitation in his eyes, but he showed a bit of sassy and heroic.
Under the crackling banner of the Chinese army, Ma Chengen's eyes erupted with unconcealed anger, staring at the opponent's every move, and when the enemy rushed into the range of the bow and crossbow, he did not hesitate to wave his raised right hand down. Almost at the same time, tens of thousands of black-feathered arrows roared into the sky, pouring down on the oncoming enemy soldiers.
Amid the neighing of people shouting horses, the Da Chu cavalry who rushed to the front fell off their horses one after another, and stopped breathing in an instant.
Seeing the signal of his own Chinese army to counterattack, the "hairy worm" suddenly raised the snowy long knife in his hand and shouted: "Kill!" He rushed out first.
This once desolate and lonely land suddenly became lively like a cauldron boiling on a fire.
Guan Yu, the tired king of Dachu Dingbei, returned to his brand new official residence in the capital, which was spacious, bright, quiet and serene. But because there is no hostess, it always seems empty, and there is less fireworks in the world. The servants followed Dazai-sama's instructions and had already cleaned everything spotlessly, but Guan Yu didn't bother to check it, so he went straight to the bedroom and fell asleep.
In a daze, suddenly a soft call came from his ears, Guan Yu rubbed his eyes, and got up in a hurry.
In front of the bed stood Liu Qian, dressed in a bright yellow robe, in the dim moonlight, I saw that his eyes were prominent, his face was blue, and his thick lips were purple and black.
Guan Yu was taken aback, looked closely, and turned out to be the imperial brother, and hurriedly asked, "Big brother, are you not dead?" Second brother, why did he lie to me?! ”。
The cheekbones on Liu Qian's face, which was blue and gray under the moonlight, were very prominent, and he was obviously much thinner than before. The two branched broom eyebrows drooped weakly, and grinned: "He has not deceived you, but do you know who I am victimized by?" ”。
Guan Yu shook his head vigorously in confusion.
Liu Qian was still grinning at the corners of his mouth, with a weird miserable smile on his face, but he no longer spoke, but suddenly lifted the bright yellow imperial robe, revealing the ugly body covered underneath.
Under the bright imperial robe, the founding emperor of Dachu turned out to be naked from top to bottom. What's even more terrifying is that under his slightly fat, slightly bulging belly, between his legs, there is nothing, obviously castrated!
The creepy Guan Yu jumped up from the bed in shock, but suddenly found that the Great Chu Emperor in front of him had disappeared. Looking out the window, it was just dawning, and it turned out that everything just now was just a nightmare. How could you have such a ridiculous and strange dream? Guan Yu held his chin with one hand, wiped the sweat from his forehead with the other, lowered his head and frowned, puzzled.
In the midst of the chaos, Ma Jiajun fiercely held the knife shaft with both hands and waved the long knife in his hand, shouting and screaming, while wantonly slashing and killing the soldiers of the Chu army without mercy. There were two unconvinced Chu army generals who saw that there was no one in his eyes, so they rushed forward angrily, but unfortunately their skills were not as good as others, and they failed to go through dozens of moves to become the ghost of the "hairy worm". The rest of the soldiers were frightened by his bravery and ferocity, and they turned their horses to the side, avoiding it.
One of the generals under Tang Wannian, the king of Pingnan, threw his dripping eyes on Ma Rushuang, who was not far behind the "hairy worm". He thought to himself: That knife thief will be too violent, and I guess it will be in vain if I go up. It's better to take advantage of the chaos to clean up the handsome girl behind him who has a spear in her hand and has not dried up! In this way, you can save your life, and second, you can also make meritorious service and receive rewards, isn't it the best of both worlds?
Thinking of this, he quickly turned the horse's head, let the arrogant "hairy worm" look at the hole, raised the double gong in his hand, and slaughtered Ma Rushuang with his teeth and claws.
Ma Rushuang, who was dressed in military uniform, had a face sinking like water, gritted his silver teeth, and had a deep hatred in his heart, dancing the spear in his hand to be haunting, and treating the swarming Dachu officers and soldiers as if they were mustard, and he was ruthless. Although this was the first time in her life that she participated in a bloody battle, she was calm and relaxed, and she did not panic at all.
is committing suicide, and suddenly feels a huge shadow rushing towards him with bad intentions, wrapped in a dignified murderous aura.
Ma Rushuang didn't dare to slack off at all, and shook the reins lightly to dodge the horse, and the subordinate of King Pingnan fell into thin air, and he was very angry in his chest. He gritted his teeth and cursed viciously in a low voice, turning the horse's head and attacking Ma Rushuang again, who was weak and weak. He thought to himself: Although this dead girl was lucky enough to escape Lao Tzu's killing, as the saying goes, if you can hide from the first day, you can't hide from fifteen. Even if Lao Tzu can't kill you with a blow, he will scare you to death!
What greatly surprised him was that when Ma Rushuang saw the coming general, instead of dodging anymore, she frowned slightly, "Pu Leng" shook the spear red cherry in her hand, and killed him without saying a word.
The general wondered in his heart: Is there really anyone who is not afraid of death? Lao Tzu looked at this little girl and looked handsome, and it was a pity to shoot her to death! Wouldn't it be better if he could be captured alive and presented to the king? If the prince is happy and generously gives her back to me, won't the general get both people and money? Ha ha.
After the fight, the general quickly took the initiative to revise his previous thoughts: Damn, it seems that Lao Tzu really thought too much just now! It doesn't matter if she is dead or alive, let's make sure that she can be invincible before saying anything else!
The cold, cruel and bloody facts prove once again: he still thinks too much!
The horse circled, and walked for more than a dozen rounds, only to see that Rushuang girl's eyes were suddenly like electricity, her jade wrist was flipped, and the spear in her hand seemed to be possessed by an elf.
What the hell is this? The general stretched his neck and widened his eyes, but he didn't dare to stop at all, and hurriedly waved his hands to dial those seemingly small and delicate plum petals. To his great shock, he failed to hit any of them, only to hear a sharp "poof". Looking down, it made him even more creepy: he was wrapped in layers of armor, and his muscular upper body disappeared out of thin air! A large hole appeared in the place where it should have been breast, and this is not counting, one arm holding an iron shovel fluttering in the air, like a bird that has finally been freed, but does not know where it wants to fly.
Gao Ming, who was covered in enemy blood, urged the horse to rush to Frost'er's side with a knife, and saw the corpse of the enemy general who was trying to sneak attack Frost'er fall straight down his horse. The bearded guard raised his hand to wipe a handful of blood splattered on his face, and under his thick beard, he let out a long breath of hot air from his mouth, and quietly bared his white teeth, revealing an imperceptible smile.
After a moment's pause, he opened his eyes again, roared, and raised his sword and leaped to kill the enemy.
Under the banner of the Chinese army in the Great Chu camp, Tang Wannian, the king of Pingnan, who was watching the battle from a distance on horseback, turned from white to blue, and became more and more ugly. The scene in front of him made him quite dissatisfied, and even angry. Not only does our side have dozens of artillery pieces, but we also have an absolute advantage in the number of men and horses, and we actually fight like this? Let this king have the face to play the royal brother?!
Without hesitation, he ordered the "Suzaku General" Qiu Shengrong to lead all his troops to press up, and at the same time secretly gritted his back molars, and quietly took off the long knife hanging on the side of the saddle bridge, waiting for the necessary time to plan to go into battle in person.
Qiu Shengrong, the "Suzaku General" who received the order, did not dare to slack off at all, shook the steel fork in his hand and led his soldiers to rush into the battlefield where people shouted and horses neighed.
In fact, this General Qiu also has bitter words in his heart, and the soldiers under his command were personally ** by General Yan, and their combat effectiveness was not bad. It's just that since the battle of Xiaoshan, these generals who were full of confidence and swore to defend the Great Qi Dynasty suddenly became prisoners of the enemy inexplicably, and everyone was very depressed.
With the collapse of the Great Qi Dynasty in an instant, from top to bottom, the officers and soldiers were full of doubts: Why are we fighting? Who is the thief and who is orthodox? Is Lao Tzu a red scarf bandit or a great Qi king? But his grandmother's Qi is gone......
As a result, many people completely slacked off, no one practiced desperately, and the big guys drank and had fun all day long, drunk and dreamed of death, and got by. Now, he was forcibly dragged to this desolate place where birds don't and fought with a group of desperate bandits, what did he want? For whom? I'm afraid only ghosts know!
In any case, since you are in the middle of the battlefield, saving your life is the first priority! His elite division of King Pingnan of Chu said that he was fighting side by side with our army, but why did he let us charge forward every time? Why?!
The sweaty "hairy worm" was rising up, and suddenly saw another wave of enemy soldiers shouting and killing and rushing towards him, he raised his hand to wipe the sweat on his forehead, and pursed the corners of his mouth contemptuously: Isn't it just because there are many people? Lao Tzu kills one when he sees one, and kills one pair when he sees one!
Seeing that Qiu Shengrong, the "Suzaku General" who rushed up, unceremoniously blocked his way, both of them didn't say a word, one raised his knife, the other showed his steel fork, and at the same time tried his best, gritting his teeth and fighting to the death.
In the sound of the rumbling war drums, sand and rocks flew on the battlefield, and people could be seen everywhere turning on their backs, and flesh and blood were flying. Thousands of young and fresh beings fell to the ground in an instant, unable to sleep for a long time. Until a few years later, in this originally desolate land, whenever the wind blows, you can still see the bones buried in the dust and sand bare.