Everyone applauded wildly for the fact that a woman can hold up half the sky, and felt that this immortal disciple not only knew a lot but was also very funny, and he was really a wonderful person. Even if Lu Zhe said this sentence very seriously.

You don't know what's going to happen! Seeing that Lianying Liu smiled and bent over, Lu Zhe suddenly had a feeling of throwing his flattering eyes to the blind man, I will help you talk and you will still treat it as a joke, these fish-lipped ancients, what do you know! In a few decades, China's first female emperor will be thick, and in another thousand years, women can not only hold up half the sky, but also almost overwhelm men, most Chinese men have to suffer from a terrible disease of strict wife control, if you want to say a word about the female protagonist inside and the male protagonist outside, just wait to be sprayed by Weibo pastoral feminism. The ancients who had no foresight not only did not admire this famous quote of mine, but also regarded this sentence as the funniest joke of the year, which is really a fish lip.

Hehe, ancient people. Lu Zhe sneered. A kind of prophetic sorrow and depression arose, but thinking that they really didn't know what was going to happen in the next few decades, Lu Zhe generously decided to forgive these short-sighted ancients and turned his attention to the dinner table.

"It smells so good!" A piece of carp meat in the shape of a butterfly was put into his mouth, feeling the tenderness and juiciness of the fish meat, the slight spiciness, and Lu Zhe's satisfied expression. There is no pollution in this world, even if freshwater fish is used for sashimi, there is no problem at all.

At the filmmaker's dinner today, there is a plate of fish belly, the snow-white fish meat is cut into thin slices like cicada wings, the knife work is excellent, each slice is in the shape of a butterfly, spread in a lacquer plate with ice, with perilla and ginger shreds, just sprinkle a little bit of refined salt, the taste is delicious enough.

So, Lu Zhe, who loved to eat sashimi in his previous life, ate a lot of it very unproductively.

After eating, under the request of everyone's wall cracking, Lu Zhe told the latest chapter of Journey to the West, because of the Chinese New Year, so Lu Zhe deliberately chose the chapter of Golden Horn and Silver Horn to talk about it more happily, in the process of talking, he also deliberately imitated some of the actions and demeanor of the Monkey King in the childhood TV series, which made everyone laugh, and the first time I heard Lu Zhe talk about Journey to the West, Mu Zhong, Shadow Snake and Shadow Heron, his expression was even more exciting.

"The sect master is really talented." Mu Zhong said in heartfelt admiration.

So, at the strong request of his sister and the filmmaker Little Lori Xiao Zhengtai, Lu Zhe returned to the scene again, considering the acceptance of everyone present, Lu Zhe did not tell the story of Yu Qian'er's father, but told one of Mr. Liu Baorui's classic stand-up - "Yellow Toad".

But he underestimated the extent to which the ancients of the world were resistant to jokes. Everyone, even Mu Zhong, when they heard this stand-up comedy, they completely ignored the manners and laughed back and forth. Several women in the Ying family laughed so much that they couldn't straighten their waists, holding their stomachs and only shouting pain.

"My yellow toad will die in this bowl today." Stand-up comedy has been spoken for a long time, and I don't know who comes up with a line inside, which will cause everyone in the room to burst into laughter again.

"Should I start a Datang version of the X-Cloud Club?" Looking at everyone's performance, Lu Zhe inexplicably felt that he had the talent to speak cross talk. So under the audience's applause, Lu Zhe returned some small jokes, and the air was suddenly filled with a joyful atmosphere.

The pleasant night passed.

Early the next morning, Mu Zhong, whose eyes were red, pulled Lu Zhe, who was still lying high, to sign the deed, and said that the things would be delivered as soon as possible, and after coming back in a few days to ask for benefits, he left the village in a hurry.

The distribution and agency system that he heard from Lu Zhe was thought about all night last night. The more I touched it, the more I felt that this method was simply wonderful, and I sighed that the person who came up with this method was simply not human. He found that this method could be used not only for salt, but also for other commodities of the Mu Firm, and if this was the case, he was confident that the future expansion rate of the Mu Firm would be several times that of the current one.

Thinking of this, Mu Zhong's breath became hot, as a businessman with pursuit, Mu Zhong, who wanted to turn Mu's firm into the world's first trading house, almost didn't sleep all night, lying on the fiery kang and turning over and over, I can't wait for time to pass quickly, and hurry back tomorrow after signing the deed, and completely roll out this system as soon as possible. Therefore, before the sky was completely bright, the anxious Mu Zhong knocked on the courtyard door of Lu Zhe's house......

"This Brother Mu is really in a hurry. Didn't you say that it was a good time? It's so early. Lu Zhe rubbed his eyes, his face depressed.

When it was more than 10 o'clock in the morning, one of the most unaccustomed behaviors of Lu Zhe in ancient times was that the ancients generally got up at midnight, that is, around 5-6 o'clock in the morning, he slept a little more, and everyone looked at him with the eyes of a lazy man.

Early this morning, before dawn, the door of his house was knocked by Mu Zhong, and in the voice of Yun Niang's milky voice "Brother Zhu Bajie get up", Lu Zhe reluctantly untied the seal of the quilt on him, and looked unhappy, but thinking that the other party was sending money to him, Lu Zhe immediately changed his smile.

After a little washing, Lu Zhe was pulled by Mu Zhong to Elder Ming's house, and under the witness of Elder Ming, Mu Zhong took out the deed that he had signed last night, stuffed the pen into Lu Zhe's hand, and looked at Lu Zhe with a kind of eyes that you are in a hurry to sign and I am in a hurry, all of which made Lu Zhe a little confused.

Party B can't wait to sign the contract immediately, sister, this makes me wait for Party A without any pleasure.

Am I Party B? Seeing that the other party signed this black agreement so happily, which had no profit margin in Lu Zhe's opinion, Lu Zhe felt that he had a delusion.

"The boy who grows flowers, where to go." Mu Zhong, who signed the deed, left in a hurry, and Lu Zhe, who was about to go back to sleep, was caught.

Who? Why? Don't you know how important sleep is for teenage development? When Lu Zhe was about to give people the great effect of science sleep on the development of adolescents, he turned his head and saw that it was the ghost elder, and he suddenly didn't dare to speak.

"Do you want to go home and lie down again? Lazy boy, come over to the old man. "Elder Ghost is worthy of his surname Ghost, he is really worthy of his surname, the ghost spirit is ghostly, and he can see through Lu Zhe's mind at a glance.

Lu Zhe, whose mind was seen through, was suddenly stunned, and obediently followed Elder Ghost and walked towards Elder Ming's house.

Returning to Elder Ming's hometown again, Lu Zhe found that many people had come, and almost all the men in the village had come.

"Boy, you're here, tell us what you think, Wuzhuangguan Group." Seeing Lu Zhe come in, Elder Deng spoke.

Oh? Glancing left and right, he found that the sect masters of all the families in the village had arrived, and they all had a black man's question mark face, it turned out to be this, after hearing Elder Deng's words, Lu Zhe stabilized his mind and slowly spoke.

"Ladies and gentlemen, today is a wonderful day, because the first board of directors of Wuzhuangguan Group is now starting to ......"

In the next half an hour, Lu Zhe explained to everyone what is Wuzhuangguan Group, what is the board of directors, what is the director, what is the voting system, what is the right of veto, etc., and after everyone understands what is going on, this is to tell the directors, our Wuzhuangguan Group, the first business has been successful, the main content is as follows......

Hearing that a secret technique of purifying salt had been exchanged for so many things, and that the ploughing cattle in exchange were to be used for this year's spring ploughing, everyone was in an uproar.

"Lu Xiaolangjun, this kind of secret technique is obviously owned by your Hundred Flowers Sect, and it is already a great favor to teach me and others, so that I can no longer eat that poisonous coarse salt, and now I am ashamed to take it out in exchange for farming cattle and other property for us." It was Tetsu San who spoke, and the others also said the same thing, expressing the same meaning.

"Third Uncle Tie, my own secret technique, I can call the shots when I exchange it for property, and the cultivated cattle in exchange are from the Wuzhuangguan Group, not for your uncles, and only the people of Wuzhuangguan can use it. Moreover, I will also pay dividends at the end of the year. In the same way, if your uncles use the secret art of the family to make the group make money, I will also share the dividends in that money, so this secret technique is just a transaction of the group, as a director, Zhe has the obligation to make profits for the group, so you uncles don't have to mind......."

Lu Zhe then spent a period of time to educate these directors that these cultivated cattle are collectively owned, and there is a difference between ownership and use.

"I know that these finances and cattle are owned by the village publicly, not by one family. This group, to put it bluntly, is nothing more than the various mountain gates in the village doing business together and distributing dividends at the end of the year. "The shadow crane in charge of trade in the village has the most flexible brain, and as soon as these words came out, even Lin Lishui and others nodded one after another, indicating that they understood what Lu Zhe meant.

"There are still a lot of things that the group can do, presumably last winter, when the fire was on the kang, all the uncles saw the power of collective labor, if spring ploughing, building houses, repairing water conservancy and so on are used in this method, compared to before, isn't it a lot better?" Lu Zhe looked at everyone and spoke slowly.

As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes suddenly lit up, including several elders.

"It's extreme, why didn't I think of it, if we all work like we did on the fire kang in the last year, it will be a lot faster, wouldn't we be able to do a lot of great things?" The speaker was Liu Chang, a plasterer, who participated in the whole process of the panhuo kang last year, and he felt terrible about the efficiency of collective labor.

"It's miles, it's miles, in this way, maybe we will have to get a lot more grain this year."

"If it is collective cultivation according to what Lu Xiaolangjun said, wouldn't it be the system of the ancients?"

"On weekdays, we don't do this, when we plough in the spring, I want to help the old and weak women and children with labor, but Lu Xiaolangjun expanded this behavior to the whole village."

"yes, why didn't I think of it."

……

As soon as they talked about farming, everyone opened the conversation, thinking of the benefits of collective labor last year, and for Lu Zhe's proposal to establish Wuzhuangguan Group, everyone nodded in approval and said that they wanted to join.

"Very good." Elder Ming nodded, setting the tone for this matter.

As a result, in Elder Ming's extremely ancient Luoyang Yayin, the Wuzhuangguan Group, which was previously outnumbered by Lu Zhe, was officially announced on the sixth day of the first month of the ninth year of Zhenguan.