Chapter 547: Torture
As if she also felt that the door was opened, Zhang Xuerou slowly turned her head, looked at Wang Fei with cold eyes, and said, "What, you're back?" ”
"Hehe, wife, did you eat at noon? Why don't I cook something for you myself? ”
Wang Fei walked next to Zhang Xuerou with a sneer, with a flattering expression.
However, Zhang Xuerou didn't give Wang Fei any good looks because of this, and the TV she continued to watch not only didn't speak, but she didn't even bother to smash Wang Fei with a pillow.
Wang Fei, who was mentally prepared, suddenly saw her like this, and felt uncomfortable all over his body, and after sitting next to Zhang Xuerou, he took her white hand, and said to her: "Wife, I happened to be taken away and lost yesterday, so isn't it now that I finally found a home?" ”
"Really? Then you should call the police. ”
Zhang Xuerou looked very calm.
"Haven't I been in a bad position lately?"
Wang Fei explained, but Zhang Xuerou was still there watching TV.
After a long pause, Wang Fei still picked up Zhang Xuerou and let her sit on top of him.
Zhang Xuerou, who was originally watching TV, was slightly dissatisfied, staring at Wang Fei with cold eyes: "What else do you have to do?" ”
"What, wife, I haven't seen you this night, I feel like you're getting more beautiful today."
"What does that mean I wasn't pretty before?"
"No, no, I mean, you are a little prettier every day than you were yesterday, like today, when I see you, I think it's like a fairy in the sky."
Wang Fei looked at Zhang Xuerou's face face face, and when he hugged him and was about to say something more, Zhang Xuerou suddenly jumped off Wang Fei's body.
patted her home clothes, Zhang Xuerou's eyes changed suddenly, and she said with a low face: "Did you dislike the ginger soup I made yesterday for not being delicious, so you sneaked away first?" ”
"Nope! Absolutely nothing like this! ”
Wang Fei immediately stood up and said with a firm look: "Wife, your cooking is definitely the level of a hotel chef, and it can't be compared to a state banquet, how can anyone dislike it?" ”
"Really?"
Zhang Xuerou looked at Wang Fei suspiciously.
"That's a must, wife, your cooking is so delicious, if anyone dislikes it, I even suspect that he has a taste problem, and he can't even be regarded as a complete person!"
Wang Fei stood up and replied with an oath.
When Zhang Xuerou heard Wang Fei say this, she seemed to be more foolish, nodded and said, "I didn't expect that I really blamed you." ”
"Isn't that right? I have no other virtues in this person, but I am honest. ”
Wang Fei patted his chest, asked Zhang Xuerou to nod and agreed: "Then let's eat first, and then talk about what you have to eat." ”
"Okay, let's eat first."
Wang Fei thought he had escaped and followed Zhang Xuerou to the dining table.
It can be seen that today's Zhang Xuerou also seems to know that Wang Fei will come back before noon, so she specially prepared the meal.
It's still the same fried fungus and yam porridge.
When Wang Fei saw these things, his heart fluttered at first, and then he coughed dryly and said, "It looks like these taste very good." ”
"Of course, I've already eaten it just now, and these are specially reserved for you."
Zhang Xuerou sat next to Wang Fei and patted Wang Fei's thigh with one hand, making him feel the coolness from Zhang Xuerou's body.
After serving a bowl of yam porridge, Wang Fei smelled the smell when he stirred it, and he felt that it was not the same as usual.
"Ahem, wife, do you want to eat some more?"
Wang Fei coughed dryly, turned his head and looked at Zhang Xuerou, who was less than twenty centimeters away from him.
The latter's expression was much gentler than usual, and he said slowly: "No, I've eaten it, these are specially reserved for you." ”
"Hey, my wife really thinks about me."
Wang Fei patted his ass and ate a spoonful of porridge with a spoon.
Before he could know what it was, a breath suddenly came from his nose, and suddenly Wang Fei felt as if his head was ventilated.
Tears lingered, and when Wang Fei looked at the bowl of porridge again, he already had a frightened expression on his face.
"Wife, the taste of this porridge today...... Why is it different from usual? ”
Wang Fei asked in a stiff tone.
"You said this, didn't you always dislike me before and say that I can only cook these two dishes? So I tried to change it and poured two tubes of mustard into it. ”
Zhang Xuerou's gentle face was slightly murderous, and she squinted her eyes and asked, "How is it, do you think my innovation is very palatable?" ”
"Nope! Absolutely nothing like this! ”
Wang Fei said immediately, with a smile on his distorted face: "Wife, your cooking is definitely the best in the world, I don't think it tastes like this...... It tastes so good, so that's why I asked? ”
"That's the case, then you eat it quickly, you have to eat all this bowl, let me see half a drop left, I will be very unhappy."
Zhang Xuerou squinted, with a murderous aura that was colder than a killer.
Wiping a handful of tears, Wang Fei remembered the he had just bragged about, and now he had to eat these things even with tears in his eyes.
But fortunately, except for a layer of mustard oil floating on the surface, the porridge below is barely acceptable.
Although he also had a handful of snot and tears, he finally ate two bowls of porridge.
And Wang Fei here just finished eating, and before he had time to breathe a sigh of relief, Zhang Xuerou pulled the plate of fungus again, squinted and said, "Why do you just drink porridge and don't eat vegetables?" Could it be that you still dislike that this fungus is not delicious? ”
"No, I just think...... I seem to be a little full. ”
Wang Fei touched his stomach.
"That's full? You ate a lot of food last night, could it be that you dislike what I made was unpalatable? ”
Zhang Xuerou's face suddenly became gloomy, and her eyes stared directly at Wang Fei.
He could only take a deep breath, smell the fungus, and said, "Wife, there is no innovation in this dish, right?" ”
"No, I promise to put the same seasoning as usual."
Zhang Xuerou will not deceive people, Wang Fei was also relieved when he heard it, picked up a piece of fungus with chopsticks, and made sure that there was no mustard smell before sending it to his mouth.
But just as the tongue touched the fungus, a dryness suddenly exploded from the mouth, like a salt stone in the mouth.
"How?"
Zhang Xuerou looked at Wang Fei with some expectation.
"Wife, if you have any requirements, just say this, I'll ...... I can't eat it anymore. ”
Wang Fei pressed a face.
Mustard can still be eaten with his nose, and if such a salty thing is swallowed in his stomach, Wang Fei will probably have to go to the hospital.
Zhang Xuerou glanced at Wang Fei, and then said lightly: "Went out again yesterday?" There was also the smell of gunpowder on his body. ”
"What, wife, let me tell you, they have to drag me there. But I didn't participate in anything, I was out directing, and there was no danger. ”
With Wang Fei's serious expression, he could guarantee that Zhang Xuerou would definitely not see any flaws.
(End of chapter)