Chapter 16: What a hard iron plate superman

Liu Bei felt that what he said was right, these two goods must have gone on a blind date early in the morning with the help of visiting relatives and friends. Don't believe me, you see:

An old man and an aunt in the middle of the official road looked at each other, and the affection in their eyes was intent...... Countless snowflakes fluttered and swirled in front of them, and more ...... Poetic......

Liu Bei's voice was loud and flew in all directions, 'Puff.' The snow and the road were slippery, and many people shook their bodies, but as a result, their feet were unstable, and they fell to the ground one after another, and there was chaos.

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Xu Sanniang was staring at this master nervously, ready to make a move at any time to ask for advice, apologize to God or something, and talk about it after the fight. As a result, this sentence came to my ears.

A red cloud quickly crawled all over Xu Sanniang's face. Angry.

The old man was slightly stunned, then shook his head with a smile on the corner of his mouth. It's naughty. Wait until you fall into my hands, hehehehe......

Xu Sanniang was angry with Liu Bei, and her aura fell, and she sighed secretly, and then she followed the voice and looked over, and her heart trembled: Wow, look at this, his head is round and his eyes are protruding, and his big ears are fanning the wind; His arms moved wildly over his knees, and his long legs trembled......

Meow a cat, this is the reincarnation of the toad, and by the way, I stole the ears of the pig, what are you jumping around for the New Year? Don't you want to scare people to death......

Xu Sanniang smiled when she saw this, shook her head with laughter, and trembled all over, so that she didn't fall off the horse.

Liu Bei understood what people meant, and got angry, he meowed a rice, and made a joke about the New Year, as for laughing at me? Hmph, I'm called a strange-looking skeleton surprise, a genius, hum, ignore you, and go.

"The two of you continue to talk about marriage, and the kid retires!" Liu Bei bent down to salute, and after speaking, he pulled his legs and left.

"I'll go, and say!" Everyone was collectively speechless.

"You, you, you" Xu Sanniang heard it, her anger trembled, and she pointed at Liu Bei, and suddenly her eyes lit up and her voice was cold: "Hey, you are Liu Bei." ”

As soon as Liu Bei walked a few steps, he felt that his back was cold and couldn't help stopping, peeking at it and trembling in his heart, and hurriedly asked with a sincere face: "This beautiful big sister, do you know me?" ”

'Poof' Xu Ding fell off his horse and fell on his stomach.

"Hum" There was only a buzzing sound in an instant, and I vaguely heard: I'm going, big sister? Boy, your eldest sister, she is in her early forties and less than fifty, and her sons are in their twenties......

Xu Sanniang couldn't help but curl the corners of her mouth, and she was happy in her heart, women, caring about their appearance and age is more than everything......

"Ahem, Liu Bei, you, don't talk nonsense, I ...... everything" Xu Sanniang worked hard with a straight face, ready to scold Liu Bei, what are you talking nonsense in front of so many people...... Big truth.

Liu Bei was unhappy: "Big sister, let's accept the reality, young is young, beautiful is beautiful!" ”

"Nope!"

"Yes!"

"Really ......"

The old man's face trembled, and one of his beards was pulled off......

What Xu Wanfang, Xu Ding, etc., listening to these two standing in the middle of the road, seriously discussing the topic of whether they are beautiful or not, they all seem to be looking at two fools......

Behind the crowd, Liu Yuan stood there with his son, they concluded that Liu Bei would come back today, so they had already come to the city gate to wait, and it can be said that they witnessed everything that happened.

"Liu Wen, you quickly go to the county lieutenant Liu Zhi and bring more people." Liu Yuan commanded.

Liu Wen was stunned for a moment, and looked at his father suspiciously: What do you mean?

"Go ahead and explain later." Liu Yuan scolded, with a serious face.

"Yes!" Liu Wen quickly ran to the county government in the city, puzzled.

Liu Yuanren is old and refined, Liu Bei may have been an unintentional move at first, and said a blind date joke to make fun of the New Year.

But later, he wouldn't praise a woman with a high level of martial arts for no reason, especially if she was in her forties, she was praised for her flowers blooming and birds singing in unison...... It doesn't make sense.

He probably felt hostile, so he was stalling for time, or looking for why, or trying to be sure......

"Two martial arts masters who can't see through themselves, as well as many guards, came here to play blind dates during the Chinese New Year, do you believe it?"

Liu Bei regretted it a little, did I have enough to eat, talking nonsense, no, people touched their own bottoms, and they were recognized, what should I do.

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"Liu Bei, stop, stop, the old man told you to stop." The old man finally couldn't hold his breath anymore and opened his mouth to scold Liu Bei.

I took my apprentice and came from Bingzhou overnight, and I didn't waste any effort here, just listen to you two nonsense, do you want to make a face......

Liu Bei had been pondering for a long time, and neither of these two goods could beat him, so he had to delay time and wait for a turnaround.

At this moment, Liu Bei saw that the old man was angry, so he had no choice but to shut up and look at the old man with an innocent face.

"Old man, I was wrong, I shouldn't be blocking the road, please go first!" Knowing that mistakes can improve Mo Dayan, Liu Bei was unwilling to be passive defense, so he immediately admitted it, retreated to the side of the road, and bowed down.

At this time, the group performers saw that there was nothing to look at, so they greeted each other and walked away.

"There's no hurry." The old man smiled and said, "I see that you have deep and broad eyes, introverted divine light, and prominent temples, you are a martial arts student, right?" ”

When Liu Bei heard this, no one could hide this thing, he nodded with a smile, and his mind floated: Next, it depends on what you say.

And Xu Sanniang finally woke up from self-absorption, looked at Liu Bei, narrowed her eyes, and hid the cold light inside!

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The old man seemed to be very interested in Liu Bei's body structure, and looked at it with burning eyes, making Liu Bei sweat all over his body, thinking:

This old man doesn't have any special hobbies, his little heart is beating wildly, and he can't beat it, just in case...... Should I refuse or accept the injustice of fate......

Seeing Liu Bei's resentful eyes, the corners of the old man's mouth twitched, and he will settle accounts with you in the future. With a smile on his face, he asked:

"Liu Bei, who are you learning from?"

Liu Bei was shocked, and hurriedly replied honestly: "This old man, I have never had a teacher." ”

"Huh?" The old man couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, it's impossible, why are you kid talking nonsense with your eyes open, hum, angry.

"Liu Bei, be honest," the old man's tone was a little unkind, warning Liu Bei not to play himself to death.

Liu Bei's face was serious: "What the kid said is true. ”

When the old man heard this, his face was a little unsightly. Feign. I'll tell you to pretend.

Xu Sanniang didn't answer at the moment, and she wasn't busy looking for the enemy, she looked at Liu Bei with sparkling eyes, as if she saw a monkey that had to play, jumping up and down here......

Xu Ding couldn't hold his breath on the side, old lady, alas, we still have to do business, why don't you stay put.

Xu Ding stepped down the war horse to stop its movement, and the war horse neighed, attracting everyone's attention, and immediately hugged his fist at the old man, and said:

"This old man, but the 'Gun King' Tong Yuantong is an old-timer?"

"It's the old man!" The old man's eyes were like lightning, and his voice was loud.

'Hum', this place is suddenly frying, this is a legendary figure, I only heard of his name before, but now I see it...... Alive.

Liu Bei's heart twitched, what a hard iron plate, awkward!

A snap of the mouth:

"Well, beyond the limits of human beings, it's called Iron Plate Superman!"

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