"I don't know if Gao Yu's father and son are dead...... O scourge of Bianjing! ”

Before dawn, Bianjing, the capital of the Song Dynasty that is prosperous to the top of the world, is not quiet at all. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Earlier, some people near Gyeonggi saw a meteor and wished that the traitors of the fish and flesh people were all finished. Soon after, the meteor turned into a ball of fire and landed somewhere in Bianjing City, first the skyrocketing fire exploded, and then half of the capital's military patrols gathered in one place: Gaofu......

When Gao Fangping opened his eyes, he found that he had become smaller.

A body of this size should be fourteen or fifteen years old.

"However, I have graduated from college, found an ordinary white-collar job, and lived a life of eating and waiting for death."

Thinking about it, Gao Fangping felt that it was the most weird, his body was wrapped like a zongzi at his eyes, and the room was full of men and women wearing ancient clothes, like servants and maids.

"Wake up, Yanai wake up." An old servant ran out shouting.

Gao Fangping didn't have hope when he heard them call him "Yanei", and he had the impression that Dan Yanai was almost a cockroach-like existence, the kind that everyone wanted to kill him.

While thinking, he looked at the youngest thirteen-year-old girl in the room

The little girl trembled and knelt on the ground and cried: "Master Ya spare your life!" ”

“？” Gao Fangping didn't know what was going on, seeing that the girl was not yet an adult, so he tried to say generously: "Spare you." No will be pursued. ”

Everyone in the room couldn't help but look at each other, wondering about the wonderful changes in Yanai's body.

Gao Fangping is not as flustered and curious as those first-time travelers, and every time he reads the beginning of a time-traveling novel, he feels that those guys are acting stupidly.

"Who told me what's going on?" Gao Fangping asked very calmly, only to find that in addition to the smaller body, the voice has also changed.

"Back to the Yanai!"

A guy with a black mole on the side of his mouth said, "It's a disaster in the house...... No, in fact, it was auspicious from heaven, which happened to fall in our house, and the movement of God's gift was a little bigger, overturning some houses and injuring some people. Fortunately, no one was killed, especially under the invincible command of the hero of the Ya Nei Ye, the fire was brought under control, and the people who rescued it were all grateful to the Ya Nei ......"

Gao Fangping interrupted, "First of all, where is this?" ”

Everyone looked at each other, not good, Yanai became stupid after being injured.

The black mole replied in a low voice: "Yanei, this is Bianjing, at home." ”

"Bianjing, the capital of the Great Song Dynasty......"

Gao Fangping Waterfall Sweat, the last thing he remembered was that he saw a meteor at home, and he didn't know anything after that. It is said that the place where I saw the meteor landing was also Bianjing, but it was Kaifeng in 2016 AD.

Gao Fangping didn't bother to care why he crossed over, anyway, he wore it. Hurry up, get used to it as soon as possible.

At this moment, the door was pushed open, and a middle-aged and noble man entered, followed by two guards. On the whole, this guy still has the momentum of some military generals.

The middle-aged man didn't say much, waved his hand slightly, and the people in the huge room walked away in an instant.

He came over to the bed and sat down on the edge of the bed with some joy and said, "It's good to wake up, the imperial doctors have come to see it, and they said it's okay, but my son just didn't wake up, but the old man was in a hurry." ”

Physician?

Gao Fangping felt that his hair was too big, although he still didn't know who this guy was, however, it was definitely not a simple person who could work for the imperial doctor to see a doctor.

Seeing his baby son's eyes rolling around, the middle-aged man said softly: "Do you feel that your body is different?" ”

It feels like he is the kind of traitor who looks like a traitor, and there is still some murderous aura in his body, but Gao Fangping is not so noble, he has no father at the age of thirteen, his mother remarried an unpleasant white-faced man, and Gao Fangping, who has no father's love, grew up with his uncle.

So now there is a cheap dad to care, and he can't talk about crying with emotion, but Gao Fangping doesn't refuse this feeling at all, it's still a little warm.

"Why don't you speak, because your father asks you if there is anything wrong with your body?" The middle-aged man asked with a frown.

"Dad, I'm in so much pain, woo woo......" Gao Fangping didn't actually hurt, but he saw that he was wrapped like a zongzi, and felt that he should cry out in pain.

The middle-aged man listens to the baby son's voice normally, but the grammar is strange, and he doesn't care, if this living treasure is normal one day, it will be strange.

"You're still you, you've never been normal." The middle-aged man showed some literati elegance, touched his chin and beard and sighed: "My father once had a biological son, and he was also lowered by the official family to be a shadow blessing official, but it was a pity that ......" He paused, and seemed unwilling to say these sad things again, and said instead: "You are frivolous, stupid, unlearned, and useless, but you are the only heart of the old man, a person who can speak sincerely, for the father does not expect you to be promising, in fact, there are not many people in the entire court who can surpass the old man in terms of looking at people, and I know that you are not the material to do things and be an official, Therefore, it is not bad for you to be a father who can keep your family wealth and live a happy life. As long as you have more eyes when you get into trouble, because even if the old man has a thick waist, but he always carries the black pot for you, he will not be able to carry it......"

Gao Fangping's eyes rolled, and he deliberately cried with a wow: "Dad, dear Dad, don't leave me alone...... I can't live. ”

"Don't cry, hey......"

The middle-aged man shook his head and sighed, there was nothing he could do about this living treasure.

But...... To be honest, listening to this waste wood ingeniously call a few kisses to my father and increase my heart, I feel very comfortable. At the very least, this scrap wood has now learned to make the old man happy, which is a good start.

Thinking about it, the middle-aged man got up and said, "My son is recuperating with peace of mind, and the rest is presided over by his father...... Lin Chong's such a thing must not happen again. At the moment, there is an undercurrent surging in the middle of the court, and those old foxes are indeed more happy to see that you are an uneducated bastard, rather than thinking that you are a talent. But this time, you have made too much trouble on the issue of Lin Chong, the head of the forbidden army, and you have gone too far, but you are still very stupid, and you can't harm people, so you got to Kaifeng Mansion and made a fuss for the old man. Lu Qian'er is even more punishable! Hum! ”

In other words, the cheap dad is gone.

"Lin Chong! Gao Yanai...... Gao Yu Lao'er? ”

Gao Fangping finally knew that he was the flower Tai Sui Gao Yanei who was like a rat crossing the street.

Cheap dad is a big rat Gao Tai Lieutenant, oh, he is not a Tai Lieutenant now, what kind of official position should be a kind of Lao Zi Jie Du envoy, and he sent the front division of the palace to command the envoy.

Shaking his head, Gao Fangping calmed down again, recalling the words of the traitor's father.

It's really stupid, so I took a fancy to the little lady and went to murder Lin Chong.

Lin Chong's status is low, and he is a military position. In terms of Gao Yu's status and ability, Lin Jiaotou can be killed on the spot if he breaks into the festival hall with a knife, and he doesn't even have to explain to anyone afterwards. In terms of the Great Song Dynasty's disregard for military generals, there is no possibility of making waves in the court at all.

"No wonder the traitor's father said that he had gone too far, implicated Kaifeng Mansion, and was in the eventful autumn of the court, so the pressure was naturally very great."

Gao Fangping only realized to himself that this was a little different from what was said in the book. The book said that Gao Yu designed to frame Lin Chong, but in fact, Gao Yu, who was cunning and mixed with the court, how could he come up with such a bad idea, thinking that it was an idiot-like Fu An and Gao Yanei fooling around, Lu Qian secretly contributed to the troubles and made it a fact, Gao Yu had no choice but to come down and wipe his buttocks.

Suddenly thinking of something, Gao Fangping jumped up violently: "Not good!" ”

So he hurriedly summoned a maid to serve and dressed neatly.

Wrapped like a zongzi earlier, in fact, there was only a little skin trauma, mainly because the previous owner of this body was a waste material, and he was scared more than hurt.

Looking in the mirror, this body is small and weak, but fortunately, the handsome little student with fine skin and tender meat is a standard little fresh meat. Overall, Gao Fangping is quite satisfied.

"The slave and maid serve breakfast in the yakune."

"No, I'm in a hurry."

……

When I went out, a large group of dogs surrounded me and patted the horseshoe, saying that last night the auspicious rain from the sky was too violent, and the whole Gaofu chickens flew and the dogs jumped, and the grandfather led everyone to fight the fire everywhere...... It's like the truth.

"Shut up."

Gao Fangping shouted. The guys fell silent for a moment, waiting like chickens.

It feels very good, in the previous life, Gao Fangping spoke louder at home, and the charter wife upstairs splashed a basin of water, and she didn't dare to go to her to theorize, but the voice could be louder here.

There is a gangster muscular man who looks like a dog-legged head, with tattoos on his arms, like a nine-striped dragon, very powerful, but the black mole on his face is very unappetizing, unless he is masked, he doesn't feel powerful at all.

The black mole hugged his fists and said: "Yanei, where are you going to be so happy today?" ”

"Lead the way, Lin Niangzi Zhang's house." After Gao Fangping finished speaking, he took the lead and walked out with his hands behind his back.

"My grandfather, I made a mistake, there is the back door over there, and the gate is on this side!" The black mole pulled Gao Fangping awkwardly.

Gao Fangping's old face was slightly red, straightened his hat, and walked towards the main door with his hands behind his back.

"Let's go, Yanai is going to be happy!" The black mole thought of the beauty of the little lady of the Lin family, and smiled obscenely.

"Huahua Tai Sui is not dead! Heavenly punishment is useless to this thief! ”

As soon as I went out, there was chaos in the market. Running away, watching the excitement and watching the excitement. There are also a few bold ones who use the chaos to throw black hands, and many Rotten Tomatoes fly over, and they don't know ...... Is there any throwing knives or anything in there?

Gao Fangping didn't want to stain the high-end silk clothes, so he quickly shrank back wittily.

"Rebel, give me a lion rolling hydrangea!"

Finally, it was the turn of the "Little Nine Pattern Dragon" to show his loyalty, he viciously rolled up his sleeves, revealing the tattoos on his arms, and rushed up with a group of dog legs, and beat people when he met them.

Gao Fangping was really dizzy to watch, and felt that these guys were too unavailable, even children were very enjoyable, and Gao Yanei was also a black pot king, with such a bad reputation, and the eight-layer black pot was carried for these doglegs.