Makeup Pavilion.

"I don't know how many boudoir women I have taught, but no one is as lazy and lazy as you, I don't understand poetry, hops, tea, and songs, and I don't even know anything about the simplest piano, chess, calligraphy and painting in the boudoir! You're ...... This ......"

"Gui, can you dissipate your anger......" Old Mother Xue patted the back of this first-class acting old lady and cheered her up, I stood by the courtyard pillar on the side, glanced at it secretly and quickly lowered my head.

I only heard the old lady say again: "What about the four books of this woman, how much have you read?" ”

I really don't want to hit her again......

"Didn't you go back to Gui, you didn't have ......"

"Oops......" A wail instantly hit my ears, "Mother Xue, why is your eldest lady dissatisfied with me, an old man?" ”

"Where is this? The eldest lady of my family learned that Gui Mo was the best in this side, and as soon as she heard that you had just returned from General Yun's Mansion and had free time, she hurriedly invited you here. Don't be angry, the eldest lady of my family is indeed negligent in teaching, and the eldest lady of my family said, you can teach how you want. Don't care about the lintel of Naifu. ”

I rolled my eyes fiercely, you just said directly, what do you want, we absolutely don't care.

Na Gui Mo is wearing a purple straight-necked short-sleeved shirt today, wearing a rusty red long pleated skirt, his hair is combed unusually smooth, and he is pulled up all backwards, and he is wearing a peony gold pendant hairpin.

As soon as Little Peach sent me to the door of the makeup pavilion, I came in alone, and I met this Gui Mo.

"When you first see you, I wish you good health."

As soon as he saluted, he was stopped by shouting, "You are not a regular courtesy!" Don't your legs come together? ”

I thought that this modern nine-year-old child was only in the second or third grade of primary school, and after meditating for a long time, Wang Wei's "September Nine Memories of Shandong Brothers" came to me, and the result was criticized: "This three-year-old child can do something, will you?" ”

These words instantly made my heart bleed, and I thought of poems that I thought only children should know, am I easy? If I give you a song of Aunt Li Qingzhao's "Quatrain", you must not be scared to death?

It seems that I underestimated the ancients, and the knowledge in modern nine-year-old textbooks will be known to the ancients at the age of three. Then I only learned this "quatrain" in high school, so I should be able to get it right.

So, I took a big mouth: "Life is a hero, and death is also a ghost." So far, I think of Xiang Yu and refuse to cross Jiangdong. ”

Then Gui Mo was stunned, my heart was empty, is it too much this time? I was just going to have another junior high school song. As a result, I only heard Na Gui say, "What is this, who wrote it?" You are a young lady, why do you have such a thought? ”

Yes? Li Qingzhao of the Song Dynasty! Do you know Wang Wei of the Tang Dynasty, but you can't recognize Li Qingzhao of the Song Dynasty? Wait a minute...... Could it be that this dynasty is between the Tang Dynasty and the Song Dynasty?

In this way, what went wrong after the Tang Dynasty that led to a void period in history?

I peeked at Gui Mo, who was still meditating, and smiled brightly: "Gui Mo, the little woman is not talented, this poem was written by a friend, and I was confused." ”

Gui Mo snorted coldly, and raised his posture again, "In addition to poetry, how much do you know about tea art and flower art?" ”

I blinked my eyes and shook my head, I really didn't understand.

"What about the wine?" I guess I was afraid that I would be too stupid, so I explained again: "It's not to ask if you can drink, it's to ask if you know how to drink." ”

Nonsense, of course I understand, but I tell you about beer, wine, cocktails, cider, you know? So, I shook my head.

"What about the female workers?"

Women? Embroidery...... I really don't want to hit her anymore......

"What about qin, chess, calligraphy and painting? Is there a way to get started? Seeing that I was silent, Gui Mo sat down on the apricot-colored chair behind him, with a look of disbelief: "The dignified concubine, is she so rude and ignorant?" ”

…… What did she say about me? Humble? Ignorant? This old lady! Why is it still insulting?

When Old Mother Xue came in, she happened to hear those words. I'm also aggrieved, I'm a modern person, I know a lot of things, it just so happens that what you ask is learned by people who didn't go out of the door before, how can ordinary people learn these flashy things in modern times? In ancient times, these eldest ladies, who made these things for how to please men when they had nothing to do in their spare days, the sun and the moon can be seen, I am in my dynasty, at least I am also self-reliant!

"This eldest lady of your family, the old body really can't teach it."

Then Gui thought about it for a long time and said a heartfelt truth. I'm so shameless in this way, then Mrs. Xue said that she taught it casually, and she still did it, too much.

I looked up at her, her body fell down with her mood fluctuations, and between her demeanor, there was a pretentiousness, this poisonous woman was afraid that she deliberately called this old man to hit me, and sent an old mother Xue to watch the excitement, right?

Love to teach or not, I don't want to learn yet, but some people don't think so, then when Mrs. Xue heard it, she hurriedly shouted: "Oh my Gui, don't you have to be like this little doll who doesn't know, so let's not let you run in vain, we still have two sisters in Naifu, one is Sister Xi from our big lady An, and the other is Sister Yan'er, the cousin sister of Sister Xi'er, but they are all wonderful people, are you willing to meet?" ”

Scold...... It turned out that the drunkard's intention was not to drink, and the portrayal was saltless, but it was not an abrupt Shih, but only for Shih Tzu.

I saw two girls at the door, undoubtedly Na Xi'er and Yan'er.

"Why don't you come soon, have you seen it?"

The two girls walked softly, came and bowed: "Have you seen it, I respect you for Kang'an." ”

What a generous comparison.

"Two lovely people, indeed. This is the demeanor of everyone's ladies......" I saw that Na Gui Mo immediately became elated, walked over and circled around Xi'er and Na Yan'er, and nodded frequently in praise, "You two sisters, the fourth female can read the book." ”

Na Yan'er nodded and said: "Back to Gui, "Female Commandments", "Internal Training" and "Female Analects" have all been read, and "Female Fan Jielu" has not been memorized. ”

what？ Didn't it change after the Tang Dynasty? Why are there no poets of the Song Dynasty, and there are still internal training and female Fan Jielu of the Ming Dynasty? I had doubts about what I had in my possession...... If I knew that it was these four books, then I knew it too! I haven't read it, but I at least know the title.

"If so, what is the Female Commandment?" Gui asked again.

Xi'er rushed and said, "I know, I know." Humble one. Couple two. Caution three. Women's Acts IV. Concentrate five. Qu Xing Six. Uncle and sister seven. ”

Boy! I can't help but palpitate! That's just a little more kid! I know so much!

"Not bad. Then who can tell me that women have four elements, and what are the four elements? ”

"What, what, Xi'er still knows! One is women's morality, the second is women's words, the third is women's appearance, and the fourth is women's merit. ”

Seeing that Xi'er finished speaking, Na Yan'er also opened his mouth: "Fuyun is virtuous, you don't have to be different; Women's words do not need to be argued; Women's appearance does not have to be beautiful in color; Women's skills don't have to be skillful. ”

The sensation of myocardial infarction. Well, I throw in the towel. It's because I have no talent, no virtue, no character, and no ability......

Just listen to that and say: "Yang is strong for virtue, Yin is for softness, men are strong for precious, and women are weak for beauty." These are the truths inherent in heaven and earth. It's rare that the two young ladies are still so young, and they have already memorized them, which is good. ”

Feeling like praising herself, Old Mother Xue was overjoyed: "If you can get such a high evaluation from Gui, the two sisters should also be deserved." Have you ever appreciated Gui? ”

The two young ladies immediately gave another big gift: "Thank you Gui Mo for your compliment." ”

In fact, in normal times, this should be what many large boudoir women should know, but today with me, the "salt-free", the beauty of this "Shih Tzu" was immediately reflected...... I also felt very aggrieved, and I didn't know if this Nai Yizun would not be at peace under the nine springs when he saw my nest of strength.

Gui Mo also liked these two more and more, and said: "Sister Xi, Sister Yan is so smart, presumably she is also proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, right?" ”

Na Yan'er looked like a scheming master, and immediately replied: "What a fool, I do know something with Xi'er, but I can't talk about being proficient, and I hope to give me more advice in the future." ”

How beautiful this is, an eight-year-old girl, there are too many.

"You can't count on that." Gui Mo smiled and said: "In the future, let your eldest lady hire a master for you, who specializes in professionalism, and the old body can only teach you some boudoir skills such as incense, tea art, and flower arrangement." ”

"Where are these small skills, Gui Mo is such a powerful person, Yan'er has heard a lot of other sisters talk about you before, saying that you don't know how many housewives you have under you. With you teaching Yan'er and Sister Xi'er, I'm afraid it's a blessing that we've cultivated for several lifetimes. ”

As soon as Gui Mo heard this Yan'er's sycophant, he immediately "giggled" and couldn't stop laughing, and praised again and again, "If you are really a wonderful person with a good mouth, you can speak so eloquently, and you will become a great weapon in the future." ”

"If you praise it falsely, Yan'er will die of shame."

Oops...... It's a great gesture. 8 years old...... I couldn't help but feel a burst of heart, thinking that I was a 25-year-old girl, and I didn't have such skills, so I was really ashamed.

As soon as I entered the door just now, Xi'er peeked at me intentionally or unintentionally, and at this time, I saw the two of them boasting about each other as if no one was around, and seeing that I was a little far away, she ran towards me with a little scarlet skirt, and smiled: "A sister, a sister, I'm here." ”

On the other hand, Na Yan'er just gave me a shameful white eye.

That old mother Xue was obviously not a fuel-efficient lamp, blocking in front of me and Xiao Xi'er, and said to Xi'er: "Sister Xi'er, don't forget to promise the words of the eldest lady." ”

Xi'er poked her little head out of Old Mother Xue's side, and was very happy: "First sister, we can learn the rules together in the future." ”

…… I'm afraid it won't be as you wish...... I shrugged my shoulders, how could such a vicious mother-in-law give birth to such a simple and lovely girl? This doesn't make sense.

When Gui Mo saw Xiao Xi'er running around, he also lowered his face, and said very sternly: "What the two sisters have learned before is not taught by the old body, and if something is wrong, the old body will not care what your identity is, and I hope the two sisters have a bottom in their hearts." ”

When Xiao Xi'er heard this, she was speechless. He said to Gui Mo: "What are the two?" Gui is wrong, it's three. ”

Gui Mo glanced at me coldly, and sat upright: "That, the old body doesn't teach." ”

"Why! Why! If my sister doesn't come, I won't come either! ”

When Old Mother Xue heard this, she quickly covered Xiao Xi'er's mouth and apologized to Gui Mo: "Gui Mo don't want to listen to Sister Xi'er's nonsense, my Sister Xi values sisterhood, wait for me to talk about it." Don't be surprised. ”

Gui Mo, who had a very bad face, heard this, so he eased up a little, and after Xiao Xi'er was proposed, he asked Na Yan'er to retreat, and then he said to me: "You sister, don't blame the old body for not wanting to teach you, but your qualifications are too poor, and your academic qualifications are unknown, and the old body doesn't want to ruin your reputation when you are old." ”

Pay off the reputation, only pick up the smart and clever teaching, and the stupid and short-minded will disdain and kick away, this is called Qingyu? Shouldn't truly capable teachers be treated equally? Isn't this a work of greed for heaven to pick up the top products that are already well qualified and then decorate them a little and let the world worship? Such a person can also be called a leader? Phew!

Thinking of this, I figured it out, and I didn't even bother to return the salute, and only said eight words to her: "I am fortunate to lose my life." ”

Then he turned around and walked out with his back straight. In fact, what I want to say is that I am lucky to have lost my life. Fortunately, I lost it, otherwise if I was taught by this kind of person, it would be a stain on my life.