Chapter 98: The Strongest Press Release
When the reward was over, Cao Wei pulled Kath aside and sat down on the stone to discuss the press release.
Cao Wei asked solemnly, "Miss Kath, how are you going to report it?" Come, let's talk about the topic, and I will give my opinion for your reference. ”
Kath thought about it carefully and said seriously, "Let's report it in three parts first." The title of the first article is: The Japanese army brazenly launched a poison gas war in disregard of international law. ”
Cao Wei secretly thought: This topic is simple and crude, but it has some power, full of condemnation, and is feasible.
"This topic is feasible, and 'there is a picture and a truth' can be added."
"Good, wonderful, there are pictures and truths, which increase the persuasiveness."
"In terms of content, I would like to remind you that the Japanese are parties to several international treaties on the prohibition of chemical weapons. That is to say, the contract he shamelessly tore up should be condemned by the whole world. ”
Keith glanced at him: "You know this, you are very knowledgeable!" In the second part, the Japanese army was blown up with poison gas bombs and killed themselves. ”
Cao Wei shook his head: "Change it, and turn 'self-reaping the consequences' into 'self-destruction', so that the feelings of changing will be stronger and the effect will be better." ”
Kath nodded, "Okay, listen to you." In the third part, the adjutant confessed to the emperor, and the emperor allowed the use of poison gas bombs and bacteriological bombs! ”
Cao Wei thought about it for a while and said: "Change it to 'The Emperor of the Japanese Kingdom exterminated humanity, disregarded international law, and allowed the use of poison gas bombs and bacteriological bombs'." Such a change will make the righteous people of the world hate the same enemy and regard the Emperor of the Wa Kingdom as a poisonous snake. ”
Kath's eyes lit up: "Yes, yes, that's very correct. At the same time, in the last line of the report, I quote your language, Cao Wei said, 'If you encounter a Japanese and a poisonous snake in the desert, you must kill the Japanese first.' How, you see? ”
Cao Wei laughed: "I think it's okay, I don't have to play." Predictably, as soon as these three stories come out, you will become the world's most famous military correspondent. Of course, more importantly, the whole world will regard the Japanese people as poisonous snakes. The Japanese people are like poisonous snakes crossing the street, everyone shouts and beats, and they all hit with sticks! ”
Kath took out her notebook, got serious, and began to write a press release.
Cao Wei didn't care about Kath, he asked Guan Shanfei for a few canned food, told Guan Shanfei to make sentry arrangements, and walked into a building alone, went up to the third floor, and began to eat canned food.
After fighting for half a day, the Iron Man was also hungry.
What's more, the time has come to settle accounts with the "super creep system".
Xingjie said: "Tell the master, the mission of destroying the Japanese poison gas squadron is complete. In view of the beautiful completion of this mission, the reward life span is three years. ”
Cao Wei said happily: "Three years, you are not wrong? It used to be about half a year. ”
Star Ring said: "Because this time you used Kath to spread the evil deeds of the Wa Kingdom to the world, which is of great significance, and it will play a great role in the progress of the earth's civilization. Z people still attach great importance to the progress of civilization. ”
Cao Wei was a little unconvinced: "Z star people are so kind? If you are really so kind, why don't you destroy the Wa Kingdom at once? ”
Xingjie said: "This matter has been discussed before, and it will not be discussed again in the future." Now for the last time, if the Z-people adopt the method of extermination, they will be the same as little devils. In fact, the process of civilization is inseparable from the lessons of war, and when there are enough lessons, true civilization will come. Now, both China and the earth are receiving lessons. ”
Cao Wei didn't believe it: "I think it's that the Z people don't have the ability to destroy the Japanese kingdom at once." If I had, I would not hesitate to kill the little devil. ”
Star Ring said, "End of discussion, calculate bioenergy." The devils shot by the master with a thousand shots are not counted. What really worked was to detonate the gas bomb, which killed a squadron of 180 people, and gained a total of 1,800 stars. With the addition of the previous accumulation, a total of 4800 stars. ”
Cao Wei sighed: "No amount of biological energy is enough." Guan Shanfei said just now that ten brothers were injured and they had to buy ten healing pills. A 360 star, so calculated, it costs 3600 stars, and there are only 1200 stars left. ”
Xing Jie asked, "Master, are you sure to buy the healing pill?" ”
"Nonsense, can my brother not save it?" Cao Wei said, "Buy, it's confirmed." ”
The door of the Star Ring opened, and a small bag of things flew out, which landed in Cao Wei's hand and became a normal size.
Cao Wei walked to the window and saw Wang Lin guarding below, so he said loudly: "Wang Lin, this is a healing pill, one for each of the ten injured brothers." Tell everyone that the pills work very well, but they are very rare, and they are gone when they run out. Secrecy, this pill must be kept secret. ”
Wang Lin said loudly: "Viagra, I understand. ”
Cao Wei threw the bag down, Wang Lin caught it, and said loudly: "Thank you Brother Wei, the brothers are waiting for the medicine." ”
With that, he ran away as fast as he could.
Soon, Wang Lin ran to the temporary gathering place for the wounded, the ambulance soldiers were in a hurry, and when the reward was handed out just now, some brothers were overexcited, ripped their wounds, and were constantly oozing blood, and had to be bandaged again.
There is no medicine, and it can only be bandaged, and it is difficult for a good woman to cook without rice!
The wounded are in pain, but there is no way, who will let the lack of medical treatment.
Wang Lin said loudly: "Battalion commander, battalion commander, viagra has medicine, there is medicine!" ”
Guan Shanfei asked in surprise: "Viagra's medicine, quickly, quickly take it for everyone." ”
Zhang Momo's arm was injured and in pain, so he said loudly: "Wang Lin, give me one." ”
Wang Lin took out a pill, Zhang Momo took it, put it in his mouth and swallowed it.
Li Mingtong handed over the kettle: "Drink water." ”
Zhang Mo Mo took it and poured water into his mouth and sent the pill down to his stomach.
Wang Lin handed the remaining pills to the ambulances.
The ambulance soldiers quickly distributed it for the brothers to take.
Guan Shanfei asked: "Lao Zhang, how is it, has the wound changed?" ”
Zhang Momo said: "The effect of the medicine can't be so fast, and it's not a miracle medicine." Hey, hey, the wound doesn't hurt that much. Ah, Viagra's medicine is amazing, it works so fast. ”
Guan Shanfei said in surprise: "I knew that Viagra was a god, it was amazing." ”
Wang Lin said: "Viagra said, this medicine is secret, it must be kept secret!" ”
Guan Shanfei nodded: "Yes, of course the magic medicine must be kept secret!" Brothers, we can take Viagra medicine, it is a kind of luck, it is luck! ”
At this time, Kath, who was writing a press release, looked this way, and she couldn't help but perk up when she heard the conversation of the wounded.
She was very eager to have Cao Wei's magic pill, but Cao Wei never gave it to her.
Perhaps, these soldiers will give her one.
She came up and asked, "Gentlemen, I heard your conversation. The pills that Mr. Cao Wei gave you are very effective, aren't they? ”
Guan Shanfei said: "Since it is a medicine, of course it has an effect. ”
Kath asked, "I heard, it's amazing." ”
Guan Shanfei looked left and right: "Yes, we said it was magical, right?" ”
The wounded looked at each other and shook their heads.
Kath snorted coldly, "Gentlemen, lying is not a good thing. Camp Commander Guan, can you give me a pill, I will use it for self-defense. ”
Guan Shanfei said with a smile: "Miss reporter, our pills have run out, if you need it, you can ask Viagra for it." I don't know if Viagra gives it or not. ”
Kath shook her head: "I took one of his pills, but unfortunately, he refused to give it again." Cao Wei, stingy. You're stingy too. ”
Wang Lin said: "One medicine, one life!" Miss Kath, would you give your life to others? ”
Kath was stunned, then rolled her eyes and strode away: "Hmph, I'll go to Cao Wei, I don't believe he won't give it." ”