Chapter 146: Ball
Cheng Chumo's big arms dragged two dead sheep and planned to chop and chop and eat, Gu Qing stepped forward and asked, "Come!" Let's roast the whole sheep, I'll go and make a fire, and you go and peel off the sheepskin, and the skin will be left behind, and it's strangely cold on this day. ”
"These sheep are all from the families of the people behind Yanmen, and I have exchanged them for military rations!" Cheng Chumo said, "My father is really, if he wants to eat sheep, he will say it directly, and find such an excuse." ”
Yang Sheng also said, "The mutton in this season is delicious, I have eaten it before. ”
Cheng Chumo nodded, "These sheep are used to reward us soldiers who are guarding Yanmen Pass tonight, but because of the exchange of military rations for sheep, I quarreled with Uncle Niu, and there is no sound in the army for this kind of thing, anyway, there are a lot of potatoes that can't be eaten." ”
Tonight's all-sheep banquet in the army, Cheng Biting Jin Yi Xinglan Shan said to Niu Jinda, "Old Niu, don't have an old face, the Turks don't dare to jump now!" Hahaha! ”
Niu Jinda took a sip of wine.
Eating a leg of mutton, Cheng Biting Jin asked again, "Old Niu, tell me what kind of thing this Gu Qing has changed, it's potatoes, explosives, and incendiary bombs!" Gu Qing can do this one by one. ”
"The origin of this kid is very mysterious." Niu Jinda said, "It's so mysterious that even Your Majesty can't find out his origin, if Gu Qing can stay in Datang, Your Majesty will definitely not treat him badly, if he wants to leave Datang, Your Majesty will definitely kill him." He can't become the enemy of the Tang Dynasty, he can only become a person in the hands of His Majesty, if it weren't for the fact that this kid had already married the little daughter of the martial family, he would have promised him a princess, so that as a concubine, he could better control Gu Qing. ”
"Old Niu, you are too worried, Gu Qing, this kid can't run away with affection," Cheng Yanjin said, "This kid's home is on the edge of Chang'an, how can he run away, if he dares to break his leg first!" ”
Today's Yanmen Pass is very relaxed, every soldier has a smile on his face, the war is won, and the Yanmen Pass is guarded! This battle played the bloody and majestic style of the Tang Dynasty, and the Turks must have been unable to sleep.
The army sang a folk tune, Yang Sheng was eating mutton and kept thinking about Gu Qing's idea of being a special soldier, Gu Qing wanted to cultivate an army? An army that is not on the surface, I have to say that Gu Qing's courage is getting bigger and bigger, if this matter is known by the people in the court, I am afraid that there will be trouble.
The bleak evening breeze was blowing, and a man stood in the distance and silently watched this majestic Yanmen Pass, still defeated by Gu Qing, firearms! The threat of this new weapon was too great, and he stood for a long time before leaving here in the direction of the Hexi Corridor, where a few vultures flew over the Yanmen, occasionally stopping to look at the battlefield after the flames.
In a corner, Cheng Chumo, Su Dingfang, Gu Qing, Yang Sheng, each of the four of them ate a big leg of lamb very generously, Su Dingfang poured a few sips of spirits and was a little drunk, "Gu Qing, people in Chang'an City say that you have a good literary style." ”
"Make a song? Let's have a poem about a war, for the occasion! Cheng Chumo said.
After taking a sip of wine, Gu Qing said energetically, "Listen up!" The cannon bombarded his mother, and Weijia returned to his hometown! ”
"Good! Lift your breath, what a! Cheng Chu said silently.
Su Dingfang also said: "One more song!" ”
"Do you understand poetry? Then I'm working on a song. Gu Qing read again: "This mother-in-law is not a human, the Nine Heavens Xuannu descended to the earth. The sons born were all thieves, and they stole peaches for their mothers. ”
The strength of the wine made the brain dizzy Gu Qing said: "If you want to ask a woman how much geometry, I don't know how many, yesterday a child called my father, I don't know which one his mother is?" ”
"Hahahaha!" Su Dingfang smiled rarely, "I don't know which one the is...... Which the hell is it? Or which one the? ”
Cheng Chumo leaned in and asked, "The cannon is blazing, what is the cannon?" As long as you bomb his mother, he can return to his hometown? ”
Gu Qing: "......"
Cheng Chumo's brain circuit is a little unbelievable......
"That cannon is awesome!" Gu Qing said, "There is a saying in the rivers and lakes that is good, when the cannon goes off, it is ten thousand taels of gold!" ”
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Several teenagers drank five confusions, ghosts and eyes, Gu Qing woke up in the morning and saw Cheng Yanjin staring at him, "What's wrong with Uncle Cheng?" ”
"Boy, be honest!" Cheng Biting Jin slapped his thigh and shouted, "The Sui and Tang Dynasty heroes you talked to with that kid last night, why did the old man rank fifth!" ”
"Huh?" Gu Qing was surprised.
"The old man will ask you again!" Cheng Yanjin asked again, "Li Jing's daughter-in-law was pregnant for three years and six months and gave birth to a ball, is this really the case?" ”
Gu Qing: "This ......"
"Huh?" Cheng Yanjin asked.
"What's that......" Gu Qing stepped back to the corner of the bed, "Uncle Cheng really drank too much, and he was talking nonsense last night." Don't take it seriously! ”
"The kid said half and half left! What virtue! If you want to say it, just finish it in one bite, no wonder, come and tell the old man why Li Jing and his daughter-in-law gave birth to a ball. ”
"I ......" Gu Qing didn't know how to explain,
Cheng Biting Jin hated iron, "Then you can tell me that when the cannon goes off, the gold is ten thousand taels, and the cannon will spray gold?" Hurry up and be honest. ”
"Gu Qing! Come out to the old man! Niu Jinda shouted outside, "You and the old man talk about this Sui and Tang Dynasty heroes, why Cheng Biting Jin is in front of the old man!" ”
"What's the matter!" Cheng Yanjin was unhappy and scolded, "Old Niu, are you not convinced!" ”
Niu Jinda took a step forward, "Gu Qing, today you and the old man make it clear, what ability does Cheng Yanjin, the old horseman, have to rank above the old man." ”
"That ......" Gu Qing looked around and hurriedly said, "Kid is urgent!" ”
After speaking, Gu Qing hurriedly ran away, Cheng Yanjin wanted to pull Gu Qing to talk about the cannon, Niu Jinda pulled him, "Old Cheng, let's talk about this ranking matter!" ”
Gu Qing hurriedly fled from the two murderous generals, and Yang Sheng and Su Dingfang stood on the side.
"What are you two talking nonsense?" Gu Qing is angry and doesn't fight anywhere, drinking and making mistakes, drinking and making mistakes!
"There's news from Chang'an." Su Dingfang said, "We are going to enter the Turks, capture several leaders of the Turkic tribes this time, and bring them to Chang'an to apologize to the people of Chang'an." ”
"Still have to go in." Cheng Chu shook his arms silently, "I've had enough recuperation in the past few days!" Kill him this time! ”
Gu Qing hesitated in his heart, "If you want to kill it, you have to be careful, the grassland is not as good as our battlefield, and the Turks are good at salvos, which is not easy to deal with." ”
Su Dingfang also nodded.
Cheng Chumo leaned in and asked, "Gu Qing, is General Li Jing's daughter-in-law really three years and six months pregnant and gave birth to a ball?" ”
Gu Qing: "It's over......"
"Is it true or not?" Cheng Chumo asked, "What do you mean, you have an old face." ”