Chapter 159: Dao
The women of the Tang Dynasty are actually quite unrestrained.
The debate monk and Princess Gaoyang met once in a small house in the mountains, and put on a big green hat on the spot.
As for Li Zhi and his mother, Wu Zetian's mother and daughter and the Zhang brothers, Helan Minzhi and his grandmother, Li Longji and his daughter-in-law, etc., it is simply a swan song for the ages.
And the Yuan family, the descendants of the Xianbei royal family, hehe.
A faint smile appeared at the corner of Li Tai's mouth.
"This ...... Is this okay? Yuan Ying said.
The expression that I don't dare to do is simply cute.
made Li Tai suddenly sigh secretly, such a beautiful woman was criticized by Yuan Tiangang as a lone star, this Yuan family must have killed Yuan Tiangang's father.
took Yuan Ying's hand and came to the side of the Taoist priest.
Smelling the fragrance of the girl, Li Tai was very happy in his heart.
"Boy, you are unlucky today, who made you the most high-profile Taoist priest in the audience? If you don't go to hell, who does? Li Tai smiled coldly.
Then, he pushed the women away and squeezed them in.
"Hey, fortune teller, you're going to figure out what's going to happen next?" Li Tai glared at the other party viciously.
"This nobleman, I don't know what happened to the poor road that collided with you?" The Taoist priest smiled slightly and said, "Li Chunfeng, a Qi refiner in Nanshan Mountain, occasionally gives people a look. β
"In my opinion, this noble man's heavenly court is full of square circles, and at first glance it is the image of a nobleman, and he will be glorious and rich for a lifetime in the future." Li Chunfeng said.
Li Tai listened.
Yo, Li Chunfeng!
This is another god stick in Datang!
Gotta shoot you today.
"You said that my heavenly court is full and round, which means that I have a fat head and big ears?" Li Tai glared at him viciously and said, "Guess what's going to happen next?" β
"This noble man is full of red light at a glance, angry and starry, colorful clouds fluttering on his head, he will encounter good things today, the small way is not talented, here I want to congratulate the nobleman." Li Chunfeng said with a smile.
He didn't believe it anymore, and as soon as he came out in his own name, he was fooling, this guy still had to be angry?
People in the world like to listen to good words, whether you have real or fake skills, as soon as this good word comes out, you will be happy.
"The clouds are fluttering on your head, go to your clouds fluttering!" Suddenly, Li Tai kicked Li Chunfeng fiercely, directly kicking Li Chunfeng and staggering, directly kicking Li Chunfeng stupidly.
This guy, where the hell did I offend him?
However, Li Tai rushed forward and punched Li Chunfeng in the eye, instantly beating him into a panda eye.
"I'm just asking you, what's going to happen next, what are you doing so much?" Li Tai glared at the other party and said, "You dare to say that the clouds are flying on my head, don't you say that I want to be a cuckold, and there are green clouds on my head?" Lao Tzu doesn't beat you, it's all compared to the name of Chai Lingwu, the first warrior of Lao Tzu in Chang'an! β
"You...... Are you Chai Lingwu? Chai Lingwu on the Mansion of the State of Chen? Li Chunfeng asked.
"If you don't change your name, you don't change your surname, I am Chai Lingwu, the first warrior in Chang'an, and I am invincible in Chang'an. Li Tai said loudly.
"I don't know where I offended you?"
"It's more handsome than me, and it's better than me to pick up girls, this is offending me." Li Tai said, and then swaggered and pulled Yuan Ying to walk not far away.
On the edge of the lake, there is a canopy boat.
took Yuan Sakura off the boat, and with a gentle push, the boat slowly headed towards the lake.
"You...... Your name is really Chai Lingwu? Yuan Ying asked.
"No, Chai Lingwu is so ugly, how can I call Chai Lingwu?" Li Tai smiled slightly and said, "I lied to them just now." β
Yuan Ying couldn't help but be happy, and suddenly felt that the man in front of her was getting more and more interesting, and asked, "By the way, I've known you for so long, and I still don't know what your name is." β
"Please call meβKing Li Pao." Li Tai said with a smug face.
That's right, I'm the legendary Li cannon who is handsome over Takeshi Kaneshiro and stronger than Hidehide Kato.
The wind was blowing on the lake, and it seemed very quiet.
There was an eerie smell in the air.
Looking at the man in front of her, Yuan Ying's heartbeat was constantly accelerating.
With a hint of playfulness at the corner of his mouth, Li Tai stepped forward and said, "Do you believe in love at first sight?" β
"You...... What do you mean by that? Yuan Sakura looked a little nervous.
"Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart. This is the back of my hand, this is the back of my foot, you are my baby. Guess where my heart is? Left? Wrong, on your side. Li Tai looked at the woman in front of him, and the smile on his face became even stronger.
"I'm nine, you're three, except for you and you."
"There are 100 ways to be sweet, eat sugar, cakes, and miss you 98 times a day."
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At this time, Wannian County Ya.
The emperor's reward has come down.
As the commander of this time, Zhong Kui received a robe embroidered with gold rimmed by the emperor and a brand-new Tang knife.
As for the gold and silver jewelry, it is slowly a large box.
Others have also received many rewards.
One by one, they rejoiced.
However, there was one person who was in a dull mood and was incompatible with the joy around him.
"Ling'er, what's wrong with you?" Zhong Kui couldn't help but ask when he saw his sister looking unhappy.
"Brother, you know what? Our prefectural order turned out to be a good lady in the palace before. Zhong Ling said.
Youling is an ancient comedian.
In later generations, being an actor was a good profession.
But in this era, it is a ninth-rate profession, and it is very despised by people.
In the eyes of the ministers, many excellent people are just a group of sluts who can only flatter the emperor.
"Hmph, no wonder, no wonder." Zhong Kui's face showed a trace of disdain, and said: "A Youling has become the county magistrate of Wannian County, this is really a strange news in the world, Your Majesty was confused by Youling, it is a dereliction of duty for us to be a courtier." β
"However, Ling'er don't worry, in the near future, that Youling will inevitably leave Chang'an City and leave the entire Tang Dynasty." Zhong Kui said.
"Huh?" Zhong Ling couldn't help but be surprised.
Although I feel a little lost in my heart, I ......
"I have already told His Majesty about him, Your Majesty was very angry at the time, don't worry, I have already interceded with the emperor, I don't think I will cut off his head, but this exile in Lingnan is the most indispensable." Zhong Kui said coldly: "A good guy, he is so bold and reckless, even if he is beheaded, it is not an exaggeration!" β
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