Chapter 19: Urine Escape

PS: I have to ask for a recommendation ticket on Monday!

"Oops, the two little brothers are here, please inside, please inside."

When Han Yi and Ono came to the small restaurant on the edge of the Meihe River again, the old shopkeeper couldn't have been more enthusiastic.

Han Yiwu had a face that exploded into wealth, pointed at the shopkeeper and shouted: "Shopkeeper, listen, today Wang Gongzi will come here to meet guests, the most expensive wine and food will be prepared for me, remember, don't ask for the best, but ask for the most expensive, don't lose the face of my prince, if there is a little bit of inconsiderate hospitality, I will ask you." ”

"Prince Wang?"

The old shopkeeper was stunned.

Han Yi crossed his hands on his waist and said, "It's the eldest prince of Wang Bao." ”

"Yes, yes, yes."

Although the shopkeeper nodded in agreement, there was a hint of suspicion in his eyes.

Han Yi saw it in his eyes and knew what he was thinking, but he didn't say much, he went up to the second floor and found a seat by the window to sit down.

After a while, the wine and food did not come up, but the man poured two cups of tea, obviously the shopkeeper was waiting, but soon, let him wait, only to see Wang Bao with three or four idlers walking in with overlord steps.

The shopkeeper hurriedly greeted him, "Prince Wang, those two little brothers are already waiting upstairs." ”

Wang Bao hummed and swaggered upstairs.

When the shopkeeper saw this Wang Baolai, he quickly asked Xiao Er to go to the kitchen to let the master prepare the dishes, and completely did not ask for the best, but for the most expensive.

"Prince Wang, you're here, please take a seat."

Seeing Wang Bao coming, Han Yi hurriedly stood up, stretched out his hand, and gave up the best seat.

Wang Bao was very satisfied with this, snorted, sat down, and looked left and right, "Hey, that old man Xu hasn't come yet?" ”

Han Yi smiled bitterly: "Don't you know Old Xu, which time didn't arrive last." ”

"That's right, every time I ask him to be late, that old guy will die sooner."

Wang Bao snorted, he really hoped that Xu Lao would die early, because there are many people who borrow usury, and they will ask Xu Lao to be a notary, although Xu Lao is only a scholar, but he is very famous in this generation, and even many people in the government know Xu Lao, just because Xu Lao has relied on decades of township examinations, and the officials who will take the exam have become friends with him, so Wang Bao is also a little jealous of Xu Lao. And he said, "Did you bring any money?" ”

"Bring it, bring it, Wang Gongzi is a busy man, how dare I delay Wang Gongzi's precious time."

"If you know, it's good."

Han Yi suddenly shouted downstairs: "Shopkeeper, don't serve the food quickly, if you neglect Wang Gongzi, be careful that I will burn down your shop." ”

Soon the shopkeeper's voice came from below, "Come, come." ”

These words made Wang Bao feel more comfortable, and he felt that he had the treatment of princes and generals, and he couldn't help but look at a few idlers around him, as if to say, look at how clever people are, you guys are woody, learn a little. He said to Han Yi again: "You kid is a little interesting." ”

"Where, where." Han Yi smiled very doggedly, and said: "Wang Gongzi, I really couldn't stand you that day, I felt deeply guilty, if I didn't formally apologize to Wang Gongzi, I would really have trouble sleeping!" ”

The implication is that this meal is a feast of atonement.

At least that's what Wang Bao thought, so he didn't ask more, waved his hand and said, "Forget it, forget it, it's not easy for you, I won't care about it." In fact, after Han Yi packaged his loan shark words yesterday, he had a good impression of Han Yi, and felt that this kid could speak, which was quite interesting, and he didn't blame Han Yi in his heart.

"Thank you, thank you, Wang Gongzi is really an adult, I must pay a few more glasses to Wang Gongzi later."

"Well said, well said."

At this moment, an old voice was heard, "Wang Gongzi, Wang Gongzi, I'm really sorry, it's too late." ”

I saw Xu Lao staggering up, panting slightly.

It's the opening sentence again.

Wang Bao really wanted to beat this old man.

Han Yi stood up again and said, "Old Xu, please come here." ”

Xu Wang nodded, sat down, and said a few more sorry, are you a scholar, the greetings are more nagging than ordinary people.

Wang Bao said to Han Yi: "Okay, now that Xu Lao is also here, you should return the money quickly." "This good feeling is good feeling, and money is money, which are two different things.

"Yes, yes, yes."

Han Yi took out a silver ingot from his arms and put it on the table.

"Silver?"

Wang Bao was taken aback, this year silver can not be regarded as currency, most of them belong to the category of luxury, as currency, it is also used for some foreign trade, in the country is generally only in the hands of high-ranking officials and nobles, the people are difficult to have, Zhenguan years, the imperial court has cast gold and silver Kaiyuan Tongbao, but that is only used as a reward, the people are impossible to have.

Xu Wang also looked shocked.

Han Yi nodded and said, "Prince Wang, you can check whether this is true or not." ”

Wang Bao picked up the silver and turned it upside down, looked at it, put it in his mouth and bit it again, nodded and said, "It's true." "I also added in my heart that the condition is still very good!

Han Yi said: "This is one or two pieces of silver, which is enough to compensate for the consistent money, if Wang Gongzi doesn't accept the money, then it's fine, after all, the IOU promises to return the consistent money." ”

Rare things are expensive, there is little silver these days, how can Wang Bao not want it, but he is more curious, why Han Yi has such silver, "Where did you get this silver?" ”

Han Yi then told Wang Bao again what he said about fooling Xiao Yun yesterday.

"I see!"

Wang Bao nodded, and said secretly, this kid is really lucky!

Han Yi smiled and said, "Prince Wang, what about this IOU---。 ”

Wang Bao is still a little unwilling in the end, the key Han Yi's lady is really beautiful, the entire Yangzhou City has never seen such a beautiful one, but there is no way, everyone has returned the money, and waved his hand to the idler on the side very reluctantly.

The idler immediately handed the IOU to Xu Wang.

After Xu Wang took the IOU, he looked at it carefully, nodded and said, "That's right, that's right." Then it was handed over to Han Yi.

Han Yi was trustworthy but Xu Wang, who was dizzy and old, looked at it himself, and after confirming that it was correct, he put it in his arms and sighed softly, this matter has finally come to an end, even if it is the current Han Yi, even if the money is very easy, he also feels a lot more relaxed, and he is really debt-free and light.

Suddenly, Wang Bao handed the silver in his hand to an idler beside him, and after the idler took the silver, he carefully put it into the pocket in his sleeve.

Han Yi's eyes glanced at the idler, and saw that his chest was bulging, and his eyes lit up inexplicably, his mother charged me such a high interest, if he only cheated him for a meal, it would be too cheap for him, and said with a sneer: "Wang Gongzi, I am afraid that there will be many places to ask Wang Gongzi for help in the future, I hope Wang Gongzi will not trouble me." ”

"Well, if you need money, come to me."

Wang Bao said very happily. He was a loan shark, of course he hoped that someone would ask him to borrow money, of course, with Han Yi's current net worth, if it weren't for the beautiful wife in his family, Wang Bao would really not lend him money.

As he spoke, the food and wine had already come up.

Han Yi personally poured a glass of wine for Wang Bao and Xu Wang, poured another glass for himself, raised his glass and said: "This time there are really two people, I don't want to go in my heart, so I will give you a glass first." With that, he drank it all.

Wang Bao and Xu Wang just took a sip.

Obviously, Han Yi's face has not yet reached the point of toasting with them.

Han Yi didn't care, he was cheeky and kept toasting to Wang Bao, cup after cup, and kept patting Wang Bao's ass, as a person in a thousand doors, this mouth kung fu is very good, after all, it is based on this to eat, and it is really fluttering to shoot Wang Bao, like sitting on the clouds, drinking to the middle of nowhere, and hooking up with Han Yi, saying that he is so unhappy.

Soon, the jar of wine bottomed out.

"Wine, wine."

Han Yi immediately shouted.

The second jar of wine was quickly served.

Another heavy drink, like a whirlwind.

"Hiccup---!

Han Yi suddenly burped and stood up, his body shaky.

Wang Bao didn't drink as much as Han Yi, but he was still sober, "Brother Han, what are you doing?" ”

"- Hiccup---!"

Han Yi suddenly stood on the stool, faced the window, and began to take off his pants.

This kid isn't going to spread it here. Wang Bao hurriedly stopped: "Hurry up and stop this kid." ”

A few idlers beside him hurriedly rushed up and grabbed Han Yi, Han Yi danced with his hands and shouted with a big tongue: "Let go of me, let go of me, I'm going to sprinkle on my pants." ”

Eating and supporting Xiao Ye on the side, he hurriedly rushed over, pushed those idlers away, and then helped Han Yi.

Wang Bao waved his hand to make those idlers retreat, and said with a smile: "Are you drinking bad brains and peeing here?" As he spoke, he waved his hand to Ono and said, "You help him go below." ”

Ono nodded, and then helped Han Yi to walk down.

A quarter of an hour later.

Wang Bao saw that Han Yi hadn't come back, so he called an idler to go down to take a look, and soon the idler ran up and said, "Eldest son, the shopkeeper said that the kid was all urinated on his pants, so he asked him to go back and change his pants." ”

"This kid."

Wang Bao scolded with a smile and said, "Since this is the case, then we won't wait for him, let's go back." As he spoke, he glanced at Xu Wang, who was already dizzy next to him, and shouted, "Old man Xu, let's go." ”

Old man Xu replied in a daze, got up and walked downstairs upside down.

Fall to death you old fellow.

Wang Bao cursed to himself, and staggered downstairs with a few idlers.

But just as he was about to go out, the shopkeeper suddenly stopped him, "Prince Wang, wait, this wine money hasn't been paid yet." ”

"Wine money?"

Wang Bao was stunned and said, "Han Yi, that kid didn't pay?" ”

The shopkeeper said: "You are talking about the little brother who peed on his body just now, oh, he on his body, drunk and unconscious, where can he pay, I saw that he was dirty, so I let the short man who came with him help him back first." ”

Wang Bao hurriedly said: "But this meal is made by him to me, how can you let me pay, you want to go to him." "Although he is rich, he is a well-known iron rooster, and this meal is quite a lot, at least a hundred yuan, and if you want him to pay, it will really cost him his own life.

The shopkeeper smiled and didn't answer, but the meaning of this silence is that where can I find that kid, if you weren't here, would I dare to serve it like this.

"Who dares to eat at my restaurant without paying!"

Suddenly, I heard someone talking outside, and as soon as the words fell, I saw a white-faced boy walk in, about twenty years old, the same size as Wang Bao, but he looked handsome, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and his steps were vain, swaying, and frivolous. "Oops! It turned out to be Brother Bao! ”

When the shopkeeper saw this person, his face tightened, and he hurriedly stepped forward to salute: "The eldest prince is here." ”

When Wang Bao saw this person, the fat on his cheeks twitched, and he slanted the corners of his eyebrows and said, "Shen Xiao, why did you come here." ”

This son-in-law is the young son of the largest restaurant in Yangzhou--- Shen Xiao.