Chapter 11 You want me to marry that fool, dreaming
The inflorescence is apical, with light blue flowers, the stem is erect, and the lower leaves of the stem are rounded and inverted-lanceolate...... I saw the man in white take out this thing that is both flowers and grass from the flower and grass stand, the corners of his mouth rose, looked at me, and asked, "Little baby, do you know what this is?" ”
When this little baby screamed, I really wanted to hammer him to death with one punch. Want to make things difficult for me? Miss Ben is really not afraid of you! A few years ago, when the country opened the two-child policy, when I was 20 years old, my mother gave birth to a younger brother, but because of the milk was born out of the cradle carbuncle, acute purulent mastitis is one of them. When I went back for the Chinese New Year, the old Chinese medicine doctor in the village asked me to get this viper and ox tongue grass every day, and asked me to mash it again and apply it to my mother. Now you're asking me what this thing is, what are you kidding!
I scoffed and replied, "Viper oxtongue." ”
The crowd was in an uproar.
"How can there be such a name? I'm afraid this girl is talking nonsense, right? ”
"I've never seen this kind of flower and plant, and the willow-leaved verbena just now, I've seen a lot of this verbena, but I've never heard of this willow-leaved verbena."
"This boy must not understand ......"
"It's just that we've never seen this rare thing in our lives for so long, how can we know that she is a stinky little hairy child?"
"What Brother Tai said is true, this little hairy child must not know how to pretend to understand......"
"Miss......" Listening to these gossip, Little Peach tugged at my clothes worriedly, and I nodded to her, so that she could rest assured.
In order to show that I really know very well, I raised my voice and told them: "This viper ox tongue herb is a medicinal herb that can cure cradle carbuncles." ”
Now the criticism is even louder!
"This little hairy boy is so shameless......"
"How can a child be undisciplined!"
"It's so embarrassing, how can you be so open-mouthed in public......"
“……”
Extremely depressed, these people are afraid that they are not sick, right?
When I was about to be sprayed to death by the spittle of the crowd, the white-clothed culprit on the stage finally opened his mouth: "This little girl is indeed exactly what she said, this is a medicinal herb, which can treat cradle carbuncles, and her name is Viper Ox Tongue Herb." ”
“……”
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Retribution came so quickly, the speed of this slap in the face, that scene, the ignorant and reckless men and mothers-in-law, instantly silenced.
Then the man in Tsing Yi admitted defeat, but when he stepped down, he glanced back at me again, and this glance made me feel a little weak, as if I was cheating and bullying him with the man in white.
Four consecutive championships, the man in white was proud, looking at his eyes, there were too many things to ask me, don't tease, I will definitely not give him a chance! After the host spoke empty, I quickly pulled the little peach and slipped away.
Just like they all thought that he would definitely lose, but never thought that he would take out this viper and ox tongue grass, we both instantly became a wisp of wind in this grass fight, and wherever we went, we were being discussed.
"That girl said it word for word! It's amazing! ”
"That's right, it's Childe who won again, and it was really thrilling to join forces with a girl at the last moment."
"I heard that the girl was Childe's sweetheart, and as soon as the girl left, Childe chased him out without even taking the reward."
"I heard that the girl and the son were originally married......"
“……”
I'm going to do it. The propagation power of this rumor is simply superb, and when Little Peach heard this, she was very worried.
"Miss, don't show up in the future, if you let the eldest lady know, I'm afraid that Miss will have to suffer again."
I laughed at Little Peach for being too worried, and told her not to panic, "Look, isn't it that no one knows who I am?" ”
Xiao Taozi said: "Miss is now in the limelight, one side is a big lady, and the other side is the palace palace, if you hear these gossips, I am afraid it will damage Miss's reputation." ”
"Don't worry." I had to comfort the girl, "No one knows that person is me, it's a big deal that you can change my clothes in the future, and we won't wear this clothes again." ”
It just so happens that even this head shape can be eliminated together.
This reminded Little Peach, just in case, Little Peach immediately pulled me back to Naifu, saying that I might run into the group of onlookers just now, and if I was recognized, I would be completely exposed.
I'm just sorry, why should I change my look and clothes! I can't wait to bite off this tongue of mine!
Nai Phu.
Back to my miserable courtyard, the chief worker was already waiting, saying that the prime minister had gone to the palace, and the emperor was going to feast the ministers tonight, and he might not come back tonight. So Xiang Ye just came to me to arrange to go to the palace tomorrow, and when he saw that I was not there, he instructed the long worker.
The general meaning is as follows: this palace and this palace are separated by a street, walk over and be afraid of a quarter and a half of an hour, tell me to arrive at the palace palace home school, two hours after school will eat in the palace palace, and continue to attend classes when I don't come to the unitary time, so that I don't want to be sent back by the master again, and said that this is my first visit to the palace palace, don't forget that I will live here in the future, what to do and what not to do should be known.
After listening to this, I rolled my eyes violently, don't say that this poisonous woman is annoying, this Xiangye is annoying enough, as for reminding me every day, am I the one who has been chosen by the palace palace?
It's really depressing.
Before the time came, Peaches was about to cook, so I took advantage of the topic and said to Peaches: "I'm in a bad mood, don't eat zongzi anymore, can you give me something else." ”
Peach shook her head: "From one to five at this end, you have to eat zongzi, and Miss don't have to be tempered." ”
Temper tantrum? You change anyone to try it, the sky can see, I have been eating zongzi all the time for the past five days, except for water, there is nothing else. Peaches said that since the founding of the Infinite Heavenly Empire three hundred years ago, every Dragon Boat Festival is this tradition, from the current saint to the dawn of the people, these five days are spent like this.
I said, "Peach, just give me the whole soup." ”
Momoko replied to me: "Miss, bear with me for the time being, tomorrow will be fine." ”
I think this girl is good at everything, but in front of certain rules, she is too rigid, and her brain is not bright at all.
"This person is alive, the rules are dead, why not change it once in a while?" Every time I say this, the little girl has a classic expression of "Miss, you are talking crazy again".
When Little Peach came up with a plate of zongzi every day as a routine for the past few days and asked me to pick it up, my mentality collapsed, and I didn't eat it to death.
"You don't need to be like this, Miss. The last one. ”
Listen to it, look what this girl has made me accustomed to, I shook my head vigorously with my mouth strained.
"Hey......" The girl sighed abnormally, and made a very regretful expression, "I wanted to say that after the young lady ate the zongzi, she took the young lady to see the Tiandu Lantern Festival this night, since this is the case......"
This snake hit seven inches, my seven inches happened to be pinched to death by this girl, quickly grabbed the little peach that was about to take out the zongzi, picked one casually, and prepared to remove the stitches.
Little Peach laughed instantly: "Miss, don't worry, your hands haven't been washed yet." ”
"What are you washing your hands for, there's no leaf to hold it on?"
Little Peach didn't listen to me, so she snatched the zongzi from my hand, pulled me into the basin and rubbed my hands. While washing, he counted me down, "Miss, after you go to the palace tomorrow, don't be like this today." ”
"How's it going today? If I can get them out of the marriage in this way, I can't ask for it. ”
"Miss is laughing again, isn't she? The marriage between this young lady and the eldest prince was ordered by His Majesty the Emperor himself, how could he take it back? ”
"What do you mean?" I looked at Peaches and felt a chill in my heart, "What do you mean that I can't be separated from that kid in my life?" Unless the emperor decrees that the two of you are not suitable, can you just break up on the spot? ”
Little Peach wiped my hands and peeled the rice dumplings for me, but her mouth was still hitting me: "The slave knows that the young lady is wronged, but the emperor's order is difficult to disobey." ”
The emperor's order is hard to disobey...... If I were a little girl of antiquity, I would be like that. But it's a pity that I'm born in the 21st century, advocating the free love school, although I talked about an unreliable one in high school, and I talked about a regretful marriage after graduation, but I still can't stop me from wanting to find another person's heart, otherwise I wouldn't have signed up for a blind date myself.
I said to Little Peach, "Peach, don't worry, you want me to marry that fool and dream." ”
The moment I bit down into the zongzi, I felt like I was biting the head of the fool. Although he is also innocent, when I think about it, that kid also sent me a promise bracelet, and I really want to smash him like this. I think I was finally reborn once, and I will never be stumped by the order of my parents!
Even if I was born in ancient times, I still have to set a normal marriage for myself, not to mention what kind of prince he is, a single brain is not enough, so he doesn't want me to marry! When I think of a silly man lying next to me every day when I sleep, and I have to serve him for the rest of my life, maybe in the middle of the night he will show two rows of white Sensen's teeth to me, and the saliva will flow like a river, I feel that my brain hurts! Having said that, even if he is a normal man and a general now, I will not be moved, because if he is normal, with his identity, he must be a master with three wives and four concubines.
Little Peach looked at me like this, afraid that I would make some rebellious moves, and took my little hand tremblingly, and her tone was just a worry: "Miss, don't be impulsive, this offends the royal family, it is better to offend the eldest lady." The royal family is a matter of losing her head at every turn, and this big lady will beat the young lady to vent her anger, and for the sake of the master, she will not dare to kill her. ”
Seeing that the peach's eyes were red, I quickly patted her arm: "Don't worry, peach, I have my own measure, and I won't come nonsense." ”
This is absolutely sincere, isn't it just going to class with those little princes? Isn't it just that you don't have to talk nonsense around with your own heart? How simple it is, I will definitely abide by my duty, not be late or leave early, study hard every day, until the day when my wings are full and I can spread my wings and soar......