Chapter Seventy-Nine: Handsome and Stupid
After arriving in this world, Fang Jie's biggest impression is that manpower really seems to have no limits. The inherent cognition of his previous life was raped again and again by the reality of this world, and the special mother was actually happy, which made him wonder if the directors who made martial arts dramas in his previous life had all crossed over and then went back.
But even Chu Liuxiang, if he is fat to the point of this fat man, he is afraid that he will not be able to squat on a slender weed and sway lightly in the wind. squatting like this, Xiang Shuai will also be envious, jealous and hateful.
This once again subverted Fang Jie's understanding of human structure, and also subverted the knowledge he had learned through more than ten years of hard study in his previous life.
For such a fat man, what Fang Xie wants to say the most is.
It's not scientific.
The fat man who was wearing moon-white clothes but had been soaked in sweat into an egg-yellow robe stared at Fang Xie with a smile, pointed to the coat on Fang Xie and said with a smile: "Deserter? ”
Fang Xie first shook his head, then nodded again.
"I heard that some of the soldiers of the Right Guard were transferred to the martial arts arena, and it was these soldiers who were used in the battle for the top three in the martial arts academy. You're hiding here at this hour, and it seems that you've decided the winner, can you tell me who won the first place? ”
That's what he asked.
It's not about why you're here, and whether you're trying to do anything so common sense.
Fang Jie's hand kept resting on the handle of the horizontal knife, and the muscles of his whole body were tense. Although his current posture looked a little awkward, if the fat man made any moves, he could draw a knife and hurt someone in a second. But Fang Xie didn't dare to draw his knife, and even deliberately suppressed his hostility.
For a fat man who can squat on blades of grass, he doesn't know if his resistance is useful. Of course, if this fat man makes a move, even if it is pointless to resist, Fang Xie will not be restrained.
"It should be Rowan."
He replied.
"Huh?"
The fat man snorted in slight surprise, then scratched his hair in annoyance and said depressedly: "I bet five hundred taels of silver on Li Fubo, if Luo Wen wins the first place, won't I lose it?" It's not good, it's not good, it's bad. ”
He came down from the blades of grass with a gentle movement. When he put his feet on the ground, the grass didn't seem to change. The wind was still blowing gently, and the grass was still swaying slightly.
"You're not trying to ambush us on the side of the road, are you?"
The fat man was depressed for a few words and then asked Fang Jie, very seriously.
Fang Xie also shook his head seriously and said, "I really didn't mean that, you should be able to see that I was avoiding you." If I wanted to rob, I should have jumped out and said a few cruel words. For example, I opened the road, and I planted this tree, and if I want to pass from here, I will leave to buy road wealth or something. ”
"These words are really-."
The fat man shook his head and said, "These things you said should be done by those officials of the Great Sui Mansion." ”
Fang Xie thought so, so he nodded vigorously.
"Since you're not trying to rob us, then I'm fine. You continue to hide, I'll go first, I'm sorry to disturb you. Don't worry, I won't go to the police to hide a deserter. Because if I report it, the government won't give me any reward, and I won't do anything that is not beneficial. ”
The fat man smiled and waved his hand to say goodbye.
When he walked up the official road, the curtain of a carriage parked on the side of the road opened a gap, and someone looked inside and asked, "Xiaojiu, what's the matter?" ”
The voice of the speaker is very low, very strong male voice.
"Proprietor, it's nothing, I met a little deserter who was a little funny, but I think he must have lied, although I don't know what he lied to me. Because it has nothing to do with our trading house, and I don't want to rob, I ignored it. ”
"He's lying to you that he's not a deserter."
The man in the carriage said a word, then lowered the curtain and said: "Let's go, Yu'er is tired of traveling for so long, go home quickly, she must want to take a comfortable bath and sleep beautifully." ”
"Yes"
The fat man bowed his head in response, turned his head and glared at Fang Xie and said, "You lied to me!" ”
Fang Xie wanted to laugh, but didn't dare.
Since he came to this world, he has met a lot of interesting people, such as big dogs, such as Mu Xiaoyi, such as the old lame, and even Su Tugou and the proprietress of the Fan Gu dog meat shop are all interesting people. But I don't know why, although he just chatted with this fat man for a few very unnutritious words, he felt that this fat man should be more interesting than the big dogs. How bored is a person who will come and squat on the blades of grass and talk to himself about whether you are robbing or not?
"That...... Can I ask you for one thing. ”
Fang Xie stood up, patted the broken leaves and dust on his body, and asked with a serious expression: "Just now you said that you wouldn't report me if it was not good, I am grateful." But I want to ask...... Can you be a good guy and take me into town along the way? ”
"You're not a deserter."
The fat man pursed his lips and said, "How can any deserter flee to the city, so you have the right guard's uniform, maybe you killed a soldier and then robbed it." You may be a murderer, and a murderer who attacked and killed the officials and soldiers of the Great Sui. Now it's no good, I will arrest you and send you to Chang'an Mansion, because I am a great Sui citizen with a sense of justice. Taking the maintenance of the peace of the imperial capital as its own responsibility is the consciousness that every person of the Great Sui should have. ”
He said as he walked towards Fang Jie.
"Five hundred taels"
Fang Xie stretched out his hand and gestured and said, "Just make up for the silver you lost in your bet." ”
The fat man's footsteps paused, and he was about to say something when he suddenly coughed in the carriage. The fat man's face changed slightly, then he shook his head and said, "Don't do it." ”
"One thousand taels!"
Fang Xie bit the pressure and said: "Just when you bet right and make double the money, you can forget me when you enter the city, I don't remember your favor, and you don't remember that I appeared." ”
There was another cough in the carriage, so the fat man shook his head again.
Fang Xie took a breath hard and reported his bottom line: "One thousand and one hundred taels, I won't give out one more copper coin." ”
"Done"
The words were not spoken by the fat man, but by the man in the carriage.
Wu Yiyi, the richest man in the Great Sui Dynasty, who is known as the richest man in the world, decided to bring a suspected deserter into the imperial capital because of this 1,100 taels of silver.
He opened the curtain and said to the fat man seriously: "One thousand and one hundred taels of silver, it is a business that I personally took over, and it has nothing to do with you, well, it has nothing to do with it at all." ”
The fat man's face was bitter, and he asked aggrievedly, "Is there a share?" ”
Wu Yi shook his head: "I don't have a single copper coin." ”
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Fang Xie sat in a carriage, took off his Great Sui warrior clothes with some difficulty, and then opened the curtain and asked the fat man riding next to him: "Do you have any clothes for me to change?" ”
"Yes"
The fat man nodded and said, "Add five hundred taels of silver." ”
"It won't take five hundred miles to make gold wire, right?"
Fang Xie scolded in his heart and bargained: "Fifty taels, at most." Even the most famous Yuexiangji cotton garment in Chang'an City is exquisitely made, at most at this price. ”
What he said is indeed right, and in fact, a cotton cloth dress can be sold for fifty taels of silver or even more outrageous price, and Chang'an Yuexiangji can sell it. There has never been a shortage of big families in the imperial capital of the Great Sui, let alone businessmen and wealthy people. A person who has no fame, no matter how rich he is, is not allowed to wear brocade clothes. Moreover, the social status of merchants is not high, and whoever wears a brocade robe is challenging the majesty of the laws of the Great Sui. If it is light, it will be punished with a cane, and if it is heavy, it will be distributed.
And the businessmen have money, and they have to show that they are different from ordinary people. When I sit together and talk about business, I don't want to lose my face. Therefore, in the hearts of these rich people, Yue Xiang Kee has launched a series of exquisite workmanship, fashionable and comfortable cloth clothes, the most important thing is that it looks as bright as brocade clothes, but the price is expensive.
It has to be said that this is a very successful marketing plan, since the launch of the Seiko cloth series, businessmen flock to wear a piece of Yue Xiang Kee clothes as a symbol of taste. The cloth clothes are made into the taste of brocade clothes, and they do not violate the law, it can be said that the boss of Yue Xiang Ji is a business talent.
"Can Yue Xiangji's cloth save you?"
The fat man asked for a solution.
"Can't"
Fang Xie shook his head.
"Isn't this enough, Yue Xiangji's splendid cloth clothes sell for fifty taels of silver each, which is the most common style, and it is also last year's old backlog. Have you seen this very handsome and elegant moon-white robe on my body, which cost me three hundred and sixty taels of silver. So all I can say is that you don't know, and then I'm going to say that you don't take your life too seriously. ”
"One Hundred Taels"
"Four hundred and eighty taels."
"One hundred and fifty taels"
"Four hundred and fifty taels"
Fang Xie really couldn't fight with this fat man, and said ruthlessly: "Three hundred and sixty taels, according to the price of this dress on your body." ”
"Okay."
The fat man smiled and nodded, then took off the moon-white robe on his body and threw it to Fang Jie: "You get what you pay for, Tong Su is not bullied." ”
The smell of sweat on this dress knocked Fang Xie over almost instantly, and Fang Xie firmly believed that even the stinky feet of a big dog did not have such power. And because this dress was made according to the figure of the dead fat man, Fang Xie gritted his teeth and endured the smell of getting into his nose before he realized that wearing this dress on himself was like wearing a dress that barely covered his knees, and it was especially fattened and enlarged.
The fat man took off his robe, only wore the white clothes and pants inside, counted the silver tickets handed over, and smiled: "When you go out with so much silver, you don't seem to be an ordinary person." However, I pay attention to credit in business, and I took your money to keep you safe and keep it confidential for customers, rest assured, I will not ask you what your identity is. ”
After saying this, he suddenly realized something and hurriedly said to the carriage in front of him: "The proprietor, this transaction is made by me, and the goods shipped are bought by my own silver, and it has nothing to do with our goods going all over the world, right?" I can take the three hundred and sixty taels of silver......"
The thick male voice in the carriage snorted disdainfully and asked, "When Yue Xiang Ji bought this dress, did Yue Xiang Ji's guy give you a discount because you are my person who travels all over the world?" How much money was folded? The money you save is the benefit of my name as a global cargo. So...... The depreciated silver is the shares I bought and sold just now. ”
The fat man's face became extremely exciting, and he took out a hundred taels from the silver ticket and reluctantly stuffed it into the carriage in front of him.
Fang Jie's eyes straightened, and he couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "It's difficult to get rich without making a fortune in this kind of business." ”
"You're wrong."
The fat man stuffed the remaining silver ticket into his clothes, and explained to the other party seriously: "If you do this business, only our proprietor in the world will be rich." Because if other people dare to calculate with him like this, in the end, he will not even have a pair of pants left. ”
The curtain of the carriage in front opened a gap, and a piece of paper flew out.
"The fart is good, the proprietor rewards."
The deep male voice said with a slight meaning.
The fat man flew out of the horse, his body whirling in mid-air like a swift around the wall, grabbing the one hundred taels of silver ticket he had just handed in and flying back to the horse, moving incredibly fast, completely contrary to human mechanics and gravity.
At this moment, a small head poked out of the carriage behind him, looked ahead, and was a little curious. This is a little girl who looks fourteen or fifteen years old, with delicate eyebrows and delicate eyes, and a beautiful billet with a logo. Although it has not fully grown and there is still some baby fat on the chin, there is no doubt that it will definitely kill many men after two or three years.
She looked at it a few times and then retracted her head, and then said to the woman sitting in the carriage with her eyes closed with some excitement: "Miss, that fool who spent 1,100 taels of silver to buy a road turned out to be a handsome young man with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes." ”
"Idiot"
The beautiful woman known as Miss frowned slightly and said, "Isn't a handsome fool a fool?" Don't you think it's intolerable to be handsome and stupid? ”
"Miss...... Not good. ”
The little girl's eyes widened and she said with some concern.
"It's handsome and stupid not to cheat and go home to play, thanks to it. It's back to the imperial capital again, and you have to have some fun with a boring life, right? ”
She smiled and pinched her index finger and thumb in the void, as if pinching the leg of a flower butterfly to see if it couldn't fly away. But in her opinion, the guy who paid for it to take it along the way should be more fun than a flower butterfly.