Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Prince's Masterpiece
It was the stammering groom who took Liu Jian away. He shouted 'it', and dragged Liu Jian to run into the stable.
The stammering horseman had great strength, and pulled Liu Jian to run to the stable. When he came to the stable, Liu Jian didn't come to his senses, and saw the two horses in the stable handing over pei.
When the crown prince Liu Jian saw this scene, he became angry: "What are you doing, master stammer?" Calling me here to see this inappropriate thing for children? ”
Seeing that the crown prince Liu Jian was angry, the dumb man on the side spoke.
The mute is also the groom of the stable, he is the right-hand man of the crown prince Liu Jian, and he did all the murder and arson. He does not speak with his mouth, he speaks with his hands. He dragged the clothes of the crown prince Liu Jian, waved his hand to him and explained: "Prince, you have forgotten, this is not a horse and a horse, it is a horse and a donkey are in pei, it is a masterpiece of your whim." ”
The mute language of the groom is incomprehensible to ordinary people, only the prince Liu Jian has more time to communicate with him, and he can hear it. The dumb is not really dumb, he just has a damaged throat and can't speak, but he can understand.
Prince Liu Jian slapped his thigh and remembered it.
A month ago, when the crown prince Liu Jian was hunting, he found a wild dog crawling on the back of a wild boar and doing something inappropriate for children. Liu Jian originally pulled up his bow and arrows to shoot them. But when you think about it, what will these two guys give birth to when they make a pet?
Thinking of this, Liu Jian put away his bow and arrows, and asked them to pay their good fortune and enjoy it, so as not to spoil their good deeds.
On the way home, Liu Jian pondered. These two guys can get together, and if you let the horse and donkey in the stable get together, what will happen?
Liu Jianyi wanted to get excited. He uses people as an analogy. Some of the children born of men and women are like fathers, and some are like mothers; Some are half like their fathers and half like their mothers.
The cub born of this horse and a donkey may be a horse or a donkey; It is also possible to be half like a horse and half like a donkey.
This man is half like a mother and half like a father, and that is a human being after all. But what is this cub like a horse and half like a donkey? Two are not like that?
The more Liu Jian thought about it, the more he decided to create something that was 'not like two things'.
No matter how hard Liu Jian worked, he didn't go home, so he rushed directly to the stable, and asked the master to lock up a stallion and a female donkey together and raise them well.
At that time, the stammering master didn't understand that horses and donkeys have always been kept separately, and you asked him to lock up different types of donkeys and horses together, not to break the rules.
"Prince, you don't have to worry about raising horses and donkeys, we have had a complete set of breeding methods for more than ten years."
The stammering master didn't listen to the prince Liu Jian.
There are few people in the palace who dare to disobey the orders of the crown prince Liu Jian, and one of them is the master of stammering. The stammering master is a groom, and he is also the horseback riding master of the crown prince Liu Jian when he was a child, so when the stammering master sees Liu Jian's unreasonable things, he will oppose it.
Seeing that the master did not follow, the prince Liu Jian looked for a dumb groom. Liu Jian told the mute what he meant, and told them to raise them well and let them write together.
The dumb groom heard Liu Jian's bad idea, hehehe, and nodded at the same time and said that he would definitely raise it well, so that they could make something that didn't look like it.
The stammering master disagreed: "Prince, this can't be done." It's incest. If you do that, the world will be in chaos......"
Prince Liu Jiancai doesn't care if your world is chaotic or not, he just thinks of his masterpiece with one mind. With a wave of his hand, he said to the dumb man, "I don't care, it's up to you to be dumb." I'll come and see it in a few days. ”
A few days later, the prince Liu Jian, who was not doing his job, came to see that the horse and the donkey lived together, how was the situation?
However, when he came to the stable, he was dumb and helpless, and complained to the prince Liu Jian, saying that he raised horses and donkeys well, but he couldn't write a piece.
The prince held his chin in one hand and pondered. The dog in the mountain forest can climb on the back of a wild boar, why can't this horse and donkey get together?
The crown prince Liu Jian pondered for a long time, but he didn't find out the reason, so he walked around the stable.
Prince Liu Jian turned around several times and finally found the problem. These two horses and donkeys, the skins are wrinkled, this is like a person in his seventies and eighties can be passionate together?
The crown prince Liu Jian patted his head and figured it out, it must be the master who was making a hindrance and deliberately made him unable to make his masterpiece.
Liu Jian can't help the master, there is still a way to deal with the mute. He pointed to the tip of the mute's nose and said, "Listen to the dumbman, and change me a young, strong horse and donkey at once." If they can't do it, you're going to have to ......."
After the crown prince Liu Jian finished speaking, he left angrily.
As soon as Liu Jian left, the dumb couldn't stand it, so he had to ask the stammer: "What should I do?" ”
He couldn't deceive Liu Jian, so he had to sigh: "It's a sin." ”
The dumb man had no choice but to honestly exchange for two young, strong, and beautiful horses and a donkey. These two guys are locked up together, and they have been making out in less than two days.
Remembering that these two guys got a piece, the prince Liu Jianlai was in good spirits: "Ah, it hasn't been two days yet?" These two guys are still very good. ”
Therefore, the crown prince Liu Jian carefully observed the exchange between the horse and the donkey......
After reading it, Liu Jian praised the two grooms, and promised that if the two are not like, there will be a heavy reward, and a servant girl will be rewarded for being their wives.
When the dumb man heard the prince's reward, he laughed vigorously. The dumb man has not yet married a wife, if the prince awards a wife, so that he is not excited?
The stammering is also happy, although he has a daughter, he also has no wife.
These two guys are involved, but what is it that was born, the prince Liu Jian still has no bottom in his heart, and he has been thinking about it on the way home.
When Liu Jian pondered that he was about to arrive at the door of the prince's palace, he remembered that there was a girl waiting for him in the house.
Thinking of the girl in the house, and then thinking about the strength of the horse and the donkey, Liu Jian became excited again. He rubbed his hands crossed, and the more he rubbed his heart, the hotter he became, and the hotter he was, the faster his steps became......
Just when the crown prince Liu Jian lowered his head and rushed forward, someone stopped him: "You stop me." ”
Liu Jian was shocked by the shouting. He stopped and looked at it, isn't this a princess sister?
"Little sister, what are you doing here at such a late hour?" Liu Jian's meaning, princess sister, hurry back to your princess palace.
King Liu Fei loves to build houses, as long as he is willing to live alone, he can live in a palace.
"What am I doing? Are you too embarrassed to ask? Brother, you used to be young and frivolous, and if you did bad things, forget it. How old are you now, the crown princess doesn't marry, and only cares about herself all day long. Did someone else's girl recruit you or provoke you, and you kidnapped someone else? Think about it, if my sister were tied up like this, would I still be alive? You have to wake up, if you continue like this, will you still be able to keep your position as prince? I sent that girl away, so do it yourself! ”
The crown prince Liu Jian was taught a lesson by his little sister and suddenly vented his anger. When I returned home, I saw the empty living room, like an eggplant wilted after frost.
was reminded by the little sister, Liu Jian was worried about the kidnapped girl. The girl won't be frightened, something is wrong with her brain? Or do you feel that you can't see anyone and kill yourself for a short circuit?
She won't, listening to her character, will never look for short-sightedness, and her brain will not be affected. Maybe she'll find a way to get revenge on him.
If only she had come to seek revenge.