After hearing this, Lu Zhe was also amused by this rather witty Zhitong monk, and then looked nervously in the direction of Pei Qingnu, and found that this mysterious big sister was in the dense forest next to the road at this time, walking in the direction of Lu Zhe, presumably just solved a personal problem. Seeing Lu Zhe looking over, he saluted from afar, probably not hearing his and the monk's rude words.

Fortunately, fortunately, although I don't know what kind of character this young lady is, but seeing that Chen Wenruo respects her quite a lot, she must have something, plus she is a person sent by her own financial master, and she takes care of and respects herself along the way, so she is naturally not good at joking.

After seeing Pei Qingnu enter the carriage, Lu Zhe said to the great monk, "Master, take care of yourself." Then he also walked deep into the forest, ready to solve the next hygiene problem.

When Lu Zhe lifted his pants and walked out of the dense forest comfortably, he found that the monk was already eating with the group of Xuanjia captains, Lu Zhe couldn't help but have a clear understanding of the affinity of this Zhitong monk, fortunately, he was also hungry, and he didn't say anything at that time, but returned to the carriage, took out the millet dumplings he had prepared, boiled a pot of boiling water, and prepared to pour them into his bamboo tube.

When going out, everything was simple, and the group hastily ate some dry food with mountain spring water, sat down and rested, and then went on the road.

And the great monk of Zhitong, at this time, also seemed to see that this group of people was faintly dominated by Lu Zhe, and throughout the afternoon, they basically rode a horse and walked with Lu Zhe, even if Lu Zhe had faintly urged the donkey to lean on the side of Yuwenyin and others, it did not stop this talkative monk from coming up to talk.

In the following journey, the great monk Zhitong chattered in front of several people, and gradually, this rather funny and humorous monk was already faintly in parallel with this team.

"Isn't the master's surname Lin or not?" Seeing that the great monk was chatting and laughing with the Xuanjia captain named Li Xiaoshan, and chatted for several hours in a row, I don't know why, Lu Zhe remembered a certain dwarf stone pier surnamed Lin who was also talkative.

"The surname of the poor Taoist family is Song, what advice does Xiao Langjun have?" While the great monk of Zhitong was hanging over the river with a group of people, he could also take the time to reply to Lu Zhe, who had just joined the chat, and this skill was far better than Lin Wuyi's dwarf stone pier.

"Nothing, nothing, just remembering an old man. I don't know where the master is purifying? Lu Zhe thought for a moment and asked.

"Poor Dao Lanruo, it is thirty miles outside the city of Ruzhou. If you are interested, you can come to the temple for a visit. Seeing that Lu Zhe diverted the topic, the great monk no longer asked about the deceased surnamed Lin, and replied with a smile (Lan Ruo, originally referred to the residence of Qing cultivators, and later used to refer to Buddhist temples, rather than the famous haunted temple in later generations).

"The master is gracious, we understand, but we still have important matters, so it is inconvenient to bother." Yu Wenyin noticed that this strange monk had faintly mingled with his subordinates, and he was dissatisfied and vigilant at the moment, so he made a gesture to let his subordinates disperse, and at the same time urged the horse to approach, sneering at each other.

"The master doesn't know, my dynasty was initially decided, although it is a great rule, there are still a lot of remnants hiding in the mountains and forests, and the Central Plains has gone through many years of war, ten rooms and nine empty, the people's hearts are not ancient and the world is pouring out, I have heard that a lot of clothes recruit men to live, there are also many monks who gather in the mountains and forests, marry women as wives, and make a mess of pickled in the clean land of the good Buddhism, it is said that before the Buddha hall, there are still diapers to dry."

As soon as these words came out, the faces of the people around them became strange, and many Xuanjia lieutenants immediately understood that this was their own leader secretly warning themselves, so they exchanged a look with each other, nothing unusual on the surface, but they were secretly vigilant in their hearts.

"This Lang Jun is really right!" Although the monk was fat, he did not breathe at all, and when he spoke, he spoke like a donkey, and he looked extremely indignant.

"At this time, most of the monks and nuns in the world are not in a system, and they insult the name of my Buddhism. Poor Dao wants to go out and travel, and the family members are in the temple, and they can't feel at ease, so they go and return, and they want to take their families with them, so they can prevent the little novice in the poor Dao Temple, hey! This world is really out of place! ”

I'll rub it, you monk is really shameless. Compared with some "masters" in later generations, it is not far behind. Lu Zhe couldn't help but be amused by Zhitong's shameless words, and the gang of soldiers laughed even more.

"It should be like this, if the master doesn't go back to the temple to get his family, wouldn't it be cheaper for others, if you know that those little monks, but they are in the prime of life! Hahaha. A Xuanjia lieutenant said loudly, causing another burst of laughter.

"Extremely, extremely, this Lang Jun is quite reasonable, those thieves are bald, and they can't relax for a moment!" The monk said naturally, causing everyone to laugh.

Although these Xuanjia lieutenants belong to the secret department, most of them are from military families, most of them are concubines or young sons, and the habits in the army are very heavy, this kind of meat talk is very appetizing, and the secret spies at this time are not as terrifying as the later generations, and the hundred horsemen do not have the self-cultivation of the later generations of Jinyiwei, and the hundred horsemen at this time still can't get rid of the habits of the military man, and they can't be regarded as special intelligence officers.

This is the case, the Tang Dynasty as one of the most powerful dynasties in history, Li Shimin, as the first emperor of the ages, is also very confident in the control of the empire, and naturally disdains the treacherous means of spy politics. It was not until the Wu Zetian period that it was possible that women were naturally suspicious, or it was possible that Wu Zetian was not in the right position, that spy politics was able to appear in the Tang Dynasty, and the Datang version of Jinyiwei - Neiwei was suddenly born.

And the monk's next words made all the Xuanjia lieutenants applaud even more, but they didn't expect this Zhitong monk to talk to them about women, and he was quite proficient, looking like an old driver. I saw him sitting on a horse, proclaiming the Buddha's horn and talking eloquently.

"There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south, you can know that the Annan woman, petite and exquisite, gentle temperament, hugging the knee is unique, and the Xianbei woman, tall and white, with a slender neck, is the most suitable for the jade body on the couch, the Dongying girl is well versed in etiquette, behaves decently, and is the best to use as a maid, and the Persian orchid, enthusiasm is like fire, the desire is very strong, one is enough, there must not be more than two, haha." The monk immediately made a high-level statement, which attracted the loud applause of all the Xuanjia captains, and he was simply a confidant.

And then, the monk's remarks made these men in the army awe-inspired, almost cited as their ginseng mentors, talking about the Tang Dynasty women, the monk believes that Sanxiang women are gentle, Bashu women are talented, Longxi women are loyal, and Guanzhong women are the most suitable to marry home, and only Hedong women in the world are not allowed (see Hedong Lion Roar, although the saying comes from the Song Dynasty), not only is she jealous by nature, but almost all of them are fierce women, and she has beaten her husband for a long time.

Hearing this, everyone expressed a certain degree of admiration for the "experience" of the teacher Zhitong monk, and many Xuanjia lieutenants began to happily communicate with each other, and the team became a large-scale "driving" scene for everyone.

The monk is happy here, who knows that he was angry with one of the people in the convoy, it was Pei Qingnu who was sitting in the car, because this Pei Qingnu was the daughter of the Pei family in Hedong, and the force value was extremely high, and this age was also unmarried, which was exactly the same as the monk described, although the sister-in-law was alone, most of it was not her problem, but the monk's words were simply heart-piercing.

This is not to blame Pei Qingnu, about the monks and Xuanjia lieutenant those foul words, Lu Zhe, a modern person feels red-faced when he hears it, how can Pei Qingnu, who is older than the family, stand it, although she doesn't want to hear it at all, but first, her ears are very good, and secondly, the monk's voice is really louder, those meat words go straight to her ears, and what's even more hateful is that these stinky men are still laughing lewdly at me on the side, which makes Pei Qingnu in the car grit his silver teeth, and his hand involuntarily holds on the hilt of the sword, eager to kill the general, Kill all these nasty embryos.

The monk then talked about wine and riding and archery, which is something that these men with excess hormones like, and unconsciously, the great monk Zhitong has successfully integrated into this group of military men, and he is simply a confidant, even that Yuwenyin is no longer eyeing him.

Happy times always pass very quickly, Yuwenyin and the others have not yet reacted, and the day is already about to reach the mountain, so the great monk Zhitong pointed to the road in front of him and said to everyone: "It will be late, there is no market town store in all directions, and this number is poor Lan Ruo, can't Lang Jun take care of it?" ”

"That is the case, please ask the master to lead the way." Looking at his brother's unfinished expression, coupled with what the monk said was indeed true, Yu Wenyin glanced at Lu Zhe and agreed.

Originally, Lu Zhe felt that this matter was a little strange, but after thinking about it carefully, since Yu Wenyin, who was an expert in this area, had already agreed, he must have thought that this monk was not in any danger, why did he make a move many times, and he had promised the monk just now, even if he wanted to stop it at this time, it was not easy to speak.

After a day's journey, no one wants to stay overnight in the wilderness. Lu Zhe remembered that there was one of the most terrible troops in the world around him, even if the monk had any evil intentions, he could deal with it, thinking of this, Lu Zhe secretly looked at the medicine prince, and saw that although the medicine prince was also dignified, he never said anything to stop him. Lu Zhe's heart has settled down a lot now.

Even the long-experienced medicine prince faintly acquiesced, what else did he say, so Lu Zhe also nodded at Yu Wenyin, meaning that he had no problem.

"It's getting late, please come with the poor road." Seeing that everyone agreed, the great monk Zhitong rode his horse and walked straight to the mountain road, and behind him was Lu Zhe and his party.

In the glow of the western sky, the group sped up and walked towards the depths of the forest smoke.