Chapter 179: The princess should invade the pig cage
Chapter 179: The princess should invade the pig cage
The smoke made the old man Cheng's childlike heart rise, a pot of fire was released overnight, and the next day he sent Cheng Huaimo to ask for it, and the next few days were like seven life-urging golden talismans, which made people uneasy. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Cheng bites the gold is like the ultimate oss, it is difficult to shake it with his personal strength alone, as long as he twists it gently, he can make people disappear, and it is terrifying. If you want to defeat this ultimate OSS, there is only one way to team up for PK, and you have to take the net worth of countless teammates, unfortunately, Jin Yu has no teammates who are willing to complete this difficult task. So Cheng bit Jin and said that he was disappointed, Jin Yu was helpless, Jin Yu understood very well in his heart, and he didn't have any reason to talk to Cheng Fairy, Jin Yu had to blame himself for his hard life, but there was no other way.
There may also be book friends who say that smoke can be promoted as a "signal" in the army, but this is very unrealistic, first, the fire is not big enough, and second, it is inconvenient to carry it, it is better to take firewood anywhere, and it is cheaper to use the beacon as the number. So even Cheng Biting Jin just regarded smoke as a pastime.
At the beginning of the Tang Dynasty, Duxing gave New Year's gifts before the year, instead of starting to visit relatives and friends on the first day of the new year like later generations. Yang Ying took care of all the congratulatory gifts needed by relatives and friends of the Jin family in an orderly manner, and then sent housekeepers and stewards to send them one by one, but it did not occupy Jin Yu's kung fu. Jin Yu couldn't help but sigh, or the ancients were real, as long as the congratulatory gifts were solid, it didn't matter if you were the main one? It just happened to save the annoying mistake of being funded, and Jin Yu was very happy.
It's almost the New Year, and there is one more job that must be done - cutting windows. Yang Ying's craftsmanship is good, she didn't give Jin Yu a chance to show off, and the two of them had a good time at night.
In this year, the New Year is not called New Year's Day, it is called "New Year's Day" (there is an essential difference from the New Year's Day in the later world, do not be confused), and New Year's Day has the rule of "vigil", that is, do not sleep at night on the Chinese New Year's Eve, and light the lamp at night, until the husband reports five more days, you can blow the lamp and pull out the wax.
After dinner, Yang Ying killed the door bar early, saying that she would be in the house tonight for eating, drinking, and Lazar, and she couldn't let anyone go out at night, otherwise it would be bad if something dirty came in. Although Jin Yu doesn't believe in this set, it is better to follow the ancestral system, and save others 1uan chewing the root of the tongue.
The two of them played as much as they could, and it was just early in the morning, and it was boring. Seeing Yang Ying yawning for a long time, Jin Yu was a little distressed, so he proposed: "Lady, why don't we light the lamp and squint with the clothes for a while?" ”
Yang Ying yawned again and shook her head resolutely, "No, God will blame you for breaking the rules." ”
"Then something has to be done, right? Sooner or later, you'll have to fall asleep. Jin Yu helplessly spread his hands, this is the truth, in the dead of night, people are easy to fall asleep, even if they are sitting, their heads will be little by little, and they will fall asleep unconsciously.
"Husband, what time is it?" Yang Ying opened her hazy sleepy eyes and asked.
"It's ugly, isn't it?" Jin Yu glanced at his watch, it was one o'clock in the morning, isn't it ugly when converted?
"Then it's time to put up a window." Yang Yingrourou's eyes cheered up.
Jin Yu nodded, it would be good if he could have something to do, otherwise he might really fall asleep. It seems that the ancients had prepared various tasks for themselves to avoid falling asleep in the middle of the night. If you post the window again the next morning, you will be accused of being a "lazy woman", even if your husband wants her wife to cooperate with something, the infamy will eventually fall on the woman, which is very unfair.
It's really hard to see clearly at night, and it's hard to stick the window. Yang Ying said that this is to test the handiwork of the woman who has not been out of the cabinet, if you can stick the window very beautifully under the light of the bean, it must be a clever girl, and there will be many matchmakers in the coming year to say goodbye. Otherwise, you will be looked down upon, as a woman, you can't even post a window, and you will definitely not be able to do anything. Jin Yu is skeptical of this statement, is there any need to connect with "Bo Tao Dangyang" and "Ru Pingchuan"? Those who believe in this statement are melon seeds. Jin Yu can only say that in a difficult environment, the ancients were very good at coming up with some strange ways to toss themselves.
Jin Yu has a flashlight, he is not afraid of the dim light, and after a while, he will plaster the bedroom window all over. The rest of the time is reduced to the strange cycle of "dozing off".
Yang Ying supported her head with both hands, and muttered to Jin Yu: "Husband, tell a story to the concubine, the concubine can't stand it." ”
"Done." Jin Yu is also uncomfortable, since Yang Ying has beaten his spirits, he has no reason to retreat. "For the sake of my husband, I will tell the lady a princess story today." ,
Jin Yu cleared his throat and used a voice rich in magnetic xing to tell the story that was very popular in later generations - the mermaid princess.
"She is the daughter of the Sea King, the princess of the mermaid country, which is different from us, they have lived at the bottom of the sea for generations."
Yang Ying slowly entered the state of listening to the story, her mood fluctuated with the progress of the storyline, and the sleepiness temporarily disappeared on her face.
The reason why the story of the mermaid princess can be widely circulated is because Andersen grasped the psychology of readers, and Yang Ying, who is also a princess, listened to it with relish.
When Jin Yu talked about the mermaid country, whenever her daughter was fifteen years old and could float to the sea to watch the seascape, it had already resonated with Yang Ying, as if she herself recalled her past. Living in the courtyard of the deep house, it is natural that the heart will look forward to the world outside the high walls, but the mermaid princess is much luckier than Yang Ying.
The long story was retouched and processed by Jin Yu, and Jin Yu was stunned to finish telling it when it was more than two xiao. Yang Ying's expression changed with her husband's mouth, and Xiao grabbed Jin Yu's arm nervously, and sometimes wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes.
When Jin Yu told the whole story, Yang Ying also did Jin Yu's arms from the opposite side of Jin Yu. Yang Ying buried her head deep in Jin Yu's arms, unwilling to raise it for a long time. "Husband, this is the best story the concubine has ever heard."
"Of course." Jin Yu was proud, the reason why this story has endured for a long time is because of its classic xing, which is best used to deceive the tears of underage girls. Jin Yu drank saliva to moisten his throat, such a long story is really physical work, and his throat is already dry and smoking.
"But that mermaid princess should invade the pig cage!" Yang Ying's soft voice was like a large forbidden spell hitting Jin Yu's fragile mind, making it petrify instantly, and the surprised expression stayed on his face for five seconds.
"Why?" Jin Yu forced himself to twist his neck and lifted Yang Ying's face, and the two looked at each other. The reason why Yang Ying said this, Jin Yu felt that she must have her own reasons, and he didn't believe that his Xiao lady was "beating the water dog".
"That princess is a cheap ~ person, how can a woman's marriage be decided by herself? Which is not 'the order of the parents, the words of the matchmaker'? Besides, 'parents of the body's skin', how can it be easily damaged? Yang Ying was full of words and said a standard evaluation of the ancients who looked at this story.
"Hmm." Jin Yu nodded, feeling that what Yang Ying said was very reasonable.
"But the concubine also admires this mermaid princess very much, if she changes to the concubine body, the concubine body will also do such a thing for her husband, as long as she can see her husband live well." Although Yang Ying's tone was light, it weighed a thousand catties in Jin Yu's ears. What Yang Ying thinks of this story has been said before, she represents the ancients, if Yang Ying does this, others will also give her a "pig cage" treatment plan. "Do it knowing that you can't do it", at least it's on an equal footing with the mermaid princess, right?
"Happy New Year, lady! Let's take care of it! After listening to Yang Ying's confession, Jin Yu hugged Yang Ying tightly in his arms, for fear that he would lose it as soon as he let go. If Yang Ying said that he was going to invade someone in the pig cage now, Jin Yu would implement it to the letter, he was willing, who could care?
"Husband, I'm out of breath." Yang Ying also hugged Jin Yu tightly, but after a while, Yang Ying naughtily scratched Jin Yu's waist with her hand.
Jin Yu secretly wiped a handful of tears before letting Yang Ying go, if Yang Ying saw himself crying, wouldn't it be very shameless?
When the two kissed me, I remembered to make a change outside. In normal times, there is no husband in the countryside, and only on major festivals, the main family will assign someone to temporarily act as a husband, so as to remind the residents to pay attention to the time and not to miss the memorial service.
As soon as the husband had beaten the bangzi, a bonfire was lit in the front yard, and Chen Rui threw the "firecrackers" he had carefully selected into the fire, and there was a faint "crackling" sound. The voice was not loud, of course Jin Yu and Yang Ying couldn't hear it, but Yang Ying had already passed several similar festivals, so of course she knew what it meant.
"Husband, the vigil is over, we can sleep for a while." Yang Ying stood up and stretched her waist, under the cover of the cotton clothes, she couldn't see her figure, but if she removed the clothes
"Oh? So fast? So should we go to sleep first? Jin Yu stretched out his hand and mossed Yang Ying's face, looking like mimi.
Yang Ying had just expressed her heart, but she didn't reject it in her heart, but reason told her that she couldn't agree, "Husband, you have to get up early tomorrow, and you need to come forward to invite gods and ancestors." ”
"Huh? And please God? What God? Jin Yu asked in surprise, there is no new year to ask God to say in the future, is it unique to this era?
"There are gods for everything, as long as our family has it, we have to invite it." Yang Ying yawned, ignoring Jin Yu's rubbing, blew out the light and began to untie his clothes.
"The gods and goddesses finally celebrate the New Year, and the lady won't let the gods sleep longer? woke up the gods early in the morning, and it is estimated that the gods are not happy. "Jin Yu copied the bread from the back, and he was very skilled.
"Well, the concubine is asleep, and she doesn't know anything"
"The lady sleeps with you, and she sleeps with her husband after she is busy, hehe."