Chapter 331 - 262: You're the Pig
In the room, sandalwood is lit to make people feel calm.
The three yellow monks invited Hu Gua, Average, and Yuan Gongzi into the meditation room, and sat down to serve tea, while accompanying them.
Liu Bei sat not far away, looked around, and nodded secretly, neat and tidy, simple and atmospheric.
Everyone was polite, naturally they would not treat themselves badly, sat down, and saluted each other with the teacup.
Soon, the house was filled with the smell of tea.
The three yellow monks smiled and looked at everyone, but when they saw Liu Bei, a ray of light flashed in their eyes.
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Not long ago.
The matter in front of the temple must always be dealt with, which involves the face of several families.
They are all people with status, of course, they can't be solved in front of everyone and under the scorching sun.
So, everyone finally accepted the invitation of the three yellow monks and entered the meditation room of the monastery.
The three yellow monks warmly invited Miss Du Pu to go with him, but he was coldly refused, and he was ......
Yes, women can also go out to enter Taoist temples and other places to worship, but they can only cover their faces and wander around the main hall, and they cannot enter other courtyards and rooms, so as not to be criticized, not to mention that they are still the noble daughters of the Huangfu family.
"This eldest daughter, it is better to settle the grievances, please go, and serve it as a fragrant tea......"
Miss Du Pu was a little moved, thinking about going in to see how it was different from the Taoism she was cultivating, but she was pulled by Hu Yu's sleeves and could only continue to pretend to be silent.
'Woo, I shouldn't have promised you, I can see that I've come here as an ornament, woo, hateful toad spirit......
Hu Yu glared at Sanhuang Seng with a frosty face: "You are still a host, and you naturally read a subset of classics, don't you know the difference between duties?" ”
The three yellow monks had a round face, and they smiled very kindly, and smiled slightly: "The Buddha said: Everything is an appearance......
Zhuge Buliang interjected on the side: "Oh, I understand, that means that if you take off your human skin, your essence may be a dog or a pig, there is no difference."
Well, I'm going to write it down......"
As he spoke, he took out his small notebook and wanted to record it.
Sanhuang Seng was still smiling, his eyes narrowed slightly and returned to their original state: "This little brother, it's a good thing to study hard, but you can't ......"
Zhuge didn't light his eyes and looked at the three yellow monks and rubbed his head.
"You don't wear open crotch pants, why do you call me brother?"
Hu Yu glanced at the Sanhuang monk, whose face was shaking, and was obviously about to go violently, grabbed Zhuge Buliang, and his voice was cold: "You believe in your way, I will take my bridge, we will not interfere with each other, but don't talk nonsense, take care of your mouth, otherwise, hum!" ”
'It seems that the family has a family history, it's not easy to deceive, cough cough ......'
Sanhuang Seng knew that he couldn't persuade this noble girl anymore, so he restrained his mind and had a bright face and a loud voice.
"It's me who is obsessed, donor......"
"You're the pig, look at the ......"
Liu Bei suddenly shouted, and he bullied himself again, about to start another battle, but he was quickly stopped by everyone, crying and laughing one by one.
The donor is a kind of name for outsiders, and it is almost the same as calling others Mr. and Taoist friends, you are really a rammer.
Liu Bei struggled desperately, glaring at the three yellow monks angrily, and stood desperately.
The old face of the three yellow monks was burning, and he was really annoyed by this toss, but what is the best way, he can't fight, and he can't fight, and he doesn't fight......
"It's the old man who lost his words, the old man who lost his word, the old man who made me, I ......"
Before he finished speaking, Sanhuang Seng looked at the palm spread out in front of him, and his head was confused, so that he didn't know what to say for a while.
Miss Du Pu snorted softly, and Hu Lie hurriedly pulled away the menacing Liu Bei.
Hu Yu then said: "My family was abandoned by his parents since he was a child because he was too distinctive, and he survived by relying on a wild sow, and he was ridiculed.
He doesn't turn his head, and familiar people call him that, which is an affirmation of him, and he will be happy.
But people who are not familiar with him call him that, he thinks that it is really insulting to his mother pig, and he will fight with people. ”
"Oh, I see, it's the old man's ......"
"If you insult him, you have to apologize to him."
Sanhuang Seng's words were held back again, and he was stunned with a surprised face, he really didn't understand, what does this mean, where did I insult him, what do I apologize?
With the idea that more things are better than less, Sanhuang Seng felt that he was a master of Taoism and could not dwell on these trivial things.
"Shi, this strong man, the old man apologizes to you!"
Liu Bei was hugged by Hu Lie, his eyes lit up when he heard this, and his palm stretched out again, making the three yellow monks confused again, so he had to look at everyone for help.
Yuan Gongzi laughed, took out a fan out of nowhere, and slapped it a few times to cool down his hot face, and then said.
"It looks like a fool, but he has a good way to live, admire and admire!"
When he said this, Sanhuang Seng understood at once, he just wanted money.
'Are you really stupid or fake stupid?' ’
Sanhuang Seng actually understands that this must have been working hard with people since childhood, and everyone gradually touched his shortcomings in order to persuade him, and summed up the method, but this method is excusable but reluctant, it is all money, and the old heart is distressed.
If you continue to talk about it, it will be endless, and this group of people has a very good background.
'For a quick solution, I, I, the old man endured. ’
With a smile on his face, the three yellow monks came to Liu Bei, who was roaring in place, and took out a round-headed object from the sleeve of his robe and put it in the palm of his hand.
"This strong man, this is a good utensil that has been blessed, commonly known as wooden fish, please accept it."
Liu Bei snatched it over, sniffed it and put it in his arms, and stretched out his hand again.
Sanhuang monk's eyelids jumped, so he had to touch out a string of beads again, and he was grabbed again, lost his trace, and then ......
Looking at the bear's paw in front of him, the three yellow monks wanted to cry: "I'm a monk, I don't have those mundane things on my body, these few magic weapons of yours can be sold for hundreds of taels of silver, woo, you're not satisfied......"
With a smile on his face: "Strong man, you don't see that I have it on me, or wait until I go in......"
"That's what you said, I hate people lying to me the most."
The fat on Liu Bei's face trembled.
Everyone laughed and said, "We testify for you and will never dare to lie to you."
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So, Miss Du Pu took people to visit the Daxiong Treasure Hall.
Liu Bei, as a representative, took Zhuge Buliang and a few others into this meditation room for entertaining guests.
But he is not equal to others, and he is also a fool, so he sits on the outermost side.
Everyone tasted the tea and said some nonsense, and then slowly put down the teacup, the corners of their mouths turned up slightly, and they all looked unfathomable.
Liu Bei lowered his head slightly: Don't pretend to be so sophisticated, I'm not afraid of getting an egg for a while.
Since the matter needs to be resolved, you must always find a middleman, and everyone looks at me, I look at you, and they are silent.
The courgette sat there, looking very calm, but in fact it was like sitting on pins and needles.
'I have good food and drink here, and he is cold, and I still leave my post and come here...... Woo, I'm going to suffer when I go back......'
"I think it's better to give him some money first, send him out, and then change the housekeeper."
The more Yuan Gongzi looked at Liu Bei, the more angry he became, and decided to send it away first, isn't there a little white face over there, it's him.
"Uh-huh......"
The three yellow monks and the average nodded one after another, we are hosts, nobles, and we have lost our dignity to sit with a fool, and we have to discuss things together, this has to be said, and we can't live anymore.
The room fell silent again, and he glanced at the people in the room.
The host is the one who pays the money, and it is inconvenient to ask; Yuan Gongzi, a powerful man, is impossible to ask; This official is suitable, but people close their eyes and obviously don't want to ask.
Then it can only be yourself, who makes yourself the most suitable now.
"Strongman, I wonder how you want to compensate you?"
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