When Du He heard this, he scolded: "It's really just coming with your mouth open, talking nonsense, it's a mess, it's a mess, it's a shameless ......."

"You ......"

Without waiting for the eldest grandson Wuji to refute, Du He continued to ask: "Dare to ask the eldest grandson, this trip to the same state, it takes three days to go back and forth, who stipulates it?" ”

"This ...... There is no need to stipulate that it will take about three days for the old man to travel to Tongzhou in a carriage. Eldest Sun Wuji said with some weakness.

Du He smiled: "It takes about three days, probably, maybe, maybe, this kind of word, Lord Changsun should not say it, twelve hours a day, three days is thirty-six hours, how many hours does it take to ride a horse to go to the same state?" ”

Eldest grandson Wuji: "This ......"

Duhe: "How many hours does it take to ride in a carriage?" ”

Eldest grandson Wuji: "Probably...... No, it's three days, thirty-six hours. ”

"Are you sure?"

"Of course!"

"What nonsense, it takes thirty-six hours to ride in a carriage? If you are riding a slow horse, how can you get there for two days and three days? If the carriage is a fast horse, and the road does not sleep, why do you need three days? Duhe asked aloud.

"You...... You're quibbling, who will really figure out how much time it takes, isn't it enough to be fed? The eldest grandson Wuji's nose was crooked, thinking that he was so dignified, he was actually asked by a hairy child, and there was no reason not to be angry.

Du He smiled slightly, and asked rhetorically: "Since no one will calculate how much time it will take, how did the eldest grandson keep saying that it will take three days to go to Tongzhou?" You admit you're talking nonsense? ”

"You ......"

The eldest grandson, Wuji, was asked again.

He flicked his sleeves angrily and said, "Duhe, you don't have to be honest, I'm talking about resisting the decree, but I'm not telling you how long it will take to go to the same state." ”

"No, no, no, Lord Eldest Sun, how long it takes to resist the decree and how long it takes to go to the same state are essentially the same thing." Du He hurriedly added and asked, "Lord Eldest Sun, please answer me, how long will it take to get to Tongzhou?" ”

"I ...... I do not know. ”

The eldest grandson Wuji was going crazy, he found that he had been taken to the ditch by Du He from the beginning, and now he couldn't climb up if he wanted to.

"Can we not talk about the same state?" Eldest Sun Wuji asked with some collapse.

Du He nodded: "Okay, Lord Eldest Sun, then why do you think I am resistant?" ”

"Your Majesty asked you to go to Tongzhou, and you went to appear here, isn't this what is the city of resistance?"

"Then you tell me, how long will it take to go to the same state?" Duhe asked.

Eldest grandson Wuji: "......"

How do you say that it has come back to it?

He jumped to his feet angrily and said, "Duhe, the old man doesn't want to discuss how long it will take to go to Tongzhou, the old man just wants to ask you, are you disrespectful?" ”

"Nope!" Duhe said very dryly.

"You have!"

"How do you prove it?"

Eldest grandson Wuji: "If you don't go to Tongzhou, you are resisting the decree." ”

Duhe: "How do you know I didn't go to Tongzhou?" ”

"You're in the palace now, so that proves that you didn't go to Tongzhou?" The eldest grandson Wuji said with some annoyance.

Du He smiled: "I am in the palace now, how can I say that I have not been to Tongzhou?" ”

The eldest grandson Wuji roared: "It will take at least three days to go to Tongzhou, and you are standing here, could it be that you went to Tongzhou and came back?" ”

Du He looked calm: "Lord Eldest Sun, how long will it take to go to Tongzhou?" ”

"This ......"

The eldest grandson was so angry that he almost spurted out a mouthful of blood.

"Can you not tell me how long it will take to get to the same state?"

"Okay, Lord Eldest Sun, how long does it take to get from Tongzhou to Chang'an?" Duhe asked seriously.

Burst!

This time, the eldest grandson Wuji City was really angry and vomited blood.

I saw him spurt out a mouthful of old blood, and his body fell down softly, and then leaned against the pillar, pointed at Du He, and said weakly: "Old man...... The old man won't argue with you, you disrespectful boy! ”

The scene was suddenly chaotic.

Li Er also had to go out in person, and hurriedly called the imperial doctor to help the eldest grandson Wuji down for diagnosis and treatment.

Chen Shuda stepped forward and said sharply: "Your Majesty, Du He will not say anything, but also make the eldest grandson angry like this, and the Seventh Majesty is in charge." ”

"Your Majesty, please!"

More than a dozen ministers said in unison.

Li Er said in a deep voice: "Du He, I will give you another chance, if you don't give me an explanation, I will definitely punish you severely." ”

Li Er was indeed a little angry.

Seeing this, Du He stepped forward and said: "Your Majesty, those who say that the ministers are resisting the decree are simply nonsense, because the ministers have already gone to Tongzhou and are back. Yesterday received His Majesty's edict, the minister rode on the BMW 730 that His Majesty had rewarded a few days ago, and rushed to Tongzhou, this evening, he rushed back, in order to witness the style of the Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Club, but I didn't expect that these guys, their conscience was greatly broken, and they thought that I was resisting the decree......"

Speaking of which, Duhe pretended to be aggrieved.

Chen Shuda said: "Du He, you said that you rushed to Tongzhou and rushed back, how can you prove it?" ”

"Lord Chen, do you need proof? Ladies and gentlemen, do you need proof as well? ”

Chen Shuda and the others all nodded.

Du He sneered: "Okay, since you need proof, then I'll prove it to you!" ”

Bang bang bang.

Duhe clapped his hands.

Then, I heard the sound of hurried footsteps in the distance.

Everyone turned their heads to take a look, only to see Chi Gong, the assassin of the same state, and his eldest son, Yu Chi Baolin, hurrying towards this side.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Wei Chi Lao Hei actually came to Chang'an?

I only heard Wei Chi Gong pulling the male duck's throat and said loudly: "Silly son, go quickly, you won't be able to catch up with the Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Meeting, I heard that this participated in the Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Meeting, not only young talents, but also many ministers' daughters, the old girl, Fang Xiaomei, is also there, if you have the ability, carry Fang Xiaomei back to warm the quilt tonight, your father and I will go to find Fang Lao Goods tomorrow to raise relatives......"

Everyone couldn't help but laugh.

Fang Xuanling is face turned green with anger.

This old black is actually beating his own daughter's idea for his son, which is really hateful.

Immediately, Yu Chi Gong and Yu Chi Baolin came to everyone.

When Li Er saw it, he asked in surprise: "Jingde, aren't you in Tongzhou, why did you suddenly come to Chang'an?" ”

Wei Chigong said with a big grin: "Isn't it that I was sick some time ago, and I don't know how Your Majesty learned the news, so he actually sent Du He, a kid, to see me in Tongzhou, and told me that I was going to hold a Mid-Autumn Festival poetry meeting today...... Ah no, it's a dog, looking for a daughter-in-law, so I rode my BMW 750 overnight, and followed Du He's BMW 730 all the way to Chang'an, but I still haven't run this kid, and I just arrived now, I hope Your Majesty will forgive me! ”