Chapter 737: True Monarch Lao Zhu
God! When did he have such a profoundness, and he really invited the gods to come down to earth, Lao Dao slapped him in the face fiercely, and he still couldn't believe it.
But the huge colored ball clearly fell from the sky and floated towards the altar, could it be that this is the legendary Ziwei Emperor's mount Qixiang Car? It's extraordinary! But how could you not see the true body of Emperor Ziwei?
"Dao Chief! Michigan! If you don't dodge it yet, it's going to hit you soon! ”
Hearing the reminder of others, Lao Dao came back to his senses, and when he saw that the seven-incense car had arrived in front of him, he didn't dodge and hurriedly knelt on the ground, and said loudly: "The disciple really greets the Zhongtian Ziwei Arctic Emperor Immortal!" ”
Unlike the panic and confusion of the villagers, Lao Dao was very calm and when he bowed, Emperor Ziwei's seven-incense cart flew right above his head and crashed into the altar.
Boom! With the uproar, the seven-incense car smashed the originally sacred and solemn altar into a mess, and the incense, candles and fruits were scattered all over the ground, and the greedy children secretly crawled over to get them, and were slapped hard by the adults on the buttocks, and at the same time stretched their necks to see what the gods looked like.
After the Emperor Ziwei's seven-incense car fell to the ground, it didn't seem to be as magical as in the sky, and the huge colored ball also became flattened, but fortunately, the Emperor Ziwei finally appeared, and what made people happy was that it was not one immortal, but four immortals.
One is tall and smiling, the other is burly and not angry, and there are two fairy children. It's just that the four immortals are a little embarrassed.
The fairy, who was about twenty years old, no, looked like a fairy in his twenties, reached out and touched the bodies of the other three people, and then jumped on the ground twice, then picked up a piece of dim sum from the ground with a smile, blew the dust on it and began to eat, and muttered in his mouth, "But I'm starving!" ”
I stuffed a snack into my mouth in just two bites, and my cheeks were bulging, although it was indeed for you, but it was too ugly to eat.
"Is this a fairy?" Although the old Dao was a little suspicious, he still stepped forward to meet him, "The disciples of the Dao Sect have really seen all the immortals, the disciples have just used the technique of seizing the gods and possessing the body, please be possessed by the gods of the immortals to kill the demons, I never thought that the immortals would come, I don't know which one is the Emperor Ziwei!" ”
Ma Du looked at the surrounding scene and then looked at the old Tao, and probably understood what was going on, this kind of ritual was very common in the countryside, but whenever something didn't understand the yamen, it was everyone who pooled money to ask monks and Taoists to do it. Looking at this spiritual altar, Taoist priests, and the men, women, and children in the village, there must be a ritual going on here just now, combined with what the old Taoist priest just said, they landed at just the right time and were regarded as immortals.
He was about to step forward to explain, but Lao Zhu stepped forward and said with a smile: "I am the Emperor Ziwei!" "Look at what Lao Zhu means, this is a playfulness, but as an emperor for ordinary people, it can be regarded as a level of immortals, since Lao Zhu has spoken, the difficulties of these villagers should be solved.
A child next to him giggled and smiled: "It's not like that! There is no such black fairy ...... on the painting" was covered before he finished speaking.
Xiao Tong is right, this self-proclaimed Ziwei Emperor doesn't look like a god at all, his black face is full of folds when he laughs, and some people believe that he is an old farmer in the countryside.
The old Taoist priest felt that this short brown dress did look like an old farmer, without the slightest fairy spirit, but after a closer look, he saw that his heavenly court was full of square circles, his ears were big and his shoulders and nose seemed to be hanging gall, his appearance was extremely rich, and there was a kind of temperament of a superior person between his actions, although he was smiling, but the majesty under his eyes made people dare not look directly, the key is that he still dared to call himself me!
The only one in the world who dares to call himself such is Ying Tian, and the rest can only be the Four Great Emperors in the sky, could it be that this emperor deliberately transformed into this appearance?
For a while, Lao Dao was also confused, and he really couldn't tell whether the person in front of him was a man or a god, but in order to fulfill his own pocket, even if he wasn't, he had to be, and bowed to Lao Zhu again, "The disciple really often worships the true monarch!" ”
Who knew that Lao Zhu held his hand in a flash, "Get up, it's not in heaven!" Rise up, all the believers. ”
Ma Du almost didn't squirt out the dim sum foam in his mouth, Lao Zhu is really good at acting, he really thinks of himself as a fairy.
Lao Zhu walked to the front of the spiritual altar with a weak step, and sat on the futon with a short body, Lao Zhu squinted his eyes and said in a long voice: "What do you want, just say it." ”
An old woman stumbled over, fell to the ground and cried: "Grandpa Fairy, the old man's son is dead, can you tell Lord Yama to bring him back to life!" The old man struck his head, and then another group of people cried and shouted to resurrect the dead in the house.
From the words of these villagers, we know that seven or eight people have died in this village one after another, and the earliest one has died a year ago, and they have all turned into white bones at this time.
Zhenchang Lao Dao stepped forward and scolded: "Don't be delusional, the true monarch only cares about the latitude and longitude of the heavens, the sun, the moon and the stars in the heavenly court, and the matter of life and death is the king of Hades, even the true monarch cannot be easily changed!" Now it is your greatest blessing to be able to ask the True Monarch to come down and slay the fox demon, so that you can live in the land that has been passed down from generation to generation. ”
"Tell me what the situation is."
The old woman wiped her tears and cried and cried to bring the reason one by one, from last year's Dongyue village Chen Yuanwai's son suddenly died, not long after the Zhuangzi there was a man inexplicably died, looking for the yamen in the work can not find out the reason, so I asked the old Taoist to eliminate the demon.
Lao Zhu bowed his head slightly after listening, "Xingri Ma, come here." ”
Star Sun Horse? Bacheng was calling himself, Ma Du hurriedly swallowed the snack in his mouth and went over to accompany Lao Zhu to act, and as soon as he arrived, the old Taoist hurriedly bowed, "It turns out that Shangxian is the star and sun horse in the twenty-eight constellations, and the disciple has really seen Xingjun!" ”
This liar was quite deep in the play, so he sent him away casually, and pretended to say to Lao Zhu: "What does the true monarch command?" ”
"You are the best at slaying demons and destroying demons, and this matter will be left to you."
Where is this to kill demons, this is to solve the case of Lao Tzu, but Lao Zhu had no choice but to respond when he spoke. He turned to walk in front of the old woman, helped her up, and said, "Auntie, follow me...... Let's talk about what symptoms Ling Lang had when he passed away! ”
The old woman wiped her tears and said: "That day, when he came back from the Lion Rock to collect firewood, he said that he was dizzy and flustered, originally thought that he was tired of collecting firewood, and the old man asked him to go to the bed to lie down, who knew that it would not be long before he could breathe and his face turned purple, and it was gone that day." The old body gave birth to three children, and only this single seedling survived, so how can I live in the future! Woohoo......"
Ma Du asked the others about the same situation, and Lao Dao came up and said: "The dead are all strong men, so the disciple suspects that the fox demon is seductive, and he suffocates to death after inhaling their yang energy." ”
Ma Du glanced at him, "It is said that there are ten ways and nine doctors, and you are the one who doesn't understand medical skills." ”