Chapter 114: Dali Temple's Sizhi Zhong Kui
In his sleep, he felt his nose itching, Cheng Chubi couldn't help sneezing, and then woke up slowly, and just opened his eyes, he heard a pleasant laugh.
Cheng Chubi knew that this prankster was none other than Xiao Er.
After some time of exercise, Xiao Er'er's body has also improved a lot, but it will take some time to cure it.
Human beings can make themselves healthier after exercise, and it has been known for a long, long time, that the divine doctor Hua Tuo once created the famous "Five Fowl Play".
Xiao Er'er looked at Cheng Chubi with a smile, her hand hidden behind her, and she was holding a goose feather in her hand, this little girl who loves to play mischief.
"Little boy has scattered all my dreams." Cheng Chubi looked at Xiao Er'er with a resentful face, and said, "You have to pay for a certain dream." ”
"But, what am I going to pay you for?" The little child pouted, pondered, and said, "The child has no money." ”
"Hahaha......" Seeing Xiao Er'er like this, Cheng Chubi couldn't help laughing.
"The colt is awake? Your Majesty has been waiting for you for a long time. Li Zhong stood next to him and said in a non-yin and non-yang manner. Originally, I wanted to tease the little girl, but it was all ruined by this guy.
"What time is it?" Cheng Chubi sat up lazily and asked.
"It's past noon."
"Can you get something to eat?"
"Humph! Your Majesty has woken up and still hasn't eaten a drop of water, do you still want to eat? ”
"If he doesn't eat it, that's his business, can't I eat it if he doesn't eat it?" Cheng Chubi was extremely depressed in his heart, but he could only follow Li Chong to the Qinzheng Palace.
At this time, I saw a burly man standing outside the Qinzheng Palace, and when I got closer, it was Zhong Kui.
"Horse, what is the matter with the saint sending me?" Zhong Kui asked a little nervously, after all, he is still a mortal now, and the emperor is the co-lord of the world, this is about to see the emperor, and there is still some nervousness.
"Don't be nervous, this is a good opportunity for you to show your ambitions, and whether you can do things for the people in the future depends on this time." Cheng Chubi patted Zhong Kui's shoulder and said, "Come on, young man!" ”
"Xuan, Zhong Kui, Cheng Chubi will see you." The sound of a male duck sounded, and Cheng Chubi hurriedly took Zhong Kui and walked inside.
I saw that Li Shimin had already changed his clothes at this time, and there was a faint smell of meat in the palace. This is the trick of the devil!
"Meet Your Majesty, Long live Your Majesty, long live Long live." Cheng Chubi walked inside and hurriedly said.
Zhong Kui was forced to look at it, what is this? It's different from the etiquette of meeting the emperor from the book, it's a world of difference? What the hell is hooray, hooray, hooray?
Zhong Kui was extremely puzzled in his heart.
"Let's be flat." Li Shimin waved his hand and said, "You are Zhong Kui and Zhong Zhengnan?" ”
"Exactly." Zhong Kui said excitedly, at this time, not only Zhong Kui was excited, but even Li Shimin was extremely excited, I really haven't seen such a ghostly person with such a big face, this is too casual, Emperor Wen of Sui Yang Jian is the ugliest and weirdest-looking person in the world, I didn't expect this person to be uglier and more terrifying than Yang Jian.
According to historical records, Yang Jian was too ugly when he was born, and he frightened his mother, but his mother lost him, and then was raised by a nun.
According to the record of the Book of Sui, Yang Jian "is a man with a dragon's jaw, with five pillars on his forehead, his eyes are shot outward, and there is a text in his hand to say that he is king, long and short, deep and serious." From the above description, it can be seen that Yang Jian's appearance has five "strange": first, the forehead is prominent, and there are five bulging parts from the forehead to the top of the head; Second, the lower jaw is very long and prominent; 3. Sharp-eyed and aggressive; Fourth, the palm print resembles the word "king"; Fifth, the upper body is long, and the lower body is short.
From a modern point of view, this is simply ugly.
Now that he has seen the second person who is uglier than Yang Jian, Li Shimin is secretly surprised in his heart, this person is even uglier than Yang Jian.
"Your Majesty, Zhengnan is a strange person in the world, he has a strategy in his heart, he can be literary and martial, His Majesty is the holy monarch of the world, and he should put all the talented people in the world into the palace, and don't let the talents be left behind." Cheng Chubi said with a slight smile.
"What the colt said is not wrong, if it is really talented, I will not hesitate to reward it." Li Shimin glared at Zhong Kui with a pair of tiger eyes and said, "Are you really talented?" ”
Being glared at by Li Shimin like this, Zhong Kui couldn't help but be secretly surprised in his heart, saying yes or no, saying no, it's really too tangled.
The air suddenly became a little quieter.
"Yes!"
After a few minutes, Zhong Kui took a deep breath and said, "Minister, there is!" ”
"Good!" Li Shimin smiled slightly, if Zhong Kui is a timid person, even if he is talented, he doesn't need it, if he is talented but not courageous, it is difficult to achieve great things.
"Your Majesty, you and Zhengnan talk slowly, and the minister still has something to do, so he will retire first." Cheng Chubi hurriedly arched his hand, and then took the opportunity to slip away.
What Zhong Kui and Li Shimin are talking about, that's their business, and Cheng Chubi doesn't want to participate.
Seeing Cheng Chubi retreating, Li Shimin couldn't help but snort coldly and said, "This lazy and tired guy!" ”
Zhong Kui was secretly surprised in his heart, he really didn't expect Cheng Chubi to be so favored, if other courtiers dared to be so presumptuous, it is estimated that he would have been beaten up a long time ago.
Cheng Chubi walked out, and then walked to the imperial dining room, where the entire palace can have food is the imperial dining room. After finding some mutton, Cheng Chubi began to make it, and after a few minutes, a fragrant smell began to permeate.
The life of Datang is simply too good, eating big fish and meat every day, it is simply very refreshing, after eating, Cheng Chubi came to the Qinzheng Hall again and waited quietly.
It was almost in the afternoon when Cheng Chubi was called in again, and he saw that Zhong Kui's whole face showed great joy at this time.
"Decree, Zhong Kui has a strange appearance; However, he is a talented, full of economy, and upright, and has been given the position of the head of Dali Temple, in charge of criminal prisons. Li Shimin looked at Zhong Kui and said.
"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Zhong Kui's face showed a look of great joy, Cheng Chubi was a little depressed, what kind of official is this Dali Temple Sizhi? Sounds like a petty official, do you need to be so excited?
"Cheng Chubi recommended talents for meritorious service, and gave a special reward." Li Shimin said.
"Your Majesty, what is this feast?" Cheng Chubi was a little puzzled.
"It is to accompany His Majesty to a banquet." A beautiful palace maid beside her said.
"Oh, I see, Your Majesty, can the minister refuse?" Cheng Chubi asked weakly.
"Huh?" Li Shimin couldn't help frowning.
"Your Majesty, Weichen ate too much just now, and he hasn't digested it yet, so there's no need for this feast, right?" Cheng Chubi hurriedly made excuses for himself.
"Tell the truth!"
"Your Majesty, the food you eat is too unpalatable, the food in the imperial dining room is not as delicious as the dishes made by my cook, and ......" Cheng Chubi stopped talking.
"Huh? And what? ”
"And the utensils you have here are too old, doesn't Your Majesty know that the Cheng family table and Cheng family chair are now popular in Datang?" Cheng Chubi said with a smile: "Sitting and eating is much more comfortable than sitting cross-legged, Your Majesty, you are a little out of the trend." ”
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