Chapter 288: 219: Crunchy

Liu Bei sat in a small sedan chair, led a group of people, Hu Lie led the way in front, walked into the valley, and stood and looked down.

Following all the way, in order to keep up with the four-legged flower-skinned pig, he finally got free, and tilted into the flowers and plants on the side, foaming at the mouth.

The wicked have their own mills, and pigs are not among them.

The flowery pig, who enjoyed the uncle-level treatment yesterday, thought that he had seen the county order and would not lose his pig face like the first time.

So the flower-skinned pig who waited for the summons, carried the pig's head and raised the pig's face, moved his four little short legs, and walked into the house to see Liu Bei without hurry, preparing to let him serve him well and raise his style.

"Kawawa, be a pig who is served by the county order, and say it to save face......"

Na Cheng thought, as soon as he entered the house, a sound came into the pig's ears.

"Come on, remove the skin of this pig, and roast it for lunch......

"Yes!"

A few big men ran over in a few steps, grabbed the trotters of the somewhat stunned flower-skinned pig, reversed it, and walked out upside down.

The flowery pig finally came to his senses, and he couldn't care about his pig face, calling again and again, struggling desperately.

The officials had already been ordered, but they just spun in place, shouting in their mouths.

After making a fuss for a while, Liu Bei raised his hand in a fake way and let go of the goods.

It's not that Liu Bei has this hobby of torturing animals, he just took this opportunity to see if this pig was artificially trained as he thought, or if he guessed that it did have some spirituality.

Only by creating an atmosphere of panic can we see some of the roots.

"Hey, the way this thing is frightened is not like all the instincts of animals, but ......

When it comes to life and death, animals will follow their instincts perfectly, and it is impossible to do this with training. ”

The flower-skinned pig was put on the ground, and the very angry pig eyes glared at a few big men, which means: I will wait for Lao Tzu.

The big man smiled and replied: You must eat roast pig at night, to ensure that you are charred on the outside and tender on the inside, delicious and juicy, and have an endless aftertaste.

The eyes of the pigs are white, and the pig's mouth is closed.

Liu Bei was happy in his heart, this product was fun.

"Yesterday you came to see me, I guessed your thoughts, sent someone to go there, met the injured Shi Lao Liu, and also knew about him.

You came back with my people just to prove that what Shi Lao Liu said was true.

Hear the words and nod your head. ”

The flowery pig stood in the middle of the house, and was just about to make a move, when he suddenly felt cold.

The animal's instinct prompted it to quickly look at the source of the cold wind, while its body tensed.

A black dog with a wide back and a thick body covered in black satin slowly came to his eyes from behind the screen and slowly approached.

"My mother, where is this dog, this is a calf......"

The heart of the flower-skinned pig broke, and he was frightened and curled up on the ground.

Run? Where to run? Besides, have you ever heard that a pig can outrun a dog?

In fact, pigs give people the illusion of 'herbivores', when in fact they are omnivores, and the same is true of domestic pigs, and in many cases, dogs cannot beat pigs that are completely enraged.

It's just that domestic pigs are difficult to be provoked, and this product has long given up treatment, eating and drinking and waiting for death.

This may be because they have broken away from the status of wild boars and chosen to attach themselves to humans, and the nature that must be discarded for the reproduction of the race.

The big black head swayed and came to the flowery pig, and the dog's nose sniffed vigorously a few times.

In front, Liu Bei suddenly made a difficulty, frightening the flowery pig.

Next, the black big head, the dog king, appeared and was shocked.

The flowery pig was completely cowardly, lying there humming weakly, what do you like, Lao Tzu can't afford to admit defeat.

The big black head sniffed a few times, then snorted a few times, and walked to the side to lie down.

Naturally, the others didn't understand what it meant, but they just knew that this was the county order to find their own dog to intimidate, and this was just to show off by completing the task.

Liu Bei understood, and nodded faintly.

"Everybody out."

Soon, people went to empty houses.

Only Liu Bei, the black big head, and the flower-skinned pig were left in the house.

Liu Bei scratched his head and looked at the big black head: Can you understand its pig language?

The big black head snorted: No, it's not a language.

Liu Bei's eyes were contemptuous: Aren't they all animals, what about the common beast words and beast words?

The big black dog crooked his eyes: Humans are also animals, you know?

'Poof'

Liu Bei is deflated, then what am I looking for you to do, you have no use.

The big black head was angry: It's scared to pee, you're blind!

The flowery pig looked at a human and a dog, and there he was not happy after a long time: I was afraid and didn't dare to make a sound, but you can't see that I'm there, and this is too burying me, a pig who is one in a million.

“zhuizhuizhui”

The flowery pig spoke for himself, and spoke out angrily, interrupting the lingering relationship between the two.

"Ahem, ahem!"

Liu Bei's face turned red, and he rolled his eyes patronizingly, ignoring the right thing, dereliction of duty, dereliction of duty.

I was going to use the big black head to suppress this flower-skinned pig with a head to look at the sky, and then communicate with each other, and the three of them established a connection.

But the language is not understood at all, it is really a problem, there is no way to communicate, there is no way to ask.

"Don't ask, don't be reconciled, ask, why ask?

Sorrow, sorrow, you are the fairy in the sky, haunting your heart all the time......"

In desperation, the dead horse is the right to be a live horse doctor.

"Let me ask you, what is your relationship with Shi Lao Liu?"

“zhuizhuizhui”

"How do you prove that what Shi Lao Liu said is true?"

“zhuizhuihzui”

"Are you male or female?"

“zhizhuizhui”

"Are you a male? But I see you have a little brother? ”

"You're a second-hand ......"

"Oh! Well? Uh-huh? Can you speak human language? ”

“zhizhuizhui”

Liu Bei asked the flower skin pig to answer, it can be said that the donkey's lips are not the horse's mouth.

But suddenly, Liu Bei seemed to understand a sentence, and stood up suddenly, looking incredulous.

After taking a breath of relief and continuing to ask again, Liu Bei never understood a word except for the constant repetition of pig words.

Liu Bei leaned back, looked at the beam of the house weakly, and was defeated.

"According to what the black big head just said, this pig is close to adulthood, and his blood is far more vigorous than that of domestic pigs, and it is similar to the beasts in the mountains.

But there was a strange aura lingering on his body, this aura was lifeless, some like the unpleasant smell emanating from the deceased's body, but it was not like dominating this body......

After all, the big black head is a dog, and it is incomplete to go around......

Did I just have auditory hallucinations?

Hey, how can this be a good ......?"

"Squeak Squeak......"

At this moment, a slight cry suddenly came from the window.

Liu Bei looked at it, and the corners of his mouth twitched: Am I here an animal paradise, why do you have another one......

"Squeak, squeak. Squeaky ......"

The visitor stood on the edge of the window, gesturing with his forelimbs, seeing that Liu Bei did not react, his calling became more and more intense, and his expression began to be displeased.

"Well, don't blame me, how do I know what you mean?"

Liu Bei continued to be speechless, and decided to ignore the mess that the person who wrote the book had gotten.

"Squeak ......"

The comer was angry, raised his claws and clasped his cheeks, and then rushed at Liu Bei and threw out his unique secret weapon with his claws.

'Whoosh'

A black light shot at Liu Bei's face, and he was sick.

Liu Bei's mouth opened wide in fright, and he couldn't dodge it, and his mouth hurt and he bit unconsciously.

Huh, crunch!!

(End of chapter)

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