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In the early years of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the king of Japan sent an envoy to Luoyang, the capital of the Han Dynasty, to pay tribute, and was willing to be a Hanchen domain. Asked the Han Emperor to give him a name, and the Han Dynasty gave it the "Wa Kingdom" because of its short people. From the Han Dynasty to the Tang Dynasty, for five or six hundred years, the Japanese people have been struggling with food and clothing, and due to malnutrition, it is strange that the height has gone!

Some people say that the Japanese suspected that their own race was not good, so they sent women to come to China to "cultivate seeds" in order to improve the Japanese race. At that time, there was no liquid nitrogen to store sperm, and the best container was a woman's belly, so a group of women crossed the ocean to beg for help......

However, Jin Woo is skeptical of this claim. With the long-distance navigation ability of the Wa Kingdom, it is not an exaggeration to lose half of it back and forth. Labor and money are not as convenient as capturing a few strong men to go back. Therefore, it is not so much that they are here to "cultivate seeds", but to use the way of peace to seek knowledge, collect all kinds of information and advanced technology.

In later generations, science was developed, and everyone knew that rich nutrition could promote height development, but the Tang Dynasty still stayed in the stage of filling the stomach and beating neighbors and occupying territory, and did not care much about the so-called nutritional matching, let alone the poor dwarfs who came all the way to learn from the experience.

Others don't know, but it doesn't mean that Jin Yu doesn't know. Looking back to 1,500 years later, Japan's per capita height surpassed that of China, and some people say that they attach importance to education, and that children create a nation with a glass of milk per person every day, and so on. It is undeniable that the lunch of Japanese children in the 21st century is countless times stronger than the small table of children in the Celestial Empire, but it is really not easy to raise 1.6 billion people. No pesticides? Let's not talk about whether we make money or not, there will be no food to eat in a few days, believe it or not?

Thinking about the hard future generations, Jin Yu couldn't do anything, but in the Tang Dynasty, he was still very willing to do what he could to drag the Japanese people back.

In later Japan, there were not only lucky bags and toilet seats, but also tofu shops everywhere. People who go to travel may say, "Isn't it just a piece of tofu?" What's so strange? "It's not unusual, but it was tofu that made the people of the Japanese country stronger, and developed into a Japan that showed its claws and invaded China!

Tofu was introduced to the Wa Kingdom during the Tang Dynasty, and at first, it was only used as a special food for nobles and monks, and then slowly spread to the people. As for how it was introduced, there are different theories, some say that they sent Tang envoys to bring it back, and some say that it was brought back by monks. Jin Woo thought it was more likely that the monk would bring it back. The monks began to promote vegetarianism from the temple of the monk emperor Sanhao Daxiongbao, and in that era of food and scarcity, soy products gradually became the main dishes of the monks.

Speaking of monks, Jin Yu really doesn't have a good impression of their group, a stick of incense X98, unsign X98...... The price is clearly marked, and there is no bullying for children. What is awe-inspiring is the kind of real cultivators, such as the monks of the Great Compassion Temple in Haicheng in later generations, like those bald donkeys who are sanctimonious, fat-headed, big-eared, and who consecrate women who have lost their feet, have deviated too far from the Buddhist path, and Jin Yu does not believe that he can weigh more than 18 by eating a vegetarian diet.

From Li Ke's mouth, I have also heard Li Erye's dissatisfaction with the monks, not serving farming, evading labor, if it were not for the role of stabilizing people's hearts, it is estimated that it would have been banned long ago.

There are always more ways than difficulties, and solutions often require a little inspiration, for example, Li Jing's provocation is not bad, which makes Jin Yu have a few more ideas to harm the Japanese people. It is estimated that there will not be much resistance to letting a few sanctimonious monks go to the toiling masses of the Wa Kingdom, after all, they also have the utilitarian heart of "purifying all sentient beings", otherwise why would Jianzhen fail again and again? If he could cultivate a religious system similar to that of Tubo in the Wa Kingdom, Jin Yu didn't mind the discipline at all, and he would definitely give him a few gentle pushes behind his back.

"Stinky boy! What are you laughing at? Can't you see the old man's jokes? Do you want to fight cocks with the old man? Cheng Yanjin glared at Jin Yu angrily, this kid looked directly at himself, and he smiled very ill-willedly.

"What, the kid remembered a joke about the Japanese people, and he couldn't help it, and it was definitely not suitable to watch your joke!" Jin Yu hurriedly waved his hand and justifiably defended himself.

"What joke? Let's listen, if the old man is not satisfied, let's fight cocks! Cheng Yanjin's expression was hideous, threatening Jin Yu.

Cockfighting, cockfighting, teasing woolen chickens? In the past few days, I have been making chickens for you to eat, making you fall in love with chicken! As soon as you see a chicken, you will cry, and see how you fight cocks!

Belly slander is belly slander, jokes still have to be searched for belly, and if you can't find a suitable one for a while, you will scratch your ears and cheeks, "This ......"

"What, this, that? Dumb, right? Don't you say you're laughing at the old man? Cheng Biting Jin bit the back socket of his teeth, and the fingers that were pressed clicked loudly, and the murderous aura was pressing. He was laughed at by a bunch of old brothers, he admitted it, but he was laughed at by a junior, and if he didn't teach him a lesson, it would be even more of a laughing stock.

"What, this joke is not very elegant, uncles and uncles should be strange." There is no script in life, and there is often urgency in some special environments, Jin Yu thought of a joke at this time, and was ready to take it out to calm Cheng Biting Jin's anger.

"Your uncles and uncles are all rough people, they don't care about anything elegant or indecent, they are bold." Wei Chi Gong just said the words that covered Jin Yu, and at this time he pulled him a little.

"It is said that there is a Japanese people, a Korean people, and an Annamite people. The trio's boat got lost in the wind and waves and drifted to a cannibal island, where it was held by the island's natives and presented to the chief. The chief of the cannibal tribe picked his teeth and said to the three people, each of you go to the woods and choose a fruit to come out, and kill the disobedient ones directly! The three of them had no choice but to look for fruit under the supervision of the natives. Jin Yu's mouth didn't stop, and his hands were not idle, and by pouring wine for the veterans, he silently stayed away from Cheng Biting Jin. can't help but prevent him from hurting people, from Cheng Huaimo's scarred back, it can be seen how heavy this master's shot is, and his own children are willing to do it, not to mention other people's children.

"After a while, the Koreans came out with an apple, and the chief said, if you can stuff the fruit you find into the chrysanthemum, let you go, ......or kill you," Jin Woo continued.

"Chrysanthemum? Stuffing apples into flowers? Is the chief sick in the head? Cheng Biting Jin hadn't lost his breath yet, and looked for a stab.

"Uh...... This chrysanthemum is not a chrysanthemum that is viewed in autumn. Jin Yu explained to the battlefield veterans present: "It refers to the people's spirit. "Jin Yu is also Qingxiazi's apprentice, and he has learned a lot of basic Chinese medicine names, and Chinese medicine will become the Luomen, also called the meal gate and the grain gate, which is easy to understand, excluding the dregs and digested grains.

"The place is indecent, but the name of Guitang is elegant and tight, a bit of a backyard flower." Li Ji relieved Jin Yu of the siege, and also urged him to hurry up. He had heard the elephant ant series that Jin Yu said before, it was very funny and impressive, and he looked forward to this joke to make him happy.

The backyard flowers, Jin Yu also knows that this name is still spread from Yang Ying's grandfather, and the old man Chen lives a profligate life, but the words are elegant and tight. If you really think that the song "Yushu Backyard Flowers" is written about the scene, then it is wrong, in fact, it refers to taking the "dry road". Where there is a dry road, there is a "waterway......

"The Koreans tried many times, but the apple was too big to fit in, so they were killed by the chief." Jin Yu continued to speak, "The second one to come out is an Annan man, holding three grapes. The chief said the same thing to him, and the people of Annan were overjoyed, the grapes were small, and he thought that he still had a good chance of being let go. The first two were successful, but when the third was stuffed, the Annamite suddenly sneered, and the grapes were spoiled, and the chief killed him with great pleasure. When he arrived at the underworld, Hades asked the people of Annam, 'You are so stupid, why are you laughing?' If you don't laugh, you won't die'. The people of Annam sighed and said, 'I don't want to either!' But when I got to the third grain, I saw the Japanese people coming out with a durian in their arms...... Hahahaha"

"Done?" Everyone stared at Jin Yu laughing alone, and Li Ji pondered that this joke was likely to be related to the last fruit, "What kind of fruit is durian?" ”

"Uh......" Jin Yu scratched his head, he also felt a little embarrassed, durian has not been introduced to China this year, and no one knows that it will not be able to achieve a hilarious effect. It is a fruit with a hard layer of thorns on the outside of the shell, similar in appearance to a chestnut, but much larger than a chestnut, almost the size of an adult's head. ”

"Hehe, that widow must be worse than death, and he must be uncomfortable." Li Ji grinned perfunctorily, but still couldn't laugh out loud.

Alas, it seems that the wrong fruit was chosen, and the joke was greatly discounted, and Jin Yu himself was not satisfied with this effect.

"Gui Tang has a lot of resentment against the Japanese people?" Li Jing has experienced a lot of people and things, and after a little pondering, he guessed that he was eight long (homophones, these two consecutive numbers belong to the scope of the crab god's banning) and did not leave ten.

What about resentment? Jin Yu wants to throw another hundred and ten mushroom eggs on the heads of the widows! This kind of scumbag is also a waste of air when they live, and it is best to compost directly.

"The little nephew doesn't have any big grudges with them, but the little nephew always feels that they are white-eyed wolves, and sooner or later they will do something worse than pigs and dogs. A while ago, some Tang envoy was sent to find the little nephew, and it was a little unpleasant, but then the little nephew paid attention to inquiring. It turned out that the Wa Kingdom was only composed of a few islands, the fertile land was limited, the living standards of the people were not high, and they were very stubborn and extreme. The little nephew has privately analyzed that if the Wa Kingdom wants to develop, in addition to learning culture from our Tang Dynasty, it will also expand outward, and Silla, Baekje, Goryeo, and even Kyushu will be their targets. "Jin Yu has no grudges with them, some are just feuds! But Jin Yu can't say that he knows the dirty things that the Japanese people do, so he can only save the country.

"Gui Tang is worried too much, right?" Li Jing didn't think that this situation would happen as Jin Yu said, there were not many people in the Wa Kingdom, and there was a 50% loss rate when he went to sea, how could he dare to cross the sea to fight?

"The little nephew doesn't think he's worrying about nothing." Jin Yu rarely clings to his own opinions in front of his elders, even Li Jing thinks that he is talking nonsense, so the possibility of convincing Li Erye is really not very good, the road is long and long, how to seek a breakthrough?