Chapter 139 There are always two sides to things

"Red Sleeves, Red Sleeves, come down!"

Yun Lang stood downstairs calling for Red Sleeves, and the tiger jumped up and down beside him, excitedly waiting for Red Sleeves to come downstairs.

Red Sleeves covered half of his face with a fan and said shyly: "I won't go down, the Orthodox Xiaolang is literate." ”

As soon as the words fell, Yun Zhe's little face dripping with saliva appeared on the steps, pointing at the tiger and shouting: "Tiger, tiger, tiger!" ”

Before he could climb down the stairs, he was carried into the room by Red Sleeves, and the door was slammed shut, and there was no sound.

When the red sleeves entered, the tiger had no intention of jumping, glanced at Yun Lang lazily, and found a clean step, lying on it and not moving.

Yun Lang didn't understand what his son who was less than three years old could know, but Red Sleeves' reason was very legitimate, and he had nothing to say.

I had to leave in a hurry.

The little worm's walnut was stuffed into her mouth and bit hard, and the walnut suddenly shattered under the pressure of her silver teeth.

While eating walnuts, she said to Red Sleeves: "You are just a fool, and you will go down when people call you?"

Do you know, the head of the family must not have a good heart at this time, can it be that you haven't been lightly taken by him yesterday? ”

Red Sleeves said embarrassedly: "It's not what you said......"

The little worm threw away the walnut skin and dusted the walnut slag on her skirt and said: "It's really stupid to say that you are stupid, a woman's value is her body, this can't be given easily, if you don't give it clearly, people will abuse you in the future, you have nothing to say."

Anyway, you climbed on the pole. ”

Red sleeves frowned and said: "That's not what the head of the family said, he said that the most valuable thing for a woman is her brain, wisdom, and kindness." ”

The little worm sneered and said: "Ugly and kind enough, I'd rather bear the blame than steal food to Chu Wolf and them, they all stripped naked and crawled on the bed of the head of the house, why doesn't the head of the house like her?"

I'm smart enough, I've served the head of the house in the bath, why don't you see him do anything to me?

Why is he either scratching his feet or tearing his socks when he is alone with you? It's not because your face is too seductive.

Look at our young gentleman, fine gentleman, which one is not a stunning beauty? Even the Zhuo Ji outside, that is also the lord of Chang'an!

To put it bluntly, the head of the family is duplicitous, what he likes is beautiful, and any intelligence and kindness are deceitful. ”

"Luo socks are torn by tigers......" Red Sleeves is still trying his best to cover up for Yun Lang.

"That's his brother helping him, do you know, when the head of the family peeked at Zhuo Ji taking a bath, the king was next to him, and jumped into the pool to help his brother pull Zhuo Ji out of the pool, so that his brother could have a good look.

Look at the king, the king of beasts, now running around all day long, do you still have a little bit of what the king of beasts should look like?

This is to stay with the head of the family for a long time and learn badly. ”

"The king is very well-behaved, he never bites people, he doesn't speak, he hunts, and when the family is short of meat, doesn't the king go to the forest to catch pigs and come back for us to eat?

You don't remember the king at all? ”

"Of course I remember, didn't the king accompany us when we went to the black pine forest to fetch water? How could I possibly forget.

Don't you see that when I used to bathe tigers, I was more concerned about bathing tigers than I was about bathing myself?

I'm just telling you, it's best to live by the side of the head of the family, it's better to have a little more eyes, think about it, what a stupid person my husband is, he has been taught by the head of the family to become a doctor.

My mother-in-law can say that the head of the family is a person who has a lot of smart water and overflows, and his extra smart water is enough for my husband and uncle to use for a lifetime.

I used to be a person who was no better than a fool, but you see, my sister is now the head of the Meng family, and my in-laws have to listen to what I say, and until now, I haven't made a mistake. ”

Redsleeves listened with a blank expression.

She is a very smart woman, and when it comes to reading, playing the piano, painting, cooking tea, and arranging flowers, the worm is not qualified to lift her shoes.

However, when it comes to the love between men and women, and the trivial matters at home, she doesn't know anything, and she can't expect a person who likes to live in the yard and not go out to have so much common sense of life.

"I like Junhou!"

Redsleeves thought for a moment and gave an affirmative answer.

Xiao Worm snorted and said, "If I stand on the streets of Chang'an and shout and ask if anyone likes my family's monarch, do you know what the result will be?" ”

Red Sleeves said puzzledly: "You're crazy!" ”

The little worm laughed and said: "It's not that I'm crazy, it's those women in the market who are crazy, the upstairs ones will jump down to rob the prince, and the locked ones at home will come out over the wall to rob the prince, do you really think that the reputation of the monarch is fake?"

The most important thing is that our prince is the most gentle one for women, just a song "Beauty Song" makes Chang'an girls dream of dreams, and they can't incarnate Liu Ling's slut. “

Redsleeves stared at the insect in horror.

The little worm sent another walnut to his mouth, and bit it hard, but he didn't bite it open, so he opened the door and saw the tiger lying on the table, so he waved at the tiger, and the tiger quickly ran into the house, and the little worm stuffed the walnut into the tiger's mouth......

After eating three delicious walnuts in a row, the little worm leaned on the tiger's belly and said to the red sleeves: "You know no, the day I got married to Meng Er, that guy was like a dead man, lying on the bed with a smirk and watching me sleep, I asked him to go to bed, he said that he liked to watch me sleep, and he was afraid that I would disappear when I fell asleep and then opened my eyes."

It made me sad to hear it, and I pulled him to bed......

What are you doing with your ears covered?

These things should have been taught to you by your mother, but your mother is gone, and Sister Chouyong is in Yanglingyi again, so ah, only I, who is my sister, will teach you.

Serious human avenue, it is a matter of heirs, it is a big deal, put your hands down and listen well! ”

"You know, when I pulled Meng Er's pants, he screamed like killing a pig, just like that, my mother-in-law was still standing outside the door and shouting loudly asking me to be gentle with his son......"

The little worm was intoxicated, and the red sleeves listened with red faces.

“…… You see, the man tasted the sweetness for the first time for this little use, and the next day, before it was dark, Meng Er, that fool, was stripped naked and lay on the bed and smirked at me......"

The worm ate a lot of walnuts after a while, and Red Sleeves hurriedly found more walnuts and piled them up next to the worm.

The tiger had a toothache from swallowing walnuts, and tried to run away several times, but was pinched on the ground by the small worm's ears, and when it came to rising, he rode on the tiger and laughed, like a real Wu Song.

As for Yun Zhe, who was learning to read and write, he had already eaten several pieces of paper at this time, and there was a large cloud of ink stains on his face, and a small red cotton jacket made of brocade was also stained black and red by ink stains, a bit like a tiger's markings.

Dong Zhongshu has always been a person who sits up and walks, and only the day before said that he would invite the world's great Confucians to give lectures in Chang'an.

The next day, the post he had already named had been sent to Yun's, the format, the content he had already written, all Yun Lang had to do was to sign it, and then distribute the copper money according to the number on the note, and give it to the young Confucian disciple.

The last time he came to Chang'an at the same time as Guiguzi and Xu Mozhi, the Confucian came to Chang'an for the sake of fighting. That time I came to Chang'an, life and death were unpredictable, and those who came were all real Confucian powers.

They were determined to come to Chang'an with the purpose of dedicating themselves to their doctrine.

Now, inviting them here again is a conference of victory, a meeting of merit and spoils.

Therefore, in terms of money, it was extremely lenient, and Dong Zhongshu even transferred all the carriages that could be borrowed in Chang'an City, and each carriage sent one disciple and two guards, which can be said to be extremely respectful.

Everything was ready, the Confucian children had already carried their burdens, and the carriage stopped outside the Yun Gate, waiting for Yun Lang to be named, send money, and then immediately hit the road.

Yun Lang naturally gave the money happily, and specially sponsored three of the best carriages to pick up important people from the Kong family, the Yan family, and the Meng family in Shandong.

After these things were done, Yun Lang found a large stack of red name card covers and carefully put all the name cards on them, and each name card cover had the auspicious cloud peony pattern composed of the four characters of Yun's money village, which was very eye-catching.

After doing these things, Yun Lang saw that the Confucian disciples who were waiting to leave were a little sluggish, and there was no need to give orders, so Liang Weng, who was standing on the side, smiled and took out a box of money bags and distributed one to each Confucian disciple.

I thought that these square people might not be willing to accept it, but they didn't expect Liang Weng's money bag to be delivered to them, and they immediately took it.

Then he picked up the name of the person he was going to pick up, jumped into the carriage and went his separate ways.