11. True body or shadow bone
The tea of the Tang Dynasty was first made into a cake, and ordinary people drank tea to break the cake and flush it, but the rich and noble people were different, they would use a small mill to grind it into powder, and paper to wrap it and roast, and then use "tea Luo" to sift it, and then drink it - tea Luozi as a sieve, the texture is very important, if it is too coarse, resulting in too large tea powder, it will sink to the bottom of the cup when brewing, and it will not be able to get up the favorite milk foam of tea drinkers; If it's too fine, it's not good, and it lacks a crisp feeling.
"The servant asks about wealth and nobility, but he has never seen such a meticulous tea Luo made of pure silk, this Luo box, Luo frame, Luo drawer and Luo seat, are all carved with gold and silver, tsk." Gao Yue exclaimed there, and the monks of Famen Temple all had numb scalps, "Look, there are still movable buckle teeth, which affects this tea Luozi, if you want to be secret, you can be sparse!" ”
"This tea Luozi, don't talk about the weaving and dyeing department of the Shaofu Supervisor and the Inner Eight Works, even if it is the Imperial Court Bureau and the Guifei Courtyard, they will never be able to make such a beautiful one." At this time, Quan Deyu, the secretary in charge next to Gao Yue, took the opportunity to say.
"In other words, Your Majesty has never used such a good tea Luozi." Gao Yue's words were not loud, but they rolled like thunder, making the monks present tremble.
Wei Shang glared at Shanrun's eyes fiercely.
Originally, in order to avoid suspicion, he said that he couldn't show off his wealth in front of this Gao Jigong.
But Shanrun said that people like Gao Yue have never seen the solemn atmosphere of the real mountain gate, so they went to believe in the Pure Land Sect, we should suppress him, and the wealth of Famen Temple will definitely not be hidden.
"Town, town, town, town! You see this high-haired man, with a habit of splashing skin, no wonder he is called Moro Yaksha by the Western Fan side...... "But it seems that he has seen the plague god, and he wishes that this Gao Yue would leave as soon as possible."
"Look at this tea set, it's all silver-plated and gilt." Over there, Guo Zaizhen's eyes widened and exclaimed.
"Bang" sound, Shanrun, who was extremely nervous, was about to take out a string of good tea cakes to entertain Gao Yue, but when he heard Guo Zaizhen's voice, his heart was cold, and he didn't pay attention to his hands, so he accidentally broke the tea cakes, and the tea powder immediately raised a burst of smoke in front of Gao Yue, and the fragrance suddenly overflowed.
"Xiaofeng, your inner man was a female historian in the palace before, has she ever seen such a luxurious tea vessel in His Majesty's palace?"
"Nothing, nothing." Guo Zaizhen shook his head again and again, tilted his neck, and then repeatedly praised that he was too beautiful and luxurious.
"Then even Your Majesty has never used such a luxurious tea set?"
Over there, Ming Huaiyi simply slapped his thigh and said, "Daddy, I'm not in the army anymore, I'm still happy to be a bhikshuni, you see what pure people are waiting for in this temple, and when I came over, I saw that there were female slaves and maids in and out of the monastery, but I didn't expect this monk to be a woman!" ”
Sangang's face became even more embarrassed, and he was about to hang up.
"What do you know, this kind of field, grazing, flour and oil extraction, are all unclean things in the eyes of monks, so they need to be clean." Gao Yue said to Ming with disdain.
"Then Daddy, when you were overseeing the army, you always told us to dig the earth and build the camp by ourselves, dig the stove and make a fire, why didn't there be a clean person to serve?"
"Which army in the world is richer than the Buddhist temple?"
"Ji Gong, it's not too early. It is better to bring the true body of the Great Sage as soon as possible to complete the Holy Order. At this time, Wei Shang hurriedly changed the topic, and the other monks of Famen Temple also said yes.
Gao Yue nodded and said yes.
Then several monks held a plate covered with Qiluo and rested it in front of Gao Yue's eyes.
Gao Yue stretched out his hand to reveal it, and Sangang hurriedly said that Ji Gong could not, "The true body of the Great Sage is the spiritual finger bone of the Buddha, and the mundane are uncontrollable and cannot be seen, and it can only be seen when it is transported to the palace by the Son of Heaven." ”
At this time, Gao Yue's fingers slowly retracted.
Just when Sangang breathed a sigh of relief, Gao Yue suddenly "tsk", "You won't use the shadow bone to deceive the servant, right?" ”
Shanrun, who was holding the plate, was frightened again, and almost didn't smash the Buddha's bones.
"Absolutely, there is no ......" but Shanghe Shanguo also stumbled when he spoke.
Gao Yue's body slowly leaned back, leaning against the edge of the rope bed, "I heard that the true body of the Great Sage of Famen Temple is hidden in the underground palace under the tower of Sanssouci Temple, and twelve 'shadow bones' that are enough to disturb the truth have been created in the temple to protect the true body. Shichiro, what did the Holy Lord Son of Heaven instruct us to come here? ”
Zhongguan Huo Zhongtang said: "The Son of Heaven sincerely asks the true body of the great sage to be worshiped in the palace, in order to stabilize the hearts of the people in the world and be kind." ”
"If this is what the monks offer, it is a shadow bone ......"
"That's bullying." Huo Zhongtang replied very simply.
Suddenly, Gao Yue stood up, his face was furious, holding the rhino handle of the Yunfu Sword in his hand, and shouted angrily at Weishang, Shanguo and Shanrun: "Have you paid back the deception? Say, is this a Buddha bone in this plate? ”
With this, all the generals and tooth soldiers of the Dingwu and Yining armies present also opened their blades angrily.
The three gangs of Famen Temple were so frightened that they were boiling and urinating, and they even clasped their palms or kowtowed, saying that they were definitely not shadow bones.
"Ming Huaiyi, you take the cavalry of the Dingwu Army to gallop to the Sanssouci King Temple Tower on Qishan, the true body of the great sage can only be there, open the underground palace for me to search, if there is no great sage true body inside, the monk will not deceive me; If so, I'm afraid I'm going to burn down your Twenty-four Palaces today! ”
Suddenly, the souls of all the monks in the hall were scattered, and they were full of the chanting of the five Buddhas, such as "Great Day Nyorai", "Ah Ya Nyorai", "Baosheng Nyorai", "Amitabha Nyorai" and "Non-empty Achievement Nyorai".
"I can't do it, I can't do it." The three gangs sweated like rain.
The real Buddha bones they put on the plate are indeed shadow bones, and the real Buddha bones are still kept in the underground palace, which is an old trick of Famen Temple, but now in this situation, even if the real Buddha bones are placed on the plate, if Gao Yue's cavalry goes to the underground palace of Sanssouci Temple to search, the right to explain is his, and he will still take the opportunity to frame me and wait for the crime of "bullying the king".
This is Schrödinger's Buddha bone.
Just as Ming Huaiyi strode out of the hall and waved his hand to summon the cavalry, Wei Xiang slid forward and hugged Gao Yue's thigh.
"Lord, lord." The tooth soldiers around Gao Yue pushed Weishang, and the monks next to him all stepped forward to hold Weishang, and the whole scene became a pot of porridge.
"Please enter the Lengyan Courtyard and take a step to speak!" However, his upper nose was beaten and bloodied, but he still hugged Gao Yue's leg and begged.
Soon in the Tantric Lengyan Temple, Gao Yue held the fragrant tea cup, sat on the sandalwood Hu bed, several monks were busy serving, this courtyard was really luxurious, the table was lined with gold and silver, agate and glazed made of all kinds of precious instruments, the walls were full of famous paintings, the bed was hung with the Seven Treasures Luo Tent, and the blankets of the Western Regions were laid on it, and the furnishings were really more exquisite than the palace.
Only the face was bitter, and there were blood marks and bruises on the nose, and Shanguo and Shanrun sat on the left and right.
"Whether it's the true body of the Great Sage, or the shadow bone, please don't be exhaustive." Then I tried to make a smile.
"It's okay if you don't exhaustively, and you will be ordered to cede immediately." Gao Yue's tone was very diluted.