Chapter Seventy-One: The Silly Threesome

As the saying goes, you have to sing when you take a bath, so that you can wash away all the filth, and you can get rid of the bad mood, so that good luck will not leave you, and bad luck will flow with the water!

"I love beautiful women so well, oh oh oh! I love beautiful women cuddles! Oooh oh。。。 Alas! Why can't this song be sung? Xiao Chen sighed halfway through the song, which shows that the last saying is deceitful and not credible!

Xiao Chen leaned back in the barrel and looked up at the roof, and at this time, a tile was lifted, accompanied by a mutter, "What a song, so ugly!" Let you sing! Poison you idiot! ”

A string was lowered from above, and after a few seconds... "Smack!"

"Oops? Drop on your face? No, one more drop! ”

"Smack!"

"! There are drops on the face! ”

"Bang bang bang . . .

I don't know how much it dropped, all the drips on Xiao Chen's face, Xiao Chen blinked, his brows furrowed tightly, he didn't understand, how could there be such a stupid person in the world, this was an assassination? Assassinate? It's like a fucking funny! Don't you know you're looking at him? Can this be successful? He's still there with a strong drop of venom!

Xiao Chen wrapped the towel around, held the spear in his hand, and kicked on the ground, "Bang la!" "He broke a big hole in the roof, and then the two of them fell together!

Then, frightened by the suddenness of the incident, the man swallowed the poison!

"Plop!"

"Ouch hey!" The man smashed all the meat and eight vegetables, and wailed!

After a while, he rolled to the side with a lazy donkey, and then threw himself out of the window and fled?

No, Xiao Chen smiled, and he immediately chased him out!

"What's wrong! Yikes! You rascal! Get dressed and come out! ”

"Huh?" The handsome posture immediately turned into embarrassment, he ran back to get dressed, and turned around and said, "Don't chase it, wait until I come!" ”

After Xiao Chen got dressed, he immediately chased after him with Yagami Tilting Moon!

"Hey, hey! I'll see where you run this time! ”

The two of them walked around a few alleys, and finally came to an abandoned courtyard and stopped at the door!

"They fled here?" The whole process of Tilting Moon was confused, including now, she thought it was impossible to catch up, but looking at Xiao Chen's appearance, she seemed to know where they were?

Voices from inside said, "Ouch! Eldest brother! Stop fighting, I don't want to! I swallowed it accidentally! ”

"Yes, big brother, you can't blame him, it's all to blame that King Lujiang is too cunning!"

"Click! Bang dang dang! ”

The wooden door was broken into pieces by Xiao Chen, and he rushed in, so he wouldn't give them time to chat!

The three of them were shocked. !!

"I'm not Zhao Xin!"

"I'm not a bush either!"

"I... I'm not a brute! ”

"None of us are!" The last three of them have a unified voice!

Yagami was speechless, looking at their quibbles like advertising words, then at Xiao Chen, and then at the three of them, and then repeated twice, with a blank and lovely expression!

Xiao Chen's old face turned red when he was seen! Make somebody's blood boil!

There was a burst of crackling and beating, and the three of them cried and cried and rolled on the ground!

Afterwards, the three were tied up...

"Tell me, why did you assassinate me?"

The three of you looked at me, I looked at you, and then shook their heads together, "I don't know!" ”

Xiao Chen almost grinned on the ground, this quibble is too much...

It turned out that the three of them had already discussed it, and once they were caught, they would bite the three words "I don't know!" ”

Xiao Chen shook his head ridiculously, these three people really deserved to be a stupid trio, he really wanted to see what they had in their heads!

However, Xiao Chen found a suspicious thing, although he was intercepted and killed twice by the three of them, but except for the injury of Yagami Tilting Moon... He didn't have any hatred for them at all, according to Xiao Chen's character, he wouldn't be merciful to his enemies, but would stop at them, they were nothing more than some external injuries, no internal injuries at all!

And this is also the point that Tilting Moon doubts!

Xiao Chen smiled, he has always done things as he pleases, so...

"So it's all a misunderstanding?" Xiao Chen showed a surprised expression!

Yagami Tilting Moon's expression at this time was wonderful, his face was full of black lines, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his eyelids trembled! His heart roared suddenly, "You actually believe it? ”

Xiao Chen waved his hand: "Since it's a misunderstanding... So that's it? ”

The three of them hurriedly pecked the rice, "Forget it!" We don't care anymore! ”

Xiao Chen "plopped" and fell to the ground!

Xiao Chen left, they waved goodbye, and the three knives looked at his back, "Cut!" Stupid! Believe it! ”

The air began to cool down, Zhao Xin's scalp began to tingle, fortunately he was in a hurry, he and Cao Conglun immediately pressed the three knives on the ground and beat them, until they were unrecognizable!

Xiao Chen is really gone... In the screams of the brute three knives!

"Really let them go?" Yagami is really puzzled, this man is the man who defeated himself? Is he stupid? How can it be? Can a fool be the king of Lujiang? Everyone in the world became stupid!

"What else can I do?"

"Kill them, of course! You are not ... ”

"I'm murderous?"

"Hmm!"

"Can you be tactful?"

"Can't!"

He really has no problem with the tsundere Yagami Tilting Moon, but he feels more and more cute about her!

The imperial court ushered in a messenger, this envoy is from the Kaiouf Empire, since this country has been chaotic, there is such a country in the consciousness of Emperor Ling, but he doesn't know much, he only knows that it is a small country!

The envoy from afar wore a suit and leather collar, but in the eyes of Emperor Han Ling, it became formal, and he didn't feel the slightest inappropriateness!

"Your Majesty! I am an emissary sent by the Kaioff Empire, and I have brought the most sincere friendship of my country, as well as the most precious wine and the most beautiful beauties of my country, and I offer it to Your Majesty, and may my country and your country coexist peacefully and stay away from war! ”

Originally, Emperor Han Ling's interest was not high, wasn't it just a small country? The land of projectiles, worship is okay, peaceful coexistence? Emperor Han Ling's ambition gradually began to plant seeds! As an emperor, he also wanted to make a difference! He felt he had that strength because... He has the king of Lujiang!

"Oh? Bringing the wine? ”

What can be seen is the lofty posture of Emperor Han Ling and his playful smile! This made the messenger's brow furrow slightly!

"Bring the wine for Your Majesty to taste!"

The two of them carried a wine jar up, this wine jar is quite large, half a person high, and it is estimated that there are nearly two hundred catties of wine!

It was the first time for Emperor Han Ling to see such a large wine jar for wine, and he was slightly interested! "Hurry up and open it and take a look?"

Seeing that the Spirit Emperor's expression finally changed, the envoy's face was overjoyed, "Open!" ”

As the lid was lifted, the rich aroma of wine spread, and the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty were shocked, but it was only the initial moment, and soon the Emperor Ling came back to his senses, "Alas! That's good ... But that's not it! ”

“!!! What the!?? The messenger looked surprised: "Could it be that ... Has your majesty ever drunk a more mellow wine than this ram wine? ”

"Hahahahaha! It turned out to be called ram wine.,Oops.,This wine is still good.,It's just.。。。 Who's going to tell him? Emperor Ling looked at the old ministers present, Cao Cao was not in the court today, and now Cao Cao is deeply loved by Emperor Ling, and it is nothing to be absent this time! It was precisely because Cao Cao was not there that Dong Zhuo had a thought!

"Your Majesty! Zhong Ying is willing to serve His Majesty! ”

Emperor Ling was overjoyed: "Good!" It's up to Zhong Ying! ”

Emperor Ling waved his hand, and the maid next to him brought a bottle of wine, Zhong Ying's heart became hot, although his official position was not low, but this drunken immortal wine was the first time he had seen it with his own eyes, he knew that Lujiang had a half-finished drunken red face, but he couldn't buy it by any means, and he didn't know why! Today he can finally get his wish, he has to taste it, he is a person who loves wine very much, this drunken fairy he naturally thinks about it very much!