Chapter 3 Shannan and Shanbei (No. 5 Middle School)

"Hey, tsk!!" Xiao Er put down Hanyangzao and slapped his thigh in annoyance, "I obviously aimed at the bull's-eye, who knew that as soon as this hand trembled, it would be crooked into the ditch!" ”

"Shall I just say? This gun has to be familiar with it before it can be used! Seeing that Xiao Guotao's second shot also missed the target, the big boss Wei Zhankui's face finally looked better, pressed his hand down, and solemnly summed up his experience. Don't even gather around here! There are five guns. Everyone divided into groups and took turns shooting, and they all groped for how to use this gun! ”

"Howler!" All the Zhuang Ding agreed in unison, and coaxed themselves to form a team to practice target shooting. In an instant, the crisp sound of gunfire rang out like firecrackers in the mountains and forests, setting off the atmosphere of the entire mountain village as lively as the New Year.

That night, the big boss Wei Zhankui held an all-pig banquet in the ancient temple where the temporary headquarters was organized, and invited the other two vice presidents and the old military master Wei Ding to celebrate the second boss Xiao Guotao. After being dazzled, everyone also discussed the specific regulations on how to divide the guns brought back. Each of the six squadrons was divided into twenty Hanyang-made first, and no one was allowed to occupy more. The remaining thirty were to remain at the headquarters of the Iron and Blood Society, for the use of the newly formed Legion Guards. But when it comes to the selection of the captain of the guard, several of the big leaders of the Iron and Blood Society are in a dispute. According to the meaning of the hunchbacked veteran military division Wei Ding, since the letter to Commander Song was written by Zhang Songling, and Adjutant Zhang has also made a lot of contributions to the meeting in the past month or so, it is natural that he should do the errand of the captain of the guard. But Wei, Lu, and Yang, the three presidents and vice presidents, had the courage to express their opposition to this proposal.

In order to protect their respective interests, Wei Zhankui, Lu Fang and Yang Dashun, who were unable to urinate in a pot at all, rarely did not tear each other down. Instead, they unanimously agreed that although Adjutant Zhang was meritorious, he was too young and his prestige could not convince the public, and he was promoted too quickly as the captain of the guard! Besides, he is still a foreigner, and no one knows his specific roots. Once the important force of the guard is placed in the hands of an outsider, it is difficult to guarantee the safety of the big guys, not to mention that the brothers below will not be convinced.

Although Xiao Guotao, the second master, is the son-in-law of the old military master Wei Ding, he is unwilling to provide any support to his father-in-law against his will on this issue. I am afraid that everyone will speak too stiffly, which will affect the harmonious atmosphere at the wine table. He stood up, poured a cup of liquor for each of the several colleagues present, and then said with a smile: "Adjutant Xiao Zhang is indeed a talent, and none of us can deny this." As for our Iron and Blood Society, seeing that the scale is getting bigger and bigger, there should indeed be a guard team to protect our headquarters. Let's not talk about it, just the more than 40,000 rounds of ammunition can be exchanged for more than 2,000 oceans. I can't sleep when I think about the fact that there are more than 2,000 pieces of ocean lying in the warehouse! Belch! Right, as the saying goes, if you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves remembering! ”

He drank obviously a little too much, burped, and continued to speak incoherently in the vernacular, "But what about the candidate for the captain of the guard, whether he has the ability or not is secondary, the key is that he has to reassure everyone, right?" However, then again, if we can't come up with something real in our small temple, if we want to keep Adjutant Zhang, I'm afraid it's difficult, it's really difficult......"

After talking for a long time, he didn't say anything. The old military master Wei Ding was so angry that his nostrils smoked, slapped his hand on the table, and interrupted angrily, "Nonsense, if it weren't for the fact that he is a rare talent, would the old man waste so much effort to keep him?" Tell me, what the hell do you mean?! If you think who is more suitable to be the captain of the guard than Adjutant Zhang, you will bring it up directly! ”

"This, this ......" Wei Zhankui was so frightened that he ducked back and muttered to explain, "Don't you be angry first?" We just said that Adjutant Zhang is not suitable, and we didn't say that we want to install others? It would be good if he was Adjutant Zhang from our Wei Zhuang, I would definitely raise my hands in favor! ”

"The two of us, there is no other meaning!" Lu Fang and Yang Dashun looked at Wei Ding's eyes, lowered their heads and argued, "Sensei said that it was Wei Zhuang, he is from Xiaojiazhuang, Yangjiazhuang, or any of the nearby Zhuangzi, everyone knows the roots, so there is not so much trouble......"

"Otherwise, let's give him a daughter-in-law in Weijiazhuang!" The second master, Xiao Guotao, had a whim, opened his eyes and proposed to everyone.

This remark was immediately echoed by the other three presidents and vice presidents. "yes, yes, let him go. After being rich, he is not an outsider. Let's take money from the meeting, build him three big tiled houses, and buy him about 20 acres of good land......."

"Yes, it's best to let him enter the cave room tonight, conceive a child tomorrow, and give birth to a baby the day after tomorrow!" The old military master Wei Ding was so angry that he slapped the wine table again, shaking the chopsticks and wine cups up and down, "Do you think you are buying a daughter-in-law, and you can leave people behind after giving birth to a baby?!" ”

Annoyance is annoyance, but he also realizes that he is probably in a hurry to support Zhang Songling as the captain of the guard. In order to convince everyone, the military division could only retreat, "Since a few of you can't come up with a better candidate, then the captain of the guard, let Xiao Erzi take care of it first." Zhang Songling made him the vice captain. It turned out that the errand of being an adjutant for Zhan Kui was exempted first. Zhan Kui doesn't need an adjutant anyway! ”

"Isn't it, I'm a big boss, why do I need any adjutant!" Wei Zhankui didn't dare to object, and followed the words of the old military master.

Lu Fang and Yang Dashun still felt inappropriate in their hearts, but the second leader, Xiao Guotao, was a well-known kind-hearted person. Let him be the captain of the guard, it is always cheaper for Zhang Songling, an outsider. Although this will make Old Weiding's status in the Iron and Blood Society even more unmatched.

Only the second master, Xiao Guotao, inadvertently picked up a big bargain, but he didn't know who to thank, waved his hands, and refused repeatedly, "This can't be done, this can't be done, I have enough things to do." In order to get these guns for the club, I went out for more than ten days, and the crops in the fields were delayed! ”

"You don't need to keep an eye on it personally, and your long-term workers don't dare to be lazy!" Hating that he couldn't hold up the wall in the mud, Old Wei Ding rolled his eyelids and scolded loudly. "If you don't have any opinions, it's settled! The rest of the box cannon was also sent to Xiao Zhang. People who originally did great things have already lost a lot to stay with us. ”

"Okay, guns, you keep talking!"

"It should be, it should be, he has made a great contribution, and he deserves this reward!" Several of the leaders and vice-leaders responded with a smile.

None of them cared much about the ownership of the box cannon. Although in this era, with a box cannon on his waist, he looks really majestic. But that gun is notoriously difficult to serve, and the biggest feature is that the head is not accurate, and the muzzle of the gun always jumps up. Often, a box of bullets is completely exhausted, and there is not even a bullet hole on the opposite target. The geese passing by in the sky may not be knocked down several times!

"Then go back early and rest!" The old military master Wei Ding was not happy, and he lost interest in the wine and food on the table. Pull up your legs and walk out in a huff. walked to the door, but turned around with a frown, "A few of you, after you go back, you will also search carefully, if there is really a daughter of any family who looks like a good match for Xiao Zhang, help him Zhang Luo." The dowry is easy to say, as long as the other party is willing to agree, no matter how much he wants, my old man will give it to Xiao Zhang! ”

"Don't worry, we'll go back and talk about it!"

"We've got it!"

Several presidents and vice presidents were overjoyed and responded with a smile.

"Drink less, don't get drunk!" Old Wei Ding snorted angrily, and finally a smile appeared on his face. shook his head and swayed to find Zhang Songling.

After all, the promised thing to Zhang Songling failed to fulfill, and he felt guilty in his heart. So tonight's "war of words" was cowardly before fighting, and after only a few rounds, he was killed and lost his armor. not only honestly handed over the box cannon that he had won for Zhang Songling, but also put on one hundred and thirty rounds of ammunition in vain. Together with the batch that Zhang Songling had promised to exchange for military salaries, there were enough 200 rounds! It's more than 50 catties of pork!

"You can save a little bit! Do you hear that? Bullets for box guns are hard to come by, run out, and there are no more! Seeing Zhang Songling fiddling with the shell gun, eager to go out immediately to shoot a few rounds, the old military advisor told him distressedly.

"Got it, got it. I don't have more than 20 rounds a day! Zhang Songling nodded and responded with some impatience.

"Then remember to find Xiao Erzi to report tomorrow. Pull the guards up first! I've already told a few of them, among the four Zhuangzi, the most capable young man is up to you! The old military advisor looked at him lovingly, and admonished, with a little unease in his tone.

"Got it, got it! Go to bed early! Zhang Songling stared at the magazine of the barge gun and replied absent-mindedly.

He didn't care if he was the captain of the guard. For him, all the duties of the Iron and Blood Society are children's plays, even if they face the south and turn their backs to the north, making people bow three times and bow nine times, and after a while, they will disappear, and they can't be taken seriously at all. It's far less real than a shell gun, at least, at some point in the future, it can be used to avenge Tian Qingyu, Han Qiu, and Zhou Jue.

"Don't worry, you guys, it's fast, it's fast!" When sleeping, Zhang Songling put the shell gun under his pillow and looked at the stars in the night sky outside and said. He didn't know which one of them Tian Qingyu and the others had turned into, but he believed that the brothers and sisters of the Blood Flower Society were all silently watching him in the night sky. Watch how he avenges the crowd and watch him fulfill their unpaid ambitions!

That night, Zhang Songling had a very exciting dream. He dreamed that he had become a sharpshooter, riding a tall horse, holding a pair of box cannons, firing his bow from side to side, and firing every shot. And the big traitor Qin Degang, as well as countless little devils with unfamiliar faces, were blown out of their heads one by one by him with box cannons, and their farts were pouring into ......