Chapter 119: Prenatal Education (Asking for a Monthly Pass)

Li Er is cool, Jin Yu is cool, and the Yang sisters are happy, but some people are not happy, and there is a chicken and dog jumping in the court. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info The Chinese book surnamed Wen Ling relied on Li Er to give an explanation, did the rules passed down from the ancestors be changed casually? If you want to change to Liu Bang or Zhu Yuanzhang, you would have scolded a long time ago, and you still dare to shout with Lao Tzu? It's tired and crooked, isn't it? went out to dig a pit and soak, buried himself and raised Li Erhan, just shivering angrily.

Li Er said very clearly for Jin Yu, this punctuation mark is used in mathematics, what about you Confucians, use it if it looks easy to use, don't use it if it is not easy to use, don't force it. That's what he said, but Li Eryi thought that what Jin Yu said was also reasonable, what if someone was confused and deliberately wrote ambiguous? So Li Er thought of a trick, he was tired and fine, a few days before the start, he folded this batch again, and he also used the punctuation marks to see the officials below, yes, up and down, use it, so this punctuation mark is gradually promoted.

Speaking of environmental sanitation, Li Er did a thing that did not follow common sense. He took a few ministers in civilian clothes to inspect the farmland, pointed to the rice that was not growing well, and asked: What is the matter? Why did you look like this?

The old farmer who farmed the land thought that these brothers were well fed, but for the sake of the clothes, he still replied kindly: "This adult doesn't know, in fact, this piece is better than this one, but the crops are all based on dung." Isn't this all the dung being done on these bad growing ground? The result was overtaken"

The ministers didn't say anything after reading it, they still didn't understand what Li Er meant, and they thought that this guy was on a whim today and cared about the people's livelihood and suffering, even if the excrement in the palace was pulled out, he wouldn't be able to fatten a few pieces of land, right?

Li Eryi turned around, and took a few little brothers to go shopping, and he also picked up a small alley drill to drill around and saw a lot, and these little brothers understood that putting so much fertilizer is not just a tyrannical thing

Li Er spoke at the right time: "I plan to cover a few convenient places in Chang'an City, so that I can pile up some fertilizer for my own Emperor Zhuangzi, if anyone Aiqing has not enough fertilizer on Zhuangzi, you can also cover it, but you must start early, the good location is so much, the hand is fast, and the hand is slow." I have such a large group of people in the palace, so I won't rob it with everyone in the prosperous area first, but I was robbed by others, and I have nothing to say. ”

Anyone who can stand in the court and speak (out of the eunuch palace maid), at least 200 households, right? Who doesn't have a little ground on Zhuangzi? Which crop is too much fertilizer? Besides, the investment in this thing is not large, just rebuild it, and then arrange a person to guard the point, add a few donkey carts to pull back several carts every day, and the grain growth is not a little bit

So, in just a few days, several toilets sprayed out, and the toilet chips came with their own, and the environment in Chang'an City was completely new in just one month

Next is the mouse, what to do with this mouse? Who is the Empress Sun? A model for the queen who took the lead in picking up ears of wheat in the wheat field

The eldest grandson queen took the lead in raising a few cats, and the cat was not watched and played, let alone a pet cat, and the word came out in just a few days: Hey, hey, have you heard of it? Today's queen has a cat, so catching mice is called a good hand, I heard that you can catch more than a dozen in one night, what? No rats in the palace? Don't be funny, Brother Ren, do you still have a place to pick a pit for this mouse? Where there is food, it will go, and the delicious food in the palace is not a little bit, I heard that the rations of hundreds of people have been saved in the past few days. Rats aren't that edible? Brother Ren, you're too naïve, aren't you? Have you eaten it after it was gnawed by rats? Haven't you thrown them all away? Forget it.,I won't tell you.,Anyway, I'll go home and ask for a cat.,Don't say that you can catch mice.,Don't blame the old brother for not being interesting.,I heard that now the powerful people are starting to raise cats.,It won't be long before the price of the cat rises.,When the time comes, you can make a lot of money, isn't it?

The initiator - Li Er and his family are doing prenatal education for the baby in their womb, which is also Li Er's rare leisure time. After reading a few chapters of the Analects, Li Er digressed, threw the book in his hand on the table, and said to Empress Changsun: "Guanyin, your idea is good, from top to bottom, haha, it doesn't take much trouble to implement, and the results are fast." ”

"Your Majesty has an overreputation, this is the duty of the concubine." Empress Eldest Sun stroked her big belly and said.

"I can't think of such a gentle way to put it on me." Li Er walked over to the belly of the eldest grandson of the momo and said. ,

"It's not that Your Majesty can't think of it, it's that Your Majesty doesn't want to use this brain." Empress Changsun said gently, people don't admit that they are stupid, and they call what Li Er said a comfortable one.

"With such a virtuous helper as Guanyin, why do I spend this brain?" Li Er's target shifted from Empress Changsun's belly to Empress Changsun's face, and with his hand raised, he put it outside in a standard posture of teasing a good girl.

"Your Majesty, it's daylight." Empress Eldest Sun said shyly.

"Ahem, Guanyin thought too much, I saw that your face was a little gray just now, and I have already wiped it clean for you." Li Er was embarrassed to admit that he wanted to be crooked. But he muttered in his heart, he didn't drink much wine from Jin Guitang, why did he think about this in the daytime? Looks like it's going to have to be halved.

Empress Changsun broke away from Li Er's clutches and pulled Li Er's family routine: "A few days ago, Jiulang quarreled with the concubine for a while, and he had to go to Tang Zhuangzi, saying that there was a lot of delicious food that night, and he still wanted to eat." ”

"Which night?" Li Er really can't think of what that milk baby can have to do with Jin Yu.

"On the day of Tang's wedding, Your Majesty forgot? Gao Ming, Weide and Jiulang went. Empress Eldest Sun reminded Li Erdao.

"Oh~~ I've been busy lately, and when Guanyin said this, I remembered. Go ahead, the kid's food is really good, especially the duck, he has tiger meat, and it's often good. "Li Er has been really busy lately, and it's all the kind of beating around the bush, which doesn't match his xingzi, if it weren't for the good implementation, he wouldn't have done this kind of thing.

"How does Your Majesty know so clearly? Gui Tang sent it to you? "Empress Changsun didn't know where Li Er went out of the palace, and thought that those opinions were rectified because he couldn't stand it when he left the palace.

"Didn't he leave the palace a few days ago, and he happened to meet that loser on the road, and he actually went to the East Market to buy vegetables by himself, so he was invited to have a meal by the way." Li Er doesn't have the face to say that he is going to eat, that is, he has a cheeky skin that has been honed over the years to say such things.

"Oh, no wonder, the concubine arranged for Jiulang to go? He pleaded in front of his concubines again. "It's inconvenient for the eldest grandson queen to have a big belly, but the inside and outside are her own babies, and the palms and backs of her hands are full of meat, so she can't do it if she doesn't feel sorry.

"Okay, let Gao Mingshun bring you and me a few ducks, I don't know how he made it, that duck, tsk, delicious." Li Er misses that taste very much, it's not difficult to mix cucumbers or something, the imperial chef can make it, but this duck is difficult.

"Your Majesty is really ''''''" Empress Changsun was speechless, and she didn't know how to say that her husband was good.

"Haha, who let that kid not know filial piety. I went under the pseudonym Li Zhen, don't say anything when the children go, I don't want to be so quick to break my identity, it's okay to talk about it like this. ”

"The concubine knows." Empress Eldest Sun nodded in response.

"I don't know if I don't go, I'm really scared when I go, Gui Tang is a talented person, I took a folding fan from him, and the painting method on it is unique, and it is not an exaggeration to say that the sect was established." Li Er thought about what happened in the Jin family Zhuangzi and recalled the taste.

"Wouldn't it? Gui Tang is not very old, how many years does it take him to learn these things? Empress Eldest Sun asked in surprise.

"I asked him, and the kid said that they had to study for nine years, and he had been studying for more than ten years, and the calculation of age was basically from the beginning of the school until he left the desert. If everyone in Datang can learn for nine years, why should the gate valve be in trouble? Li Er was quite emotional, because he knew that it was not difficult to build toilets and catch mice, but the difficult thing was to promote education.

"Let's figure it slowly, Your Majesty, everything can't be done in one fell swoop." Empress Eldest Sun is worthy of being a good wife and mother, and always mentions Li Er at critical moments. It is not an exaggeration to say "mention", when it comes to the prosperity of Zhenguan, everyone thinks of Li Shimin, in fact, there is a great female xing standing behind him Zhenguan At the beginning, Li Er was indeed able to admonish, but after the death of the eldest grandson, Li Er was ostensibly admonishing, and he also commended the ministers who admonished, but what about turning around? Keep doing what you love to do.

"Well, Guanyin is right, I'm a little anxious." Li Er confessed his mistakes, his expression changed, and he said to Empress Changsun: "I heard a few jokes told by Gui Tang a few days ago, tell them to Guanyin." ”

"Hmm." Empress Eldest Sun nodded cooperatively. Li Er cleared his throat and told the story of the ant and the elephant. If it weren't for being pregnant, Empress Changsun would definitely be leaning forward and leaning back with a smile (of course, regardless of the posture), but now it's not much better, Empress Changsun grabbed Li Er's hand and smiled, holding her lower abdomen with the other, just taking care of the fetus in her womb and not daring to make a loud noise. ,

"Oops" Empress Eldest Sun suddenly stopped laughing and frowned.

"What's wrong? Guanyin? Is it a tire gas? Li Er is also very nervous, giving birth this year is a big deal, not just adding Ding Ding and opening up the branches, but once you are not careful, the mortality rate is very high

Li Er turned his head and was about to call someone to pass on the imperial doctor, but was stopped by Empress Changsun, pointed to his lower abdomen, and said, "It's okay, Your Majesty." Just now he was kicking the concubine. ”

"Oh? Is it? Li Er was overjoyed, put his hand on the eldest grandson's lower abdomen, and said to the fetus: "Come, kick again." ”

After no reaction for a while, Li Er asked, "Why don't you kick?" ”

"Your Majesty will try to tell another joke?" The eldest grandson suggested.

The two of them didn't laugh at this time, Li Er talked about another one, and sure enough, the fetus in the womb moved again, and Li Er, who was surprised, although he was already the father of more than ten babies, how could he try to communicate with the child who was still in the womb? "What Tang said about prenatal education is really true haha~ Come again and again~"

Li Er looked like an old child, and he was happy''''''