Chapter 54 Two Ways to Lose Weight
"You killed someone?" Li Zhang was also shocked when he heard the words of the wild dog, although he knew that the wild dog's living environment was different since he was a child, which made his emotions different from ordinary people, but later after living with his own people, the wild dog became more and more like a normal person, so he never thought that the wild dog would kill people.
"Ghost beggar! Damn it! The wild dogs still said with a cold face, as if the ghost beggars were like the wild dogs he killed when Li Zhang first saw him when he first saw him.
Li Zhang also frowned when he heard this, and only after a while did he speak again: "You said that you learned martial arts to kill people, did you just want to kill these ghost beggars?" ”
"Yes, I once vowed that even if I spent my whole life, I would kill all the ghost beggars!" When the wild dog said this, his expression finally became a little cruel, and his eyes were stained with a layer of blood-colored hideousness.
Looking at the appearance of the wild dog, Li Zhang couldn't help but sigh, although he didn't know what the wild dog had experienced, but he could also guess that the wild dog must have experienced unimaginable cruelty underground before, which is why he hated those ghost beggars so much.
Seeing that Li Zhang was silent, the wild dog also showed a tangled look on his face, and finally suddenly turned around to leave, which made Li Zhang grab him and say, "Why are you going?" ”
"You don't like to kill, I ...... I'd better leave! The wild dog's eyes were red at this time, since that person died, he no longer had a home, and he never thought that he would have a home, but until he lived with Li Zhang and them, it made him feel at home, and if it wasn't a last resort, he didn't want to leave.
"Who said I wouldn't let you kill anymore?" Li Zhang couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this.
"Then you ...... just now" The wild dog was also stunned when he heard Li Zhang's words.
"I was thinking just now, you can kill people, anyway, those ghost beggars do all kinds of evil, they are originally damned people who are full of evil, but you also know the situation at home, you must cut the grass and eradicate the roots when you kill people in the future, and don't lead the ghost beggars to your home!" Li Zhang said with a serious expression at this time.
"You really don't blame me for killing?" The wild dog couldn't help but be surprised when he heard Li Zhang's words, he always felt that Li Zhang was a very benevolent person, so he thought that Li Zhang couldn't accept his murder.
"You are my brother, and you kill all the people who should be killed, I naturally don't blame you, but if you kill innocents indiscriminately in the future, then our brotherhood will come to an end, and I may even arrest you with my own hands!" Li Zhang said seriously again at this time, wild dogs have power that ordinary people can't reach, and they are not bound by secular morality, so Li Zhang is really afraid that he will go on the wrong path, so he gave him a vaccination in advance.
"I know that I will never take the initiative to hurt anyone except for the ghost beggar, unless someone wants to hurt you, the raccoon, and the bean!" The wild dog nodded heavily at this time, although he and Li Zhang were still just children, but this was a vow made by two men.
Just after noon, Zhou Laoshi's family of three came to the door with gifts to thank them, wild dogs are not used to this kind of scene, so Li Zhang received Zhou Laoshi and his wife for him, but Cai Niang's girl has been pestering wild dogs, and little stars are about to pop out of her big eyes, but fortunately she is young, if she is a little older, maybe she will have to make a promise.
"Uncle Zhou, those ghost beggars have been so rampant recently, although the sewer at the mouth of the alley is blocked, but there are no other sewers around, I'm worried that if there are ghost beggars coming out in the future, I'm afraid it will be difficult to do." Li Zhang finally asked Zhou Laoshi, although there are wild dogs at home, Li Zhang doesn't dare to be careless, especially since there are many children in his family, Li Zhang doesn't want to fall on the raccoon dogs.
"I know all the sewer openings around, except for the one at the mouth of the alley, there are about five or six, and I also want to discuss with the neighbors around me, everyone can buy some iron bars with some money, and seal all the sewer mouths, so that there will be no more ghosts and beggars inside." Zhou Laoshi also had palpitations at this time.
"I think so too, Uncle Zhou, you see how much money is needed, if others are not willing to pay, I will pay this money, after all, safety is the most important!" Li Zhang also agreed with Zhou Laoshi's words.
"How can you take the money alone, I will discuss this matter with the neighbors, and it doesn't cost much to buy some iron bars, just pay a little from each family!" Zhou Laoshi patted his chest at the moment and said, he has a good character, and he gets along well with the neighbors around him, plus Cai Niang was almost taken away this time, which made him even more determined to remove all the potential dangers around him.
Hearing that Zhou Laoshi was going to take on this matter, Li Zhang did not object, after all, he was young and not familiar with the surroundings, so it was far less convenient for an adult like Zhou Laoshi to do this.
After Zhou Laoshi and his wife thanked Li Zhang and the wild dog, they said goodbye and left, but Cai Niang kept sticking to the wild dog and refused to leave, and Zhou Laoshi and his wife didn't care about it, and even felt that Cai Niang was safer in Li Zhang's place than his own home, and Zhou Laoshi didn't do business today, and immediately went to the neighbors to discuss the matter of sealing the sewer after going back.
After Li Zhang sent away Zhou Laoshi and his wife, he returned to the store and found that Huozi was staring at Cai Niang who was pestering wild dogs in the distance with a painful face, looking like a young man who was helpless and out of love, which made Li Zhang couldn't help but step forward and patted him on the shoulder and said: "Huozi, girls worship heroes the most, not to mention that wild dogs also saved Cai Niang's life, I don't think you have much chance." ”
"Why, if I was here just now, I would definitely be able to save Cai Niang, big brother, you said that I can't compare to a wild dog, why does Cai Niang like to pester him?" Huozi said very aggrieved at this time, and his mouth opened wide to reveal a black hole with a missing front tooth, which looked very conspicuous.
"This ......" Li Zhang really can't bear to hit Huozi's confidence, because no matter in terms of appearance, height or force, Huozi can't be compared with wild dogs, of course, Huozi also has stronger points than wild dogs, for example, he can do business better than wild dogs, but unfortunately this advantage is not attractive to a little girl like Cai Niang.
But before Li Zhang could react, he saw Huozi suddenly turn his head to look at the other side of the courtyard, and looked at a girl with a tender face and said: "Forget it, why is the eldest husband without a wife, and I think Xiuxiu is also good-looking, not only good-looking, but also gentle and considerate, and the housework is even more orderly, I will still be better to Xiuxiu in the future!" ”
"Huh?" Li Zhang didn't expect Huozi to find a new target so quickly, which made his words that he was going to comfort him useless, but this also made him relieved, he didn't expect that although Huozi was not good-looking, he was an amorous seed, and he hoped that it would not be planted in the hands of women in the future.
In the afternoon, Zhou Laoshi discussed with a group of neighbors, each family paid some money to buy iron bars, and then completely reinforced the stone slab at the sewer mouth, which can only be opened from the outside, and it is basically impossible to push it away from the inside.
Early the next morning, Li Zhang opened the door to do business as usual, but as soon as the door opened, he saw Jinshan's huge body standing outside the door, which made him stunned for a moment before he smiled and said: "Why did you come here again, did your mother agree to you eat meat?" ”
"Don't think about eating meat, my mother said, don't think about touching meat in your life if you don't lose a hundred pounds!" Jin Shan said weakly at this time, and while talking, he swept the braised meat in Li Zhang's shop, as if he hated to have to see all this meat in his stomach.
Li Zhang couldn't help laughing when he heard this, and then invited Jin Shan to the backyard, and then said: "You definitely didn't want to see braised pork to satisfy your cravings, let's say, what's the matter?" ”
"It's really strange, we haven't known each other for a long time, but I always feel like you're like an old friend, maybe that's what others say." I saw that Jin Shan also sighed at this time, and then approached Li Zhang and said, "Is there a way for you to let me lose a hundred catties in the shortest possible time?" ”
"Why do you think I have a way?" Li Zhang did not answer Jin Shan, but asked rhetorically with interest.
"I don't know why, but I think you must have a way!" Jin Shan was very sure at the moment, and he couldn't say any reason, maybe Li Zhang could wake him up when he was sick, or maybe Li Zhang reminded him several times of the disadvantages of obesity, so he thought of Li Zhang when he encountered the problem of losing weight.
Li Zhang didn't expect Jin Shan to be so confident in himself, but he said helplessly at this time: "I do have a way, but you will definitely not accept it!" ”
"What's the solution? Tell me about it! Seeing that Li Zhang really had a way, Jin Shan was also in good spirits at the moment.
"The first way is to lose weight normally, and weight loss is nothing more than two points, keep your mouth shut and open your legs, that is, eat less and move more."
"And what about the second option?" Before Li Zhang finished speaking, Jin Shan interrupted him and said, if he could keep his mouth shut, he wouldn't have to be so distressed.
"The second method works quickly and almost immediately, and that is liposuction, in other words, it is to cut your belly open and cut the fat inside into small pieces and take it out!" Li Zhang said lightly.
"You...... You're not kidding, are you? Jin Shan heard Li Zhang's second solution, but his face turned pale with fright, as a Song Dynasty person, of course he had never heard of liposuction.
"No kidding, I've seen people lose weight in this way, but I haven't done it for anyone, if you really want to lose weight, I can try it on you." Li Zhang deliberately made a gloomy expression at this time and said, in fact, even if Jin Shan wanted to do it, he didn't have the conditions for surgery, he said that this was just to scare the other party.
"Ahem~, I'm ...... I'll forget it! Jin Shan smiled awkwardly at the moment, he really didn't have the courage to let people cut the flesh on his body in order to lose weight, and even thinking about it hurt him.
Seeing Jin Shan's appearance, Li Zhang couldn't help but smile secretly in his heart, but at this time, he suddenly thought of a problem, maybe he could ask Jin Shan, so he spoke again at this time: "Jin Shan, do you know how ordinary people can be officials?" ”