Chapter 5: The ass is gone

Xiao Chen's brain hole is a bit big, but he really misses her, when he thinks of her crying so sadly, he feels distressed and happy, because he is crying for him!

"Alas! I'm curious, you just let me die, what's going on with the belly pocket? Xiao Chen lay on the ground, supported his chin with one hand, and asked with great interest!

Mu Guiying glared at him, this kind of thing is really hard to say, but she has to say it!

"Yesterday evening ... Someone sneaked into my bathroom while I was bathing... Mu Guiying's face is already hot when she says this!

Xiao Chen, who looked at the snow-white and flawless pretty face, was intoxicated, "That is to say... Do you doubt or affirm that that person is me? ”

"Hmmm... It's suspicion! Do you dare to say it's not you! Mu Guiying's anger came up again, the cold was pressing, but her face was red!

"Captain Mudu! Beautiful and charming Mu Xiaoniu, you just beat me to death because of suspicion, that buddy is more tired than me, I have a deep hatred with him? Chick, how many people have you killed in this case, since you doubt it... Shouldn't that be the first thing to dispel? Xiao Chen opened his mouth leisurely, not seeing any emotion, as if this matter had nothing to do with him!

"Humph! Don't be verbose, you just say it's not you! Mu Guiying asked with a little lack of confidence!

"Chick..."

"Shut up! If you call me that, I'll tear your mouth apart! Looking at Xiao Chen's indifferent attitude, she couldn't get angry! What's even more annoying is that this person is still a chick and a chick screaming, and she is hairy when she listens!

"Okay, Lord Duwei, I was on the Black Wind Mountain at the time of the crime, may I ask, how many legs did I grow to run to the county seat in such a short time? Besides, I just have wings to catch you in the bath... In other words, isn't the charm of your belly pocket a little bigger, am I stealing a belly pocket for thousands of miles? Am I full? ”

A series of questions made her unable to stand, and there was really no place to put her face!

"This... Maybe... Probably you ... Right! Maybe you're so perverted! Mu Guiying pouted and forcefully argued!

"Alas! How am I perverted? Well? Su Xiaoniu is beautiful enough, right? The master didn't move her! What am I going to steal from you? "Xiao Chen is not calm, he was actually said to be a pervert by a woman, this can't be accepted no matter what! If this is preconceived by Mu Guiying, how will she be soaked in the future? As soon as you meet, it's called a pervert...

"That... So who knows what you think? Anyway... It's a fact in your hands anyway! Mu Guiying is still unconvinced, anyway, she doesn't admit her mistake, after all, she is only a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl, and she can't be so Huoda!

Xiao Chen was already a middle-aged man in his thirties in his previous life, and his heart was much more mature, so he no longer dwelled on this matter, "Okay!" I don't care about you, this ... Just let it pass! ”

Mu Guiying thought about it, felt that she couldn't get over her face, glanced at him, and smiled arrogantly, "Just now you said that I was a woman, and you said that I am not your opponent!" Hum! Very good! I'll give you a chance, and if you can beat me, I'll apologize to you in public! If you can't beat me ... I want you to admit that you are inferior to a woman! How is it? ”

Xiao Chen was speechless, feeling that Mu Guiying cares about this matter very much? I just said it casually, and I didn't mean to look down on women! If you really talk about it, I'm afraid there are few men who can compare to Mu Guiying! "Alright! But there is no need to apologize, you can see that you are the kind of person who wants to save face! ”

"Whew! You're just dying to save face! ”

"Alas, alas! You're also a beauty, can you not make such rude movements! ”

"You have to take care of it! Come! Take it down and find Lang Zhong to show him! After saying that, Mu Guiying left!

"It's quite individual! Hey! Anyway, does Su Xiaoniu miss me? Alas! It's also painful to be handsome! ”

"Gross!"

After Lang Zhong saw Xiao Chen's injury, the boss with his mouth open in surprise, the meat was beaten into sauce, but the bones were nothing at all! "What a miracle! The little brother's muscles and bones really make the old man stunned! But this meat ... Or either? ”

"Huh? What does it mean? Of course you want this meat, but do you want me to turn me into a skeleton? ”

Lang Zhong shook his head: "I didn't mean that!" As he spoke, he pricked his wound with a needle, "Are you conscious?" ”

"What do you have sense?"

"I just pricked your ass with a needle!"

"! You old man actually burst my chrysanthemum? Xiao Chen was immediately anxious! If you are struggling, you have to get up and fight with him! The head can be broken and the blood can flow, and the chrysanthemum cannot be humiliated!

Lang Zhong is embarrassed, what is this person pretending to be in his head? "I mean, the flesh where you were injured has been necrotic, I'm afraid you're going to have to shave it off!"

"What do you say? Remove... Doesn't Lao Tzu have no ass? Xiao Chen was shocked! Now the old face is disgraced! At the same time, he was also amazed at how endured it, and he didn't faint in that kind of abuse!

There was a brief silence, and after a while, burst into laughter! This Xiao Chen is too funny!

Xiao Chen's face was sad: "System! Is there a way to make my ass grow good? ”

"Poof! Hahahahaha! It's so funny! No ass! Hahahahaha! ”

"Isn't it funny? I'm going to kill myself! ”

"Uh... This solution is to have a drop! You just need to wait for the system to upgrade to level 2! ”

"Oh? Let's talk about it! Xiao Chen seemed to have grasped the life-saving straw, and his eyes burst into light!

The soldier next to him looked at Xiao Chen like a fool, what he said was too standard!

"Cluck, cluck! This guy is so funny, giggle! No, my stomach hurts to death, ouch! Poof, cluck, cluck! This is Mu Guiying's laughter, she originally wanted to go to see Xiao Chen's injury, but she didn't go in because of face problems, and Xiao Chen showed her buttocks, so she waited outside, but when she heard such words, she could hold it back at first, but then she couldn't hold it anymore and immediately slipped back!

The night is beautiful, but Xiao Chen's heart is cold, his ass has been shaved off, and now he has become a laughing stock, anyone who sees him will hold back a smile, and finally laugh out loud when he can't hold it back!

The system upgrade is still 65 points short of performance.,This mission gave him 35 points.,It's not too difficult to upgrade.,But。。。 I'm afraid he can't do the task in his current state, because he doesn't have the face to see people!

Mu Guiying looked for Xiao Chen several times, and finally heard that he came here, this is a mountain cliff, when she saw Xiao Chen sitting on the edge of the cliff... "Wait! Don't be impulsive! ”

It's okay if she doesn't say it, but when she says it, she scares Xiao Chen, who is contemplating!

"Ahh Ahh ”

“。。。!!”

Almost, Xiao Chen fell, but fortunately, he was quick and grabbed the vacuum gun before he slipped down! Pick it up and bounce up on the rock wall!

"Huh? He's really good! Mu Guiying looked at him in a little surprise!

"Scared the hell out of me! Can you please not be so surprised! ”

"I'm afraid you won't be able to remind you!"

"Gotcha! Is there something wrong? ”

"Just to see you, actually... Burst!.. ”

Xiao Chen rolled his eyes and looked at her!

Mu Guiying couldn't help but see his expression anymore, "Poof!" Giggles! You... Giggles! Belch... Ahem, ahem! Well! I just want to see if you're better, nothing else! ”

Mu Guiying came to sit next to him! A faint fragrance wafts away!

Xiao Chen's nose was immediately stimulated, and he leaned over and sniffed it out with gratitude!

Mu Guiying was taken aback, and immediately jumped away, "You!" What are you doing! ”

Xiao Chen looked satisfied, "Hmm! It smells so good! ”

Mu Gui trembled with anger, "You!! You're a disciple! You deserve no ass。。。 Yes!! Mu Guiying hurriedly covered her mouth, this kind of vulgar words came out of her mouth so out of tune, but her voice was really good, as crisp and agile as a lark!

Crit! It's rubbing salt into his wounds! Xiao Chen was really depressed immediately!

Silence for a while...

"Alas! You... Are you okay? Who made you always indecent! Mu Guiying said uncomfortably!

Gong Feiyu didn't look back, in fact, he didn't have anything to do now, he still had a relaxed smile on his face, he was in the best state, he was in a good mood!

"It's okay。。。 Can you do me a favor? ”

"Huh? Are you really okay? You don't really care ... That one... ”

"Huh! Silly or not? Who is Lao Tzu, his face is comparable to the city wall, and dignity is a fart to me, does Lao Tzu care about this? Xiao Chen's voice seemed very calm!

"Oh! Well! That's good! Burst... Giggles! Mu Guiying suddenly laughed out loud without paying attention, this time without holding back!

"Is it that funny?" Xiao Chen smiled and glanced back at her, his heart suddenly twitched, it was so beautiful, this smile had a shy attitude, coupled with that peerless face, it was absolutely charming!

"Poof... No... Excuse me! Burst! Giggles! ”

“。。。” This time it was Xiao Chen's turn to be speechless, and he found that Mu Guiying's smile was quite low!

After a long silence, Mu Guiying sat down next to him again and stopped laughing! "Say, what's the deal?"

Xiao Chen suddenly fell back and pillowed his head with his hands: "Help me deliver a letter to Su Xiaoniu!" As he spoke, he took out the letter and handed it to Mu Guiying!

Mu Guiying saw that the envelope said "Su Xiaoniu receives", so she smiled: "Okay!" No problem! ”

After that, the two didn't speak again, if Xiao Chen didn't take the initiative to speak, the two really didn't have anything to say, so Mu Guiying got up and left, and said before leaving, "I'm sorry... I blame you wrong, and I hurt you... Speaking of which, he almost didn't hold back, and quickly slipped away!

"Mu Guiying... It's interesting! ”