Li Renjie turned his head and asked, "Hall Master, I have been depressed since I saw you, what happened?" ”

The hall master pointed to the car in front of him, and then to the car in the back, and said, "See, I bought these two cars!" ”

He paused, then added, "How did we get here?" I chartered a plane and came with these two cars. Donea also doesn't have an airport, so I parachuted down.

No one flies to Donea! The cost of skydiving is not low, let alone car skydiving? Two plus one, this money is spent on the old nose.

Also, I bought all the equipment this time. These guys are completely eating the face of big households, eating me to death, what not to ask for the best but the most expensive.

Just the keyboard warriors, all those high-tech products that I bought, cost me 20 million dollars.

It's okay now, I haven't been rich for two days, and I'm poor again. ”

Li Renjie also said why the hall master was not very interested, it turned out to be because of these, and said, "Hall master, I remember that you were beaten and blackmailed so much money, wasn't it very generous at first?"

As soon as the money arrived, he shouted that he wanted to give us a share, saying that he would only keep 10 million, and the rest would be shared with everyone.

Brothers don't want it, you're not happy, say brothers don't give you face. Why, spending some money on you now is like cutting your flesh? ”

The master of the hall said, "Here you are, what did you want?" You are high-spirited, don't say anything! The money was in my hands for a few days, and I didn't automatically think it was my own.

You have never been poor, and you don't think that in addition to cutting your flesh, it hurts to pay for it. Now it's okay, the wind blows the eggshells, the wealth goes to the people's happiness, and I will become a poor egg again.

Alas, if only you had asked for it at the time, I would have been able to get eight million anyway. Now, it's unclear again. ”

Li Renjie smiled and said, "I have two good news for you. ”

The hall master was still not interested, and said, "What? ”

Li Renjie said, "Our last remuneration has come down, five million US dollars per person, and I will transfer it to you when I go back." ”

The hall master's eyes suddenly lit up and he said, "Great! So what's the second piece of good news? ”

Li Renjie said, "In this operation, all the expenses are covered, that is to say, ......"

The hall master said, "In other words, my money is still mine, and not a single dollar will be missing?" ”

Li Renjie said, "It's not that there will be no less than a dollar, but not a penny will be less!" ”

The hall master was so excited that he couldn't help himself, and he beat his hands and said, "Great! I'll go back and invite everyone to dinner, a big meal. ”

Li Renjie said, "However, you also know the rules of our country, especially for the government, if you want to get the money back, you have to have an invoice."

When you buy something, do you want an invoice? ”

The hall master said, "I'll go, I've been living in the United States, how do you know there is such a rule." Besides, if you really want an invoice, they may not have it! In this way, my money still won't come back! ”

After that, it became a sad face again.

Liu Xian'er smiled and said, "The boss lied to you, are you serious?" ”

For a while, there was laughter in the car.

The car ran for more than seven hours, and seeing that it was getting late, when it was time to set up camp, Li Renjie notified the mourning star to stop.

The three cars lined up and stopped by the river.

Although the three cars are all luxury cars, and the shock absorption is surprisingly good, the road is too rough, and the people in the car are still shocked to the point that their bones are about to fall apart.

As soon as the car stopped, everyone escaped from the car like a sea of suffering, stretched out their arms, and stretched their legs.

After a while, Liu Xian'er, Mourning Star, the peacemaker, and the hall master began to set up tents, and Tie Ning went to fetch water.

Parker lit a bonfire and sat down next to Li Renjie.

He threw firewood into the campfire and said, "If I go again, I will never sit in a car with that guy named Yin Xingping." ”

Li Renjie said, "Why? ”

Parker looked at the keyboard man, who was also sitting by the campfire, and stopped talking.

Li Renjie said, "Everyone is their own person, it doesn't matter. ”

Parker said, "I'm not afraid he'll listen, I'm afraid he'll laugh." "If you dare to laugh, or dare to tell others about this, I swear, I will kill you." ”

The keyboard warrior said, "Don't worry, I'm a big laugher." After a pause, he added, "Moreover, my mouth is very strict." ”

Parker was relieved and said, "That guy did something to me!" ”

Li Renjie and the keyboard warrior said "ah" almost at the same time.

Li Renjie said, "This move is not what I understand, right?" ”

Parker said, "It's what you understand as hands-on." ”

Li Renjie said: "Is it wrong for you to understand? Yin Xingping's kung fu is good, and he is estimated to be the same as you, he is a martial arts idiot, and he likes to fight with people when he has nothing to do.

Isn't it, he wants to fight with you, and he can't help it in the car, so he has played tricks with you. ”

Parker scolded, "Fart! As soon as I got in the car, he put my hand on his hand, stroked the back of my hand, and asked me where my home was, how old I was this year, but I had parents, wife and children, and whether I liked to watch movies or to work out.

Then he pinched my arm and touched my chest, saying something strange about how good my figure is and how to practice, what a strong thing!

This is a special move of hands and feet, and I definitely don't understand it all wrong.

You have repeatedly ordered us to listen to him in everything. I knew you had a place to get him, so I put up with it. Otherwise, I would have punched him to death. ”

The keyboard warrior tried his best to endure it, but after all, he still couldn't hold back and laughed loudly.

Parker's fist, which was bigger than the casserole, clenched and shouted angrily, "I said, if you dare to laugh, I will beat you to death, this is what you brought on yourself!" ”

With that, you have to stand up and go to the keyboard warrior.

Li Renjie stopped, "Look at him, he is all crippled, he can't move, wouldn't you let him free if you killed him!" ”

Parker said, "But he kept laughing at me!" ”

Li Renjie grimaced and said angrily, "What are you smiling at all the time?" ”

The keyboard warrior threw his hand over and said, "I don't want to laugh either, but I want to laugh when I think of that kind of picture!" ”

Li Renjie said, "What picture? ”

The keyboard warrior gestured with his hand and said, "Yin Xingping is so big, it's like a coin." Parker is so big, it's like a blue ball. Yin Xingping is no longer looking for him, and if he dares to find Parker, he is not afraid that Parker will crush him to death.

Boss, you make up for it, the scene where Yin Xingping was pressed by Parker, do you say that Yin Xingping is not an old birthday star hanged, and his life is too long! ”

Li Renjie couldn't help but smile and said, "I really didn't see it, Yin Xingping still likes this tone." ”

Seeing Parker's eyes glaring at him angrily, he hurriedly said, "You don't want to sit in the same car with him, I completely agree." ”

Seeing that Parker's anger had not subsided, he hurriedly talked about it left and right, saying, "Where did Yin Xingping and He Yuanlong go?" How is it missing? ”

The keyboard warrior said, "As soon as the car stops, these two guys are going to look around." He also said that if he didn't figure out the situation around him, he wouldn't know how he died.

I told them both, and I looked it up on my computer.

But the two guys said, look it up on the computer? Life and death matters, how can it be such a child's play. I have to check it myself, and I can't stop it. ”

Li Renjie nodded and said, "It seems that he is still in the primitive society and treats himself as a scout." I thought that now I had to rely on people to personally reconnoiter the situation. ”

The keyboard warrior said, "Who's to say it isn't!" We borrowed two telescopes. ”

Li Renjie said, "Where are we now, and what is the situation around us?" ”