The queen slapped Yelu Qingyuan on the back of the head and said: "Qingyuan, you fool the palace, with the urine nature of the two of you, you are a dog who has kicked it, it is good if you don't chase the wild dog, which dog dares to chase you in the capital?" ”

“！” Yelu Qingyuan couldn't help scratching his head, feeling that he was brain-dead, and made up a not very good reason, but finally covered his head and couldn't answer.

Xiao Lina added blindly: "Little aunt, it's true. There is a way to overturn the boat in the gutter, all year round to shoot the eagle and finally plant the carving in the hand, maybe we usually kill the dog too much, the mad dog jumped off the wall and the flaw must be reported, after offending it, it was ambushed, and when it saw us, it chased and bitten, and this panic accidentally hit the wall. ”

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The queen smiled bitterly, everyone knew that this was a fool's errand, but she was even organized by this brain-dead scripture?

The queen said: "As soon as you cock your ass, this palace will know what you are going to do." Look at what you're thinking, how can such a scar be knocked out by hitting a wall. You don't want to fool this palace and don't understand anything. ”

The guards felt that the queen mother understood people, and this kind of scar definitely didn't come out of hitting the wall. It's just that none of the guards dare to say it, and if they tell the truth, they must be kicked by these two ancestors, although they can't kick the dead, it's not good.

Xiao Lina scratched her head now, and then thought about the reason again.

This time, Yelu Qingyuan said blindly: "Qi Yu Niangniang, it was the old Xiao Xiangye who sent someone to hang us up and beat us up without brains, so we were like being flattened, but in fact, only I have beaten people, and no one has ever beaten us." ”

"Uncle Diriday again...... How did he ......" The queen mother heard that it was the old Xiao Xiangye, and she didn't know what to say.

However, this statement is very true, everyone knows what kind of urine these two gentlemen have, it is impossible for them not to be naughty, and they will indeed be caught and beaten by Lao Xiao sometimes. As a grandfather, it is natural for him to beat Xiao Lina, but Lao Xiao doesn't know if he is crazy, the child even beats other people's families, every time Xiao Lina is pumped, Yelu Qingyuan can't run away, and will be pumped together, Lao Xiao threatened that this is to replace the old leader Yelu Asi to discipline him.

Xiao's inside is the queen's own uncle. The queen of Liao is called Xiao's lazy.

In the Khitan text, the name is just that, but after being translated into Chinese, it is transliterated, some are called Xiao Duoli lazy, and some are called Xiao Duoli lazy, and of course Lilan is called Xiao.

Hanzi culture is like this, just like the later generations of O1 Bar and 1 horse can also be called Ou 1 Bar and 1 horse.

After Gao Fangping saw the peerless face of the queen mother, he decided to change her name in his heart, Gao Fangping used to translate her name as "Xiao Duoli Lazy", and now it is corrected to "Xiao's Lilan".

However, looking at this situation, Xiao's Lilan Niangniang seems to be a little dissatisfied with the old Xiao Xiangye.

It's normal to think about it. Lao Xiao has a big opponent is his nephew Xiao Fengxian, who is now in the Wugu Enemy Martyrs Division, and has been the Prime Minister's Privy Envoy before. That Xiao Fengxian is Xiao's Lilan's own brother.

Although they are all members of the Xiao family, the queen is of course more of a brother.

It's a pity that everyone has mistakes and handles, Xiao Fengxian's political views are obvious and his uncle Xiao's inner bottom are two passers-by, after grabbing a handle and being rectified, Xiao Fengxian was even a national uncle, but he was also degraded by Emperor Tianzuo, and the title of Lanling County King was taken away, and he was given the new favorite of his uncle Xiao's inner bottom.

Because after Xiao Fengxian was overthrown, even if the queen mother was a junior of the Xiao family, she began to be a little taboo about her uncle Xiao's inside.

But thinking about it this way, the queen doesn't want to bring these filthy things into the world of two simple girls.

So, Xiao's Lilan touched the pig-headed faces of Xiao Lina and Yelu Qingyuan distressedly, and sighed: "Blame you for being disobedient, blame you for being naughty, but after being beaten by the old Xiao Xiangye, let alone this palace, Your Majesty can't protect you, even when it comes to heaven, you are also naughty, and it is natural for him to discipline you." ”

The two young ladies covered their pig-like heads and said depressedly: "We're all like this, don't blame us, we have been well-behaved a lot, and we haven't been naughty lately, but we are curious about some people and some things, so we will be misunderstood for trouble." ”

"Oh, tell me about this palace." The queen mother was not in a hurry to leave, and said with a smile: "It's strange in the past few days, there is relatively little news about your troubles, what are you curious about now?" ”

"Little aunt, can you tell us how to have a child, we are most curious about this?" Xiao Lina asked curiously.

The queen was a little angry, these two guys turned out to be in heat? The most important spring for the steppe tribes is coming, and it is really dry.

"Tell me, mother, if I change my fake ass, can I still have a child?"

Yelu Qingyuan was slapped on the back of the head when she asked this, so she shut up.

Now Queen Xiao's Lilan didn't care about them, and turned to look at the parties this time curiously.

Seeing that Gao Fangping always lowered his head like a grandson, Xiao's Lilan said softly: "Raise your head and let this palace see who you are?" ”

Gao Fangping had a headache and had to raise his head.

Obediently, Xiao's Lilan's heart skipped a beat and was suppressed. In this world where northern men are concentrated, you can see such a beautiful embryo.

I don't say that she has any thoughts, she just sees beautiful things, but everyone will stare at them a few more times, and then Xiao's Lilan will YY.

The two little gentlemen saw that the queen's mother had become soft, and the shrimp was suspicious, so they hurriedly moved to the front, blocked the queen's gaze with their pig-headed faces, and said, "Niangniang, he is our person." ”

At this point......, everyone looked at each other.

This time, everyone finally figured out that Yelu Zhangnu, the chief manager of Shedanai, would be kicked by the two gentlemen, originally this little white face was their person, so good-looking, and when they met a two-brained woman who was in estrus, then everything was possible.

The queen also seemed to be smiling, so she waved her hand and said, "Let's all step aside." ”

The guards quickly put away their swords and stepped aside.

However, Breguet still had a knife around his neck.

Xiao Lina and the others saw that Breguet's appearance was so explosive, her ass was so upright, her legs were so long, and her chest was so straight, and they identified that this was a threat from Lao Tzu, not her own people.

So the two of them said together: "This female officer is an assassin, it is best to drag it down and kill her." ”

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Breguet was almost angry to death, who did my sister provoke, is it really beautiful to kill her?

Fortunately, no one took the words of the two-brained girl seriously, and the queen said: "Don't mess around, how can the Daliao soldiers slander indiscriminately, don't think that the palace doesn't know your careful thoughts, you are jealous of her beauty." ”

"She's not prettier than us." Yelu Qingyuan and Xiao Lina said embarrassedly together.

In this way, there was no one to mess around with the two young ladies, and Breguet was released.

Yelu sledgehammer came out and pretended to be loyal, kicked Breguet's round ass fiercely, and scolded: "Get out, this is a sensitive occasion, and a low-ranking officer of unknown origin like you don't want to fish in troubled waters here." ”

Breguet covered her ass and glared at Yelu Sledgehammer, feeling that this person was too obscene, and the place where he kicked was very sensitive. Breguet decides to find an opportunity to kill this lewd uncle with a sledgehammer in the future.

No one knew what Xiao's Lilan was thinking, and she looked at Gao Fangping Shaoqing again, and she suddenly ordered: "The three of you come with this palace." ”

It's treated as "the three of you" now, which is not good. However, the situation forced it, and at this moment, Gao Fangping was inconvenient otherwise, "I don't know them".

When Gao Fangping and Ju Jing hesitated, the head of the guard, Yelu Zhangnu, stepped forward and pushed Gao Fangping and said, "Hurry up, don't hesitate." ”

Xiao Lina jumped up and kicked Yelu Zhangnu and said, "Don't mess with him, he is one of the Lao Tzus." ”

"Yes, there is a kind of rushing at me, see if Miss can't kill you." Yelu Qingyuan actually doesn't like to pull hatred casually, but once Xiao Lina does something bad, she is definitely a sister......

was so confused, I was invited to drink tea in the palace of Liao.

In the main hall, Xiao's Lilan looked at Gao Fangping Shaoqing with an incomprehensible expression, and then ordered: "You two stand down, and the rest of the guards stand down." ”

Seeing that the queen's attitude is so ambiguous, how can they be willing, envious, jealous and hateful, how do they think they can leave the beauty embryo alone to the soft-footed shrimp girl, it's not that there is nothing to do with the old men.

So with dirty thoughts, the two pretended to be stupid.

"Are you going or not?" The queen went over and gave one of them a butt slap.

The two young ladies couldn't touch their buttocks now, so they had to leave with tears in their eyes.

Now, in this simple hall with a bit of Khitan style, only the queen mother remains.

Then Xiao's Lilan looked at Gao Fangping with bad intentions.

In fact, from the moment she called everyone away, Gao Fangping was embarrassed, which shows that she is really a goof.

Sure enough, Xiao's Lilan suddenly asked, "You are the famous Gao Fangping, right?" ”