Chapter 1: Not Stealing, Just Borrowing
Gray in consciousness and completely unconscious, Xiao Chen died because of a car accident, but at this time he came back to life!
He tried hard to open his eyes, but he didn't have the strength to do so!
"I... He's dead? It's fucking hard to accept, doesn't it mean that the scourge will last for a thousand years! Damn driver, you can still sleep while fucking driving a car, why is the fucking old man so miserable!! ”
This was Xiao Chen's first thought after regaining consciousness!
"Huh? It turns out that people are still conscious after death? Is that Lao Tzu a ghost now? Hahahaha! Great, you don't have to be caught peeking at a beautiful woman taking a bath, right? Wrong... Do female ghosts in the underworld take a bath? Maybe... Still in the sun? Thinking of this, Xiao Chen showed an excited expression, but it's a pity... He has no face, no expression, just a consciousness!
"Don't guess there, I really can't stand you, isn't there a little nervousness? You're dead now, in other words you can't do anything anymore! Still thinking about peeking at a woman taking a shower! ”
“!!! Who! Which idiot is talking! ”
"I'm rubbing! You're a fucking idiot, your whole family is a fool! ”
"! Someone is talking! ”
About four hours have passed ...
"Good! Deal! I accept! ”
I don't know what agreement was reached, Xiao Chen came back to life, this time he really came to life, tall man, handsome face, yes, he was resurrected, and it was the "Golden System" that caused all this! ”
Xiao Chen opened his eyes, his bright eyes looked extremely clear, as if he was a decent person, but... He's definitely a shameless person with no lower limit!
When I walked into a room, there were walls on all sides, there were no rats and cockroaches, and there were no haystacks or anything, and my whole body was cold!
"Ahh
"What is this Nima?" Xiao Chen hid in the corner and shivered, he was definitely the most unlucky traverser, and he didn't have any clothes to wear!
Who is he? A rich young master who was caught by a bandit! His name is Xiao Chen!
"Host 。。。"
"Stop... Call the master! And there is no humility! Still want to collect energy? ”
"You... Host... Master! ”
The momentum of the system weakened, and Xiao Chen showed a happy expression after the victory!
"Hmmm! Something to start and nothing to retreat! ”
"! You are the emperor too! ”
"Can't rehearse it! Don't want energy anymore? ”
“。。。 Your Majesty... Your Majesty! Woooooooooooooooo ”
"What are you crying about! What a system! Something to say! ”
"That's right, first of all, let me introduce you to the first function that the system is currently open, this function is called Jiangxing Pavilion! Since it is the first time it is launched, the system will give you a free number of recruits, and it is the most advanced god general recruitment! ”
"Oh? It's true? Great, then hurry up and recruit me! ”
"This... I'm afraid not! ”
"Why?"
"Because the system doesn't have a shred of energy right now, so..."
"! So what do I want you to do! How far and how far to roll, with the wisdom of the master, you can still mix it up! ”
"Oops! Will you hear me? That's right, although the system has no energy for the time being, but as long as you can contribute some gold and let the system have energy, then this free summoning opportunity can be used, and you will definitely not lose! ”
Xiao Chen pondered for a while, although he was confused, he still knew the pros and cons here!
"What should I do?"
"Escape first, this cell is in disrepair and has been badly damaged, you jump five steps behind you and it will collapse directly, that's the way to escape! Mission: Escape! Acceptable? ”
"Cut, it's decent, accept!"
"Quest Reward Merit Point 1!"
"Is that a reward? That's for you to upgrade, right? What about my rewards? ”
"Didn't I tell you? The higher the level of the system, the more benefits you can get, and how many beauties do you want when the time comes? ”
Xiao Chen patted his head, "That's right!" How did I not think of that? Good! Done! ”
Xiao Chen hurriedly ran to the place pointed by the system and bent his waist!
"Boom!"
"Ahh it! Aren't you going to jump!! ”
A minute later, Xiao Chen clasped his hands to his chest! "Are you sure this is the way to live?"
"This... Should... Right? ”
"It should be your sister! I've been falling for a minute, and I haven't fallen yet! Even if there's water down there, I'm going to fall to my death! Let me die! Damn the system! It's too bad! Xiao Chen burst into tears!
"Plop!"
"Hmm... Gollum! Wow! ”
Xiao Chen finally fell, there was indeed a lake below, and when he looked up, he realized that he had actually fallen from the peak of tens of thousands of meters! Miraculously, nothing but a few mouthfuls of water!
"Oh my God! Am I super-god? ”
"No, it's mainly the system that affects the airflow and slows down your fall! And give you a brake at the last moment! ”
Xiao Chen pursed his lips, and suddenly he found that the water was so clear and refreshing! So he took a shower by the way, and hummed a song while washing! But soon he found another problem!
"By the way, shouldn't the system prepare a newbie outfit for me?" Xiao Chen said expressionlessly, as if he didn't care at all!
"This... Not yet! ”
"Oh! Forget it, just get two leaves to block it! ”
After taking a bath, Xiao Chen went ashore, there is a good saying, the wind blows the birds on both sides, Xiao Chen hums a song while weaving a grass skirt! Don't mind revealing your secrets in the slightest!
"It's the first time I've seen such a shameless person!"
"Alright, no problem now! What's next? ”
"There are hints in the mission, you can understand it when you look at it!"
Xiao Chen checked the mission information, and it turned out that the second step was to steal the vault of Black Wind Mountain!
"Stealing... No, it's too faceless, it's good if you can't grab it directly, Lao Tzu has been bright and upright all his life, how can he do this kind of thing of stealing chickens and touching dogs? Xiao Chen touched his chin and got entangled!
Xiao Chen
Force 100
Intelligence 100
Politics 100
Commander 100
Glamour 91
Skill: Thunder Strike Lv1, 3 points of force after activation!
This is his current attribute!
"Oh my God, it turns out that Lao Tzu is so powerful! Why is this data so familiar? Lao Tzu used to play the Three Kingdoms stand-alone machine and seemed to cheat like this! Interesting! ”
“。。。”
Xiao Chen waited until it was dark! Stealing is more stylish to do this kind of thing in the dark, which is his pursuit, and at the same time he also hints to himself, "It's not stealing, it's borrowing!" ”
A figure sneakily came to a valley, and a wooden gate was repaired at the mouth of the valley, and there were bandits stationed on the gatehouse!
Xiao Chen was a little excited in his heart, he had done fights, but it was the first time to steal, and the most he could do was to peek at a woman taking a bath!
There are two sentries on the gatehouse, no, they should be thieves! One of them was on the gatehouse with a big knife, and the other was sitting on the gatehouse, holding a big knife, as if he was dozing!
Xiao Chen was happy in his heart, "Great, a dumbfounder, a lazy pig, it seems that there is no difficulty!" ”
"Smack!"
A pebble was thrown into a corner!
"Who!" The thief soldier with the big knife immediately stood up and hurriedly went out of the gate to check!
Xiao Chen saw that one of them came down, so he immediately jumped on the wooden beam protruding from the walled gate, and then jumped into the gatehouse, and landed silently!
"Oops! These 100 forces really didn't cover it! Xiao Chen clapped his hands, turned around and left, but the moment he turned around, he found a thief standing about 10 meters to his right!
"! You're awesome! So you're the pig! You can fall asleep standing up, little brother is served! ”
Xiao Chen floated into the stockade in a straw skirt, and he came in, but where was the vault? The system only prompts the distance between the target and itself, but does not indicate the direction!
There was no way, he could only look for it slowly!
There were a lot of thieves in the stockade, and at this time he hid behind a carriage, hiding in the night, and estimated that there were hundreds of thieves on patrol! More than a dozen bands of thieves passed by him!
"Come on! Drink! Hahahaha! You've done a great job today, tsk! That girl's fine skin and tender meat really make Lao Tzu can't help it, if it weren't for the invitation to the young master, Lao Tzu would have to sleep with her for a day and a night! ”
"Come on! Can you still stand up for a day and a night? ”
"Xiao Guo, how can you look down on Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu tells you! Lao Tzu's best record is one and a half days! That's a pleasure! Refreshing! ”
"Stop blowing, drink!"
Xiao Chen raised his middle finger at these two people! "A day and a night? Shh ”
He followed a patrol of thieves to a cave!
"That's it! You're guarding here, I'll go see that girl, tsk, it's really a water spirit, I've never seen such a beautiful girl in my life! ”
"Brother Bing! You have to take it easy, Brother Dashan said, this is to be dedicated to the woman who is less in charge, you can't touch it! ”
"Go, go, go! Of course Lao Tzu knows, Lao Tzu will touch it, and don't do anything else, what are you afraid of! Hehe, I'll change you when my brother is done! ”
There are only two people in this team, and the reason why he follows them is only because he has to get a set of clothes to wear!
Xiao Chen ghostly appeared behind the thief and patted him on the shoulder! "Brother, your money is gone!"
The thief soldier was shocked when he heard this, and immediately looked down to see that Xiao Chen lost consciousness when he went down with a knife, and he didn't even scream!
A moment later, Xiao Chen also entered the cave!
"Don't, don't come here! Don't come here! Go away! ”
A coquettish voice echoes through the cave! It's so beautiful, the sound alone is hard to hold!
"Hey, hey! Good sister! Feel relieved! My brother will love you well and won't hurt you! Hey, hey, hey! As he spoke, the thief walked slowly towards him, taking off his clothes and revealing his bulging muscles! His eyes bloomed with lewd light, and he kept swallowing saliva!
The woman was tied, and she kept backing away, but it was already in the corner!
"Don't! I beg you, you let me go, I asked my father to give you a lot of money, my father is a rich businessman! Very rich! Woooooooooooooooo Please! Leave me alone! ”
The appearance of the woman's pear blossom with rain makes the strong man even more ferocious, and seems to have forgotten that this woman is dedicated to the young master!
"No, I want you!"
The strong man pounced!
"Ahh Don't! Help me! ”